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Rule #5: The first thing, and second and third, that you should say in an Origins public lobby is "hello" followed by standard pleasantries. NOT: "I call ---- staff! ""---- staff!"" ---- STAFF!!!!"

 

@AndyMark2 this is you.

Rule #7: Don't hog the box. One or two hits is fine but 3 or more and you're just a box hogger.

EDIT:

Damn it @[member="ETEl2NAL407"]

Changed Rule #6 to #7.

Looks amazing.

^ Which in a way, was right.

Brutus was a giant boss.

Python.

- Larger magazine

- Faster to reload (Seems it IMO)

- Looks better.

Still works. Got about $5 million. 8)

I learnt how to rip GTA V auido files from the .awc archives.

Took me a few hours, but it's done and I'm currently upload all of Michael's audio files to YouTube.

Huh, maybe I should try Red Dead Redemption sometime, no one has ever bothered with ripping audio from that game.

I can 100% gaurantee you stole those pics off Reddit.

To /r/quityourbullshit with you!!!!

Hey guys, the next GTA V DLC may have been leaked.

There's a guy called "Chr0m3 x MoDz" who searches the patch coding and found this very interesting line of code.

And, someone posted on Reddit BEFORE this was found, the "High Roller" update on Xbox.com

It was removed shortly after. (The DLC not the Reddit post)

True, or well made hoax?

Personally, I thought the Xbox.com screeen was fake. Esepcially since the "Download" button is there.

However, now that Chr0m3 x MoDz found that line of code, I think it's real.

FYI Chr0m3 x MoDz has a very good reputation in the GTA V community, I don't think he'd go to this length just to troll loads of his fans.

I think they are.

Oh yeah, I remember watching a video by some guy called CJDog or something like that and he had ripped the Five audio files.

Sadly, I went to try and find it, "This video is unavailable"

Fuck you YouTube, but I remember JFK had quotes like "I hate dogs!" and Nixon had quotes about Checkers.

E: Does anyone remember when Sam's voice changed on Nuketown???

I'm not too sure, but I think when BO2 first came out, Sam's voice was different and was changed to the normal voice for Mob of the Dead.

Can someone who owned the Season Pass confirm this? Delete the patch and play Nuketown. Grab a powerup.

I'd try it myself, but I don't own the season pass so I don't think I'd be able to try this out. :/

Hi Hells Warrior, welcome to the site. 8)

Wouldn't this topic be more suited for Site News?

INDEPENDENCE DAY DLC

Yeah. They were not easy to find either.

Every single model from COD was either for a different game OR just the MP/SP stuff, or it was a full pack with a dead link. '-_- (Damn it Mediafire stay up longer than a month please.)

Or someone who said they were gonna do it, did one or two and then stopped.

Can't take a pic yet, so I'll list all the games I have for each console I have:

Xbox 360 (on disc):

Grand Theft Auto V

Black Ops 2

Red Dead Redemption

Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare

Dead or Alive 5

Call of Duty World at War

Grand Theft Auto IV

Call of Duty 2

Final Fantasy XIII

Dead Rising 2: Off the Record

Saints Row The Third

Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed

Call of Duty: Black Ops

Dead Rising 2

Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts

Left 4 Dead 2

The Simpsons Game

Bully Scholarship Edition

Dead Island

Left 4 Dead

Angry Birds Trilogy

Assassins Creed Revelations

Lego Harry Potter (Years 5-7)

The Orange Box

Prince of Persia

 

Xbox 360 (Downloaded)

Minecraft

Saints Row The Third

Sleeping Dogs

Charlie Murder

Dead Rising 2: Case West:

Toy Soldiers: Cold War

World of Tanks

Doritos Crash Course

Doritos Crash Course 2

Lara Croft Gaurdian of Light

Dead Rising 2: Case Zero

Sonic 4: Episode 1

Halo 3

Happy Wars

 

 

PC

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Bully Scholarship Edition

 

 

Xbox Original (Played on my 360)

Crash Tag Team Racing

Crash Twinsanity

Tony Hawk's Underground

Crash Nitro Kart

Spyro: A Heroes Tail

 

 

PS1 (Played on PC with ePSXe)

Spyro The Dragon

Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage

Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon

Crash Bandicoot: Warped

 

Nintendo Wii:

Mario Kart Wii

Super Smash Bros Brawl

Mario Strikers Charged Football

 

 

Nintendo DS:

New Super Mario Bros

Diddy Kong Racing DS

Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood

Mario Slam Basketball

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games

Pokemon Platinum

Sonic Rush Adventure

Mario Party DS

Wario Master of Disguise

Mario Kart DS

Super Mario 64 DS

Mario vs Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time

 

 

Gameboy Advance: (Played on DS)

Crash Nitro Kart

Spyro 2: Season of Flame

Updated OP with the following info:

• Zombies in general was removed from the Wii version. Even the Ray Gun easter egg from the campaign is absent. (World at War)
• There was a fourth lander station that got removed. (Ascension)

Not in the gamehoaxes:

• "Five" wasn't in the Wii version due to console limitations.

Can't believe it's been a month this topic was last active.

In all fairness, I can see the image being fake and real at the same time.

Let's say it's real:

As Fated pointed out, to many things from Buried is there. Like the house and the giant hole which some light comes through, That alone is enough to make me believe it's real.

In the final version, the real screen is lacking the cutout on the left hand side. Why? No one knows.

Now, on the other hand, we don't know what Buried's beta name was. It could've been Der Krammer. Just look at Moon, that's named Paris!

Hell, everything about Buried could've been a lot different.

Being realistic, say Buried was called Der Krammer. That hints at Buried being in Germany. That raises the question, when did Germany have a wild west town?  Granted, the plate shifting may have had something to do with it, but it'd be really unfitting.

Also, for all we know, Treyarch may have used that screen as a placeholder and swapped it out towards the end, which if this screen is true, would kinda explain the lack of the cutout.

Note: I'm not saying it's real, not saying it's fake. But let's assume it is real, using my points above.

I'm gonna copy and paste a embarrassing story from yesterday that happened to me on GTA V. which I posted on Reddit.

Ugh, time to share a embarrassing story from yesterday.

TL;DR I was hit on by a Scottish Squeaker!! My Reddit name is the same as my Gamertag so that indicates my gender ffs.

He sounded about 11 as well.

He spoke English too so no idea why he started hitting on me.

I was minding my own buisness when I saw a white dot drive past me, he did a U turn and pulled up next to me, gets out and says in the squeakest Scottish accent "You're very pretty"

I didn't have my mic in at the time so I was like "0_0".

He then tells me to get in his car so we can go somewhere, at this point, I'm somewhat creeped out and legged it to my car and drove away.

He followed me! He kept asking me "Where I was going" and followed me for 5 fucking minutes and wouldn't shut up. At this point, I could clearly see he was going to follow me no matter where I go, so I plugged in my mic and told him to piss off and leave me alone.

However, someone else in the lobby was being griefed and he was too far away to see the speaker icon next to my GT. So I give up and leave.

(Also for anyone wondering why my character is a girl, it's because I created her when the Cloud was deleting everyone's characters so I assumed she would get deleted too, seeing as my last 2 characters did, she never, fast foward 8 months, level 165, so she stays.)

My friends think the situation is fucking hilarious. I think it's hilarious and creepy. 0_0

I really hope @AndyMark2 never goes offline again. I never want to be in a public session in game chat again.
 

Personally, I think the galvas are a bit clunky to even out their power.

You know how in MP the best guns often have terrible accuracy? Yeah, kinda like that.

Still looking good so far.

OK, So I played it, my opinions:

- Horrible graphics

- Horrible soundtrack

- Bland characters

- Ruined my 9350 achivement score

- 0.5/10 wouldn't play again.

I joke.

I still stand by my "Ruined my 9350 achievement score" statement though, now it's 9360!

All in all, it's a decent game, though I'm stuck on the part with the grenades and the toilet. I threw them everywhere and I still can't progress.

Everytime I tried to do some co-op, no one was playing. To me, it'll seem more fun if you're playing with friends rather than solo. Maybe a bit easier too.

Speaking of easy, I feel it's too easy NOT to die. I don't know if that'll change as the game progresses, but where I am now, it's way to easy to survive.

Good for a beat 'em up nut the one thing I really hate about the game is how there's blatent product placement, the Windows Phone.

My actual review is: 7.6/10, fun.

Downloading.

GTA V PATCH 1.14 + I'M NOT A HIPSTER DLC

New Additions

• Six vehicles have been added to southernsanandreassuperautos.com: Benefactor Glendale, Benefactor Panto, Declasse Rhapsody, Lampadati Pigalle, Vapid Blade, Vulcar Warrener
• Ten existing GTA5 vehicles have been added to southernsanandreassuperautos.com. These include single player characters’ vehicles: Albany Primo, BF Surfer, Bravado Buffalo, Bravado Buffalo S (Franklin’s), Bravado Youga, Cheval Picador, Dundreary Regina, Karin Rebel (clean version), Nagasaki Hot Rod Blazer (Trevor’s), Obey Tailgater (Michael’s)
• One new Premium vehicle has been added to warstock-cache-and-carry.com. This is a Rank-locked vehicle that unlocks at Rank 100: Benefactor Dubsta 6x6.
• Two new paint colors have been added to the Mod Shop in the ‘Metals’ category. They unlock at Rank 100: Pure Gold, Brushed Gold.
• A Pure Black window tint has been added to Mod Shops.
• Brown and pink tire smoke colors have been added.
• Two weapons have been added to Ammu-Nation: Antique Cavalry Dagger & Vintage Pistol.
• Four new jazzy vehicle horns have been added to the Mod Shops, including one which loops and speeds up / slows down as you drive.
• Over 170 new clothing items, including new outfits, have been added to clothes stores for both Male and Female characters in GTA Online.
• Four new hairstyles have been added to the barber shop.
• 10 new beards have been added for Male characters.
• Eight new animal-inspired masks (four styles with two color variants of each) for both male and female characters have been added to Vespucci Movie Masks.
• 49 new tattoos have been added to the Tattoo Parlors for both Male and Female characters.
• Eight new individual player celebrations have been added. Seven of these can also be used as actions in-game via the Interaction Menu.
• Four new paired Celebration animations have been added.

All Changes

• The Mugger now drops at least as much cash as they have stolen from the character.
• Help text has been added to assist players in where to go when they want to pay off a fee for a Personal Vehicle that has been impounded.
• Unlocks in Ammu-Nation now have explanatory text to define how they are each unlocked.
• Information regarding player stats in coronas has been changed to show win/loss before the player’s name.
• An ‘Exit’ option has been added to the Mugger menu.
• Non-personal vehicles will now spawn near the player once they have completed a Mission.
• Bonus Job Points for being the Most Valuable Player in a Deathmatch are now shown in the celebration screen.
• On the Next Job Voting Screen, players who vote for Freemode are pushed out immediately when everyone else refreshes.
• The Replay and Refresh options are now taken into consideration for a majority vote. This fixed an issue where the Next Job Voting Screen was not progressing despite a majority of votes being cast.
• The default celebration animation has been changed to Salute. This animation may also play when a selected winning celebration cannot play.
• Contact Missions will now display the contact’s name next to the Job title in the lobby.
• The “Created By” field of the Next Job Voting Screen now shows if a job was created by a player on a different platform by displaying a Social Club nickname logo.
• Next Job Voting Screen now shows job sub-types (Land Race / Air Race / Sea Race etc.).
• The Friendly Lock On option from the Interaction Menu is no longer available when the player is on a Job.
• Quick GPS has been re-ordered so that the Clothes Store and the Mod Shop are at the end of the list.
• The crew challenge celebration screen now shows the amount of money the player has earned, rather than the amount of money the team has earned.
• Players are now able to bookmark Jobs whilst in a Playlist from the Pause menu.
• Player names are now shown on Celebration Screens.
• Players are now limited to successfully completing 4 Crew Challenges per real world day. Players may attempt as many as they like until they reach this cap.
• Invites to Missions that the player hasn’t yet played will now display “Mission – New” in the feed.
• A small tick has been added to the first screen in a corona and to the Job details panel on the main map if a player has played a Job before.
• The level of difficulty is now displayed when pressing D-pad down when playing Missions.
• Fixed an issue where players were being awarded in-game R* Verified T-shirts for verified content when they had not had any content verified.
• Fixed an issue where players could be spawned in the wrong location when leaving an apartment they owned.
• Personal Vehicles no longer spawn at the wrong location when players leave the Eclipse properties.
• Fixed an issue where players who had purchased a Parachute could lose it when transitioning.
• Fixed an issue where character stats could increase when using the Friend Spectate option.
• Fixed an issue where players could potentially create a new character over their existing characters if they signed in and out of the PSN when on an idle-kick screen.
• Fixed an issue where it was possible for the Online TV Helicopter in GTA Races to be targeted by Lazers / Buzzards.
• Fixed an issue where it was possible for Crew smoke trails that have been paid for and opened, to remain locked in Ammu-Nation.
• Fixed an issue where there was inconsistency between Social Club and the game itself in terms of limits placed on bookmarked Jobs. An upper limit of 1000 has now been set to the amount of Jobs a player may bookmark.
• Fixed an issue where a player who selected to bookmark a Job was not able to observe it becoming bookmarked in-game.
• Fixed an issue where Lester’s ability “Cops Turn Blind Eye” could occasionally not last long enough.
• Fixed an issue where players were occasionally unable to Quick match into LTS Jobs.
• Fixed an issue where players could become stuck if a large number of players attempted to move from an Apartment to a Garage at the same time. Only one player can now interact with the lift at a time.
• Fixed an issue where it was possible for a player to become stuck after accepting an invite from remote player.
• Fixed issues where incorrect Alert screens could be shown.
• World Records are now correctly awarded to Rally teammates.
• Fixed an issue where overtakes were being awarded despite no overtakes occurring.
• Fixed an issue where Helicopters could behave strangely during Missions when moving near buildings.
• Fixed multiple issues involving accepting invites while in the Xbox Store.
• Fixed an issue where a player would not be able to add anymore bookmarked jobs if they reached the limit, deleted jobs, and then attempted to add more.
• Fixed an issue where Adders were missing a texture on the rear of the car.
• Fixed an issue where when players ordered a Rat-Loader they would arrive with no truck bed and have no collision.
• Fixed an issue where Akuma motorbikes could be delivered without a fender or a windscreen.
• Fixed an issue where it was possible for players to become trapped in Apartments that they had just purchased.
• Fixed an issue where some Jobs were not being ticked off as completed after being fully completed.
• Fixed a rare issue where players could respawn in a LTS match.
• Fixed an issue where cars would spawn outside of a Garage when a player spawned into their Apartment.
• Fixed an issue where it was possible for a player’s mental state to rise when killing themselves by falling from height, or by destroying their own Personal Vehicle.
• Fixed an issue where the Infernus could not be bought with a stock spoiler.
• Fixed an issue where DLC weapons were sometimes going missing after completing Jobs.
• Fixed an issue where players who were the last remaining player in a Playlist with an active spectator gained a Bad Sport increase if they quit out.
• Fixed an issue where glasses frames could clip through helmet visors.
• Fixed an issue where players could become stuck during the GTA Online tutorial if they entered the Online Store during a cutscene.
• Fixed an issue where it was possible for a player to become stuck in skycam if they accepted an invite to a UGC Race as the timer ended.
• Fixed an issue where if players were killed or DNF in an active Job they would appear visible to players who they then chose to spectate.
• Fixed an issue where vehicles that were being delivered by the Mechanic were not being picked up by the iFruit app in Mod Shops.
• Fixed an issue where if a player joined and then backed out of a Mission whilst in the Dump vehicle, they could respawn within the vehicle’s wheel.

Also remember to dolphin dive on each other ffor extra Max Ammo drops. 8) 

The reason heists keep getting delayed is because of those fuckers who use mods.

December: DNS modding, everyone became filthy rich and R* had to patch EVERYONE's account.

May: Some fucker uploads his mod menu for the PS3 and Xbox, which means pricks can now spawn UFOs and take away your money etc.

One thing that makes me sick is when people expect R* to release something when they're busy finding these exploits and ensuring they never happen again.

Best Ed Edd n Eddy pic ever.