A Drunk Soviet

I guess ideas are ideas I just thought that everybody was thinking of actual perk ideas not just cool perk ideas. I put thought into my perks so they sound realistic Also new perk idea that makes you immune to traps for 1000

Not mad, just can't believe how stupid some peoples ideas are, and not patch port it has to be a clever play on a soda.

You people are all complete idiots. Do any of you even know what a perk soda is, it's not some I win the game machine. It's to increase your characters abilities, Oh extra melee damage because there already isn't something that does that. Everything being cheaper wow that doesn't sound at all like a bonfire sale. Holding more perks, why that's nothing like the random perk bottle. Increase your weapon damage because there isn't there something that already does that. Nuke grenades, that's not overpowered or anything. Zombies ignoring you, good because there isn't anything that already does that. Good god are you people all stupid? And that unholy water is just fucking stupid. Here are my 2 good believable perks. Bloody Handy:1500 increases the speed you aim down sights, switch weapons, and prime grenades Yet to name:1000 fast repair of windows

everyone says that the next map is going to be in a jungle/temple and I don't disagree but there is one thing most have overlooked. When you first find the 4 guys in the room richtofen says that they must have traveled too far into the future, that means that the paradise they are sent to is in the future. past relative to call of the dead, but future relative to the rest of zombie mode

Jungle with a temple set in the future