Rules. (post some of yours)

[fraztheman]

Rule 53: Don't let the fact you have run out of points stop you beating the zombies.

[PSN:Firebird085]

Rule # 16 Don't forget about the crawlers.

[ALL-STAR_WELSHY]

rule #8008135

dead people only get dead again if the living stay living.

rule #8008136

being revived is an intimate thing and if the coast is clear the favour can be returned.

rule #8008137

points mean prizes is not my quote but rings true so dont steal from windows they need points too.

rule #8008138

REPRESENT - no matter what character you are you are now working for "GROUP" 935

rule # something

always wear a seatbelt

[killallzombies]

rule #9 Always carry a pocket knife

[ETEl2NAL407]

A general rule for all maps:

Leave a zombie at the end of a round. Players need time to regroup, purchase perks, spin the mystery box, build items, make deposits, get ammo, PaP, etc..

[Tappaja A V]

Rule √-1 - Be team player.

[ZaquiriDaquiri]

Guess this is just a joke thread...

[MrGibbs]

Rule # 643

Look if the elevator is going UP or DOWN..

Don't get crushed.

[killallzombies]

rule #9 always carry a pocket knife. (I thought I already posted this, if I did, tell me)

[Tappaja A V]

Yes you did. Therefore you mention carrying two pocket knifes.

[killallzombies]

Yes you did. Therefore you mention carrying two pocket knifes.

Yes

Carry two pocket knifes, the second one should be bigger and sharper than the first. :D

[Tappaja A V]

Oh lord, now we should carry four pocket knifes?

Fine for me.

One Bowie, one Swiss Army knife, one throwing knife and finally a stilet in boot.

[BlazeyTheWolf115]

My rules: 

Rule 0: It's just a friggin' game
Rule 1: That said, at least try
Rule 2: Stay the hell out of my window or you're not getting revived later on

Rule 3: The Dibs system must be respected in regards to the free Blundergat in Mob

Rule 4: Wait to grab the max ammo unless you're surrounded and have no choice/out of ammo

Rule 5: GET THE HELL OFF MY STAGE! (Kino)

Rule 6: Understand that no matter who hit the box, it would've been the Teddy regardless

Rule 7: As long as you're having fun, who cares what round you get to?

Rule 8: Bring your knives, bring your headshots, but so help me don't forget about your monkeys

Rule 9: Wait until the end of the game for MVP bragging rights

Rule 10: If you're a jerk to me and yet I still revive you, understand it was for the points, not you

Rule 11: SERIOUSLY, GTFO MY WINDOW!

[CBR_600_RR]

On higher rounds when you are on the move and you stop to repair a window always keep your back to the window....... unless there's a zombie in there of course

[mralways1]

Rule # 0 . Always remember to have fun.

and my favorite rule is "some times it is better to run than to revive".

Complete opposites lol

Rule 1 -"Cooking one facing the sky, is the same as letting them die"

I remember awhile back playing some transit with [@member="ETEl2NAL407"] and he says "why did you look up in the air?"

[thegoldenspork115]

Rule #-12

If you go down twenty times in the game, then I wasn't able to revive you the twentieth time, that does not mean I suck.

Rule #935

Treyarch makes all rules.

[CBR_600_RR]

When you are searching the lobbies for good RANDOMS to play with, never play with a "SPLIT SCREEN"
In my personal experience playing zombies since 2008, I don't know what it is but everytime I have ever played with a random split screen they always tend to be not that great..... even if the original account holder has been to a high round they always prove to suck...... I don't know why that is but because of this I choose to never play with a "SPLIT SCREEN"
Unless they're a friend....

Edited July 23, 2014 by CBR_600_RR

[Stop Mocking Me0]

Rule: -1

 

NEVER store your flash drives near batteries/magnets...

[lead_psychopath]

Rule: -1

NEVER store your flash drives near batteries/magnets...

Erm, I thought that was one of the benefits to a flash drive, it didn't matter if you kept it close to a magnet?!

[Hells Warrrior]

When you are searching the lobbies for good RANDOMS to play with, never play with a "SPLIT SCREEN"

In my personal experience playing zombies since 2008, I don't know what it is but everytime I have ever played with a random split screen they always tend to be not that great..... even if the original account holder has been to a high round they always prove to suck...... I don't know why that is but because of this I choose to never play with a "SPLIT SCREEN"

Unless they're a friend....

 

I second the unofficial rule of backing out of a lobby if split screen players exist. Just causes problems and gauranteed one of them will back out if they don't get a shovel, down or something similar early on.

[thegoldenspork115]

^its not that they're more likely to rage quit. It's just if one rage quits, then you'll be down two players instead of one.

[Stop Mocking Me0]

 

Rule: -1

NEVER store your flash drives near batteries/magnets...

Erm, I thought that was one of the benefits to a flash drive, it didn't matter if you kept it close to a magnet?!

 

APPARENTLY NOT! 

[lead_psychopath]

Rule: -1

NEVER store your flash drives near batteries/magnets...

Erm, I thought that was one of the benefits to a flash drive, it didn't matter if you kept it close to a magnet?!

APPARENTLY NOT! I'd say you probably jumped on it in error. ;-)

[Marky]

Rule L33T: ALWAYS use at least a week to look for the major Easter Egg in Kino, even though two years of gameplay have proved it doesn't exist.

Edited March 14, 2015 by Marky