Naitrax

I, uh, um, uh, um... The ravens got hit by me and I am taking them to Raven Hospital? The book is filled with cryptic directions? The Ice Pick... Oh who am I kid ding, arrest me.

1. A bag of cocaine

2. The cannon barrel of a tank

3. A phallic-shaped lollipop with bite marks

That envelope is dipped in the finest yellow-food-dye as a passcode to get into the meeting. I have to go buy a new chainsaw, as my current one is broken. That balloon is the thing I'm trading for it.

1. A vest full of explosives

2. A file marked "Plans To Blow Up School"

3. An AK-47

Officer, I can explain. You may think I'm an abductor, but I'm actually a doctor in the Severe Medical Emergencies department at St. John's. The chloroform is for my patients who really need some heavy antiseptic for their ops. That "Targets" thing is a group of women who were targeted by a Mexican drug cartel and were treated under my care. I was on my way to the police station to pass this on to the investigators. That Playboy collection? For some of my male patients who need a distraction.

1. A Nokia phone covered in white stains

2. A blanket with dried blood and a severed finger wrapped inside

3. A graffiti'ed garden gnome

Isn't it obvious? I was heading to the forest to make an offering to my lord, the one true being. Are you a disciple of Vonderhaar? I slit my wrist and draw a pentagram with my blood, place the head in the centre, light it on fire and throw in the photo, all the while reciting from our book. It makes us stronger. Heil Vonderhaar.

EDIT: Ninja'd by Infest.

Mwahaha officer, this is my death ray! It is designed by Tesla himself. No, it doesn't work. I'm going to a fancy dress party as a space-age, walnut-delivering gorilla. Yes, I am aware I only have one walnut. I already delivered the rest!

1. A large sack with a tag saying "My Personal Tools. Sexy times."

2. A meat cleaver covered in fresh human blood.

3. A small telescope.

Well, you see officer, I was bored the other night and I forgot to "check out" of the prison and missed my opportunity to leave before the night set in. So I dug my way out with that there pickaxe. The gasoline is to power my new gasoline powered fridge- aww who the hell am I kidding I'm a murderer *reaches for pick and digs it into officer's skull*

GAME OVER.

1. A duffel bag marked "Human Faeces"

2. 3 exercise balls

3. A blow-up doll

Tom Kane

Nolan North

Fred Tatasciore

Steve Blum

As the four begin work on the latest zombie map at Treyarch HQ, the unexpected happens: a breakout from Treyarch's Zombie Labs has caused the entire facility to become overrun with the undead, and the four must work together if they are to have any chance of surviving in the outbreak their game characters have survived for so long. Starring 4 renowned voice actors, a game studio and some heavy firepower, the latest instalment of Call of Duty: Zombies brings together a thrilling experience which parodies the seriousness of the story so far. Combat crazy developers and mad power-hogs in Night of the Unliving Devs, coming first on Xbox Live.

*final few seconds of the trailer are an unknown man screaming Vonderhaar's name*

Achievements:
 

• Unchained - In Night of the Unliving Devs, survive a trip down Zombie Lane.
• Karaoke Night - In Night of the Unliving Devs, activate the musical easter egg.
• Oh No - In Night of the Unliving Devs, meet the Destroyer of Games
• Next Step Confirmed - In Night of the Unliving Devs, complete the TranZit easter egg using the JZ clue.
• Conspiracy Theorist - In Night of the Unliving Devs, gain control of Treyarch.

Okay, reporting in on a whole ton of new things that have surfaced (yay for CoroCoro leaks)
First off, Mega Sceptile and Mega Swampert confirmed. Mega Sceptile is a Grass/Dragon type and has the ability Lightningrod, while Mega Swampert retains his Water/Ground typing and has the ability Swift Swim. Nice. Swampert now looks like the biggest tank ever (assuming Def. raise), while Sceptile's new Dragon typing will presumably raise his Sp. Att. We also have a Mega Diancie heading our way (a Mega and it hasn't even been released yet...)
All pictures will be at the end.
Groudon and Kyogre's new forms (pictured on the cover art) are going to be known as Primal/Prehistoric/Primeval *insert name here* (Translations are a bit up in the air atm) and they "devolve" via "Ancient Devolution/Primordial Revival", a new form of Mega Evolving which allows Groudon and Kyogre to "reclaim their power in the modern day" which should make for some very powerful Pokémon. Remember that Groudon and Kyogre were the ones who created the Hoenn region, so this can be assumed to mean they have basically come out of hibernation, and back into their true powers.
Another thing was shown and that was the redesigns for Team Aqua and Team Magma. Wow. They are so drastically different, that it's amazing they were the same teams as they were 11 years ago. Starting with Team Magma:
The grunts look largely the same, apart from a new patterned undercloth. Courtney's horns have changed colour, but thats about it. Tabitha looks like he's been eating fast food 3 meals a day, 7 days a week for 11 years.
Aqua's grunts hats are now black. Matt and Archie look like they're on steroids. Shelly's hair is now black.

May and Brandon have been given a terrible redesign. May looks messed as **** and Brandon looks plastic. if you're gonna make May look very different, at least make her look somewhat human.

Other:
Steven Stone returns and also appears to have a Mega Charizard X and is after the secret for Mega Evolution
Both the Mach and Acro Bike make a return in this game
Mega Evolution device is the Mega Bangle
 
Pictures:

I for one was very surprised to see that they were releasing the DLC within a week of announcing it.

Ghosts has probably cost them 3x as much as they've made from it, and as Clay said, they are probably only going through with these DLCs because of the "contractual agreement". 

What's the bet that absolutely everything new in the DLC was shown in the trailer? 

I also noticed the lack of a weapon DLC. They've probably hit their limits on data in the game. Too much Snoop Dogg and 420 camo.

If Ghosts was supposed to be the saviour of the franchise, IW should quit now, because their game is dead.

It is fake. You can see the small writing for Advanced Warfare right under the Xbox One bit.

Simply created as a troll to fool people into thinking that Modern Warfare "leak" was real too.

My idea for an awesome (in my personal opinion) storyline for the next game:

First map:
Cutscene shows shadowy figure banishing Richtofen (this is in the Die Rise comic form) and then Maxis laughs.

Richtofen (blue aura) is falling toward a red pit, then freezes. A distorted, demonic voice is heard: "Maxis cannot be allowed to destroy the world. This is your chance for redemption!" and his aura is frozen into the solid shape of a blue man. (Rest of cutscene will be added in a map idea I'm writing)

Then, throughout the story Richtofen works on gaining control, not via the towers, but via a 3rd way to enter the MPD with 3 new combinable artefacts to create a new Vril Generator, the Domination Device, and all the while slowing Maxis' roll of destruction. The Earth is beginning to tear itself apart. (But remember, Maxis didn't gain full control. He simply had enough power to remove Richtofen. He still needs to finish the job.)

Through this story, it is revealed that there is another Pyramid in Hollow Earth which can be taken control of, an override switch if you will, and this is what Richtofen aims to do if you follow his side of the story, and if you follow Maxis' side you aim to give him control of that too by building the Domination Device but charging it for Maxis by using electricity, compared to charging it for Richtofen by killing zombies in a certain area.

NOTE: In the O4 maps the 4th player is RichtoSam, not Richtofen. He serves more of an NPC role in this, communicating as a voice.

Once this is all done, all the Map EE's completed for the same side and the HEP (Hollow Earth Pyramid) reached, an Origins-style ending can be triggered by "Hold [use] to insert Domination Device" (There will be no trigger if the host hasn't completed all the EE's for a side)

NOTE: This ending is the same for both paths, however the Sided EE's do not come without a reward. A nice hefty 100G cheevo: "Loyalty Is No Match For Power" for Richtofen, and "A Father's Love is Limitless" for Maxis' and a special Gamerpic of a skull with special designs tailored toward whichever side you completed. This also resets progress and allows for the opposing side to be completed.

This cutscene shows Takeo holding the Device, which is glowing depending on which side you just completed, and walking toward the Pyramid while Maxis and Richtofen trade insults. Whichever side you did's being will be saying how he is so proud of your efforts and the opposing will be saying a bunch of stuff about how "it's not too late to change" and Takeo walks toward the Pyramid, surrounded by the rest of the O4, it opens, and Samantha rises from within (The Sam from Origins), saying "Surprise! So nice of you to bring me the Device, Edward!" and Richtofen curses, saying that the voice telling him what to do to assemble the device must have been Samantha, and as the Device floats into the HEP and Sam's eyes begin to glow yellow, it cuts to black.

Well.

I want to do a lot more expanding on this.

Treyarch pls use.

You can create crawlers with shotguns, or at least the Blundergat.

If aimed correctly after a certain round it will simply blow their legs off.

Glad to see you finally made an account my friend.

Welcome to the forum!

Just follow the links our Technical Support account made and you should be fine and dandy.

 Somebody just got #Rekt...

Delta

It's you who serves no function,

Never contributing a thing

Your entire life just a malfunction

Contribute less than a pug named Doug who pimps like a thug

Walk out the door before I give you some more, 

Of this flogging, hitting harder than a windmilling zombie.

Round 62 health, hit me you whore

Because I'm so strong I ain't gonna hit the floor.

Now I'm out, running out of time

Show your face 'round here again and I'll be committing a crime.

No workarounds at all?

Having had it active for some time, I initially liked the white but I think it's too much, I think we should go back to orange (in fact, we'll probably make the change back to orange today).

I think the white is only overkill on the bottom of the page. The white is perfect everywhere else, but at the bottom of the page it worked so well.

Wow guys, thanks for all the words.

Some people have questioned me, and asked how i can base all my theory off a single quote.

Why can't I? Thats how people assumed TranZit was decades after Moon.

Once you have visited the bridge once, all the Perk-a-Cola machines become powered instantly upon your return.

I do not have a video, but try going to the bridge with no perks turned on (I mean, you have a free Blundergat and Hell's Retriever at your disposal, shouldn't be too hard right?) and upon your return you will find them all powered up.

Maybe the electric chairs charge you with enough energy to somehow turn on all the perks, but to be honest it seems more like a gameplay element to me.

Good day to you all.

My name is Naitrax, and I've come here today to tell you the dark truth behind one of Zombies' most shadowy and secretive characters, Ludvig Maxis.

I'm just going to flat out say what this theory contains so you can decide whether to stick around or not.

TranZit took place very soon after Moon.

Maxis is the being "far more terrible" than Richtofen

Now, I know you're all thinking to yourselves "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!"

"But Nai, Maxis says in TranZit that he's been searching for decades for someone to help him." is probably what someone is thinking now. If not, now you are. Well, this is true. But how, you ask?

What I am here to explain is that Maxis was searching for survivors decades before Richtofen gained control.

Why that quote above contradicts is because of this quote right here, said when you first enter a TranZit game and collect a power up as Samuel (and I mean the very first time. This is a one time quote.)

 

 

"*Coughing* Excuse me, just getting used to the Aether. Wreaks havok on the pipes. Ah, right."

Notice how Richtofen says that he is just getting used to the Aether? You don't just get used to something if you've been doing it for decades, do you?

This is the reason I believe that Maxis programmed the Moon Nukes to hit the earth. He knew that he would have to power the spires in order for them to work as a catalyst to amplify his power.

This leads me to my next idea.

Maxis can't be an AI trapped on the Moon, but still somehow have the power to communicate via every electronic in the world, right? Correct.

If I can make you remember the radio on Moon where someone apparently shoots Maxis?
(Huge thanks to Black Hand Smith and DBZ for planting this seed in my mind) What if Maxis shot himself?

What this would allow the possibility for is a chance for Maxis to be absorbed into the MPD. After that, a hissing sound is heard. I believe this to be the sound of Maxis' soul being absorbed into the MPD, and then Samantha laughing because she has absorbed her father into safety?

I know this is a bit far-fetched, and it probably doesn't make sense because I'm tired but I felt like writing something so I wrote this.

Congrats if you made it this far.

Quite amazing if I do say so. I took a 2 hour break, but I'm back at it, and really loving it.

After the "tutorial" which takes up about 1/3 of the first mission, the action really picks up. Fergus and Wyatt both seem awesome, so when the time came for me to make a choice between saving one or the other, I was surprised. However, I stared Wyatt in the eyes and sacrificed him for Fergus, who reminds me of Reznov.

The weapons seem quite balanced, and even playing on the 2nd lowest difficulty (out of 5) I've died a few times. There was this one awesome scene with a cannon and a giant robot, where, if you fire your cannon at him, it it turn and do this huge charge beam and insta-kill you.

I keep accidentally throwing my knife, which is annoying. 

Commanders are annoying, as unless you defeat them without alerting them, they will call in reinforcements constantly until they are killed.

There are 16 Chapters to the game, which will hopefully provide with lots of gameplay.

There are two separate timelines, depending on who you save in Chapter 1.

This leads me to believe that the game will have much replayability, and possibly two completely different stories with different locales.

I won't be able to play after tonight until tomorrow afternoon.

This is a link to my Let's Play's first episode, will become active when it's done uploading.

Well, I'm about halfway through the first mission (I think) and it's quite amazing. The way all the sounds and the graphics with the lights and colours make you really feel like you're in there.

I've decided to do a Lets Play of this, and Part 1 is going up now.

This game is so far an 8/10

I picked this up today, just have to do a few updates (Damn Xbox One updates..) before i get into it, but from what I've seen, it's looking good.

Will keep you all posted.

Isn't the Main Chamber where the Pack-A-Punch is?

 

I could've sworn Sam has a quote about one of the songs opening the main chamber. I think it's the black one near the Excavation site.

You are correct, however, I was saying that the sign has not appeared in-game. The Main Chamber has, but the sign has not.

Something interesting I found while looking through the files for Origins is there is a signpost (like the ones that say --> and Workshop) that exists for an area known as the Farmhouse, and another for Storage, and yet another for Graveyard.
To have signs for them, they must have made it pretty far into development. I propose that the Graveyard may have just been a sign toward the Church area, and Storage may have been an alternate name for the Workshop.
Farmhouse however, I am lost at. Maybe Generator 5's area? Or the area above the Wind Tunnel?
 

PS: As an afterthought, I don't think Main Chamber made it into the game either.