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  1. Samanther will soon face her deadliest foe yet....E3

  2. Here at Groom Lake we have Scientists from all over the Globe. During this time of crisis our main areas of research are done right here in America’s own Zombie Labs. Here at the Zombie Labs we try to find the Best way to get rid of our Zombie neighbors and the supernatural forces that control them. we have discovered that by using the sirens we are able to attract the undead and get their attention away from us inside. As long as those sirens stay on we should be safe for now... Of course we can not have a safe location without a men to help defend it. Then there’s the man in charge of those men. General White can assure that as long as he is in command nothing will be able to get in. But what is an army without weapons? The Gerch Device is a brand new form of technology made by none other than one of our most intelligent Scientists….Dr. Gerch…His experience with the undead has helped us protect the base from the threat that lies outside. We have also been able to perfect old prototypes to help us defend against the creatures. Our Medical Specialist is Dr. Samara H. Sanchez. A specialist when it comes to Medicine and caretaker of the “Children” Thanks to her Expertise we have been able to assure that all residents of the cocoon will be Healthy with no Diseases to Detriment their ultimate Quest. She “ Static” In the field of “ Static, Doors creaking, Footsteps”The” Groaning” One” Teleportation sound” Keeping things in check here a Zombie Labs. However our most Important Scientist came to us from Germany. Thanks to his help we learned of the Moon Base as well as the possible identities of the voices that are being heard worldwide. Sadly knowing their identities is of no use at this point….but the technology Salvaged from the Group 935 facility gave us an edge and a plan to save humanity. This Plan is Known as Project Archangel As we speak The Pods are being shipped to an undisclosed location. For these are the future citizens of earth! It’s all thanks to Dr. “ Static” and his magnificent “ Screams, Gunshots, Flesh being torn” into the catacombs…….. Archangel….Available 6/30/14 at forums near you..
  3. Samantha and Edwardo Go to E3

  4. Good to see we are back online Nice
  5. Welcome Back…...today I would like to start off by asking the question. Will extinction have any potential for new maps once the final Dlc is released? The answer may vary depending on how the series ends. There are 3 scenarios that could happen to extinction from this point on or at least 3 scenarios that I would like to go over. Please put your scenarios in the comment section maybe we can stumble on some Gold…. The first Scenario is that Humanity wins the war without having to use the nukes thus saving the human race and everyone lives happily ever after. Then they capture the last ancestor and keep it prisoner. What they could do in this scenario is have it so that it turns out that the Ancestors did travel beyond the earth and after finding out that the Earth Colony has awakened they come to Earth to retrieve them. However once seeing how man has killed all remaining ancestors they decide to do a much more advanced attack on Earth. Thus setting up for a sequel. The reason this ending is possible is because they mentioned the cryptids are from Earth however they never do specify if the Ancestors are actually originated from Earth. Infinity ward has the chance to do this and perhaps the Ancestors will now enslave humans which leads to a Rebellion by the slaves. This gives us an opportunity to see how humanity acts when enslaved or being hunted. Maybe they found an alternative to the drills or they created a new weapon somewhere underground. The Second Scenario that could lead to an Extinction Season 2 for the Story to be set in the future and for humanity to have new technology to fight the Cryptids. However as the story progresses it turns out we aren’t in the Future but we are in the past and we humans are the aliens that invaded Earth and the Ancestors are actually the ones who are being attacked. It’s a bit cliche but it could work if they tried hard enough. In fact the story could show why humanity lost the technology and how we have devolved from being super intelligent to having to start rebuilding and rediscovering everything. Eventually revealing that in the original Extinction the Ancestors weren’t taking over, instead they were reclaiming what was theirs such a long time ago. Who knows, maybe humanity caused the atmosphere to burn and the comet was just what the scientists thought happened. A scenario that was present in Zombies mode was that we play as survivors in a world where Cryptids are attacking which in zombie mode was zombies. This kind of scenario would not really be fleshed out story wise because there is only so much you can do with a group of survivors that don’t have the kind of knowledge Samantha cross or David Archer can give us. This means no important intel. If this Scenario is chosen then any intel would probably be civilian intel and army intel telling us how they fought the cryptids and how they took over the world. This Scenario wouldn’t allow for us to visit any important places and most likely it would be turned into a survival mode. Remember civilians don’t have access to drills nor do they know how to operate them. So what do you think? Do you think extinction will end with Exodus? or will Infinity Ward find a way to extend the story somehow?
  6. I dont think Infinity ward is Ripping off zombies, During an alien apocalypse on earth there aren't really many options left if you want to have the aliens take over the earth. The path the story depends on what happens before. In any alien story you can have many different twists. It was all a hoax, it was all a television movie, The aliens were trying to help mankind the whole time, etc. No matter what path they took they would end up ripping off something else. If they say it was a hoax then they are ripping off war of the worlds. If they say the aliens were trying to help mankind then they are ripping off the cinematic classic. The day the earth stood still. Being exiled from Earth is a common scenario in science fiction and their choice of implementing it is just a coincidence. From the start we all knew zombies would eventually end up with a worldwide apocalypse It was just a matter of time. I don't believe that Extinction has anything to do with Zombies because Infinity ward is not affiliated with treyarch. They do not own zombies and are thus not allowed to make any kind of connection into their story. Would it be cool to see a crossover map? Perhaps if done correctly but the probability of that happening are 0.
  7. Samanther waited in line Displeased. She has been waiting for her turn but there are thousands of people in line to complain about Call of Duty: Spooks. Finally she has arrived. Clearly She is pissed off that Virginity Ward Stole her name just because it was cool. Well, Samanther was Samanther before it was cool!!! However Just as she is about to file the complaint someone drops the F Bomb and Blows a chunk out of colorado, Unleashing Horrible Creatures known as the Craptids. The Craptids then Began to form Hives!!! Samanther wishes not to take part in another silly Storyline and runs away never to be seen again…... A helicopter arrives in Colorado as 4 Brand New super Duper Original Characters hop out. Truly these characters are a work of pure art. These Characters are known as…..Generic MALE!!! GENERIC BLACK DUDE!!! GENERIC SOLDIER!!! and the most creative character of them all…..GENERIC FEMALE…..WITH HAT. As our new heroes traveled through the Hotel of Shame they encounter Spitter knock-offs known as the Scorpions. They then continued on as they eventually made it to the crater. They plant a new F bomb as they quicly race to the chopper. They then travel to NightVale where they bravely entered the Dog Park. However they soon discover a bunch of Ipods containing Exposition. A woman named “Not Samanther” was working on decrypting and translating an ancient Alien Tweet from the Past. However due to the Breeder Escaping she was trapped! Luckily none of the Craptids seemed to care about her… “Not Samanther” Worked hard and finally found out the What the Tweet said!! Truly Humanity seems to go through too many apocalypse these days…….The 4 fantastic heroes arrive just in time but “Not Samanther” fears for her career and shoots herself before she is forced to reprise her role..However “Not Samanther” realizes she has caught a bad case of Maxis-Itus!! In other words She can not die!! Just then Sterling Archer appears and kidnaps “Not Samanther” and takes her to his love shack so he can show her his giant Boat. Our Heroes escape and Kill the Breeder...Meanwhile “Not Samanther” Is tied down aboard the Titanic 2. Surely nothing could possibly go wrong…..and then the Kraken showed up. Our Fantubalist, Wunderific, Stupedous Characters of the Year arrived at the Titanic 2 where they Destroy more Hives. Using their new versions of the Venom X they fend off the evil Kenivel "Not Aliens" back to where they came....MEXICO. What do you know? More Ipods Huzzah!! These new exposition Videos tell the tale of how " Not Samanther" has been strapped up and examined by various Scientists. " The Lambs archer, The lambs" "Not Samanther" Tries to act cool but no one seems to believe her. She then manages to summon her Craptid army as attack all the Scientists on the Titanic 2. Our heroes are forced to Gas her but "Not Samanther" has a trick up her sleeve. She is still infected by the Maxis-itus!!! She once again fails to die and escapes like Houdini!! So the mission takes us to the earths asshole where we enter and discover a whole world down there. Sterling Archer is here in search of the Ancestors when“Not Samanther” Corners Sterling Archer and Cuts off his lonely night Arm. She then wants to make a deal. She will show him the Craptid’s Lair IF….. he allows her to get out of this stinking franchise once and for all. Meanwhile our 4 Amazing and Unique Heroes enter the world of the Craptids which looks a lot like that planet from Avatar. They cause destruction and Havoc leading to the eventual discovery of the Ancients!!!! Thanks to More Exposition our heroes learn that "Not Samanther" Knows what the Ancestors plan to do with the planet E-arth. They Plan to awaken all the Arks and takeover and shit. She Knows this because she got into a staring contest with one of the Ancients and Poof!! Magic Exposition brain waves. The escape was not easy but at last they exited the Cavern....Sterling Archer was dead and "Not Samanther " managed to get her little deal approved. Meanwhile in California the Government somehow managed to pull an Ark out of their asses and they planned a trip to the Moon. Our Fabulous 4 heroes defended the arks so they could go to the Moon. "Not Samanther" was no longer important at this point so she collected her check and departed from our storyline. With much trials and tribulations the Ark landed on the MOON where it was then attacked by Samanther and her Undead army. Samanther was there first and then everyone died.... And thus the craptids overtook humanity…..Things were pretty normal, then got crazy but in the end they always win…. The craptids took the remaining humans and sentenced them to a fate worse than death….. They will be forced…….to wait another year until Zombies.... The End And that is the end of our story, said Samanther. Edwardo quickly Slapped her on the head with the Staff of fire for telling such a stupid story. Truly Girls don't know enough about aliens either...
  8. to be more specific.....a Zombie Labs forum post is coming mid month for my 4th map concept in the Cocoon Story arc

  9. Zombie Labs teaser coming soon......

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    2. Speedo Cola

      Speedo Cola

      Wait new zombies stuff is coming?

  10. The 4 characters look up at the light and then the game ends....... Unknown Girl - As the Gates to Agartha Opened the four heroes were rewarded with riches beyond imagination ( The screen shows what appears to be drawings in a messily made book. The pages are very old and behind the page she is reading you see some of the old comic book pages) Unknown Girl - From that day forward they knew Samantha would keep them safe.....forever ( Screen shows the unknown girl sitting by the fireplace reading the book to a group of younger kids) ( The girl flips through the pages as she closes the book. You catch a glimpse of All the loading screens) ( A boy a bit older than the unknown girl appears) Unknown Boy - Your'e getting it wrong, I told you before the tale does not have a happy ending... Unknown Girl - It's my turn, I can tell it however I want Unknown Boy - But...you shouldn't lie to them like that......you know how it is.... ( Siren goes off ) Father - Put that book away children, and Make sure the windows are locked before you come down.. Unknown Boy - we better do what your dad says....I didn't even get my turn... Unknown Girl -Tomorrow.....Tomorrow you can choose the story... I promise... Come on guys ( The group of children go first while The Unknown Girl and boy linger a bit) Unknown Boy - Do you think the heroes in the legends were real? Unknown Girl - It was such a long time ago that no one really knows......but we will make everything ok...My dad says he has a plan.. ( They shut the door and the fireplace goes out leaving the screen black)
  11. Well, there is some people who believe Moon (and therefore Tranzit) are actually set in the year 2025 or thereabouts as opposed to the 60's, so the Driver is explained by that one. Then the town in Buried is partially explained in-game by quotes from Marlton that it was down to the tectonic plates shifting that moved the town there rather than it appearing via a time pocket. If Tranzit did indeed take place in 2025, then Die Rise could easily have taken place at the same time. The only thing giving it any kind of timeframe is the "est since 1996" writing which only really means that the map takes place sometime after 96, and the chinese calander gives it the date of Jan 1st I believe. It is also believed that Maxis intended on destroying the Earth as he believed that he could enter Agartha via the Earths core (if you believe the hollow Earth theory), which means he did not have the intention of creating time bubbles. Tranzit and die rise do not take place in 2025. After the world is completely destroyed I doubt anyone had the time or supplies to make a robot bus driver. Don't forget that the box brings weapons from any time period because the box is loke a dimensional hole. Marlton may be considered smart and his assumption that the town arrived due to the techtonic plates shifting is intelligent. However compared to The events that are trully happening Marltons intelligence is very low. He does not know of griffons station, he never saw the Mpd, he never learned of the group 935 research. In other words The extent of Marltons comprehension only allows him to deduce that the techtonic playes shifted.
  12. If it won't let you put it in then you already did it at one point
  13. From my 3 Map ideas although 2 of them are perks the other one was an item Slip N Slide Soda - Cost - 2500 Uses - The complete opposite of PHD Flopper. It switches your dolphin dive for the Ghosts Slide. However when you slide it leaves a trail of ice behind you so if any zombies follow your path they slip like they do with the sliquifier. Time Slime Gel Cost 3000 Use - A gel that is dispensed out of a vending machine. You rub it on your fists and when you knife zombies it has the a random effect of the following Slows down a small amount of undead in front of you' Speeds up a single zombie in front of you Teleports a small amount of zombies somewhere else as long as they were near the zombie you knifed. Causes the zombie to Regenerate it's limbs ( Only if crawler) Causes a zombie to age rapidly and instantly die Fixes Barricades with a single Knife ( Only if used on a barricade) Breaks Barricade ( Only if used on a barricade
  14. Cyptids gave my attack dog.....A BEARD!!!!!

  15. DLC 3# Salvation We are back and bigger than ever with our Brand new DLC…. Salvation. With salvation we are raising the Bar on Multiplayer and Breaking the boundaries with our most ambitious zombies map to date. Quarantine, Aquarius, Manor, Empire, and the Brand new zombies experience.. Archangel... Quarantine - Quarantine takes Place in a Public High school that has been turned into an evac Zone after a plague hit’s the city. The Football field provides Sniping opportunities while the indoors Provides Close quarters combat. The science labs have bunsen burners inside them which players can turn on. After time goes by if another player shoots their weapon every player inside the lab will be engulfed in Flames. Aquarius - Aquarius takes place in an underwater aquarium. With Underwater tunnels, Exhibits, and a shark Pen. Aquarius is a small sized map with a dynamic environment. As the match progresses the glass will become weaker and eventually all the water will rush in causing a flood. When this happens players will find themselves killed by the rush of water if they are at the wrong place at the wrong time. When the glass breaks the aquarium tanks become another playing field as players take cover behind the coral. Manor - Manor Takes place inside a haunted Mansion. A medium sized map with trapdoors, revolving bookshelves, and a Graveyard. Players will be able to make a quick escape by entering a revolving bookshelf and end up on the other side of the wall. Trapdoors are scattered all around the map and work as a trap for players to use. Just activate the trap and wait for an unsuspecting player to walk over it.. The graveyard is an open area with gnarled trees and lightning overhead. If you order your carepackage you might even get help from the undead. Empire - Empire Takes Place in Rome’s colosseum. It is a Large map perfect for long distance combat. Players will want to stay away from the exposed center of the map or risk getting shot by the players in the stands. You can even enter the animal holding pens which hold many exotic animals captive. Call in a care package and you will get a chance to call in a lion to attack your enemies.. Archangel Archangel takes us back to Groom lake Prior to the Events of Awakening. You will Play as New characters Some of which you have heard from before… We wanted to make this map feel as if humanity is desperately Looking for a way out of the Darkness that has plagued the Earth. There are a lot of new easter eggs for players to look for and learn more about the Cocoon, The Man, and Project Archangel. Keep your eyes open though…...The Cosmic SilverBack has escaped. No man’s land As a bonus to the zombies community we have brought back No man’s land to Zombies. In No man’s land you will be able to play without rounds, just a constant wave of nonstop zombies. This mode will also become available for all maps upon the DLC’s release. 4 brand new multiplayer maps, a new zombies map, and the return of No-Man’s Land. Salvation is the next big step before we reach the end. Coming 6/30/14 to forums near you. “ I knew they were coming, I've met them before....and soon they will reach their final destination”
  16. For the full zombies experience it's best to just buy them all
  17. Interesting Concept but the Post is too short. Especially since this is a part 1.
  18. Call of Duty: Rising Ever wonder what would happen if Activision released a Zombies themed Game? We always think about a standalone zombies Game...or a collection of Old Maps...But no one has ever thought of A call of duty Game where the Story and Multiplayer revolve around a zombie apocalypse. Of course The MP and Campaign would not revolve around the Storyline from the Zombies Mode. It would be completely New story. Campaign The Campaign Would follow a group of Police officers as the zombie apocalpyse starts to become stronger and stronger. As the Story Progresses the main characters are drafted to the army for Bigger Missions as they try to hold on to their sanity and morals in a world that is quickly Dying. Mission Example 1 : You are an officer who is currently on a drug bust assignment. The Mission Begins like any other Call of Duty game. You bust in you kill the armed Men..but then..at the near end of the Mission the men you killed begin to Rise. You must then Kill all the Zombies to complete the mission Mission Example 2 : It has been 1 week since the dead have begun to rise. The Government has ordered that evey Dead body must be exterminated. However some civilians still Believe there is hope in finding a cure for the dead and are keeping them within an apartment complex. All hell breaks loose when the dead attacked the civilians and now the entire Complex is crawling with Zombies. You must enter the Building and Exterminate them all. You must also Protect any remaining Survivors and complete side missions for them if you choose to.. Mission Example 3 This world is over...all that is left is for the Now corrupt military to fall. Escape the Facility while fighting off armed Guards and Zombies. Find your way to the Helicopter and Escape. Multiplayer Playlists Extermination - There are 2 teams. Swat and Civilian. The civilians try to protect the dead from the Swat team. They still believe the Dead can be saved. As the Swat team your Objective is to get to the dead and Put a bullet in their Heads. There are no respawns. Scavenge - There are 2 teams. Both of them are groups of survivors. There are not enough resources and you must get to the Hardpoint before the other team does. The longer you stay in the Hardpoint the More Provisions you will earn for your team. There are only 150 Provisions. the team with the most provisions when the timer runs out or the Provisions runs out wins the game. The Hardpoint switches location Evacuation - There are 3 teams each with 3 players. A rescue Vehicle is coming. Depending on the Map you play it will either Be a Truck, A helicopter or a boat. There are only 3 seats so it’s a fight for survival. Zombies also Spawn and Attempt to Down Players. Players can Kill players and they will respawn however if a zombie downs a player they will stay down until a teammate helps them up. Last Man on Earth - Zombies are everywhere. The last man standing out of 8 people wins. Sacrifice - The Flesh must defend their Human Sacrifices from a group of Militia. The Militia will run in and attempt to Free the Captives while the flesh must Keep them away from the Captives until the timer runs out. A new take on search and Destroy. Grief - 2 teams must fight against the undead but only one team will survive Turned - Players will play as the dead trying to kill and become the one lone survivor. Infected- 1 Zombie is all it takes to turn 23 people into the undead. Can you survive as your teammates are slowly turned? Zombies Mode The classic survival experience. Continue the story of Zombies after the Purge…..
  19. Don't worry, He knows how to format Posts it's just that this is an old post that has been reposted here.
  20. Nice to see this post back in action. Welcome to Codz Dr.Hartwell
  21. Maybe common knowledge in some parts, but the time pocket "theory" is not widely accepted by everyone. Plenty of other people have come up with great interpretations of the storyline that do not feature these pockets created by the rockets hitting Earth. There is also nothing in-game that suggests concretely that the time pockets are fact! Take for example your suggestions about the writing on the walls in Nacht or Verruckt. Do you not feel the writing could be put there by previous occupants who came up against and lost in their battle against zombies? It is more believable than the idea that they are messages sent through time and space to warn people. Time pockets are more relevant in the Maxis vs richtofen arc in Black ops 2. Each map is suffering from time distortion. A robot bus driver in the 60's is one of the things that were brought in through the rip. Then in Die Rise it's at least in the 90's. There's a 30 year Gap plus the presence of 2025 soldiers shows that everything is not where it should be. Due the fact the final missile caused the Rift to open the Closer the characters get to the rift the more distortion there is. In buried you are the closest to the Rift and a western town has materialized there. Each Time pocket required a Tower to be lit up inside so that Maxis could Harness their Energy. It also explains why Maxis sent the missiles in the first Place. He intended to create the Pockets. As for any time pockets in Black ops I don't think there are any. Time loops yes but not time Pockets as far as I know
  22. The zombie Storyline in a nutshell Once upon a time there was a little Girl names samanther. She was a good little girl and her father was maximus....the king of Plot Devices. Her father worked in a Group called " Group not important in black ops 2". Also Known as The Kool Kids Klub. In this Group they would try to improve the human Condition by making it worse. In order to Increase funding for their Projects they decided to ally themselves with the nazi Party. Maximus's Partner in crime was Rigtoofin. A man who would one day destroy the very fabric of Timey Wimey. Rigtoofin believed Telemeporters would be the key to winning the war. However Maximus did not approve of Rigtoofins Ideas so he sent him to the corner of the room to think of what he has done. Rigtoofin decided to go on with his Plans and eventually ended up on the moon. There, he found a Pyramid and decided to touch it in the name of science. The STD would cause Rigtoofin to hear voices....These voices would tell Rigtoofin what to do from this point on...the voices..OF TWITCH!!!. Soon plans were conducted and the End was very near. Maximus would attempt to use samanthers Doge, Mr fluffykins as a test Subject for their nasty schemes. However things did not go as plan when Mr. Fluffykins became a Hell Puppy! With it's new puppy power it cornered Maximus and samanther. As Maximus pleaded for help Rigtoofin laughed and ran away to celebrate with his Kool Krew at the Puffy Griffons station. Little did Rigtoofin know that the two Idiota survived the ordeal and were very much alive. Rigtoofin had planned to open the STD and gain power for himself. However in a moment of panic, Samanther was able to enter the STD and gain control. Her father was soon located and forced to get her out of there. Maximus, Being a very intelligent vagina decided to shoot himself causing Samantha to go apeshit. The Zombie apocalypse had begun as Rigtoofin ran away to a swamp where he would activate his super Soldiers. Derpsey, Dickolai and Spaghettio. There once was another Test subject Known as Shrek at this swamp but he died…. This 4 man Army then traveled far and wide....They ended up in Der Riese where the Zombie apocalypse began...using the power of the Super Pancake they managed to go to Kino der toten......a simple place full of movies that made Maximus's voice sound different in the radios and film reels. From there they went to Ascension where they freed Hershey from Samanther's Clutches. They would then acquire the hershey Device which would send them to a siberian winter wonderland. Meanwhile in the pentagon KIA, asstro, Mcdonalds and Pixie stick were trapped in defcon 5 fighting Zombies. Their story was not too important but we like to make them feel important After some events that should have been erased from the timeline Rigtoofin finally had the Spooky Stick! All he needed now was the magic Rock and he would be able to control all Zombies on earth He would become a God! So they travelled to the Himalayas where they discovered a group of Zombie Natives that wanted to kill our heroes…..BY POONTAH!! After stealing the Rock from the temples of Shangroola they would finally reach their final destination.......Par----I mean, the MOON!!!!!!!!!! The our group fought bravely as the undead Zombies attacked. The astrobastards and fuckernotts failed to stop rigtoofens dag nasty evil Plan of ultimate Impending doom. Our heroes freed Samanther and discovered that Maxis was still alive!!!! Rigtoofin made his move and took control of the STD.....and the storyline!!!!. Meanwhile in Nuketown U.S.A a group of unimportant Agents were killed by the rockets and the Original characters were erased from the story completely. In their place, a group of survivors would run around in a bus under Maximus's Guide.Rust man, Misterion Gerberton and Fapinger were very important characters in the story. Misterion was sooo important to the story she even got a Poster made of her. Truly we have struck gold. The new heroes rode the Bus and avoided the spamizons inside the weed Mist and turned on the Tower of Scrabble using the avocado and the turbines. They were then teleported via plot device to a crumbling chinese Building. In this big step backwards our Characters died and had to start again from the beginning. Once again our heroes activated the tower for maximus. Meanwhile after my high died the storyline was interrupted by an unrelated Story involving prisoners in Alcamatraz. Weasel B, Sal-ty lucas, Billus the handyman, and Finnagin-oh sneary, built a Plane made of cardboard and string and flew to the golden Gate bridge where Weasel B managed to kill them all. Weasel B then got a job working for Activision in his brand new Project. Call of Duty:The quest for more money Right when the atmosphere of zombies was getting better the Producers took our characters underground where they fought a bunch of Cowboys....Surely the zombies team were acting the mickey as they not only did they bring Fucking Cowboys into this but also brought back a character that until now was completely forgettable and unimportant. Corneleus pernell has returned to re-write the entire vagina. As events transpired we freed the big guy whose name is definitely not leroy. With his help we finally turned on the last Tower. This sent out a broadcast showcasing the new capabilities of call of duty: Spooks causing the world to be thrown into more chaos. During the chaos brought on during the broadcast Maximus overthrew Rigtoofin and would now open the Gate to Agratha!!!! Truly Maximus has been our hero and villain at the same time! However this plot element is absorbed by the PLOTHOLE!!! The PLOTHOLE is the eater of worlds and has left the Story defunct and unrecognizable. Only our 4 original heroes have the ability to stop the Plothole and all of its evil. However there is only one catch..... due to the Plothole taking over our 4 original heroes are completely different vaginas. Even samanther has become American! This does not stop our heroes from prevailing. With Samanthers instructions they manage to enter the crazy Night Club after a huge battle with cyber men and templar zombies . Our heroes look up at the Skygina and release the maximus drone. Maximus is finally free of the Storyline as he enters the Plothole. Our 4 heroes believe they will know everything once they enter the Plot hole. They will discover what it is and why it is there. As they enter the Plothole they now know the truth......The Plothole was created long ago when Samanther and her best friend Edwardo played with Robot chicken action figures......The vagina is a result of them arguing over what is correct and not correct......Truly the Story could not be saved.....and it will remain forgotten and deformed........this is the end of our Story……...OR IS IT!!! DUN DUN DUN…. 3 YEARS LATER DUNDUNDUNNNNN The annoying orange characters arrive just as Rigtoofin send maximus and Samanther away! He laughs because finally he can do what he wants cause all the adults are gone! However he is cornered and the Oranges character tell Rigtoofin that if he doesn't get his shit together then theres gonna be hell to pay in the future. Of course rigtoofin doesn't give a shit and presses the button anyways. When out from the teleporters arrives....ANOTHER RIGTOOFIN. Oranges Rigtoofin then kills Rigtoofin and loots his corpse in which he finds 2 pieces of gold and a set of keys. The oranges 4 prepare their assess for the massive amount of fighting that lies ahead. they jump into action and then!! THE GREEN GIANT PREORDER NOW ON PS4. Playstation owners can now turn on the power in all zombie maps one month before Xbox. Meanwhile in another universe. Doctor Facilier calls upon his friends on the other side.
  23. Since Maxis is no longer in the universe he abandoned his job as announcer. Hence the reason there is no announcer after buried. So the undead are no longer being controlled they are now just moving on pure instinct. Yes some of what used to be the person still remains trapped inside an endless torment... The Zombies were always moving on pure instinct, they were never controlled. They were controlled by samantha. Then Richtofen. The zombies followed the original 4 from place to place. Even call of the dead. They attacked in order to prevent richtofen from getting the rod
  24. Since Maxis is no longer in the universe he abandoned his job as announcer. Hence the reason there is no announcer after buried. So the undead are no longer being controlled they are now just moving on pure instinct. Yes some of what used to be the person still remains trapped inside an endless torment...
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