AgentA

This SOUNDS like it could be possible, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

Nikolai on Moon. What's that? No gloves. It looks like someone here is wrong.

Nikolai in Shangri-La. Nikolai in Der Riese.

So... based on that logic: Der Riese Moon Area 51 Kino der Toten Five Am I missing any? EDIT: They said this was the best map because it included something from all the previous maps. AKA The maps themselves?

That seems a little harsh. I took the time to read through this thread, and if CLAYMORE keeps posting like this, I think he can make a turnaround. I really love the idea of a Verruckt-like start.

Now, you have all seen the trailer, but did you catch the parts where it showed Area 51, or you being at Der Riese in an astronaut suit? I believe you will be to teleport to these two locations from the moon. Here are pictures (credits to whoever took them): As you can see by the hands, the player is in an astronaut suit. Looks like Area 51 to me. Notice the teleporter in the background.

Please change the title of this thread. I got really excited when I saw this, and when there was no trailer, I was bummed out.

So you're saying I wrote a detailed post about how I dislike copycat/nonsensical threads and bad grammar, and that I only did it to get my post count up, or for spam? I also said "genuinely dislike bad posts with grammar mistakes" Also when did I say spam, there are a few of these threads. I'm not saying you did this post with the intention to spam. It just looks like spam because there are other threads like this. Again: No offence. :oops: BTW you said you dislike copycat threads but yet you must have seen other threads like this. Give me some examples, please.

So you're saying I wrote a detailed post about how I dislike copycat/nonsensical threads and bad grammar, and that I only did it to get my post count up, or for spam?

This will not turn into a joke thread. Get out now.

Alright, but you could of used better grammar there... "Yes! Finally somebody understands!" Keep that in mind for the future.

Alright, I think this needs to be said.... It seems like at least 60% of the threads on this forum have no thought put into them what so ever. They also have bad grammar and just generally stupid posters who I swear haven't taken an English class in their lives. We get that you want a buyable ending/interesting gameplay/Der Riese to be finished, that you feel the need to make a post about the Cosmic Silverback even though there are five about him already, that you like to make a 1-2 sentence thread, and that you will back up your idea no matter how stupid/nonsensical it is, or how many people tell you it's a bad idea. Can we all just please stop and think for a second before we do something? This forum used to be great, with very intelligent people posting very frequently, and now it's just turning in the Zombies section on the official CoD website. (Trust me, you don't want to go there) I am asking for moderators to be more strict, and delete/merging topics that are very similar, and for the general populace of this forum to spend time with what they post, and make sure it has correct grammar, and at least check that it hasn't been said before or that it contributes to furthering the research of Zombies. Come on, CoDz, we can do this! TL;DR Y u no correct grammer??? -Agent A

You had to make a new topic for this? You couldn't have just posted in the countless other threads about the same topic?

....ZOMG MAYBE YU RIGHT DUUUUDE!!!!!!! MAYBE UNICORNS AREN'T REEALLLZ, 2!!!!! MAYBE TREYARCH ISSSNT A REALLLL COMPANNNYYYY!!!!!!! (On a side note, this thread was completely unnecessary.)

Hahhaa, your sloow Why do you continue to live?

The place that model comes from, the artist's website, clearly states the model is for Dead Ops Arcade, so....

i wouldnt consider them bosses. Oh, well, I guess the entire forum should just stop considering them bosses, along with Treyarch, just because YOU don't consider them bosses. Has anyone told you yet that the worl does not revolve around you?

I'm really sorry, and I'm not aiming this at you, just people in general. Why do people people feel the need to add "...hmmmmm", as if what they're thinking is exactly they're typing, like there was no such thing as a backspace button. I just gets to me when people type like,"Hmm.... I got an idea but don't quite remember it.... uhh..... yea.... um..... Oh, yea, it was..... oh wait, lost it...... Oh, it was that Nazi Zombies is an awesome game!", instead of,"Nazi Zombies is an awesome game!". There exists a backspace, use it.

BUMP! Oh-ra!

LISTEN UP MAGGOTS!!!.... Let me make this clear from the beginning... WE NEVER SOLVED DER RIESE! But yet, no one really goes back to it anymore. It is the very reason Treyarch does not want to put an insanely hard easter egg into one of their maps. Where is my proof? Treyarch and Inside XBox both have said that we're not even close to finding everyhting in Der Riese. If they put another insanely hard egg in Moon (which they're most likely to), I'm afraid it's never going to get solved like Der Riese. Now, a new theory is that it has something to do with the teleporters. In the new Shi No Numa, they said they overloaded the teleporter in Der Riese to send them through time. If you look at the mainframe, it has a control panel, with three switches, three smaller buttons, and a big button. The switches are all pointing in different directions, and the buttons are different colors. It is my belief that each button/switch represents a teleporter, and the big button represents the mainframe. We need to go from here on this one, troops. Now, something else that is also clear, is that the PaP in Der Riese is also a teleporter. Take a look for yourselves! As you can see, the teleporter pad seems to be at the top of the machine. Now, go, go, go! Make me proud, and finally, solve the dark secrets that surround... Der Riese - The Giant

If your really too lazy to read a paragraph, then don't post. TL;DR should be saved for when you really don't want to sift through around 20-30 minutes worth of reading, not something that takes 20-30 SECONDS of it. GTFO. Now.

^Obvious troll is obvious. EDIT: Really sorry, I didn't mean to post that here.

Tank ALSO mentions how he wants Treyarch to give him a new objective, and that he needs to update his Facebook status. I think what you and I mention are all instances of them breaking the fourth wall.

I'm AgentA, the other guy is Undead....

No... Just no... The song is too mellow for zombies...