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  1. Sorry, I've been MIA. I'd have to play a few games to get me my zombie legs back first.
  2. I got really sick of training zombies years ago and started camping for the joy of it, even though it would not last to high rounds. They added way too much busy work, so my friends and I still enjoy the simple early maps best (and the reprints in bo3). So maybe this cod will appeal to me, but after the bo4 disaster, I'm afraid to spend money on a cod game at all. In looking for opinions, so thanks for this post.
  3. Thanks. Even change changes. We'll all change, I like to believe I've been much better at being human with each passing year (it's taken over half a century to get this far). Do you recall how angry I used to get at Trollarch? Haha, wasted energy. I just really want to fix everything because of how right (I often believe) that I am. Mwuhahahaha. Yeah... Throw in the anonymity of the internet and "voila!" instant assh...let's say instant 83457.
  4. Well, gosh (blushes). Thanks all! I must admit that it feels good to get this surprise gift. Thank you for the kind words, Pinnaz. Do I get a funky colored name?(Edit: Ooo, I'm yellow now). P.S. I'm moving in with friends, hopefully I'll have some decent internets again and get back to new zombies! Happy gaming!
  5. While playing online multiplayer, I usually dislike maps that get played too often (please stop reprinting Noob Town and Failing Range, ha), because I played a lot and got sick of them. However, Standoff was a popular map that was built more like a square circle, which is often asked for, so as to avoid everyone just "running for the center", which is too common in CoD. So Standoff, I guess. In the past several years, I mostly play my own 5 2-man team game versus bots, and I love these maps for it: Raid, Rush, Slums, Standoff, and Hijacked. Raid being my go-to first map for it.
  6. I played it again recently. There is so much wrong with it, if they remade it, it would need some serious love to not just be reforgetable.
  7. Thanks RZP, for the feedback. I can't access my bo2 maps offline on 360, so I can't really do a back to back comparison myself. Ah poverty, forcing me to play old games. Sigh.
  8. Are there functional differences between (let's say) 360 BO2 zombies and XB1 BO2 zombies (and possibly the PS equivalents), or is it just controller improvements, or just my deranged mind? Does anyone have the technical knowledge of this? I've been playing BO2 on XB1 and it just seems to work much better. I can train areas that were impossible before, the zombies appear to spawn in quicker, and I can definitely see further/better in fog on TranZit. I loved BO1 when they were new, but they are my least replayed zombies due to solo difficulty. I wonder if BO1 became easier on XB1 too. If I had home internet I'd check it out. So, has anyone else noticed this or have any feedback on this topic? When I was online, but playing offline, I seemed to have infinite money in the bank. I could take money out but not deposit money (or maybe deposit was just glitched). Now I'm offline without internet, I can deposit money but it vanishes after the game ends. Even if I play another game immediately, no bank. Anyway, I'd take any knowledge that anyone has on this topic. Happy gaming!
  9. That's new to me, thank you for that. Edit: Added it and you reminded me of the permanent drops glitch, which is almost the same.
  10. Hey Richkiller, I was adding the bank unlimited points trick, Max Ammo trick, and infinite (well, max 7) perks from witches as you posted. I'm trying to get scattered ideas into one clearer post with tags on it for searchers. This map is so crazy easy, I'd put it second to WaW's Shi No Numa where anyone could break 100 with ease running Comm Room. Have fun!
  11. Hello zombieciders! I'm going to slowly add some retro stuff here for this old game, some tricks, some ideas, some "moar" stuff. I want to get it right so I won't rush it, so check back for updates. ####### Infinite Booze on round 1 (with Paralyzer): Get all perks and draw all chalk outlines. 1 hour round 1. Start map, get to 900+ points, drop down to Quick Revive, draw chalk gun for 1000, get to ?Box with 1900+ points. Hit box twice, if not Paralyzer, restart until you get it. If you're online, after a few restarts you'll get the bear on the box and Paralyzer should show up after not too many restarts. But if you're completely offline (no internet), then this is going to be quite rare for you to see the Paralyzer. With Paralyzer in inventory, keep 1 or 2 slow zombies and walk them away from the Jail. Run back to Jail, grab the key, open the cell. Grab the Booze and give it to the Big Guy. Immediately start shooting him with the Paralyzer (tap fire to not overheat it). You must stop him from moving and breaking the Jail barrier. He will still make the bonk sound and react as if he hit the barrier, you can stop shooting then. Now, leave before the zombies show up. As long as the Jail barrier remains intact, Booze will keep spawning at the Jail or the Saloon, and Candy will not spawn. Open Saloon. Break every single barrier (Jail last) in the map (and smash the fountain) for fat cash, then you can draw all of the chalks for fatter cash. Get GalvaKnuckles, Juggernogg, et cetera. Remember; the further he runs to hit a barrier, the more points you'll get. Once the Jail barrier is broken, Candy will spawn in the candy shop once per round or can be bought for 1000. Note that you can enter the ground floor window of the Jail room by standing in front of it and shooting the ground with Paralyzer to fly up slightly and slip in the window (during the time that the Jail barrier is still in place). ####### NDU Buried + Pit Maps: NDU style is playing without perks (like NDU: Nacht Der Untoten from WaW, the first Nazi Zombies map), and "pit maps" are sections of the map to trap yourself in without buying doors as a challenge or for short gameplay, like "start room challenge" basically. NDU style in Buried simply means that you leave the Big Guy locked up. If you break no barriers, you can't access most perks, nor the PaP machine. No free perks from witches neither. Note that you can buy Quick Revive solo and if you get the Paralyzer, you can levitate back up for a second or third QR. With power on, you could buy it in an MP match this way, Speed Cola and Mule Kick are available with power on also. Pit Map 1 Start Room: Don't drop down. Olympia and M14 in map. Pit Map 2 QR: Drop down. Stay on Quick Revive level. Shotgun wallbuy and Quick Revive if solo. Pit Map 3 Box: Drop to bottom level. You have the box and the B23R pistol. No Big Guy allowed. Pit Map 4 Fountain: Get to box, get 2 weapons. Open Hardware store (where all of the parts are) and go up and drop off by the Candy Store in the fountain area in front of the witch house. ####### Buildables with no credited kills: Kill no zombies with gun nor knife. Fix 4 window boards at start, drop down to shotgun chalk and draw it. Drop to box level. You could hit box for Paralyzer and do infinite booze here, which will make everything super easy. Restart until set. Make Buildables, hide in dead end hallway of Saloon and get uncredited Buildables kills for as long as possible. Without Paralyzer: For the easy access way you need 2000 points to open the 1250 Sloon door and the 750 barrier inside the Saloon. The starting 500 + 40 (window boards) + Chalk 1000 + Big Guy breaking barrier (200), leaves you a little shy of 2000. So line up all zombies, fire into their legs for points, run to the other end of their line and do it again, shoot a couple of middle zombies in the line until you hit 2000 points without killing any zombies. Alternately you can take the tunnel from the Barn (under Quick Revive) around to the upper floor of the Saloon to avoid buying one of the doors/barriers. Go up Saloon to the roof, jump to building with chalks which is not always cooperative, get chalk and draw it for points on a ? symbol. Open a Hardware Store door, get a Trample Steam part, put it on the table near the ?Box, up the steps. Go through Saloon, jump to Candy Store, activate power and grab Candy. Have Big Guy finish the Buildable (give him candy by it), build the Sonic Cannon in the Saloon (because it breaks most often). Grab and draw as many chalk as you can. Place the Trample Steam in the dead end hall and let it finish the round. New round, grab and use Booze for money. As the rounds progress, build other buildables and purchase Juggernog from Booze/barrier points, use Candy if desired. Fix windows for points as applicable. Eventually camping the dead end with the Head Chopper on wall opposite opening by window, then Trample Steam, then the Sonic Cannon, then set the Turbine (for Cannon) as needed. I hit 32 on my first attempt and had zero kills on the leaderboard. ####### Time Bomb and Tricks: The TB resets everything back to when you placed it. Everything is back at that point, the only exceptions are 'credited kills' remain on the leaderboards (Set TB, kill 2,000 zombies, trigger TB, you still have those kills) and any doors that are opened and any 'drops' that are on the ground as you trigger the TB (Z$, x2, perk bottles, et cetera). Make sure that you'll be able to get those drops because your location will reset. Normal Use: Push dpad down (I don't know pc keys) to take it out. Left Trigger sets it down, then Right Trigger will bring you back to this exact moment (usually pulled out and used later). The normal use is to set it just after a max ammo, while in control of the game, so if anything goes bad, just reset to that point. Each Max Ammo will give a new TB, throw it down and it deletes the previously set TB (so you move your reset point forward in time). ------- TB Bank Trick for Points: Requires GalvaKnuckles, lots of points already in bank, TB. (Big Guy or friend can babysit, or run away from crawler). In Bank, punch the keys by the tunnel with GalvaKnuckles. Set TB. Take about 60,000 or so from Bank, hit X/O (action button) by keys to create a large Z$ drop. Activate TB and the money is back in the Bank, yet the Z$ still exists, grab it. If your account was full, you can even check it to be sure that it's still full. Note that the Z$ will flash and go away eventually, so you're limited to about 60k by time, give or take. ####### Bank Max Ammo (and infinite witch perks with TB below): This should net you a Max Ammo for roughly 6000 points or less (depending on how many times you repeat this, it cycles through the available drops, including Carpenter if the box moved). Requires Paralyzer/(Petrifier), GK punch, Big Guy, Candy. Babysitter helps, but can be done with a crawler on solo, but the Big Guy might pick up the crawler, which you do not want, so try to drag the crawler away and punch Big Guy to get him to follow you quickly. Open Steps by Candy Store to Bank, open the Candy Store door across from these steps. The process: Punch the Bank keys with GalvaKnuckles (if not already punched). Here's the loop: Create 1000 point Z$ (costs 1100), *give BG Candy when he is next to the Z$ (he'll change it to a regular drop), immediately fly up and out (Paralyzer), run into Candy Store and buy Candy (1000), run back up Bank steps and drop in. See what he made the Z$ into, if not Max Ammo, go to *. Repeat until Max Ammo. Note that if you wait to see what he makes, you will not get to the Candy Store and back in time (you'll need to give another 1100 for a new Z$), so just give him Candy and run for more Candy and back, then look at what he made. This will also keep him from moving too far off. Time Bomb (max 7) Witch Perks: Note that this will allow you to get all Perks free from your first set of witches, if you have the Time Bomb and someone babysits the witches. Create a Max Ammo this way, drop TB, Babysitter kills witches but ignores bottle, activate TB (perk bottle and Max Ammo remain). Grab Perk bottle, grab Max Ammo. Babysitter babysits while you create new Max Ammo this way, then repeat. This is silly, but perfectly doable to get all perks. ####### Some Big Guy cheats: (Thanks to Richkiller): As Big Guy goes to pick up a crawler (because you gave him Candy by the crawler), shoot BG, he drops the Crawler who is glitched into the ground. RK suggests this for the last step of the Easter Egg to keep him out of the way. ------- Which reminded me of; Glitched Permanent Drop: Get a drop, give Candy to Big Guy to alter the drop, but shoot him as he starts to do so. This should glitch the drop so that it remains until you pick it up. It won't time out. ####### Get rid of Big Guy: You can shoot him and he'll hide in his cell until you have Candy/Booze (or Time Bomb into previous time). If someone gets into his cell first, he won't lock the door. ####### Speed Load Courthouse Camp: Leave the main doors (ground floor) closed. Use Tramplesteam to fling over the box to Speed Cola, or open the tunnel from Quick Revive to the Courthouse. In the courthouse: Upstairs near the lone zombie window is a break in the banister where zombies drop down to the first floor. Set a Head Chopper on the railing on the side away from the window to get the few zombies that walk past the drop down spot. Camp: Camp near the bottom of the steps, but forward so you can shoot where the zombies come through the small opening in the downstairs banister. Load the area by the main doors with claymores. This is good until the 30s, then open the main doors when it starts loading too many too fast. At this point, loop the map and camp at the steps again, or switch to your favorite latter game strategy. Happy Gaming!
  12. Edited: I did research and apparently BOCW released unfinished (like most games these days) requiring an update straight out of the box. The box warns (and was confirmed by Game Stop manager) that internet is required for even single player. It appears to not be a worthy offline purchase, if anyone seeks that right now due to finacial issues. Have a beautiful day.
  13. Now that I'm offline, I haven't seen the paralyzer. I used to spam the box twice, then restart. After a few of these, I get the teddy bear on the box and the good stuff comes quickly after that. Well, offline (not connected to web at all, not just playing local while wired up) I get no bear, no green flashes, no bonus stuff. Just for knowledge sake I posted this. However, it has given me a desire to "moar" this map and play it in various ways. Maybe I'll make a post for how to play buried wrong. And since I've been given the green light for glitches here, I could add the "infinite booze round 1" trick and maybe clearly state the "7 perks from witches in 1 round" trick, and how to do the bank loop and buy infinite candy. There's "pit" maps, and "NDU Buried" maps, and speed camping the courthouse. You know, stuff for us losers who don't have BOCW yet.
  14. My "space flower and rainbow" pic were painted by my gf in the 80s. We're still friends, I was at her wedding in 2019.


    From 1960-something to about 2000, the rainbow flag was the all inclusive symbol of acid freaks and usually dead heads (Grateful Dead). At the turn of the century, our flag and motto were usurped by the gay community, which was mildly awkward. I don't care at all if someone is homosexual, but my pic is the old school hetero acid freak flag for any who contemplate these things and wonder. 


    Note the diamond stars: "shall we go, you and I, through the transitive nightfall of diamonds" -Dark Star, Grateful Dead.


    Happy gaming!



    1. anonymous


      Good to hear you're still friends with your gf from the 80s!

    2. 83457


      Thanks,  I devote a lot of time and love to these lovely ladies, I like to keep them as friends after. Only 1 ex-gf had to be perma-dumped, due to her extreme evil.


      My last love was a 19 year relationship that ended over 6 years back (I'm too poor, she got fat. Sigh). We go for walks every weekend and talk and do sudoku and that's enough for both of us.


      From now on, I'm only dating wealthy ladies. If I have to put up with a woman full time again, I'm getting paid for it. Forgive my loving misogyny, ha.

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