What would your quotes be if you were the Demonic Announcer?

[Electric Jesus]

Pretty self-explanatory. Here are some of mine. :twisted:

Carpenter: (deep roar) FIX ME JIMMY! (Reference to Tom Syndicate)

Nuke: (high voice) OH MY GOD THE QUARTERBACK IS TOAST!! (Reference to Die Hard)

Max Ammo: (Jamaican voice) you want da puncake? Have a puncake. (Reference to Vanoss / Wildcat)

Firesale: I hope you have $20 in your pocket! *thrift shop starts playing* (Reference to Thrift Shop)

Bonfire sale: (redneck voice) PACK-A-POONCH!! (Reference to Vanoss / Wildcat)

Perk Reward: DRANK. (Reference to Bad Lip Reading)

Death Machine: (dutch accent) and now we start the shoosting! (Reference to Austin Powers: Goldmember)

Bonus Points: AAAAAAWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAA!! (Internet meme)

QED Surprise: (Deep voice) Surprise, Mother F$&@er! (Reference to the show Dexter)

[Delta]

Carpenter: FREE LABOR!

[TheNathanNS]

Teddy Bear in the box: rX7wtNOkuHo

[Hannibal]

Teddy Bear in the box: rX7wtNOkuHo

[BriggzyJ97]

Red Max ammo: Max-is Ammo hahaha you get it, because he betrayed. Oh with ze joking

Richtofen should so say that on turned

[Speedo Cola]

Carpenter: Alright, stop. Hammer time!

Nuke: Dr Dr Dr Dr Dr DROP THE NUKE! (Dubstep starts playing for a few seconds)

Max Ammo: Would you like fries with that?

Firesale: (Sorry, I had to steal yours in a way, it was just too good!) I'm gonna lower the price, you only need 10 dollas in your pocket, I'm temporarily, lowering the price to near free, oh now you have to pay full price!

BonFire Sale: ROADHOUSE! - Reference top an episode of Family Guy

Perk Reward: The Drink's on me/I'll pay the tab!

Death Machine: This gun is heavy, infinite ammo makes it ready, there's blood on the floor already, it's awesome and messy- Reference to Lose Yourself

[EvilHERONeos]

Carpenter: Yo' you be the Black Jesus yo'!

Double Points: Walk Up In Da Club, It's yo' birthday!

Insta Kill: More like Insta Death yo'!

Nuke: 420 Blaze It Faggot.

Perk Bottle: Crack A Bottle.

Death Machine: Better than War Machine, Bitch!

Max Ammo: More like Max Swag, yo'!

Fire Sale: Sellin' all dese hoes! *plays some Lil' Wayne song*

Teddy Bear: Damn, box hog! Yo' scary!

(I'd want to be the Announcer that every person wants to shoot in the face)

[Delta]

Nuke: 420 Blaze It Faggot.

Heartily lol'd. Nice.

Anyways, new ones.

Carpenter: TAKE MY FREE LABOR DAMNIT

Nuke: (really sad and depressing voice) Hiroshima…

Insta Kill: #wrecked

Perk Bottle: On the house!

Death Machine: Someone tell me how you can hold this one handed on zip lines?

Or "F*** sh** up."

Max Ammo: Free sh**!

Fire Sale: Okay you cheap bastards, have at it!

Double points: Double. As in two. Can you people even count that high?

Bonfire Sale: Here's a free "F*** sh** up" coupon.

QED: Curiosity killed the cat. And by cat I mean survivors.

Anti Max Ammo: AHAHAHA! Look at all of this ammo I can't even use!

[TheRealMistyBriarton]

Carpenter: TAKE MY FREE LABOR DAMNIT, where is this labor coming from? oh nevermind.

Fire Sale: YOU CHEAP BITCHES, THE BOX IS ONLY 10 DOLLARS!! HAHAHA.... for a limited time only.

Max Ammo: Here, you can have this cause the game would be no fun if you just died this soon. *Evil Laugh*

or

THIS STUFF IS ON MY CREDIT CARD!

Death Machine: Giant Fricken Mini-Gun? kill my pretties damnit!

Perk Bottle: This is on my tab you mortals.

Bonfire Sale: Haha, I'm making that gun upgrade machine cost only 1000 points, so buy while you can mortals!

Nuke: LAUNCHING, IN 5, 4, 1! LAUNCH!!

Double Points: Double the points double the fun, certainly double the trouble no?

and random quotes

"You Mortals can't even shoot straight! a Girl could shoot better then you, oh wait, that's me!!!"

"This is getting boring, you are boring"

[Speedo Cola]

Carpenter: Yo' you be the Black Jesus yo'!

Double Points: Walk Up In Da Club, It's yo' birthday!

Insta Kill: More like Insta Death yo'!

Nuke: 420 Blaze It Faggot.

Perk Bottle: Crack A Bottle.

Death Machine: Better than War Machine, Bitch!

Max Ammo: More like Max Swag, yo'!

Fire Sale: Sellin' all dese hoes! *plays some Lil' Wayne song*

Teddy Bear: Damn, box hog! Yo' scary!

(I'd want to be the Announcer that every person wants to shoot in the face)

Lol crack a bottle is a nice song

[Delta]

Anti Points: Okay, I am an all-powerful omnipotent being. Could someone tell me why the fuck I need points?

Syringe (Turned): Ah, you're human again. Anyone want to bet how long he lasts?

Custom World at War Map power ups:

Gun advancement: One less shitty gun comin' up!

Degradation: You're going the wrong way, human!

Invincibility: You see, it's like Juggernog, except it's not! Fuck you, that was funny!