Johnny Reklaw

Seriously?!? Was it necessary to post that? On topic, I'm so in for nuke town...its one of the few maps I can play decently on!

The game is rated for a mature audience...heck, Nikolai says every swear word in the book...therefore swear words shouldn't necessarily be banned....as rules say "excessive" profanity isn't allowed... That being said...swearing for the sake of swearing isn't cool...you just sound like the 7 year olds who play zombies and say "fuck" every other word because somehow they think its cool. I do agree that some of the above is "excessive" and thus unnecessary.

This reminds me...next call of duty I am ordering 100 copies of the hardened/veteran/platinum/diamond/Badasschucknorris version of the game...and selling the games on Ebay for market value...and the codes for the "special maps" for profit...seriously, I can't believe what people pay for this stuff

There are more than 3 red power boxes...there are 2 more in the theater by the stage that I can confirm.... We have exhausted the red power boxes....and the images don't change. There is more to the radio transimissions with the 2 extra radios though...(one on the chandelier, one on the tower in the distance....)

Umm how do two types of monkey not relate? HAHA. And they're both wearing spacesuits. And you still dont think they're making a reference to the silverback? As small as a reference as it might be. I never said they were the same or that that they we're related to the story, I just said they we're related in general. Which anyone can see they clearly are. It's common sense. Oh and by the way, when we're talking Treyarch there's no such thing as "coincidental". Don't get your zombie nerd panties in a bunch. also, I believe video evidence somewhere has shown the Silverback to be in a CCCP Spacesuit...I would confirm if I wasn't on an iPad that fails at finding video (casue no flash.... :| )

It is as good as any theory I have heard thusfar. You are correct. *puts on nerd glasses and straightens pocket protector* The programmers of this game invoke a 3 dimensional graph for all locations within the game. For those of you who missed Algebra, its basically those curvy line graphs you use in School...only instead of X & Y, you have (X,Y,Z) Think of a 3 dimensional box (or cube) where the center point is 0. If you had straight lines connecting each side to the side directly opposite, you would create your 3 plains. The spawn point is 0,0,0. Moving up the stairs in the Centrifuge moves you up on the X Axis (example, you are now at (0, 0, 1)). If you move to the Sickle...you are up, left, and back (for lack of dimensional term)...so you'd be something like (-14, -8, 8). Now, what does this have to do with this program? Well, the orb simply is activated. This means somewhere there is a preprogrammed system telling the orb what to do. These programs are small...remember there is space issues with storage involved here....they gotta keep this small. If the program told it to float up and go to the spawn, it would have the same programming, but with an added line telling the "soul" (as called in the programming) to go to (0, 0, 0) or the centrifuge room. Instead, it simply tells it to activate. Creating a self sustained program that runs up, then left, then down to the centrifuge would be too large...instead, they simply tell the sould to go up...a very basic, 2 line program. Essentially, it just goes up for 20 seconds...then vanishes... well...I have just shown my nerd side for the day..... Wow, you lost me at programmers lol. So what your saying is that the computer's not telling the orb to go anywhere on the map, except straight up and float away? Right?? yep...thats about it

Awesome new read....though mischevious insomniacs like me never do what things say...so I would read a thread with this title.

I know a group of guys who are working right now on a "High Round" game of Kino...there are 12 of them. They are working in 8 hour shifts and running the loop strategy. Their strategy is as follows: Use basic early round strategies to reach around 30-40ish. Strive for the following weaponsets: 1: Thundergun/Raygun 2: Refibbrilator (upgraded Ballisticknife)/Raygun 3: HK21/RPK 4: Awful Lawton (upgraded Crossbow)/Raygun Everyone with monkeys....or as many as possible. Start every round in the Teleportor...wait till the swarm is upon them, then hit the podium gun and teleport. Throw grenades as needed. When returned to the lobby, run the circle through the Speed Cola room, down the middle of the Theater, back to the lobby. Thundergun/ZeusCanon runs front...clears a path. Knife and Bow run middle with Ray Guns ready. LMG runs in the rear mopping up points. If someone goes down, the Refibbrilator revives them...if the knife guy goes down, Awful Lawton distracts Zombies (or monkeys) long enough to revive. Keep a tight circle. The guy in the rear with the LMG's makes it his goal to get enough points each circle to hit a 1,000 point Electric trap. They will only use the trap between Theater and Lobby....and Theater and Dressing room (alternate which every round). They hope to set a new high score...and they're talented enough to do it... I don't have that much committment...

I am the eagle!!! Hear me...uh...chirp?

I'm always in...except Tuesday I have class at 6:30 CST. Before you ask, I'm not in High School, I'm in Grad School. Hit me up anytime I'm on. See my thread Raw Data and Intel and the Debunked video thread...both will help you ascertain what DOESN"T work.

It is as good as any theory I have heard thusfar. You are correct. *puts on nerd glasses and straightens pocket protector* The programmers of this game invoke a 3 dimensional graph for all locations within the game. For those of you who missed Algebra, its basically those curvy line graphs you use in School...only instead of X & Y, you have (X,Y,Z) Think of a 3 dimensional box (or cube) where the center point is 0. If you had straight lines connecting each side to the side directly opposite, you would create your 3 plains. The spawn point is 0,0,0. Moving up the stairs in the Centrifuge moves you up on the X Axis (example, you are now at (0, 0, 1)). If you move to the Sickle...you are up, left, and back (for lack of dimensional term)...so you'd be something like (-14, -8, 8). Now, what does this have to do with this program? Well, the orb simply is activated. This means somewhere there is a preprogrammed system telling the orb what to do. These programs are small...remember there is space issues with storage involved here....they gotta keep this small. If the program told it to float up and go to the spawn, it would have the same programming, but with an added line telling the "soul" (as called in the programming) to go to (0, 0, 0) or the centrifuge room. Instead, it simply tells it to activate. Creating a self sustained program that runs up, then left, then down to the centrifuge would be too large...instead, they simply tell the sould to go up...a very basic, 2 line program. Essentially, it just goes up for 20 seconds...then vanishes... well...I have just shown my nerd side for the day.....

If peter was at one time a playable character, this could explain the blank picture in Kino Der Toten..... Follow my argument here. Lets assume the following: 1) Peter was playable in Verruckt 2) Peter was the body in SNN So now his picture is blank in Kino, why? Because he's dead. The pictures are Samantha's targets. As someone stated, there were more images that were blank. Perhaps Samantha is getting her revenge, and Richtofen is the one she wants most (thus why his picture is largest) but Dempsey, Nikolai, and Takeo are not far behind..... Never played WAW...or any of the maps, so sorry if I am way off from evidence placed elsewhere on WAW.

I kno u posted this but you just did it to show it to people and for them to give an opinion while I'm giving my reasons why its fake. Edit: Nevermind I didn't scroll down , you should of done it on the main post so sorry. wasn't my OP or i would have....

An honest question. We know that the namesake of the Gersch device was sucked in and lost his body (though his soul was intact). We also know that when one of our four characters dolphin dives into one, they get teleported, not killed. We also know the space monkeys get teleported as well...not sucked. Perhaps it is Samantha's idea of a joke, making her "players" in her "game" immune to the black hole. Perhaps it is Treyarch overlooking that detail? Perhaps it is an argument for evolution that 1) we evolved from monkeys, 2) zombies evolved from us. You have to be advanced enough to be sucked into a black hole...and we just haven't gotten there yet? Who knows.

[brains] For you!!! BTW: I reported the page as fake...the more that do the faster it will fall into a black hole and disappear forever!!!

I agree... The other day my wife was hit by a car, but did I leave the game I was in? HELL NO! She'll be fine in 3-6 months...besides we made it to level 58 on KINO!!!! /sarcasm Seriously, I know people leave early in a game, and its sucks.This is why I leave lobbies BEFORE the game starts. I have 2 requirements before entering a game: 1) You have a Mic. 2) You have passed the part of puberty that makes you sound like a mouse. HOWEVER!!! I do leave games...and have very frequently. Why? 1) Selfish Assholes who come and steal zombies from your window early on and board up your window (that you were saving for the start of next round because you are maxed out). 1 time is a warning, do it again I leave. I will ask for help if I need it. 2) I am trying to legitimately get to a high level, and someone has glitched. (I am all for glitching in Private games and non-getting-to-high-level games...but otherwise GTFO!!! 3) Selfish Assholes box whoring before I get a fair chance... I don't care you have the L96 and Dragonav...Let me have a go as my 1911 isn't going to cut it for much longer....there is an MP5k on the wall that is a definite better gun for you! Basically, I don't play a game that I know will fail in a round that I will be embarrased to admit, I leave. You have to work as a team. Even in the "Everyone pick a spot and run circles" strategy on Ascension, it requires team effort, coordination, and an amount of unselfishness...something that all 3 of the above don't show. You also have to trust your teammates to do their part...again the above doesn't show trust. SO, I admit, I leave games. I will play with shitty players...but I won't play with the non-team/selfish players.

at the end...the opposing team. The deaths were concentrated at 2 specific players. While the other members of the other team died 60-80 times, one player and his guest died 280 ish times each...

um....he's a fraud....

as was the sarcastic joke I made about it....

I was playing doubles on Ascension. I had been stockpiling claymores against walls for monkey rounds. My partner and I had both been dropping claymores like crazy and finally we determined we needed to claymore up Stamin-Up as we were extended as far as we could go. During a previous monkey round, I had dropped claymores quickly against a random wall as I knew we had max ammo (2 more claymores) and a new round (giving me 2 more!!!) I had 4 claymores here as I was headed back to flopper. So, its round 25 going into 26 and I go to pick up my claymore against said random wall...unfortunately it was the same wall as the MP5k...and instead of picking up my claymore I traded my upgraded ray gun for the MP5k. My other gun was upgrade Thunder gun....with no ammo. Lets just say those damn monkeys stole my Juggernog and killed me... That mistake cost us the game...

why is it one guy and his guest are a majority of the deaths? What about the rest of the team?

Napalm would be epic.... Dogs wouldn't because zombie dogs= Hellhounds...

He also says, "It rubs the lotion on the dolls, it does this every time *3 second pause* or else it gets the hose again." Perhaps he wants to take of the doll's skin because he is confused whether he is male or doll, and is making the ultimate doll coat from the broken "skin" he gets from "crushing" the dolls. Have I had too much Caffeine today?

that page is fake...that isn't Josh Olin...or any real people from Treyarch

I already said most of this here: viewtopic.php?f=60&t=7323 its more trolls