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What is your high score on the highly addictive game?
This thread will serve as a Forum Leaderboard for our members on "Flappy Bird." Scores will be edited into the OP.

1. TheSpeedoMonkey - 194.
2. Delta - 110.
3. Zombieofthedead - 72
4. Slade - 69.
5. Rissole25 - 56
6. TheBSZombie - 43.
7. sh3baproject - 28.
8. Naitrax - 19.
9. nayrcraig - 6.
10. Jay - -0

1. I gotta have a tiny screen: Growing up on a tiny TV, I just can't play good on a big one. I have no idea why.

2. Jumping Makes You Faster: Doesn't matter what game it is, I'm gonna be jumpin' like nonstop lol. It just feels right

3. Favorite Controller: I like damaged controllers better as well. My favorite one to use, it's analog things are actually gone, so it's just the sticks lol. I play incredibly good with it, however.

4. No Mic On Solo: I don't like being in parties when I'm playing alone, it just annoys me for some reason...

5. 1 sock on, 1 sock off: If I'm going to wear a sock, it'll be just one. One of them suckers is going off.

6. I won't text you back: Sorry, but I ain't dying for anyone

Welcome

- The Real Slim Shady

Alright, time for a revival, I'll make all of you get, shot twice
Maybe you haven't realized it by now, but I am not nice
I'm on my top grind, so great, that I belong in 2pac's time
I'm like a Tru-Moo ad on all these losers, like "got rhyme?"

I stopped tryin', to joke, so this time I'm bein' serious
If you think you can beat me, you're simply bein' delirous
Yeah.                          Crazy like a taazmanian
Devil, but I'll revile, in the fact I'm not a homosapien

I'm a monkey. But I'm still not goin' apeshit
With my crap, callin' out all you fuckers who are too basic
The greatest, most-famous, rapper of CoDz, bendin' the matrix
Till I got the latest, hit out, so ya'll can kiss my anus, I made it

Welcome bro! Hope you have a great stay here, and I'm sure you will LOVE our theories and such! Anyways, I'm starting to play zombs again so I'll probably add you.

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The wall of text! It burns us! 

Sry I was on mobile. I'll fix it lol

I think they should add more doors like someone said earlier, and I think they should make it more like BO1 in the sense of secrets. You know, more mini EE's and radios, something like Der Riese or Moon. I also like the scarier scenery and more interesting scenery from BO1 as well. The wonder weapons intrigued me and traps were awesome, too. However, I don't want a complete transition back.                

I liked a lot of what BO2 had to offer, such as Solo Leaderboards and buildables. But I want to have less of a reliance needed on buildables. They're good to use, but when you have to have them to do good, it gets really annoying. Also, I liked the innovation behind the RGM2, making a second version of a weapon. I'd like to see more of that on the next installment. What really intrigued me, however, was the Blundergat. I'd love to see other ways to upgrade weapons again, such as the acid kit from MOTD. I also enjoyed the hidden weapons from that map, more of that please. NTZ (may have been my idea btw) was awesome, I'd love to see more crossovers, such as Hijacked or Plaza. Some maps like that are fun to take a break from the story. The EE's were boring in my opinion, and the story should've been more in-deph. I liked being able to travel/teleport to new areas of the map, and the enemies were great. Grief brought fun with it's twist, while Turned sorta failed. I liked the idea behind extra modes, however. I'd like to see some new ones with dedicated, special maps.

I'd also like for there to be a way to play 2/3 player games with your friends and it still count, and if someone leaves for rounds to still keep recording (give those who leave round in which they left.) Theater was great, I'd like to be able to stream or record more with next-gen advanced features. I'd also like to have maps get cut into pieces for survival again, it made it fun for practicing in smaller areas, and was fun for shorter games. I want vehicles to return as well. Now that Eminem is in a partnership with Call Of Duty, I'd like to see them make use of his talent with EE songs. He's a lyrical genius, for heavens sake! So there's no telling what subliminal messages he could write up for zombies, plus his music is typically pumping. I still want some rock music, though, and that Johnny Cash track was great! Maybe they could throw in another Skrillex track as well. Perks were alright, hopefully they get more creative in the next release though. 

I hope they put my dream in: pro-perks. They'd need to make them insanely expensive though, and only purchaseable after like Round 55. I could imagine going up to a machine and getting a needle to inject the pro perk into you. It'd be great. I also liked the bank and weapon locker, please bring them back unchanged. They're fine as they are. I like the PAP functionality they added, and I'd like to be able to continue upgrading weapons after the first PAP by using other means like the acid kit (only to make stronger, keep attachment functionality on PAP machine.) I also want a couple new powerups, and the skinning thing was awesome! I want more of that, as well as skin packs (Imagine it Treyarch, its a win-win situation! You make loads of money, and we get something we love!) Maps with their own PAP camo was awesome too, I'd love a random camo machine to waste cash on to make my gun look good. I also want to see challenges and digging come back. Perma-perks were awesome, please keep doing that. I also want more maps, without sacrificing the quality of them. Perhaps 2 per DLC, one storyline related, and one not? Idk. I also want more traps, that are upgradeable again. I also want to start off playing as at least one of the O4 if not all, however, I want to return to the N4, and see Weasel again. Maybe even the "FIVE" crew as well? Idk, but I know it'll be a good release. Since Sledgehammer recently revealed they're making the next COD game, that gives Treyarch more time to work, and they may even make a new engine in that time! Who knows?! I hope it's a zombies-only game though. That'd be awesome.

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Happened to me before. I've also got one where everything was really bright, like there was tons of bright green and purple on the BO2 maps for me once.

If Marlton was gonna have this ability, then why wouldn't the other characters get any?
Just imagine it: Misty's Boobs of Bra-Tection: Player has to get hit 1 extra time to go down

Honestly, I like both. I probably played Solo most of the time, but that's because I had more freedom setting up and such, so it was much more easier and I liked seeing how far I could go.

That being said, I also spent TONS of time playing with my friends and Randoms. I like co-op for discovering things together, doing EE's together, going for high rounds when we all were specialized for something (ie. Medic, Main Killer, WW guy, distraction), or just to screw around.

Honestly, I think Treyarch delivered a lot for both modes, which I hope to see again. However, I do wish Custom Games played on Original with all the same settings could get you Round Records. Because 2-man matches were hard as freak to form unless you wanted to sound like a jerk and ask people to leave.

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My main ideas were on another forum, when I was good at that sorta thing lol. My main accomplishment would be Nuketown Zombies. I know no one is going to believe me of course, but I can try to find a link so I can show you guys. Anyways, on this forum I was listing a bunch of zombies maps ideas, and NTZ was on there. My idea was slightly different tho. I wanted two teams of two to start in the backyard of each house, but I guess they couldn't rip me off completely lol. I have others from that site, but I don't wanna go looking for them all, since it's from way back in the past lol

Did "Origins" end zombies for Black ops 2 well or not? 

No. The map was too centered around the EE, and it really lacked replayability in my opinion. I liked the return of the O4, and the staffs and such were pretty cool, but overall, it was too difficult/annoying at times to really wanna play it a lot. The story ending could be taken either way though. In a way, I didn't like it cause it changed how things were originally. However, if they take that ending and apply it a certain way, things could get really interesting. I believe the best best for this ending would probably be something to do with MMX's theory on it. That's what I'd like it to mean.

Will you be looking forward to more storyline or gameplay?

Really both. If I had to choose, gameplay. That's only because of the Origins ending though. If it wasn't for that, I'd choose storyline. However, the ending made it where anything could happen, so now I'm not as anxious as before to see what exactly happens. However, I would hate it if they completely abandoned using a story-line on the next map. It's really a hard decision to make. 

Has Treyarch made good on keeping to the fans and still giving a good experience?

Yes. I can see they still care about the franchise, and they definitely gave me some good memories with the maps. While I believe they could've done maybe a little more storyline-wise this go-round, they still kept me satisfied, and the gameplay was amazing. The Rank System sucked, however. 

What was the worst DLC?

Apocalypse. I just didn't want replay it much. The map was amazing, don't get me wrong, but it was too annoying to wanna play it over and over and have to do all these certain things to succeed. It felt like it was too focused on the EE, and so the actual gameplay was neglected. That's just my opinion though. 

What was the best DLC?

Probably Revolution. I absolutely loved Die Rise, and the Peacekeeper was amazing. Not to mention the (pre-patch of course) Sliquifier, and the Zombies introduction of the AN-94 (AKA My Baby). A (very close) runner-up would have to be Vengeance, however. I loved Buried and the Mark 2 as well, and it came with a Grief and Turned map as a bonus! Plus the WW could be used as a jetpack, and we had portable time machines! But Die Rise is still my favorite BO2 map.

How did the VAs and Music do?

VA's did great. The Music was alright, however, as a rap fan, I wanted a little bit of that. Because "Won't Back Down" helped me so much on FIVE. The music was still great though. I liked "Imma Try It Out" by Skrillex on Tranzit, before it was removed of course. I hated Die Rise's song. MOTD was awesome with their selection, and Origins was alright. Hopefully next time Eminem will make a track (just for zombies) on the next game. It sucks that he is instead working with Infinity Ward right now, but hey, maybe he will make an Extinction song! (That'd actually be pretty interesting) And then, he'll be even closer to Activision, and we have our chance lol. I know most of you probably wouldn't like it though because it's rap, but you can't deny that he has insane lyrical abilities. And if he used those powers to write about zombies, there's no telling how many subliminal messages he can hide in there for all you song decipherers, as well as make an amazing song. Again, that's just coming from my rap-loving point-of-view though.

What was the most innovative thing you have seen to freshen up zombies?

Probably perma-perks. They were so useful, and created so many (while fake, they were interesting) community urban legends. My favorite was the one that let you keep your perks when downed. QR would be next. Overall, I believe that this is helping to pave the way for pro-perks (which I believe if implemented, should only be available after like Round 60 or 70 or so) by adding abilities to our normal perks. Anyways, I can't wait till next season, and these are my thoughts on the ending!

I usually hate forum layout changes, but this is one I love. Good job staff!

Lol Hook I think I hushed them up for a while

Hushed?You aint hushed shit, but I hushed your homies last week with my gun, man that was fuckin fun.Watchin your niggas scream, watchin em bleed well i give your girl my big ass D that was the shit for me.

Im the man bro, you just the damn boy, go get me a fucking sandwich, and say I aint a G.

What?I aint rhyming homes? I dont need rhymes bro!

I threw it on the ground!I threw you on the ground!I threw EJ on the ground!I threw Delta on the ground!I threw--

wait what?

Those lyrics are stolen?

I through em on the ground!

Now lets get back to business, Im the Fucking KING!

kingJAQ up in this shit, im the steve of codz, the beasting of split screen.

beasting?I talk to beasting.Wings?I talk to WINGS!Steve?he aint answered me.Pish?hes down for motherfucking TCCODZG!

Me?Am I me? May-fucking-beee!!!!

You wanna battle? Well you'll for sure be in for a crisis

You're gonna get upstaged, like a show based on gas prices

My lyrics will make you blinded, all the way from your iris to eyelids

You know what I did? I make this track gold like I'm Midas.

You wanna throw a monkey bomb at me, well you're throwing at fire

I'm red-hot, so your bomb, just like simply expires

Don't think you can burn me, bro, I got the heart of a lighter

I'll burn you all down, then claim your possessions for my empire

You want a sandwich? Well first let me open my can of whoop-ass

You can't make any remarkable moves, unlike this crook has

Your attempts ain't working, you need to read the book of rap

Cause whatever you've been readin', tells me that you took trash

Out of the garbage and tried to craft something but it didn't work

You throw monkeys so you're a medic, but you can't fix yourself when ya get hurt

Cause every verse I disperse when I converse makes you worse with a curse

You're getting thrown in the dirt, has it occured, that this is something you can't reverse?

Lol Hook I think I hushed them up for a while

What up yall,time for the real monkey to step in,

move over Mr.Speedo Im the one who run this shit.

Delta your kinda cool but I will dominate you,

and that BSzombie you just full of bullshit.

Imma spend a sec,Ehjookate yall bout me,im the one,the only,Mr.Monkey.

I been running these forums near about 12 months,

and been fuckin yall girls sense I was 14.

I been round the block,had threads deleted been banned,

even fought with the Mods but yall cant stop me!

Cuz Im the Big bad Mr. Fuckin Monkey!

Now its time for the real fight to begin,

only true competition was the EJ!

But he cant spit like me,he spits shit but I spit flame.

I spit flame,I spit fame,I take pain but I gain.

I dont need rhymes,yall believe what you see,if i wanted to rhyme id make Bob write it for me!

You think you a real monkey? You shove bananas up your cooch

Meanwhile I got your family hostage, and bitch I'm ready to shoot

You think you run shit? Maybe you run shit out your asshole into ya diaper

But I got a speedo on, except when I take your bitch, and my dick's inside her

You say you had our bitches since you was 14, but you're like 12

I'll take you, Delta, Scoldon, BS, and send ya'll to hell

See? I'm the god, I just watch each of ya'll's pitiful attempts

My ocean, I'm a motherfuckin' shark watchin some fuckin' shrimp.

Cause I could eat you up, Ps TAMB did someone eat your rhymes?

Cause they're not there, the stuff is wack when I see those lines

You call Ej competition? He's not shocking, He's just some bait

That I put on a rhythm, with my lines jotting, but it was a mistake

Yep, Ej, my creation, he's nothing but a bot

And to all you fuckers, go ahead and suck my cock

Nope Slim is back, check out MMLP the second

Read between the lines, oh I bet yo ass is dyslexic

You don't like America? We come your country pulls a middle east like, "Iran"

And Delta thanks for warming my throne up, now get out of my land

You think you're important? Nah bitch you're full of horse shit

But you're not the shit, and bow down cause it's time to worship

And Scoldon, I don't drive a Ford, but I still can afford it

Get it? When I break ya neck, I break fast, just like in the morning

The rain is pouring, cause I decided to piss on your dreams

Full of misery, face it, bitch, you'll never make history

But with my victory, I can make sure that crown will get to me

So mentally, I'll make you addicted to me like I am Nicotine

So smoke that up, it's the only thing that you do right

You couldn't cut me from this game, even with a huge knife

I don't even care who tries, my message is "You Die."

Do I have to prove twice? Wait you're a pussy, so you'll have to lose nine times

Oh, and improve rhymes

(I am screwing around as well, lol don't take it too seriously)

Perhaps the charachters are ones you hear on a radio on Die Rise or something? Idk, the scenery looked different, but the colors reminded me of it so Idk

Oh, I get it.

Look at this motherfucker, he's the next Marshall!

Stick a fuckin' record label on him, give him a cool name,

Oh shit, lookout, it's Marshall Mathers the Fourth!

I don't know about you fuckers, but I actually listen to other types of music!

Rock, metal, pop, even though pop is complete shit!

Fuck it, so is country, at least to me.

I'll roll, I'll scratch, I'll jockey for ya any day,

But come on to me, tellin' me what to do,

You must have a death wish, you dense motherfucker.

Sure, I'm different, I don't rhyme a lot,

But I'm more unique than anyone you ever set eyes on before,

You better get down on the floor,

Crawl over here, beg for forgiveness,

That's right, beg to me, beg to the master!

Fuck being a peasant of the rhymes, I'll stay up here,

In my throne, crown on my head, bitches at my call,

While all you fuckers scrabble in the dirt,

Thinking your rhymes even fuckin' matter.

This was a burn.

And BS, you're not fly, rather you're falling

Down, which you are when I join your Grief Match and start balling

Question. Is this not rhyming style good or not?

They're mean insults, but there's not much actual rapping/rhyming going on. There's a little, but try to make the message you send across come out rhyming. That'd work better.

Oh, and thanks for the compliment man

Dear Hook, I wrote to you, but you still ain't calling

Maybe it's because you rhyme like Drake, but you never left the bottom

"My tea's gone cold I wonder why.."

Haha, I was just listening to Stan and wanted to put a twist on it ;)

Dear Hook, I wrote to you, but you still ain't calling

Maybe it's because you rhyme like Drake, but you never left the bottom

And BS, you're not fly, rather you're falling

Down, which you are when I join your Grief Match and start balling

Say you're Slim Shady, but you're neither slim or shady

You can spit shit all day, either way doesn't faze me

Think you deserve the mic? Man you must be crazy

I pass a bottle because you're so simplistic, like a baby

And Delta, I'll let you live this time, since I didn't get mentioned

But I'll kill you with a lyrical invention if you try an intervention

So listen closely or fail like a zombie mission cause of this musicisian

Urine Trouble, if you even get to pissing me off, that's to all you bitches!

Alright, this first line goes out to Mr. Delta

I'll cut you, slice and dice you, and I'll impale ya

Maybe my avatar is from paint, but it still beats yours

Yours gives the vibe of something that I'd wanna report

Oh and Ej, I'll bitchslap you, and have it backhanded

I'll roast you, like your thread for a club of chicken sandwich

Which makes sense, cause all you'll ever spit it birdshit

You cock-sucker, face it, my rhymes are perfect

Look, I'm down to earth, rock hard as some scissors

That's why when these bitches get up on me, they are gold diggers

I build mountains out of myself, you probably build 'em from blisters

That I gave ya, so complain about it to the shitter

Oh and Scolden, don't talk about shady when he's better than you

I'm more than a dumb speedomonkey, bitch I control this zoo

This zoo is the game, you visit once in a blue moon

You guest, so get on your menstrual cycle and ride it, KABOOM!

Want a souvenier? How about a new lawsuit to just wear?

I wear a speedo, maybe you'd all be decent if you put on a pair

Yep 2, cause just one on you wouldn't cut it

Your nana sucked my banana, and she did it in public

Delta's rap game:

Take 2.

Alright, back the fuck up.

Let Delta up in this motherfucker.

Sit back, grab a glass, son.

Cause I'm about to rip you a new one.

Delta up in this shit.

None of you fuckers can even kite like me.

None of you fuckers can even comprehend this skill.

None of you fuckers can say "none of you fuckers" like I can!

You sure you still wanna try me?

Come on, try me, you little shit.

Juggernog, speed, quick revive, double tap!

Whoops, did I make speed sound like a drug?

I'm sorry, let me make it family friendly for you!

Speed fuckin' cola. That enough for you?

I've been here since the start, bitch!

Tank, Eddie, Takeo, Nikolai!

These men make you look like a fucking disgrace!

For God's sake, one is half drunk at all times!

None of you fuckers.

Btw, I know I don't say it like you.

Cause I say it better! :lol:

Mine was when I was screwing around with some friends who suck at zombies lol.

We got on Bus Depot, turned headshots only, dogs on, started round 10, and hit up that box like CRAZY!

We all had monkeys, and instead of using them correctly, we'd throw 'em when there was like no zombies, and gather around it and scream "MONKEY PARTY!"

We had so many downs as well. Just one of those times where I wasn't so serious, and just having fun.

Runnerups:

1. The Buried EE- Was one of the first people to do it, (we kept checking the internet for steps, spent about 7 hours in 1 game, mostly walking around lol) but had rejoined in the match, so while I did get the achievement, no in-game progress counted. Did it again, and it screwed up as well. Finally, it clicked on my third try.

2. A Buried Grief Game- I was winning, even though I had a teammate with over 200 downs in about 15 rounds. And they were legit downs as well. My internet cut off right before I won, however.

Look dog, you needa back off like Miley at the VMA's

Get the act, you a gangsta? Heck, Only on Gta

Fakin' your past just to make a CD play

You're bound to die out any day, so please Decay

In this genre, I'm unstoppable

It's because I got the flow

To knock those, fake macho men out who made this game irresponsible

I don't need honor to be on a roll

Beating me is just impossible

This line ain't just blurred, it's uncrossable

Except by me, I've got the optimal skill to make hip-hop fans go

"Woah! Who taught you to rap like that?"

I grab that mic back, cut up the beat, like a knife to a track

I'm lyrically fightin' the trash that thinks swag outsources class

But I'm outspittin' these wack rappers so fast, my rhymes are gonna crash!