Speedo Cola

"Odin- (Norse mythology) ruler of the Aesir; supreme god of war and poetry and knowledge and wisdom (for which he gave an eye) and husband of Frigg; identified with the Teutonic Wotan"

Played about 4 games on Solo so far. I really like it, it kinda reminds me of Halo and Zombies. But it is still very different. I don't know how to have a secondary weapon other than the pistol though. It's still pretty fun tho

Who is the Rap God?

'Lectric J-Dawg (my rapper alter ego)

Yo whaddup people, 'Lectric J-Dawg be my name,

I'm your lightning master; Killin' zombies be my game.

I command your circuits, tell yo 'lectrons what to do

I'm the Avogadro's idol, the inhuman DG2.

I've got burnin' plasma power, st Elmo's fire in my eyes.

Feel my static power charge, watch my thunder fly.

You think you've got power? There's a new thunder cat in town.

Hear my monstrous roar when I strike into the ground.

If you want a deity with power to conduct,

You're in for a shocker; you B$&@#es ain't outta luck.

Your thunderbolt messiah ain't got time for grantin' prayers,

Cuz I'm not just a god, I'm a master zombie slayer.

I'll make you my amp'd up B$&@%es, my vicious voltage slaves.

Edison and tesla are Rollin' over in their graves.

I desecrate your chapel with my raw electric power.

Step aside messiah; it's electric Jesus hour.

Time for EJ to lay his shit down

That's right bitches its the lightning round

'Lectric J-Dawg be shockin' it, Rockin' it and droppin' it

My thunder rolls smooth, bitches tryin'a be stoppin' it

Y'all dead meat sacks tryin'a bust a rhyme

Ain't got shit on me, It's the thunderbolt messiah's time

I bomb atomically, my lightning strikes your ass down

One in a million shot, so hot you drop down

Can't take the heat? Well don't try to run

I got the speed of light bitch, The heat of the sun.

Get them weak rhymes outta here y'all, take a hike

Now who's gonna challenge me and take the mic?

Is that a challenge that I'm reading? If so, I'm ready lol

Who is the Rap God?

What does the fox say?

-Though shall leave thy party if your Voice is silenced by any means, be it lack of mic, party chat, or lack of use of mic.

I don't agree with this one. Even if their mic went out, or they don't posses one, it'd be better for them to at least hear other player's commands than no communication at all...

No competition? I guess victory is mine... for now.

Just heard today, and I was deeply saddened by it.

His videos got me into zombies, and custom zombies even though I never played Custom Zombies on my personal computer.

I heard of a petition going around to make him a NPC in Borderlands for his videos he did on that game, and I like Murder's idea as well. It would be awesome if Treyarch would release his favourite custom map on BO2 or something as a tiny DLC.

I'm gonna miss him, and I hope anyone involved's family and friends will heal in this sad moment of life.

I'm back, like ya spine, this time to blow ya mind

Plus I'm spittin' some sick rhymes in these lines

Every time I do it I make a movement without even trying

But why lose it? I make music that can make zombies die

Cause I shoot ya hip, and then hop

My song doesn't skip, nor does it stop

Come on little bitch, what you got?

Just one little flick, and ya drop

And I got rays flying from my Mark 2

To shoot you, cause I can go hard, ooh

Rhymes as deadly as the golden spork, to tear apart you

I'm just a part of Group 935 to survive and bring war to

You, cause all you do is suck, only way I do is to succeed

Plus I'm the best on CoDz to periodically bust the

Best rhymes of the times why even try to up me?

Cause you're only featured on this rap battle, that's why you get Da-Feat!

Have you ever watched Epic Rap Battles of History? Well this is kind of like that.

Someone posts a rap, and then the person below them posts a rap to combat them. Easy as that.

If you guys wanna use the beat of a song, then just tell us what song you're using, so we can kind of "imagine" what it would sound like in tune with the beat.

I don't really have an opponent, but I have to go first lol (Btw, I'm using Asap Rocky's F****** Problems Beat:

Hold up, haters getting ticked

Like the timebomb in the song that I just lit

Taking too long, when I go to spit

Off goes the timebomb, then it's done and over with

Yeah

Yeah dog, get on my level

Like Mario, nah if he grew up to be ghetto

I don't kid around, but I build my mansion out of legos

Trust me, you step on one you'll claim it's the devil

Cause I'm the speedo. The SpeedoMonkey

I find it funny cause I got money

And man I run the

place, so give a kiss to ya honey

My honey Bunny,

Like Playboy, My Monkey Country

is just stuntin' from the

Beach in our undies

They say I ain't made a song that could top my oldest

Song, but you should've known that I'd soon two-fold it

I be wearing speedos, like I wanna increase my speed

Now go drop out, cause I have given you automatic defeat!

Speedo

Thoughts on Eminem?

Who's Worse: 2 Chainz or Soulja Boy?

Skittles or M&M's?

Ice Cream or Cupcakes?

Your Favourite Vine Video?

I love these figures! I'd have me a Richtofen, Marlton, JFK, Michael Rooker, Weasel, Nikolai, Takeo, Russman, screw it, I'd buy all lol

I've went through 2 or 3. Once, the wire was cut when it fell from behind my TV and I pulled it out. Another one was a dud from the store, and they wouldn't replace it. And one has analog sticks that are pushed in. I'm thinking about buying new sticks and installing them, or pulling mine out and putting them back in.

On an old forum, I had a TON of ideas they took from me. Especially NTZ. The only difference was in my plan, I wanted two teams of two to start in the backyard of each house, like Vorukkt in a sense. But when I came here, I had already begun to take on the horrible case of Writer's Block that I still have today.

The funniest part of them using my ideas is that some of the staff followed me on Twitter like right after they announced NTZ

Also, I had some plans for a Staff WW, and Tombstone. I could compile a list of my old ideas that came in the game, but that'd be douche-ish.

Tombstone's my first favourite. It was SOOOOO useful for High Rounds on Buried.

Quick Revive is second. I just love reviving people on Zombies, so it makes that even easier.

I loved Origins's marketing, so I'll go with 2 of those:

The Pre-Release Intro, and the letters.

Oh yeah, MOTD's was fun because of the deathmatch :)

Vulture-Aid, and then Electric Cherry

Staff and Resonater.

I love Dubstep cannons lol

Imma Try It Out was my favourite on this game, even though it relates to the story in no way. I just played so well with it.

I also liked MOTD's Where Are We Going song, and I'm not even really a Rock fan.

My favourite song of all time is Five's tho lol

I picked Buried's EE, because it's the hardest one ever to me because of the last step, and I HAD to do it thrice for it to count cause it glitched,

and I picked the Golden Spork one because I loved that weapon.

I loved Origins ending as well, but haven't gotten it myself yet.

The staffs and the Paralyzer (I only voted for the Paralyzer, didn't know I could vote 2, lol). The Blundergat is my third, and I really loved it as well.

I picked Richtofen, cause he's the best character ever, but Weasel is definetly my favourite newly-introduced character in this game.

Me and a lot of people I met on here TALK A LOT. Like we make up parodies and stuff while playing. I'm quiet at night tho

Don't trust the Wiki.

Would you suggest editing the stuff I got from it out, or keeping it?