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Completely original everyone!

Chompie the Christmas Zombie. (Set to Rudolph Music)

You know all of the gutbags that so annoy Dempsey.

The nasty bone junkies that are oh so nasty!

But do you recall, the most christmas-y zombie of all?

Chompie the Christmas Zombie, ate a very jollie elf.

Burned all the rubber fruit cakes, ate the toys right off the shelfs.

All of the other zombies, wouldn't give him any brains.

So he put on an elf suit, and stole away their undead spleens.

Then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say.

Chompie with your undead smell, eat my christmas shotgun shell!

Then all the elfs they shouted, as chompie ate santa's brains,

Until a man named carbon, blew chompie to outer space!

(Music Interlude)

Then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say.

Chompie with your undead smell, eat my christmas shotgun shell!

But chompie dodged the bullet, and began to eat his brains,

Until a man named carbon, blew him into outer space!

Eat my christmas shotgun shell! (Shotgun Fires)

More to come soon!

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In the bleak midwinter (from song of same name):

In the bleak midwinter, zombie mouths will moan,

Weapons of hard iron, bullets are like stone;

Zombies fallen, 115, 115,

In the bleak midwinter, 1945.

Undead, the grave cannot hold them, nor earth sustain;

Heaven and earth shall flee away when they come to reign.

In the bleak midwinter a factory sufficed

The giant is rising, der Riese steigt.

Enough for Him, American hero, worshiped night and day,

Sackful of vodka, and a mind full of hate;

Enough for Him, unhonourable fall before,

Science and pain the last does adore.

These four angels may have gathered there,

Bullet-loads and lightning thronged the air;

But the daughter only, in her maiden bliss,

Worshipped the beloved with a kiss.

What can I give them, poor as I am?

If I were a saviour, I would bring back life;

If I were a healer, I would do my part;

Yet what I can I give them: death I do empart.

We four kings (We three kings):

We four kings: the zombie slay-ars

Bearing gifts we traverse afar

Factory, fountain, swamp and mountains

Always zombies there are.

O Girl of wonder, girl of night

Girl with burning hatred bright

Moonward leading, still proceeding

Guide us to the final fight.

Born a man on Earth's great plain

115 to give life again

Dead forever, ceasing never

Over us all to rein

O Girl of wonder, girl of night

Girl with burning hatred bright

Moonward leading, still proceeding

Guide us to the final fight.

Perk-a-colas to offer have I

powers to fight forever nigh

scientist praising, undead raising

Hunt them down, end their life

O Girl of wonder, girl of night

Girl with burning hatred bright

Moonward leading, still proceeding

Guide us to the final fight.

M.P.D, its bitter perfume

Breathes of life to the departed gloom

Screaming, sighing, bleeding, dying

She is in the stone-cold tomb

O Girl of wonder, girl of night

Girl with burning hatred bright

Moonward leading, still proceeding

Guide us to the final fight.

Glorious now behold her arise

Revenge for her father's sacrifice

"Kill them all, my little girl"

"I will end Richtoffen's life"

O Girl of wonder, girl of night

Girl with burning hatred bright

Moonward leading, still proceeding

Guide us to the final fight.

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Awesome Shoreyo!

Do you see what i see? (Zombie Version)

Said the night wind to the little boy,

Do you see what i see?

Rising in the fields little boy,

Do you see what i see?

The moans, the moans,

of the waking dead,

Walking in a heavy tread,

Walking in a heavy tread.

Said the little boy to the city chief,

do you hear what i hear?

Rising from their graves city chief,

do you hear what i hear?

The dead, the dead,

Approaching to the north,

they surround our mightiest forts,

they surround our mightiest forts.

Said the chief to the hero's of the land,

do you know what i know?

All around this once beautiful land,

do you know what i know?

You are, you are,

this city's only hope,

may you four fight with honor and with hope,

May you fight with honor and hope.

Said the hero's to the people everywhere,

Listen to what we say!

My fellow friends, fill your hearts with prayer!

Listen to what we say!

These things invade,

our homes and suddle lifes,

we must fight for goodness and light,

we must fight for goodness and light!

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