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  1. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Meh.I'm going back to Team Fortress 2.I lost interest since Zombies got replaced by Survival.
  2. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    It's obvious that Richtofen is an imposter. I know.He would have noticed that I spiked his Speed Cola with Juggernog+Element 115. And,he hasn't made a threat that somehow relates to shoving a Thundergun up Dempsey's ass.
  3. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Kill the imposter! Besides,the four blew up the Earth.Wouldnt that include Shangri-La?
  4. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    I do too.But I don't remember when it turned into the crew effing around,not falling for Richtofen's schemes to burn them alive.
  5. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    One second Richtofen!(retrieves baby gun from box and puts on fire suit)
  6. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Hey Dempsey,are rumors about you being in Survival true?(In MW3)
  7. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Found your hat.You left it at the station before you guys left. Want it back? So how are you four doing after Earth blew up?
  8. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Richtofen,you got owned by Samantha on Moon.I won't say anything beyond that,but that's sad bro. : P (tosses the bottle of Jugger-nog and drinks an ice-cold one from the fridge)To hell with all this shanking,I'm hitting the Mystery Box.(opens up,and it shows a China Lake)NO DAMNIT!(roundhouse kicks the top of the box and it changes to Wave Gun)Ooh :3 (splits it in half and starts shooting at the real Richtofen)Better start being nice Richtofen,or I'm gunna slap a helmet on your head and watch your face EXPLODE FROM THE INSIDE-OUT >: D PS I'm already at Moon.I'm the voice you hear when you finish playing Samantha Says at the end.I also apoligize for the astronaut mini-bosses.I send them out to buy guns and Perks from time to time but sometimes they go berzerk and attack : /
  9. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Dempsey,I was downed behind this guy playing Richtofen in Shangri-La,it looked like the golden rod was falling out xD Also,Triple Shot Tequila.Any thoughts on the new perk? (starts shanking Richtofens with 115 shank) (takes the sickle and Juggernog out of a Richtofen's hands,snaps neck,and impales another clone by throwing the sickle)Dempsey,want another bottle?I've got a fridge of ice-cold ones in the ship already.
  10. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Dempsey,I was downed behind this guy playing Richtofen in Shangri-La,it looked like the golden rod was falling out xD Also,Triple Shot Tequila.Any thoughts on the new perk? (starts shanking Richtofens with 115 shank) (takes the sickle and Juggernog out of a Richtofen's hands,snaps neck,and impales another clone by throwing the sickle)Dempsey,want another bottle?I've got a fridge of ice-cold ones in the ship already.
  11. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Good thing I stole the original recipes,Treyarch's still pretty pissed at me for that ._. Richtofen,I'm going to shank you with a sharpened stone made of 115 that I absolutely DID NOT STEAL from Kino.Maybe you'll turn into a zombie.Besides,if you tried anything funny,I'd just shank you again with previously-mentioned 115 knife. Dempsey...I seriously hope what you said about where Richtofen keeps them isn't true. I'm going to sneak onto that ship,I'll hide in one of the ten fridges of Jugger-Nog you'll inevitably take with you.Then,once we're all done killing freakbags on the moon...I'll still have that 115 knife.Maybe I'll just spike richtofen's celebratory bottle of PhD Flopper with that.
  12. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Sure,why not?I made a duplicate.And I already have ten fridges stocked to the inch full of Jugger-Nogs. Now,if I could find a way to steal the Mystery Box next.It's so heavy!I blame the Wonder Weapons.That freaking Thundergun must weigh at least 50 pounds. I'm going to hijack a rocketship and follow you guys to the moon.I wanna kill zombies too ._.
  13. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    I actually know some German and Spanish.But I did use Google Translate because I was too busy typing German. I already have a 31-79 Jgibberishb1131613476,thank you. P.S. I stole the Jugger-Nog and Stamin-Up recipes > (makes a bottle of Stamin-Up,drinks it and runs away)
  14. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Free Ray Guns for everybody!Dempsey,just because you are my favorite,you get the only Porter's X2. Richtofen,Ich hoffe, Sie durch Napalm Zombie Feuer sterben. Dempsey,Ich hasse Richtofen, ich hoffe, er stirbt auf dem Mond.
  15. Richtofen must be getting suspicious of Takeo

    Samantha,the story about Richtofen and the rarity of tacos in Der Riese is true.I was working as an intern.I stole the DG-2 out of the box before I left :twisted: Oh wait,I said that out loud didnt I?Oops...Also,richtofen,I'm pretty sure I left a note on the box saying I took the Thundergun and RPK.that's probably why you didn't get anything good. *pets Fluffy the whole time I'm talking*
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