Ascension
The risen dead have overtaken a Soviet cosmodrome and all Hell has broken loose. The countdown to the zombie apocalypse has begun.
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ENJOY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxd8Lma4 ... ture=feedu
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Come on you guys don't fall into the BS like Dblocks did to you. There are several reason why I believe it's reallly fake and Ive mentioned them before but Im saying it here just to calm everyone down. Theres a small change that I might be wrong but fake favors the most, here are the reasons: 1) The Info page says " Unofficial Fan Page of Treyarch" pretty obvious. 2) All the wall posts are filled with videos from when Black Ops was not even released up to launch (not the map Im talking about when the game was released), no First Strike trailer. If it were to be actual Treyarch the wall post would of been updated. 3) The page only has 6,337 likes, thats not a good …
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Ok this is the monkey strategy. What you need: - ray guns (at least 2 people with them) - claymores (everyone needs them) - 4 perks (everyone needs the same 4 perks) *before we start I just want to mention that at the start of the game, after the power is on, everyone should only buy juggernog until the first round of monkeys, as if everyone defends it you can get a free perk early on.* Ok so this works best with everyone having ray guns, but if that is not the case this still works well. To start everyone needs to buy the same 4 perks. I suggest juggernog, speed cola, stamin-up, and flopper. Everyone also needs claymores. What you need …
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when you run out of monkeys just throw a grenade and instead of throwing it back throw a monkey works every time, even with other players grenades. why has it not yet been patched? :ugeek:
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Listen in! GBytxcyJFB0 Is it me or does the monkey bomb say "Fuck You, Mommys Mad" when played backwards? I got insperation to look this up after I thought about the song "Paradorlia" And thought of what it ment: Somthing that looks like somthing it isnt. Now im gonna listen to "Paradorlia" backward and say anything interesting... Anyway, back to topic. This is a refrence to her "Mother" Samantha. Sam is mad at you using her toys as we torture them. E.g: in the furnace She says "Why you be so crewl to Mr. Monkey? Mr monkey only wanted to play!" Also the matroska's (Fail spelling) in ascension. We talk to them. They insult us. We insult back. Bad idea! Thoughts?
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Ok so apparently they attack the machines. I have fought them and beaten them without them taking my perks, so i know what happens there. What i was wondering was when the monkeys attack the machines, do they break the machines or take your perk, or both. If they break the machines can you fix them, maybe over time, or are they gone forever.
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I was watching the Inside Xbox video again and when they showed the monkey round, the perks in the bottom left corner start bulging. They also show the monkeys attacking the PHD Flopper machine. I think that the monkeys take your perks by destroying the machines, and you have to stop them from doing so in order to keep your perks.
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I have a strong feeling that Ascension is going to feature zombie monkeys. I'm mostly basing this off the gknova6 sketch that's currently up. This would be nuts if the lighthouse theory is correct because those things would be climbing right up with you. Also for the lvl 5-7 mini boss it could be the gorilla from dead ops, fits the theme and since Treyarch likes to foreshadow (especially with zombies) it would explain what was on the roof in Kino Der Toten. Just guesses but trying to ascend in a lighthouse filled with zombie monkeys sounds pretty crazy to me :shock:
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Now i know it hasn't been confirmed yet but I have heard rumors that those monkeys in the Ascension trailer are able to steel your perks. Now if its like the pentagon theif and if you kill the one that stole it you get your perk back it wouldn't be too bad but the fact remains that these things could be so annoying if they do so. Honestly i dont think its a good idea because im a perks-first man and loosing my perks on a really early level because i dont have anything really powerful to kill them with would be the dumbest thing to ever happen to zombies. Thats just my opnion but i want to know, what to you guys think of the new perk stealing monkeys?
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Would you rather have the little monkeys on Ascension right now, or have bigger Gorillas replace them. There would be fewer gorillas, but they would be stronger. Personally I would rather have gorillas, they would be easier to hit with bullet guns. Because as of right now in the later rounds bullet guns are useless against those fast little bastards. EDIT: Spelling corrections
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What do you guys think of the new Ascension info posted on IGN? "Zombies Mode Map - Ascension Set in an "abandoned Soviet cosmodrome," Ascension features the regular cast of Zombies players (Takeo, Nikoli, Dempsey, and Rictoffen). But it does include new enemies, including Space Monkeys who steal perks. Uh.... what? New weapons include the Gersch Device or "Black Hole Bomb" and Matryoshka Dolls. Those damned dirty monkeys will be swiping new perks that include Stamin-Up and PhD Flopper, the benefits of which we're not quite sure. " Wow its exciting to finally have some info on this. Those monkeys sound like they'll be a real pain. Now I'm very curious as to …
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2our0VFr ... ideo_title
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Hi, I am new here, so forgive me if I repeat anything already theorized and debunked. I have read relevant posts (I think) on the first page or two...but I thought I'd add my two cents and see if I could possibly find some players willing to explore Ascension a little more for that "Next step." I guess that clarifies for myself that I am a believer that there is more to this process. I find it hard to believe that 90 seconds of death machines is all there is. Again, forgive me if I state theories already debunked, though I read some and have tried to avoid repetition. First, To debunk a few: 1) Being on a lander when SAM screams does nothing...I've tried. Howev…
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I have more theories. Yay - Try and pack-a-punch - Shoot the pack-a-punch - Kill a crap load of zombies - Shoot the thing with the four lights - Trade in random box? - Search and kill the man on roof(if it has not been disproved, sorry if it has) - See if anything on the map has spawned and shoot at it (like a radio, generator, etc) - Thats all for now. I might update with more though
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Playing around on ascension, and had my headphone volume extremely high. We had finished majority of the easter egg, except past collecting letters. I was chilling out by the stamin up, and heard a whistle similar to that of the rest of the puzzle. I looked up and to the left, on top of the building where you open the next door, and I believe I have found a generator similar to that of the one that is sucked into the gersch device for the first step. The whistle was quite evident, but I would like someone else to help confirm this. Crappy cell phone picture to come soon.
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Well, I have never bought mule kick on Moon.. I was playing Ascension tonight, and after a monkey round, noticed a green pistol perk.. Not slight of hand.. I was like WTF.. So I hit the box, and boom, three guns.. Wow.. So running around a bit, I see a new perk machine up near the speed cola, the room below it near the random box.. Is this a new patch? Glad to see them support the game still if so.
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Hello, this is my first post so if you can be gentle on me if this has already been discussed :oops: , anyway has anyone notice'd that if you go to the stamin-up machine you will hear some music play, if someone can help me out I would be greatful, thanks.
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I FOUND SOME stuff on the loading page of ascension plz confirm to me what they are i know the missile rocket thing so yeah http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2765 ... censio.jpg look to left of barrier there is red light maybe new perk or juggernog
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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO. well it seems almost every one is busy working on there theorys for moon so i deiced to drift way from there for a while and make my analyses of Abracadavre. sure about 100 people have done stuff like this but i felt like making one so ya. the equal sign is what i think the meaning of the line is. ok here we go. *MUSIC* = this could mean anything. I can fly like a bird not in the sky witch can always swim but is always dry = A PENGUIN I say goodbye at night and morning high i am part of you what am i = the bird that gets the worm i follow and lead as you pass = a zombie in the front of a rape train leading the rest of the zombies to there …
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So I went down at 141. Funny no-one guessed that. Log: Run Started : Saturday evening Dec 11 Day1 57(Round) 5 hours Sun Dec 12, 2011 1:05 am (Time logged) Day2 84 12 hours Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:06 am Day3 97 17 hours Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:18 am Day4 102 21 hours Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:39 am Day5 106 24 hours Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:12 am Day6 116 32 hours Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:20 am Day7 126 40 hours Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:59 am Day8 133 46 hours Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:37 am Day9 140 52 hours Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:06 am Day 10: 58 Hours - End Estimated hours and log times. Revives Lost Round 30+ Round 100 glitched when monkeys stole speed cola…
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This post is more an evolution of a theory i posted along time ago (in the run up to Black Ops) the link to the topic is below if you're interested but i'll sum it up as I go along. http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=2634 The first point is a point I read on another thread, I can'remember which, but they pointed out that the name of each map has been written in the language of the country it is based in eg nacht der untoten, verruckt etc are in Germany and Shi No Numa in Japan and Five in America. So assuming the der riese teleporter and board idea is right for the next two maps (it foretold Kino). Then Ascension should be the Engli…
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Post your own if you have one. Add a reason or two. I think its Vorkuta. I think "ascend from darkness" was on of the mission titles. Also when you die on zombies it shows a cutscene and the last thing you see in that cutscene is the prisoners opening the prison gate and you see a bright light, then its over. Could it be that simple? -Moved from General Discussion board-
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Alright, put on your thinking caps. Gather your brains, fish, women, vodka, and kidneys. Grab a couple of snacks and drinks. Cause this is going to be a hell of a long post. One so long it's going to take a few days to finish. Here we go... Part 1-1 Escaping Kino and Entering the Abandoned Soviet Cosmodrome The 4 characters we all know of(Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen) presumably escape Kino, to which I assume must be by teleporter. Which could've taken them to an area outside where there's the lander located where the teddy bear behind the gate can be found. They take the lander as the door is closed and they for whatever reason can't get …
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DISCLAIMER!!! You dont have to view this!! if you are an extremely stubbon person who just goes on these threads just to say "Omg he is lying screw him, dont believe this crap" your pointless input will not be valued!! I typed this up so that we as a community could analyize my info of the map!! Dont ruin it by being a dick!! Thank you Some of you already know about or have seen the vid on youtube (was removed by Activision, dont try looking) explaining the First Strike maps (including Ascension) that i played at Activsion. Even though this was about 2 months ago i can still remember a bunch about the map (was a very early beta, so alot of the stuff i am mention…
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First off i have been lurking CODz for a long long time and i am truly fascinated by everyone and all the progress that has come forth in this community. Enough with my intro now time to tell you what i think i know. Ok first off the radios basically gave me the idea that the monkeys were caused by the scienctists on a project called project MERCURY. I think the monkeys are taken to mercury or where ever they go and they are exposed to element 115 which triggers an affect on them that makes them mutant. Now comes the radio where YURI is talking to himself, From the sounds of it thats not samantha talking to him but its the monkeys communicating with him to try t…
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