Black Hand Smith

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ITS A TRICK!!! THERE IS NO THEORY Halloween Trick #2 Samanther Tales: Samanther gets Sp00ked! It was the Night of Halloween and Samanther Maxis was being forced into a horrible Alice Costume.The costume smelled of 20 year old crap and old people. However Maxis did not want to buy the power ranger outfit she wanted because he was too busy with (Group not important in Black ops 2 ). Samanther heard a knock on the door and she ran to answer it. Who else could it be but her best friend/brother/lover ...Edwardo. Edwardo was sporting a nazi uniform and carrying a gun that he claimed could shoot rays....Like some sort of.....Ray Shooter... Without further ado the moved onwards into the dead of night in search of Candy. For the next few hours they went house to house in search of treats on hallows eve. However since everyone nowadays goes to the shopping mall for Halloween none of the people in the neighborhood had any candy. They thought about going into the Ghetto side of town but the creepy old black man at the bus stop kept staring at them. The Children's jimmies were rustled. Instead they decided to stop by uncle Rigtoofins house he always had some tasty treat. They knocked on the door and out came Rigtoofin. Samanther and Edward could not quite tell what his costume was. Rigtoofin was covered in blood and had surgical gloves on...maybe he was a doctor? Samanther could hear screams from the inside of his house but Rigtoofin claimed it was just the T.V. After asking for treats Rigtoofin walked back into the house….another scream...and then he came back holding a spleen and dumped it into the bag. Samanther thinks Uncle Rigtoofin is weird. As they walked down the neighborhood they reached the house of Spaghettio. They Knocked on the door 3 times and yelled. "TRICK OF TREAT!". The door opened and there stood Spaghettio in a Samurai Jack costume. Samanther and Edwardo held up their bags expecting a treat. Instead Spaghettio shouted " CHILDREN GET HONOR!!!" and slapped a sticker onto each of their foreheads. He then spent the next half hour talking about Honor and how kids these days don't have enough of it. However eventually Spaghettio shut the door with a Bang. The children were disappointed.... No candy.....not even a tic tac and another Half hour wasted. Disgruntled the children moved elsewhere in search of candy. Their next stop was Dickolais house. Normally they were told to not go near his house but the lack of candy in their bags called for desperate measures. As they approached the door they heard another one Slam in the back. Samanther and Edwardo sneaked by the broken fence and peeped into the back yard. They could see nothing so they decided to get a little closer. Suddenly they heard something " Hey...you!". Samanther and Edwardo froze in place. For a minute Samanther contemplated pushing Edwardo down and making a run for it but Samanther knew Edwardo wouldn't be much of a distraction. Standing before them was Dikolai carrying a large Black bag.... Dikolai stared at them and they stared back....... An hour later they were finished filling up the hole in the back yard. Somehow this night went from getting no candy, to getting spleens dumped in their bag, to getting Honor stamped on their foreheads...to Helping a Drunk russian bury his most recent wife in the Back yard.... "You didn't see anything..." Whispered Dickolai as he tossed the children out into the street. Samanther and Edwardo came to their last stop….The house of Derpsey. “No”, muttered Samanther. She then turned around and walked away. She’s seen enough shit for one day. Samanther returned home that Night...disgruntled and displeased at the events of tonights Halloween. She sat in her room Contemplating the meaning of life when a voice whispered in her ear….”Toy Story”..... Suddenly Shrek burst in through the window and grabbed Samanther by the waist and hoisted her up. Shrek flew out the window and went to the Moon…..Never to be seen again….. It was a really Bad Halloween….

Story: The ringmaster Steps up on the stage. "Now...I shall make 4 ...well....5! of my Stars! VANISH! I PROMISE YOUR MINDS WILL BE BOGGLED IN THE REALM OF THE STRANGE AND UNCANNY!! He covers you in a sheet as you see nothing but Blackness...but then....you fall down to the ground..... Where are you? You are now entering...the CARNIVAL OF THE EVIL DEAD Easter Egg Music Activated by bonking 3 clown noses hidden around the map....the noses are still attached to the head....HAHAHA Intro ( You hear a classic carny talking as old images of carnivals flash by) Welcome to the greatest carnival on earth! Spend some time on the rides, or play some our games and win cool prizes! Be sure to try our Snow cones with special flavors just for you. End your day by visiting the Circus ! A massive tent filled with clowns….clowns….clowns….and more Clowns…( The audience turns around to reveal that they are all zombie clowns you see static and then it resumes to normal)…..the show is to DIE FOR! So step right up for a Night of Thrills, Chills and Stilts? Carnival of the Dead coming soon! Ask your parents and get your tickets today! We guarantee you will have so much fun you will NEVER want to leave! .You hear the clicking of a gun Atmosphere - Carnival of the Dead is a very dark yet bright Map. It takes place in a very Campy yet creepy amusement park. The stars shine brightly in the sky but the lights and neon signs shine brighter. There is a white mist that shrouds the park and the sound of animatronics can be heard coming from the surrounding rides. A house of Mirrors, a pirate ship, and a Giant tent for the performance of Nightmares. Will you survive this unholy night? Areas House of Mirrors- The Spawn. All around you are mirrors and zombies spawn from the ceiling. If you look deep into the mirrors you might see something that might not be there. Twists and Turns will confuse you but if you find your way out you have a chance of survival. The House of Mirrors has 2 floors and the second floor has a slide that leads out of the ride. The funhouse - The Fun House is a very dark area with strobe lights flashing on and off. Air will sometimes shoot from the ground and if you are standing on top of the vent you can reach new heights and access secret Areas. You might suffer from vertigo if you stand there long enough. Many of the fun house’s features can be used as traps for the undead. This area is mostly close quarters and disorienting Carnival booths- An open area filled with Booths. Some booths can actually be played and will also dispense Prizes while other booths are just for show. The area is split into 2 rows and a circular area with a fountain in the middle. The fountain has green liquid instead of water and zombies trapped inside the liquids. The Bloody Mary - A roller Coaster shaped like a Skull. Players can ride the coaster for only 500 points. This coaster travels through the entire map and drops off players on the other side. While players are riding this thrilling attraction players will have to fend off zombies that latch on to the side. You can blow their brains out or knife them and watch them get crushed, slammed, or decapitated by the ride. Jump off at the right time and you may be able to access the catwalk. Circus Tent - The tent is filled with all sorts of Insanity. Bloody seats, spilled popcorn, a High Wire, canons, and a motorcycle death cage in the Middle and many of the things that makes a circus a circus. The Stage is a Good place to train while the edges of the audience seating makes a good place to camp The Pirate Cove - An area that resembles a Pirate ship and consists of 2 levels. The first level is the Ship Deck and the second level is the Inner ship. Although it's just an attraction at this Carnival it does resemble an actual Pirate ship. Snipe from the crows nest, Set the trap and Send Zombies Plunging into a Lake with Live sharks, Use the Canons to Blast away the undead. The Ship also serves as an exit point for the Bloody Mary. When Playing in this area Pirate Clowns will spawn Some which have Balloon Swords Mini Games - All Mini Games cost from 1000 to 3000 to play. However you can get much better prizes from these minigames as well as helping you clear rounds. They last for 30 seconds. Target Practice - target practice allows you to use your weapon to play a carnival game. The more points you get the bigger the prize. Will you get a better pistol, a free perk or a wonder weapon? Who knows?! Balloon Pop - Trade your weapon in for a Blow Gun. Zombies you kill will expand with air and Pop leaving behind confetti. They will have a chance of Dropping a Prize 30 seconds Bumper Cars - For the first time ever. Drive a personal Vehicle around the Map. Smash and Crash your ay through the undead Hoards for 30 seconds. Strong Man’s Challenge - Trade your knife for a temporary Sledgehammer. Smash as many undead as you can in 30 seconds. The more Zombies you kill the better your prize will be. Zombie Models Clown Zombies Freak Zombies Dancer Zombies Sideshow Zombies New Special Zombies These zombies are not bosses but appear later on as the rounds go by. Zombie Stilt Clown - A zombie who’s purpose is to divert your attention from the hoards chasing you. This is a zombie clown elevated on stilts that chases players around. It has more health than the average zombie. Dwarf Clowns - Smaller Zombies at least half as tall as the normal zombies. Less Health but faster. Big Clown - A fat Zombie Clown. When it is killed it explodes and showers the area with sparkles. These sparkles have the same effect as the gas from nova crawlers. They are slow and only appear 2 at a time. Characters The Fantastic Man - The Fantastic Man is a very strong gentleman who ca life even the heaviest of objects. He does not need a Knife and will use his fists to attack the undead army. He is very serious and has a bit of an Ego, often Boasting about his strength " I AM THE FANTASTIC ...MAAAAN!!" The Twins - The twins are 2 Dwarf sized men who stand on top of each other. Making them the first characters that are playable as a set. They are Brothers and will sometimes talk to each other during the game. Although they are twins, their personalities are polar opposites. " I need a new weapon!" "On it!" Fantasia - Fantasia is a mysterious Gypsy woman who can read fortunes by looking into her crystal Ball. Her dress resembles the constellations and her hair is brown and flowing. She is very beautiful and has a spanish accent. She is Kind hearted but can sometimes get annoyed by the antics of her comrades. " I can see your future and the Cards don't lie, THE FUTURE IS BLACK! AND THE DEAD WILL RISE!" The Beast Master - A man who has battled and Captured countless Beasts in his lifetime. His pride and joy is his pet pet Chimpanzee named lenny. Thankfully the Zombies ignore lenny and the other animals but this won’t stop The Beast Master from sending the undead back to hell. The Beast Master is in Love with Fantasia although he does not have the courage to say it. The one creature he can not master is woman. " BACK!! ( Whip!) There isn't a creature on this planet I can't tame! Except maybe for...her" Lenny The Chimp - Find some Bananas and Lenny will go bring you back a Green Power up. Bananas are scarce so use them wisely. ( Lenny has a strong resemblance to the Monkey bomb and his hat even reads 935. ) " EEK OOK! ZOMBIES! BAD!!" The Undead Clowns - The Clowns do not moan or yell sam. Instead they laugh menacingly with Glowing Eyes that change color every now and then. Blue eyes, yellow eyes, red eyes, and green eyes. " heeheheheh HAHAAHAHAH." Perks Perks spawn randomly every time you play the Game. The only perk that has a fixed location is Quick Revive. Every other Perk will spawn whenever you enter a new area similar to Shi No Numa. All Perks are Reskinned to Resemble snow cones. Juggernog Speed Cola Quick Revive Double Tap PHD Flopper Mule Kick Electric Cherry Ice Scream - A brand new Perk that allows players to Freeze zombies by knifing them. This renders zombies immobile which can be used to form Temporary Baricades in tight quarters by using the bodies of the frozen dead. Deadshot - Prize Only Who’s Who - Prize Only Vulture Aid - Prize Only Staminup - Prize Only Tombstone - Prize Only Easter Egg Greatest Show on Earth Step 1: Open All Areas Step 2: Begin searching for Tarot Cards. Step 3: Enter the Fortune's Delight Parlor in the outskirts and place the cards on the Desk Step 4: Go to the Fountain and throw grenades into the waters. The green liquid will lower revealing the Crystal Ball Step 5: Collect the crystal Ball and bring it back to the Parlor Step 6: Place it next to the Tarot Cards and it will begin to get foggy Step 7: Kill zombies near the Ball in order to increase spiritual activity Step 8: The ball will show a Green portal and a pair of Red eyes Step 9: Go into the House of Mirrors and find the mirror that is actually a real one instead of an illusion. Punch it in order to break it and acces a secret Room. Step 10: Collect tokens Step 11: Go to the carnival games and use the Tokens in order to activate special minigames different from the normal ones. Step 12: Win at these minigames in order to win the Prize. The Midway Key Step 13: Head to the Tent and face the Ringmaster Final Boss The Ringmaster: The Ringmaster of this Twisted World is a Giant demonic figure looming overhead. All you can see is his glowing red eyes as he looms over the circus Tent. When he spawns in suddenly the entire tent becomes shrouded in green mist and the ceiling is covered is stars. His weapons are his hands so in a way he is like Smash bros's Master and crazy Hand. Using his Magic he can spawn in zombies with one hand and attack you with his other hand. Occasionally bombs will drop from the ceiling. ( Similar to AW sideshow map) At this time you need to grab the Bombs and throw them at the RIngmaster's face which is the only thing that will do damage. When he is defeated the zombies will Vanish and a Green portal similar to the Origins portal will appear and you can go Home. Ending: You enter the Green Portal and suddenly everything goes dark. You suddenly feel the Sheet removed from your heads ' AND THEY ARE BACK!" You are all returned to normality....was it all a dream?...or was it real? for Carnival Magic tricks are more than Just tricks...

I think a way of fixing the story is to say that th canon ending for black ops 2 is to do nothing. Neither side is listened to and the story continues. Because if users can change the story then that just complicates the Canon

I think the Zombies community is exactly like Politics You have the people who spread false information in order to destroy the Reps of other Youtubers You have people who try to get the masses on their side by promising information or promising them something will happen. You have those who think Zombies should go back to their Roots You have people who want to get rid of everything we know so far and start over You have those Lie alot to get their channels noticed...COUGH COUGH ZOMBIES COLLECTION...COUGH..COUGH You have those who want to completely change zombies in such a way that it no longer has any story and it's just Gameplay.....I call those people Anarchists

Sounds like some crazy shitdickery Come scoob we have a mystery

I choose team Edward because I dream of being whisked away by a sparkling vampire

I think I might make a list of 50 trading cards with descriptions. Sounds like a good way of keeping busy

Has anyone no clipped? Maybe we can find answers there?

I think maybe some zombies drop cards and then they appear in your scrap book. You don't know what the card is until you unseal it. Then some cards can only be obtained by completing the easter egg. The Higher round you get too the more likely it is you will get a rarer card from a drop. The card glows yellow and has a question mark on it Some cards are exclusive to certain maps and game modes. more cards are added with DLC. Maybe even some cards come in sets. You need to collect all 4 cards to see the full image and once you collect all 4 you can read the back of the card. Then when you Collect all the cards and complete the scrapbook which is hard to do you are rewarded somehow Classic Cheat Mode A new game mode that does not appear on leaderboards. Infinite Points Big heads wunder Box always pack a punched No mans land Elemental Fists All perks W@W mode All Dogs All specials Giant Zombies Mini zombies AND MANY MORE!

I have an idea. Since zombies is always affiliated with comic books.....how about instead of notes they are trading cards? Each one had an image on the front and on the back the info. Then you can trade them with friends and try to collect them all. Also let me add that perhaps some cards are very rare while other cards are common. For example Edward richtofen is a bronze card that has basic info Yet Demonic Announcer Richtofen is a platinum cart with new secret info Or maybe even events Richtofens Revenge Did we do that? Welcome aboard!