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  1. Leaks are for Geeks

    1. Lenne


      For the weak geeks.


      Also get a profile pic, please and update your signature and tell me what an amazing woman I am. ❤️

  2. George A. Romero has died. Where would we all be without him.

    1. The Meh

      The Meh

      Don't worry, he'll come back next round.


      ...if only... that just sucks.

    2. NaBrZHunter


      We will always have him with us...unfortunately. He never goes away for more than a couple rounds. ;)

  3. Bus Route B literally just got confirmed I'm dead

  4. They should change the AW Paladin to the Goodyear blimp, except it says "GoodGame" because it's GG once you got a Paladin. :D

  5. Each black ops game is more Flavor Flav than the last. "Yeah Boi." "Yeeah Boii!" "YEEEAH BOIII!!!"

  6. If there is a finite amount of matter in the universe, then how does olive garden offer unlimited salad and breadsticks?

  7. How many o y'all gonna use the roman numeral 2 avatar damn it should be mandatory by now.

    1. The Meh

      The Meh

      A lot of people are using this "II" picture, though. Which... is somewhat odd.

  8. For april fool's looking up any song on youtube says "did you mean darude sandstorm?"

  9. My prank of choice today will be plugging my wireless mouse's tiny USB into a friend's computer and giving him the ben drowned treatment.

  10. If razor blades and glass are *supposedly* different materials, why do they both taste like blood?

  11. "Is only game, why you heff to be med?"

    1. The Meh

      The Meh

      Bcuz u stol me sendwich


    1. The Meh

      The Meh

      WHO could believe you? WHO could believe you? Let your mother pray... (o3o)

    2. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      Y'know I learned their song "Soil" is about the singer's friend who committed suicide. Then when I went back and listened to it, I got major chills at the line "Why the F- did you take him away from us YOU MOTHER F-ER!"

    3. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      Also I'm seeing them live in april mmmmmmmmbruh

  13. I got roughly 30 Ghost Chili Peppers in the mail. This should be fun.

  14. ohhhhh baby a tripleeeeeee

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    2. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      I think a mod may have removed my 3-in-a-row kill feed status updates, and no complaints there.

    3. Flammenwerfer


      Damn son, where'd you find this?

    4. Slade
  15. Electric Jesus *Intervention FMJ* Blue

  16. Electric Jesus *Intervention FMJ* Green

  17. Electric Jesus *intervention FMJ* Red


    1. Naitrax



    2. Covert Gunman

      Covert Gunman

      Did someone say "died in Episode 3?"

    3. Naitrax



      Episode 3 - Tucker

      Episode 23 - Sonja

      Episode 32 - Tom


  19. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

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    2. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      I disagree, I find that an entire population of blind... Oh your using literary devices....

  20. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

    1. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      Just kidding I'm not in on it.

  21. Just got into a game of MC with CaptainSparklez. It is most definitely yer boiii

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