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Ehjookayted last won the day on August 12 2015

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About Ehjookayted

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  1. Ehjookayted

    Staff Retirement: Jolteon Has Fainted

    Well here we are. In honor of my brother, and in true fashion of the greatest bromance CODZ has ever known, DarkJolteon, better known as Jolteon, also known as hjotl, is retiring from staff. I'm not sure how many words need to be said about Jolteon, or rather, Kieran, but many of you will know him as the friendly, jolly, and amazingly witty moderator. But if you haven't been around CODZ for too long, you may not know that Kieran wrote some of the best and brightest theories around here, the stuff of legend. His DARVAS and Parisian Catacombs theory (some of which can be found here) spawned a nearly viral YouTube video. His threads throughout the offseason between Black Ops and Black Ops II earned him fame as a user and would later place him charge of the CODZ YouTube channel. But it wasn't just zombies that Kieran excelled at. It was his will and desire to help others. I can't let my undying brotherly love for our electric type Pokemon here cloud my judgment, but ask any user. If you needed someone to talk to, Kieran was there. Throughout his time on CODZ as both a user and a moderator, Kieran's role evolved and he never lost his love for this site. One of the oldest tenured members of CODZ at nearly five years time, he has seen it all and become one of the most well-known and respected members of our community. Often times, it's hard to believe that time has flown that fast, that our lives have changed, but maybe that's what makes zombies, and this forum, so great. The game always remains the same. Hundreds of zombies, dozens of weapons, a few tactics, and one goal: survive. Kieran has done more than survive the zombie onslaught. He has turned it into something that has altered the very course of his life and mine as well. It seems silly when speaking in such broad terms, but for him, it's the truth. CODZ changed his life. It's only fitting, then, that Kieran managed to change our site more than we changed him. His contributions from way back in 2010 to all the way until 2015 have affected users in many ways, beyond just the game. For him, it was never about just theories and strategy or helping give us a kickass reputation for being an Easter Egg hunting machine. It was about the passion for the game, and more importantly, the people who make the game so great. It was about me, it was about you, it was about all of us. Now, it's about you, Jolteon. This is your moment. Your story is a great one. One that really matters. And as long as CODZ is around, I hope that what you have done for this site and its users stays with them. For what you've done means something, even for those of us who may not truly understand. Your legacy will never die for the site you helped mold stands strong, one nation, under Richtofen, with liberty and zombification for all. Thank you for everything.
  2. Ehjookayted

    Staff Retirement: End Of An Ehjookayshun

    Thanks so much for everything guys. I really appreciate it. Don't worry, I'll still be around every now and again. Lurking. Waiting.
  3. Made a vlog talking about our upcoming charity stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuoFGg44sMk

  4. Ehjookayted

    ***The Complete Solo Zombies Survival Guide***

    I agree with @way2g00d. His guides were incredible and he made lots of contributions. In addition to the NML game, he was confronted with several pieces of evidence that some of his other games may have been modded. He did not comment on those allegations and deleted his youtube channel.   He was a really nice guy, and his guides were so guide that he had no reason to mod anything (allegedly). If he were to come back, I think he would be welcomed with open arms, but only for his guides and his friendliness. Most of us will be very skeptical when it comes to high rounds from him. However, in my opinion, I have to say that his guides are his helpfulness far outweigh any high rounds or achievements. It's unfortunate that he'll probably never come back, but it's wrong to say that zombies has died since; it's only gotten bigger and better, though obviously we are in the midst of a dry spell now.
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      Congrats on achieving your goal in just 3 hours!

  5. Most important thing I've done in my internet life? I think so. http://tinyurl.com/k59lf9d

  6. Ehjookayted

    Riddle Me This- CoDz Edition

    It is indeed the cosmonaut! Well done Eternal, you're up.
  7. Ehjookayted

    Riddle Me This- CoDz Edition

    Brains are back! Let's revive this thread and bring it back to what it once was.   For every right answer, brains! No more than 3 brains per day per person though so as to prevent inflation.   My embrace extends across time and space, your best bet is to shoot me in the face.
  8. Ehjookayted

    ~The Master Zombies Guide~

    The memories are strong with this thread, glad I could have been of help with all of it. I am not sure how much of this is that relevant today in terms of really high rounds, but this guide is the reason CoDz became my home. Thank you all.
  9. Ehjookayted

    Christmas Avatars!

    Christmas avatar, reporting in! Heck, I'll probably keep this avatar well past Christmas; it's so cute.
  10. Ehjookayted

    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

  11. Ehjookayted

    Origins Highest Round

    36 with 3, all ultimate staffs. After they left, I went to 40 and ended the game.
  12. Ehjookayted

    The Face Behind The Avatar

    Last time I posted here was nearly 2 years ago (I think).
  13. Ehjookayted

    A Zombie Trilogy v.III [NOW IN VIDEO]

    Not quite sure if this will help, but here's a thread on CoDz about book titles in the library. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=31741 Also, here's a video I found, so you can verify that this is the one you saw, MMX.
  14. Ehjookayted

    Anyone still play BO 1???

    Jay! I don't have BO II yet, and when I get it, I'll mostly play it for the multiplayer. As far as BO 1 goes, that's my go to for zombies for sure. Look forward to seeing you there my friend.

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