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Electric Jesus

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  1. The future's black, the future's Reznov

  2. Sincere question: Who's actually convinced in Black Ops 3 and/or WaWII? (I'm honestly not convinced in either.)

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      Honestly I wouldn't be mad if 3 time periods were covered. Connect Cordis Die to Project Nova. Bam. Now WW2, Cold war, and 2025 are relevant. Menendez is dead, but his 2 billion followers aren't, and now they are royally pissed. Call it whatever, what's in a name.

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  3. All in favor of keeping CoDz like this permanently say I.

  4. I should stop with the female character avatars. Don't want people to think I am a girl, right, @Electric Jesus ? :P

  5. Flowers and chocolates, the way to a womens heart.

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      Fastest way to a woman's heart is ripping her open and digging it out by hand, at least in my experience.

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  6. FINALLY finished the "Awaken the Gazebo" achievement for Buried. thanks to @Way2good 's guide

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      I did it pretty early too, but I had a very funny goof. I made it to PaP and realized I never turned on the power. Had to run back past witches twice, still got the achievement. Hehe.

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  7. Batteries are my eternal enemy. "Please reconnect controller" seems to pop up whenever I'm winning at anything. :|

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      My Laptop tabs me out of whatever I'm playing to give me periodic battery warnings. The notification says "Hail Satan."

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  8. Guess who gets to meet Norman Reedus (Daryl) tomorrow. THIS GUY

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      Tell him you have a friend named EJ. Literally just say that. Make me a part of his life.

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  9. Oh yeah, it's my birthday. Funny how as you get older it seems to mean less and less.

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      I can tell how old I'm getting over the years by looking at kids who put their birth year at the end of their gamertag. I'm like "holy shit XSlayaX_2002 really? Well I guess there have always been 12-13 y/os." But seeing 2002 makes me think they're like 7. Also happy birthday.

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  10. SUGAAAAAAA

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      Y'know I learned their song "Soil" is about the singer's friend who committed suicide. Then when I went back and listened to it, I got major chills at the line "Why the F- did you take him away from us YOU MOTHER F-ER!"

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  11. Weekly thought: IRL; Everytime you kill a zombie, 100 gallons of water disappear from the earth. Do you make yourself a survivalist, or take on the onslaught and hope for the best?

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      How about this: to end the apocalypse, the only way to kill the zombies is to kill yourself, but doing so kills 1000 zombies. Who would do it / how many?

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  12. Expect to see my 50 Shades of Grey map concept, coming soon!

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      New power-up: Red ball gag. Zombies can't bite or hurt you for 30 seconds.

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  13. Laugh at me or don't, but ever since I played "Manhunt" on AW, I've wanted to go to Santorini, Greece.

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      Oh dude I get the same feeling sometimes! Like after I played the multiplayer map Grind I wanted to go to a skate park and shoot everybody there.

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  14. I got roughly 30 Ghost Chili Peppers in the mail. This should be fun.

  15. I got roughly 30 Ghost Chili Peppers in the mail. This should be fun.

  16. I got roughly 30 Ghost Chili Peppers in the mail. This should be fun.

  17. ohhhhh baby a tripleeeeeee

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      I think a mod may have removed my 3-in-a-row kill feed status updates, and no complaints there.

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  18. Reached 4000 posts! Woop!

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      Congrats, you never fail to bring quality and quantity!

  19. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

  20. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

  21. We're getting closer and closer each day. ;)

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      How romantic Covert, I didn't know you felt this way.

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  22. My favorite youtube series ended today. A whole year, completely, dedicated to obtaining resources in a modded minecraft world. All leading up to a nuclear war... The group I was routing for came out on top barely losing any resources, but the base was completely reset using rejuvenation missiles...

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      What was the series? Also Mianite season 2 just started, you might like it. Feat. CaptainSparklez, Syndicate, Jeriicho and FireFox.

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