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  1. GOROD KROVI / Nikolai

    It could be a situation where the shadow man and Monty are the same person, but different versions from different dimensions/timelines/whatever the fuck you'd like call it. Due to the ripples in time, shadows could be some sort of mixing ground for the different worlds, thus why there are yellow eyed zombies, apothicans intervening, Montys machines, the shadow man, and another cursed "purgatory crew", also explaining the connection to mob. That could explain everything- it's a literal shitstorm! If that irrationalized the story, it could also rationalize it as well.
  2. Brutus

    Oh yeah you are very right. Haven't played in awhile, totally forgot. I think Brutus having controlled the zombies was always horseshit. I could see where people thought that, but the 'brutus' on GK does not give off the feeling of controlling the zombies, since he has the role of, like, a special zombie more than anything else.
  3. GOROD KROVI / Nikolai

    Weasel mentions Nikolai. Nero mentions Nikolai. Also, I've heard that in moon Nikolai mentions weasel, although i could not find the quote for proof, so I'll disregard this. Most of neros knowledge of the crew seems to be rooted from the shadow man implanting this information during neros coma. Could the shadow man have implanted this knowledge in weasel? It would explain why he knows so much, and his mentioning Nikolai. But then again, it could be the corrupting of time that gave the weasel this information, much like what maxis said happened to him when the timeline became fucked, where he somehow gained knowledge that he never actually had. I like to think that dr Monty has some sort of affiliation with the shadow man, seeing as the design for the gum ball machine fits Shadows most specifically (it has that roaring 20's font much like the rest of the map), and because of the quote "I have seen your misdeeds" shared between monty and the shadow man. Shit, what if they are two sides of a coin, shadow man having been the median for the apothicans, whereas Monty is the medium for the vril? There's a lot of stuff to think about here. What if since they both technically have the same lineage in that sense, originally being vril (the apothicans are descendants of the vril that mutated), either of them having control over zombies means red eyes? So somehow, one of them had control during Mob, while the other has control in GK? Food for thought.
  4. Brutus

    Buuuuuut, multiple of these 'Brutus' zombies spawn at once. There was always one Brutus in Mob. In GK they can't all be Brutus.
  5. The Official Rap Battle Thread

    Pffffft bull shit, you think you can rap, Theres a proper way to do it and it aint like that. This thread wasn't dead y'all bastards were scared, Now I know y'all were running shouting "Oh shit, Waffles is right there!" You aint out of raps, your just afraid to rebel, Thats your problem, now imma send you to hell, In your book theres not a rhyme you can sell, Waffles back on, Crow is about to have fell. Well thats all for now, I guess then I'm out, Too bad, when I left you all had lost all your doubt. All beware, I'm not gonna hold back next time, Well peace y'all, now witness the exit of the master of rhyme. Dude, that was simply pathetic, I'm wasting my words, I'm just that poetic, Face it now dude you just can't rhyme, When Lord of the Flies comes around you've run out of time, Your raps are poison it's as simple as that, Scrape your rhymes off like a layer of fat, Release the Flies on your ass, I'm heading straight to the top, My Rap Insta-kill's on, your head's gonna pop I gotta go now, I've run out of rhymes, Try again bitch, I'll beat you down ten more times PEACE OUT MOFOS! Your wasting your words? YO WASTIN YO BREATH! I just unleashed caps lock all up in your shit. I told yall im done so ima just say fuck it, suck it, waffles is here, and ready to start a ruckus. Your gonna die, because you tried to conjure up a rhyme, Ive decided youve failed, so now its your time, So screw your rap insta kill, meet my lyrical insta Beast, You can't keep up, just to say the least. My raps will make you dizzy, your brain is gonna stop, Cuz I have rap-shot daiquiri rhyming soda pop, Ima make a mess, make your soul clean it with a mop, It'll be a mess from my rhyme diving PhD flop. My raps ain't poison to no one but you, here today, Now your rhymes are dead, but anyway, Ive got to leave here, for now I cannot stay, Me compared to you, your a olympia, im a gun of rays, Don't be offended, if your gonna rap that way, Waffles came, and brought the end of your days!
  6. The Official Rap Battle Thread

    Pffffft bull shit, you think you can rap, Theres a proper way to do it and it aint like that. This thread wasn't dead y'all bastards were scared, Now I know y'all were running shouting "Oh shit, Waffles is right there!" You aint out of raps, your just afraid to rebel, Thats your problem, now imma send you to hell, In your book theres not a rhyme you can sell, Waffles back on, Crow is about to have fell. Well thats all for now, I guess then I'm out, Too bad, when I left you all had lost all your doubt. All beware, I'm not gonna hold back next time, Well peace y'all, now witness the exit of the master of rhyme.
  7. The Official Rap Battle Thread

    You want me to tell you how did you do, Well for starters, you better stop dissin fruit loops. You think your great but im like a cracker snoop, so with this here rap im gonna send you to the group, of peeps who I made into rap leftover soup. You think you can rape me, like a doggy from the back, You try it and you'll be me bowie's next blood snack. Speaking of blood, just take a picture of your face, Cuz my beastly raps are gonna be like a 10 gage when I blow out your brains. Gonna be splattered, on ze floor, ze walls, ze ceiling, And from your expression I can see your layers peeling, To reveal the little boy underneath that pathetic rap, Go have mommy bring you to the mall, so you can sit on santa's lap. Ask him if you can beat the epic waffle's rhymes, He says I cannot do that, ask for something different this time. And just an FYI Waffles will beat your doggy, and this is where you beg for mercy, pleading im so sorry. I say damn right you should be, for wasting my time, when I could have fought a rapper that can make a decent rhyme! I'M OUT Y'ALL. The Crows mother fucker, now I'm back from the dead; I will make a lyrical weapon that will smash in your head; No need to worry, no need to groan; These rhymes are so whack they make women moan; Moan with pleasure of course, because my words are orgasmic; These feeble attempts to beat me, really are fantastic; Now I must go, my planet needs me; But for now, you lot, you won't sleep easy... Ok crow, seems your back from the dead, You'll end up just like every other zombie, With a bullet in their head. If what you have there is a lyrical weapon, Then i guess that I'm the rhyme throwing endin, To all of your attempts to make a rap, While your writing your next line let me take a nap. You still don't have a thought? Well then allow me to continue, Being the flyest rhymer at this rapping venue. No its not a Hellhound, or a pathetic Crow, Your just mother nature, and I'm the bow and arrow. I don't care if your a crow, a doggy, or a zombie theorist, You will end up like the huge pile of zomb shit, From when I take a second and look around in Zombies, Almost as big of a pile as the rappers who tried to face me. With this competition I might as well get lazy, I just really wish this thread would get the least bit crazy... LATR
  8. The Official Rap Battle Thread

    You want me to tell you how did you do, Well for starters, you better stop dissin fruit loops. You think your great but im like a cracker snoop, so with this here rap im gonna send you to the group, of peeps who I made into rap leftover soup. You think you can rape me, like a doggy from the back, You try it and you'll be me bowie's next blood snack. Speaking of blood, just take a picture of your face, Cuz my beastly raps are gonna be like a 10 gage when I blow out your brains. Gonna be splattered, on ze floor, ze walls, ze ceiling, And from your expression I can see your layers peeling, To reveal the little boy underneath that pathetic rap, Go have mommy bring you to the mall, so you can sit on santa's lap. Ask him if you can beat the epic waffle's rhymes, He says I cannot do that, ask for something different this time. And just an FYI Waffles will beat your doggy, and this is where you beg for mercy, pleading im so sorry. I say damn right you should be, for wasting my time, when I could have fought a rapper that can make a decent rhyme! I'M OUT Y'ALL.
  9. H. Porter, escaped to Africa! *UPDATED

    Here is a link to a post that talks about numbers that spell "ebola" upside down on the gknova website. Think about it, ebola was huge in africa, and ebola has cod zombie like symptoms, so mabye porter went there for research. viewtopic.php?t=2090
  10. The Official Rap Battle Thread

    I'm no kid, I'm a Crow mother-f*cker You're the one who's going to lose because you are the sucker I'm the only one here, who can rhyme this sick (I think) Because my words make women wet like a bathroom sink You guys are still lamest, gettin' beaten by a Bird Because I'll be first, Waffles be second and Ehjookayted be third I'll ruff you up real bad, just you watch your back I'll stick you to the wall with a wad of Blu-Tac Now, I must go and finish my college work for sure 'Coz I study Forensics, with you, I'll wipe the floor So yeah, I'm off now, peace off and goodbye Or is it? Who knows...there'll be next time... Oh wait you are the crow, the weird emo guy, I'm here to prove that I'm the best rapper of the zombie killin time. you put me in second, guess I better make it first, Ima rap yo a** out and yo head is gonna burst. You think your great, but im a real player, But everybody knows I'm the true zombie slayer. You use the m14 on the first round, you get a little scare on round 5 hell hounds. And if you think you can challenge the true waffle, Ill take my two fingers and grab you by your nostrils. Ill throw you on the ground,you better call ze doctor. You'll land so hard that I'll f*** up your Phd flopper. You think that you can face me,with all your pathetic rhymes, And that way you throw your style is a mutha ******* crime. I'll destroy the game of rap every time, alright, Hell man at least I can throw a decent line, thats right. In our war of rap, you better get out of sight, unless you are ready, to put up an epic rappin FIGHT. Peace!
  11. You're Banned!

    Your all banned because I am the forum troll, therefore making whatever I say superior in all ways. Now why don't all of you A-holes allow me to go back to my bridge. TROLOLOLOLOL
  12. The Official Rap Battle Thread

    Yo Ehjookayted, you thing you rap good, when im the top dog up in this rhymin hood you battle pancakes, what about wafflegun'n'syrup when im up in this b**** you know you better square up Don't call me noob call me the underdog, you even get scared when casper comes from Siberia's fog, Your smart enough, to get the joke, You researched zombies since you spilled out of yo mamma's yoke. I see all of the zombies, you know im gonna smoke'em, Just like your awesome posts on call of duty zombies forum. I'm not here to b****, im not here to hate, i just want you to know that we all appreciate, your contribution on cod zombies forum, and you can bust a sweet rap, No matter what you write, your not gonna bore'em. Ehjhookayted, you've been a great inspiration for me, and were glad to have you in our codz family. :D
  13. ***The Complete Solo Zombies Survival Guide***

    Great guide superhands. I play mostly solo, so this was very helpful. [brains] for you. :)
  14. H. Porter, escaped to Africa! *UPDATED

    I'm thinking it was a descendant of porter, seeing it is "Modern" warfare. Or it's IW trying to mess with zombies, but I doubt it.
  15. Turned on the zapper with someone without jugg with the other way being filled with zombies. Hehehe evil laugh. I kind of just did that to be an asshole though, but the other 50 percent being because that person is completely unfun to play with every other time we play. I open every door just so they can buy something shitty... Grrr.
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