Electric Jesus

Not nearly as mad at people as I deserve to be. #JustClassyThings

IN A WOOORLD WHERE I'M PLAYING ZOMBIES

I-I'm Delirious, out of my mind.

Which lucky soul gets to explain who TaMB is to the newly returned MLH?

Sweet grandmother's spatula I'm tired

Today I leaned that an injured soldier was abandoned, propped against a tree with only a pistol and 8 bullets. He was found later still alive, with 8 dead enemy soldiers around him. That's a true soldier.

My prank of choice today will be plugging my wireless mouse's tiny USB into a friend's computer and giving him the ben drowned treatment.

Anyone else wanna raid area 51 and chill

Richtofen Cosplay nearly complete. Progress pics over in Chicken Sandwich land.

I wear the mask of sanity on CoDz. Loosely. As soon as I log out each day, I go find a baby and kick it.

I wear the mask of sanity on CoDz. Loosely. As soon as I log out each day, I go find a baby and kick it.

Bus Route B literally just got confirmed I'm dead

Cha-Ching

They should change the AW Paladin to the Goodyear blimp, except it says "GoodGame" because it's GG once you got a Paladin. :D

Each black ops game is more Flavor Flav than the last. "Yeah Boi." "Yeeah Boii!" "YEEEAH BOIII!!!"

For april fool's looking up any song on youtube says "did you mean darude sandstorm?"

Just got into a game of MC with CaptainSparklez. It is most definitely yer boiii

If razor blades and glass are *supposedly* different materials, why do they both taste like blood?

Look at this guy, it's Captain Knots, Captain-Tying-Knots. If anybody needs some knots tied, go to him. BULL SHIT.

Electric Jesus *Intervention FMJ* Blue

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Green Feed (hint hint)

happy Festivus!