Zombies Pro-Tip Haikus

[Electric Jesus]

If a teammate's down,

Or you need a quick escape,

Throw a gersch device!

First buy some claymores

then place them against a wall

save them for later!

Die rise minion round?

Only knife of perfect aim

earn a perk reward.

Dig up 40 mounds

Receive a golden shovel

earn better rewards!

Buy all DLC

give your money to treyarch

vonderhaar is life

Now you do it.

[lead_psychopath]

I really don't want

to wait another fifteen

months for new zombies

Edited August 14, 2014 by lead_psychopath

[The Clay Bird]

Pack a Punch your gun

But hurry now, don't delay

now your gun is gone

 

Please revive me bro

because i haz the ray gun

pew pew i am dead

[lead_psychopath]

I realise now, that my one isnt a pro tip.

Here's a fresh one bros:

Please don't hump the box

Save yo' points for later guys

also watch yo' back

Edited August 14, 2014 by lead_psychopath

[Electric Jesus]

grief foe reviving?

Dive on them while they are prone

make the sacrifice!

[83457]

You claim to be pro

Knife is not in your game plan

You are far from pro

Treyarch, you suck bad

Side game makes us buy your cod

Zombies is our life (oops, not a pro tip).

Juggernogg is tits

Without which you will soon die

All hail the great perk

Edited August 17, 2014 by 83457