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  1. Jolteon

    New Moderators, Veterans, and Legends, oh my!

    About time we got someone new in yellow. Even though you guys lock us in the hall of fame and don't feed us :'( -Jolteon
  2. Hello CoDz folk! The day has been full of excitement and anticipation with our official Black Ops 3 Zombies reveal, however with the good news, as so often happens in life, must also come the bad. Today marks the end of an era for CoDz Forum, as our longest standing Moderator, Ehjookayted aka eyecntspel, or as some may know him Paolo, has retired from the CoDz Staffing team. I hope you will all join me in wishing Paolo the very best for the future of his gaming career, wherever it may take him. All jokes aside, Paolo has been an integral part of CoDz Staff for an incredible amount of time, joining the team in January 2012, a mere five months after joining the site, the shortest amount of time in CoDz history for somebody to make the climb from member to staff. In his time as a CoDz member, he made one of the biggest and best threads ever seen, the Master Zombies Guide, a culmination of all the best strategies of the time, and despite being over three years old, a lot of it still hold up to this day. However, Paolo wasn't only known for his outstanding theories. During his time here at CoDz he became one of the kindest and most approachable members to ever grace these forums. He constantly offered advice and help to anyone who needed it, and there was one guy in particular who needed his help a hell of a lot. Those of you who were around back in 2011/12 will remember that one of the CoDz Staff had some mental health issues, issues that got particularly bad after the loss of his girlfriend in March of 2012. That mod was little old me. And without Paolo, to be completely honest, I would not be here today to write this thread. In the almost four years since Paolo joined CoDz, and the three and a half since I've been friends with him, he has not only become a part of my life, but a part of my family. I have the enormous pleasure of meeting the man that became my best friend and my brother last year, and without this little forum and his immense kindness my life would probably not be what it is today. From CoDz to YouTube, to our podcast Across the Pond, Paolo is the epitome of life, and an incredible human being, and he will truly be missed as a member of the staffing team. Carry on my wayward son. -Jolteon
  3. So long and thanks for all the brains.

    1. Ehjookayted


      Sick reference bro

    2. Jolteon


      I got that reference swag mastery come at me

    3. Hells Warrrior

      Hells Warrrior

      good riddance, the stench still lingers ;) :P

  4. Something seems different...

  5. The future's black, the future's Reznov

  6. There is no Jolteon. Only Missingno.

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    2. RedDeadRiot


      All hail helix!

    3. Jolteon


      Looks like Nathan and NV are looking for a banning!

  7. Jolteon

    ~Zombies Hangman~

    Let's all just calm down please. Drop the argument and play the damn game. I won't ask again. -Jolteon
  8. Happy Birthday to the idiot know as @Ehjookayted. The whitest of white girls I have ever met.

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    2. The Clay Bird
    3. Hells Warrrior

      Hells Warrrior

      Happy birthday @Ehjookayted - get back here - yer missed.

    4. InfestLithium


      Happy birthday Paoaoaoaoaoaoaolo!

  9. Should probably change outta this Xmas avatar.

  10. Jolteon

    Christmas Avatars!

    My favourite time of year. Nothing cuter than Eeveelutions in Christmassy clothes. -Jolteon
  11. RIP Robin Williams. You were a true inspiration, and one of my biggest heroes. I'll never let that spark of madness die.

    1. Hells Warrrior

      Hells Warrrior

      Yeah that's a big shock this morning. My lad loves Bicentennial Man - likes Robin Williams. He's going to be a bit shocked when he hears the news.

    2. Boom115


      I think the madness was the coke. So many great titles. Definitely remembered more for his work in comedies, but he was an extremely talented dramatic actor.

  12. Jolteon

    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

    I hate you all. -Jolteon
  13. Jolteon

    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

  14. 24 hours from now ATP's 2nd charity live stream will have started O.O

  15. Jolteon

    Agartha, Pyramids, Gateways, Aliens, Hitler, and Science

    Man it's been a long time since I've seen anyone use my Mel's Hole stuff. Great to see it making the CoDz round again On the note of TranZit being in Ellensburg, how about this for a theory: The alien like creature that appeared after the sheep was thrown into the hole? Perhaps could be one of our old friends the Denizens. You've got my creative juices flowing and I'm doing Zombies theorizing for the first time in over a year, so kudos to you for that Great stuff -Jolteon

  17. Jolteon

    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

    Yeah given the Subspace from Brawl was pretty much a one time play for most people to unlock the characters they decided to go back to the old Melee style of story. In a way I like it because it means they can make some characters really hard to unlock like with Melee. In other ways it sucks because the Subspace was pretty badass. -Jolteon
  18. Jolteon

    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

    Neither. For the course I'm doing, Radio Production, Oxford and Cambridge are not good at all because they don't have the resources. They're more academic Uni's than creative. I'm going to USW in Cardiff. It's a very new and very modern Uni so it's about as up to date as it gets which is perfect for me. Also I adore the Welsh accent so that's always a bonus -Jolteon
  19. Jolteon

    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

    Not 100% confirmed, but looks like I just got into one of the best universities in the UK for the course I want to do. I have no idea how I pulled it off but it's happened. Looks like I'll be moving to a new country in September. Holy shitballs. -Jolteon
  20. Jolteon

    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

    fite me irl -Jolteon
  21. Jolteon

    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

    Ha. Hahaha. HahaHAHAHAHA. I'd like to see America beat Italy and Uruguay. You struggled to beat Ghana. Even England could beat Ghana. I'll fite u m8. -Jolteon
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    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

    The browser won't make any difference to the amount of ads on the site; nor have the amount of ads changed. If you are seeing more or being redirected from the site then you have an ad-on on your browser. Nothing to do with us and never will be. We have a limit to the amount we are even allowed to use on the site. -Jolteon
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    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

    Of course, I feel the same whenever there's a big basketball or American football game going on. My Twitter feed gets wrecked by Americans tweeting about it. At least the world cup is only every four years -Jolteon
  24. Jolteon

    The Official Chicken Sandwich Enthusiasts' Club

    Ok in terms of how we over-celebrate athletes I could not agree more. I am a big fan of football, but every bone in my body disagrees with the money in it. If I were given the choice, of course I would take it from sports and throw it into more worthwhile causes. However I don't think it's fair to say that people who like nerdier things always get ostracized for liking what they do. Nerd culture these days is even bigger than any other culture. I see more people all over social media going crazy about the latest Marvel movie than about the World Cup. Honestly, I feel like the worst ostracization (is that even a word?) in the gaming/nerd/geek/whatever you want to call it culture comes from within rather than from the outside these days. I saw some truly terrible things at Comic Con last month. Also, I've seen more people complaining about the World Cup and the people who enjoy it than I have people outside our community complain about anything going on in here. Sure, it's more in your face, but that's just because there is such a large following. If roles were reversed and the CoD world championships were bringing in the following that football does, it'd be that in your face every time it comes around. The following is there, THAT is why there is so much hype. -Jolteon

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