Stevobrickhead

nick i'm down someone get me send takeo

in ascension i love all the quotes nick makes but my fav dempsey is when the teddy bear shows up and he says first u take my money then u fly away ....BITCH then when he pap a gun he says everyone doesnt like takeo but u always need that stale guy :lol:

winter's howl suxz played with it the first tyme ever and was not pleased whether had dg-2

hey want to get the bigg easter egg done jus need 4 ppl GT:stevobrickhead1 jus add and will play anytime jus send invite

From the COD forums, looks like people re getting far into this puzzle

Ok so i have been playing some ascension with some guys (F1re 8lade, Madgaz182,ac alamo 187) And we got pretty far, we was also doing the easter eggs, Heres what we done! By the way, items that are easter eggs will make the sound of wind if you look at them , a slight screaching sound.

1.So first we had to get a black hole grenade and throw it at a sparking generator outside the map by PhD flopper, if you stand on the stairs by PhD flopper the generator will be to down the stairs and to your left outside behind some stone barricades. The generator gets sucked up into the black hole!

2. Now you have to turn on a computer by stamin-up It is located just past staminup, through the door which takes you to the lander, as you open that door follow the lane round and you will see a flight of stairs to your left, go under them and you will see a computer, hold X on it!

3.Now you have to wait for the monkey round, when it turns to the monkey round you should see a button appear near the perk machines, apart from quick revive, so get one person on each machine and all press the buttons at the same time (hold the button until it dissapears) it can be tricky to find the buttons but i know that the juggernog one is oppisite the machine and to the left of the big blood splat, and the phd flogger button is on the wall to the left of the perk machine! THE BUTTONS ONLY APPEAR ON THE MONKEY ROUND AND ONLY IF YOU HAVE SUCKED THE GENERATOR INTO THE BLACK HOLE MACHINE!!!!!!

4. Then we had to initiate the launch sequence and get the packapunch room open, as soon as you enter the room where the rocket was before it took off there will be a clock (it makes the screaching sound if you look at it) on one of the walls (The wall to the left of the main entrance) Opposite the clock there will be a metal grid along the floor if you get your whole team to stand still on here you should hear the clock start to tick, stay on it till you see the second hand get back to 12 and when it does get back to 12 your screen should flash white and you will hear a nuke go off.

5. Now for the confusing stuff... the lunar landers... so basically at this point the lunar lander will start making the screaching sound, so when you take the lunar lander to a different point on the map you will see a letter in the air, make sure there is allways someone in the lander when the lander passes through the letter so that you can collect it! So it goes like this...

Speed to home I

" " flopper Y

" " staminup A

Home to flopper T

" " staminup L

" " speed N

flopper to home E

" " staminup R

" " speed S

staminup to home U

" " speed H

" " flopper M

so we think you have to pass through them in a certain order to get the next part done (If anyone can work out the anagram please post it!) the weird thing is; the first time we done it we managed to stop the lander from screaching and we got onto the next part which is even harder!

6. so now if you go back to the place were i told you about with the computer... once again follow the little path around the bend and instead of turning to the left and goin under the stairs, stop and look forward, there should be a big object with lights on it, every time you succesfuly do a easter egg a light comes on and when all 4 are on it projects a small ball of light on the floor which makes the screaching sound if you look at it, this is were we got stuck as there is nothing to do by it so you guys can give it ago and please say if you get further than us, would be helpful!

Cheers guys

u r suppose to spell LUNA this dude showed me on youtube he has a channel and here the video http://www.youtube.com/user/xGooooNzz#p/u/0/zVd9V6jytG8

on the glowing box with four lights try and do the same character to the dolls at the same tyme maybe that will help

if it doesent come out until 5am est then then countdown says 1 hour and 50 minutes away and it says until first strike come and dont say its cuse its there time zone beacuse it adds up to twelve on mine

i kno brutha amen cause im gonna be super piss if it dont that sucks if i got to wait till 4 am central time its jus not fair :(

Made a little overview, and first post, actually been on this forum for a long time, never registerd .

the second pic down to the right if u look close it looks like the speed cola machine

I was browsing the intel of the campaign and... wtf, in the project nova (If I remember well) intel was written something about the wunderwaffe program, and that an (I don't remember :roll: ) gave them a machine capable of time travel!

Now watch the NDT loading screen and...!

So I thought a theory that explain that:

Silence and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz can mean that they are sleeping=they are dead, so a survivor went into a american storage and used the teleporter to go to NDT, to prevent the 115 infection with the three tests subjects that survived the 115 exposure.

What do you think?

P.s: Sorry for my bad English.

that is a great theory but explain them going into the future and being confused

yea i made it to rd 43 and it took me 7 hours that sucked so i think it is phsically impossible so f#%^ cheaters them bastards :evil:

A "flamethrower" that emits Nova Gas. 8-)

that doesnt make since because tha crawlers r infected with it

[brains] does anybody know if there is a 3rd radio because i noticed everything comes in threes like the meteors and the filmreels? :?:

Nova 6 Gas duh!!!! :lol:

Merry Christmas really ready to visit der riese for a couple hours hope sam got me a gift better than fluffy after round 20 lol [brains]

Zombies+Campaign= Best Call of Duty Game Ever Made