A Few Possibilities on the Thief

[killallzombies]

now,i know there's been tons of different theories on the thief

but i want to point out some takes on it,that are simple,not so simple,or just overlooked

Porter,Could He Be The Thief

we all know porter,the notorious creater of the Porters x2 ray gun

now,porter created a decent amount of weapons,and i belive he saw what was coming in the future of 935

cause he had secretly figured out how to time travel

yes,i belive he took natan meteorites (if you don't know what a natan meteorite is,click here)since it was there only source of 115 (at the time)and charged up his time traveling machine,and took off into ze future

now what he saw in the future was devistating,a blow up earth and loads of zombies,so,he went back,created his weapons,and secretly built a fort to hold off the zombies

but then,the zombies overran his fort and destroyed his work (his work,as in making more weapons) so,he time traveled,but since he couldn't quite control it,it sent him to five,where he takes your weapons so he can make more of his "type" of weapons,to re-take his fort

(oh,wataya know,i just created another theory about the next map,hit two theories with one gernade)

Could Rictofen Be the Thief

okay,so in this movie i watched,a man tries to use time-travel to save his wife,but everytime he does,something else killed her

so what if rictofen tried the same thing,so since they ripped a hole into another dimension,they created alternate caracters

so in another dimention,instead of starting over,what if rictofen from another dimention,went back to five,to steal your gun,to save our crew,thats under attack (i'm not sure what he's saving them from ((besides zombies)) but mabey he just didn't give up on his capital plan)

i plan to update with more theories as i recall them

[Guest MyLittleHellhound]

aaah is this the post you were talking about?

good job, I reddit (see what I did there? Read it....ah fuck you ), seems plausible and well written.

by the way, the movie, is it TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE? :lol:

[Guest killallzombies]

aaah is this the post you were talking about?

good job, I reddit (see what I did there? Read it....ah fuck you ), seems plausible and well written.

by the way, the movie, is it TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE?

WE HAVE OUR WEINER (see what i did the- ay fuck you )