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If the Perk 'a' cola's were mass produced... (Better Update)

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Ehhh, your view of humor is bland. My 6 year old brother could have replaced my words and make it 100fold funnier than your post.

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Ehhh, your view of humor is bland. My 6 year old brother could have replaced my words and make it 100fold funnier than your post.

Ive never heard of Sizzurp... Im from the UK. :roll:

Im sorry for annoying You...

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I don't even know what Sizzurp is... and ducks have are experts of soda.

What about Crush? They have Grape, Strawberry, Pineapple (Only in cans), and orange. Then you only need Speed Cola and Quick Revive

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I don't even know what Sizzurp is... and ducks have are experts of soda.

What about Crush? They have Grape, Strawberry, Pineapple (Only in cans), and orange. Then you only need Speed Cola and Quick Revive

Great idea!

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Lol. Sizzurp is a drug. And, it's also called Purple Drank, but it's... Not gonna get into detail. But, it's a drug drink.

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If Activision will mass produce them they might be like this:

Juggernog:Strawberryade

Speedcola:Lemonade and lime

Doubletap root beer: Root beer!

Quick revive: Bubble gum

New perks:

Apparently PHD flopper is gonna be purple:

PHD flopper: Blackcurrent or Razzberry

Apparently Stamin-up is gonna be Dark blue or orange so:

If orange: Orange

If Dark blue:Blueberry

I was thinking... If stamin-up is marathon then it could be a blueberry energy drink!

theres already a real stamin-up

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Ehhh, your view of humor is bland. My 6 year old brother could have replaced my words and make it 100fold funnier than your post.

Ive never heard of Sizzurp... Im from the UK. :roll:

Im sorry for annoying You...

That's not a reason to -brains me, though. I'd -brains you, too. But you did nothing wrong.

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Ehhh, your view of humor is bland. My 6 year old brother could have replaced my words and make it 100fold funnier than your post.

Ive never heard of Sizzurp... Im from the UK. :roll:

Im sorry for annoying You...

That's not a reason to -brains me, though. I'd -brains you, too. But you did nothing wrong.

I didd'nt... Who ever did it wasnt me!

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I have seen old Coke and Pepsi glass bottles the were Green. I think to keep light out. I still looks green even with brown cola inside.

You might have a point there. I've never actually had a good look at Speed Cola. Is there anything to suggest that the drink itself is green?

its the drink itself that is green or what ever coulour it is because when you buy and drink at the top there is the clear bit where there is no colour just glass

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Just a note to anyone who says Revive wouldn't sell if if did taste like fish: It dosen't have to taste like "fermented herring dipped in cat piss", as Dempsey described it, but it could taste a little like tuna fish, salmon fish, or maybe even Sweedish fish.

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Or maybe it's jist the 115 messibg with them and it tastes nothong like fish.

Good point but still...

I made so many typos. -_-

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Jones pretty musch already did this.

Juggernaut Soda - Pomagranete Soda (spelling fail)

Speed Cola - Green Apple Soda

Quick Revive - Blue Bubblegum

Double Tap - Orange and Cream Soda

As for PHD Flopper and Stamin' Up I have no idea. But they propably have something purple and yellow

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Stamin up is available in five colours... ;)

Not one mention of the Sixpack-O-Perks here... :(

If you only knew the truth of the matter, you lot may take more interest in it.

If Treyarch mass produces the Perks they should go for the healthy option, concentrated fruit juice with filter water...

One of your five a day... If you live in the UK you must have seen Drench drinks, they would be perfect.

The reason I say go for the healthy option is that people are slowly wising up to the fact that Diet drinks are bad for you as they contain Aspartame...

Also people should realise that any carbonated drinks are bad for you period, ask yourself why fighter pilots are not allowed to drink any of this crap because it impairs the mind...

Personally Treyarch, NOT Activision should take this forwards, and they should do it themselves, not with the help of any of the mega multi-national corporations that screw over the customer by feeding them poisons...

Regards Alpha.

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Stamin up is available in five colours... ;)

Not one mention of the Sixpack-O-Perks here... :(

If you only knew the truth of the matter, you lot may take more interest in it.

If Treyarch mass produces the Perks they should go for the healthy option, concentrated fruit juice with filter water...

One of your five a day... If you live in the UK you must have seen Drench drinks, they would be perfect.

The reason I say go for the healthy option is that people are slowly wising up to the fact that Diet drinks are bad for you as they contain Aspartame...

Also people should realise that any carbonated drinks are bad for you period, ask yourself why fighter pilots are not allowed to drink any of this crap because it impairs the mind...

Personally Treyarch, NOT Activision should take this forwards, and they should do it themselves, not with the help of any of the mega multi-national corporations that screw over the customer by feeding them poisons...

Regards Alpha.

Yes so:

Juggernog:cramberry & srawberry

Quickrevive: blueberry

speed cola: apple & ???

Doubble tap: Passionfruit & ???

PHD: Forest fruits

Stamin-up: Orange and ???

But im sticking with my orignal! :lol:

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Ehhh, your view of humor is bland. My 6 year old brother could have replaced my words and make it 100fold funnier than your post.

Ive never heard of Sizzurp... Im from the UK. :roll:

Im sorry for annoying You...

Im from america and IVE never heard of it so dont feel bad

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Stamin up is available in five colours... ;)

Not one mention of the Sixpack-O-Perks here... :(

If you only knew the truth of the matter, you lot may take more interest in it.

If Treyarch mass produces the Perks they should go for the healthy option, concentrated fruit juice with filter water...

One of your five a day... If you live in the UK you must have seen Drench drinks, they would be perfect.

The reason I say go for the healthy option is that people are slowly wising up to the fact that Diet drinks are bad for you as they contain Aspartame...

Regards Alpha.

Too bad its only now they know. I have lifelong health problems because my godmother used to put diet coke in my bottle when i was a baby

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I'm sorry to hear that... :o:(

Have you tried detoxing your body?

I will find some information to help you out with this if you would like them?

Regards Alpha.

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