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You will do great things here. not a promise. not a force. not a guarantee. it's the truth. Welcome to CODZ, new member!
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if you guys want to see my youtube channel, here is a link: http://youtube.com/channel/UCQTi2Z6a3aHMRLExX3scxXA/videos
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Alright so I lied about that one, not into this series anymore and have just about entirely moved on. Thanks for the memories at least, while they had lasted.
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"Okay everyone, gas around"
* Sighs*
"Give me order!"
"The Doktor has a Christmas story your you"
"Ooh story time I love it!"
"Oh joy, I'm warm and fuzzy already"
"Feel free to leave Dempsey. Or kill yourself"
"Is that mistletoe? I suddenly feel like kicking your mounth"
"Where's my wodka? Where's my where's my wodka?"
"Nikolai put down that bottle"
*Smashes bottle and yells*
"Ouch, not there"
"I have a story for you that my grandfather used to tell me when I was a little, little, little..."
"Ah, it's like grandpa used to talk about hookers"
"Nein, it's nothing like that"
"I like hooker!"
"It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse"
"I kill the mouse!"
"That's good Takeo, well done"
"The shotguns were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Zombie Klaus soon would be there"
"Oh I love Zombie Klaus!"
"Yeah"
"Takeo and Dempsey were snug in their beds"
"What?"
"While visions of murder danced in their heads"
"Murder!"
"I like murder"
"And Nikolai in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap"
"I be big spoon, you be little spoon, yeah?"
"Shh, don't tell anyone"
"Okay"
"When out on the lawn there arose such a clamor, I reached for my luger and pulled back the hammer"
"Ahahaha"
"Away to the window I flew without haste, Tore open the shutters and began to lay waste"
*Laughs*
*Laughs*
"Banzai!"
"The blood on the breast of the new-fallen dead, gave the luster of rubies all glistening und red"
*Sighs*
"When, what to my wondering eyes should I see, But a miniature sleigh pulled by filthy monkeys"
"Oh, I hate monkeys"
"And then, as I stood with my mouth all agape I heard the moaning and gnawing of those damn dirty apes."
"Because they have no honor!"
As I drew back the trigger, all set for the kill, Down the chimney came Zombie Claus, ahaha, what a thrill!"
"Ohhh!"
"He was wearing the flesh he tore from St. Nick"
"Oh!"
"And his clothes were all bloody!"
"Oh man this is sick sick"
"A bundle of limbs poked out from his sack, And he looked like a hobo, just having a snack"
"Like my brother, he is broke"
"His eyes were glazed over, his nose was not there! His cheeks were half eaten, but he had not a care! The drool from his mouth spilled onto the floor, And the stench from his carcass, I simply adored!"
"That's just wrong"
"The stump of a leg he held tight in his teeth, And he wore some intestines on his head like a wreath"
"Oh-hoh!"
"He had sores on his face and a distended belly, That shook when he moaned, like a bowlful of jelly"
"Like pregnant hooker!"
"He was deliciously gaunt, it made me giggle, And I laughed and I laughed, I wet myself a little..."
"It happens"
"A wink of his eye as it "popped" from his head, Oh how I love, the sexy undead"
"Really?"
"He's not well"
"He spoke not a word, and went straight for my heart, As I leveled my 12 gauge, and blew him apart"
*All laugh*
"Haha, Now we are talking"
"On the floor lay his finger aside of his nose, On the tree, like ornaments, were his teeth and his toes"
"Ohhh"
"And then in an instant, he sprang back to life, I threw down the gun, and reached for my knife"
"You need katana!"
"But up the chimney he went, as he gave me the finger, "Nein!" I shouted "you must stay, you must linger!" "
"No, come back Zombie Klaus"
"And I heard Zombie Klaus moan, as he flew out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-bite."
*All laugh*
"Haha, bit, get it? Ah fuck you"
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I still intend to make posts around here, Zombies has been my life for 12 years and that isn't going to stop anytime soon.
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My "space flower and rainbow" pic were painted by my gf in the 80s. We're still friends, I was at her wedding in 2019.
From 1960-something to about 2000, the rainbow flag was the all inclusive symbol of acid freaks and usually dead heads (Grateful Dead). At the turn of the century, our flag and motto were usurped by the gay community, which was mildly awkward. I don't care at all if someone is homosexual, but my pic is the old school hetero acid freak flag for any who contemplate these things and wonder.
Note the diamond stars: "shall we go, you and I, through the transitive nightfall of diamonds" -Dark Star, Grateful Dead.
Happy gaming!
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Thanks, I devote a lot of time and love to these lovely ladies, I like to keep them as friends after. Only 1 ex-gf had to be perma-dumped, due to her extreme evil.
My last love was a 19 year relationship that ended over 6 years back (I'm too poor, she got fat. Sigh). We go for walks every weekend and talk and do sudoku and that's enough for both of us.
From now on, I'm only dating wealthy ladies. If I have to put up with a woman full time again, I'm getting paid for it. Forgive my loving misogyny, ha.
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And in the darkest night
If my memory serves me right
I'll never turn back time
Forgetting all but not the time
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The MP40 should be stronger in black ops 3? What about the wonderfizz? Should all perks created be available through it?
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Hi. I'm new here and I don't know if u guys already discussed it but:
WWII
Nazi Zombies
Final Reich
What is the blue enigma machine for???
Thanx for the anwser(s)!
Janos
