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Hey officer, I was on my way to the presidential party, just after I dispose of these...things...hm. Come to think of it I don't actually know what these things are. Haha.

1) 3 bags full of money. The bags say "Bank of America".

2) a black ski mask

3) a life size cut out of Jennifer Lawrence

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Sir, I am a member of Seal Team 6 and I have been given the highly classified mission to protect the Pope from possible anti-catholic terrorists in the Vatican by escorting him to the White House, where I will then deliver the Pope and the 40 pound sack of Cocaine to the President for his personal "research".

 

1.Micheal Jackson, alive and well

2. A small, catholic choir boy

4.140 liters of the world's slipperiest, NASA-grade Lubricant

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Officer, you must believe me! I was driving down the road and saw Michael Jackson walking aside the road with this little boy going to church and I was going to drop them off before dropping off this lubricant to NASA.

1. 500 pounds of marijuana.

2. An anti cops pamphlet

3. And a nuke

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