Lunatic

How many times have we died? How many times have our lives been interfered with?

... How many times will we continue to die until we get out of this damned place?

Hint 2: We used an explosion to escape.

I miss the MP40. Such a wonderful weapon.

I'd also kill to have the VR-11 on a map besides CotD. Hate that map.

Patience? Wonder Weapon?

Tombstone!

I'm a little fast and a little slow, fending off mobs with a different Mob. I'm just glad to be in the box and not a glowing drop.

I remember that before Moon came out, someone leaked the existence of Mule Kick by calling it "Three Gun Tequila." A friend of mine told me about the leak, so we called it Three Gun ever since, despite the change of names.

Quick Revive?

Babe, ya know ya want me!

I like singing the songs

Seems like a few users here like singin' the songs as well, myself included.

Stamin-Up is the best perk ever, song and effect. I also love the emblem.

Ammo: FDLASFKLDSPEIRU YEAH

PFFFT AHAHAHAHA

No idea why this got me so bad.

These are some good names, guys! Updatin' the OP right now.

I wouldn't say Superhands because it draw confusion between having fast hands like you mean it and the famous user named Superhands.

This was before my time, I'm afraid. Sorry to hear about that.

I still think it's a good name for it, however. Plus it pays tribute, if anything.

Eeyup.

"Tap Tap."

"That new perk that shocks the zombies. You know, electric something."

"You mean Electric Cherry?"

"Oh yeah!"

We do this every time. Honestly, is it that hard to remember?

No idea why I laughed at that.

I'll slap Doobles and Electric Something up there for shits and giggles.

Gersch?

I didn't mass produce something powerful.

Just remembered, a pal 'n me started going online and calling Quick Revive "Get Back Up Soda" since it pissed people off. It was pretty funny. I'll toss that into the OP.

When I'm playing Mob of the Dead, and my dipshit friend pulls the Death Machine out of the box on his first go.

Then, he PaPs it.

AND THEN, he won't move out of a corner, when anyone on the team downs, complaining he's too slow and lacking Jug.

George Romero?

I've only really heard a couple, but I was wondering if you guys had any nicknames for the perks, humorous or otherwise. The ones I've heard were:

Juggs

Get Back Up Soda/Grave Cola/Fishy Juice/Quickie/Noob Revive

Doobles/DT/Tappers

Superhands/Cocaine

Staminamin-up

The Doctor/Flopper/PhD

Deaders

Three Gun Tequila/Donkey Punch

RIP

Uselessness/(singing) WHO'S WHO!

Cherry Popper/Electric Something

Lucifer punish the man that calls Speed Cola "Sleight of Hand," and Juggernog "Juggernaut."

Eeyup. Nice.

I was the first soul to give power to the MPD (that we know of).

Why don't they just have big red button labeled suicide?

Press "X" to enter the Afterlife

I think it's pretty cool they added an ending. I wouldn't go for it more than the time required, seeing as I still haven't done it (Wish I had an Xbox), but I still think it's cool.

-Where r Tom and Superhands?

Oh my god why am I laughing so hard

I now have my new name for Speed. Thank you kindly.

Can we get a video for my laughing pleasure?

I don't tend to use them, but they aren't bad.

My memory is a bit fuzzy, so forgive me if I'm wrong, but aren't the rest of the perk machines spazzing out (aside from EC)? EC was made around the time, so it's meant to be in that part of the time stream, while the other perks were made in the future and taken back in time. Thus, perhaps those are the machines before they are used to dispense the perks, as they aren't spazzing out.

Then again, I think the unpowered machines weren't all fuzzy either, so maybe I'm wrong.

Am I really the only guy here to acknowledge the true might of the greatest Wonder Weapon here, the VR-11!? It's not meant to be shot at zombies, or even Romero. You're supposed to shoot your teammates with it! Grant some invincibility, and when upgraded, insta-kill. Always. It is simply the greatest weapon out there due to the power it can grant your comrades.

Oh, but if you really wanna shoot the zombies, at least keep shooting the human to make it explode and instant kill the zombies around it on any round, even though that's still a useless move in comparison to it's real power.

Interesting find. I had an inkling that there would be a third song, but I didn't expect it to activated like that.

I find that it's really easy to just run around the map as a whole. It's big and winding enough that you can keep alive really easily. However, I think you can train down by the laundry machine. Haven't done it much though.