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This post fails more then your daddys condom... :facepalm:

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xi MaGiCxx

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LOL, im down for a tourny, if so....Can i be on your team dark ;p?

Seriously!

I saw it. But before i got really high and drunk and my girlfriend kim kardashian was going down on me so i wasnt really paying attention

[brains] [brains] [brains] [brains]

3 thoughts

1: they shold just re try doing the gersh

2: Takeo throws a gersh on the red dot and jumps through?

3: Shoot at the "cloudy sam" with the dms

Sorry ^^^ acidentlly posted without finishing

The forums were down and treyarch went to gamespot and there was a post on what happend and they had deleted that to, you would go to the site and it said ERROR. The server status said that error due to a major security breach. I think the hacker "GeoH0t" or George Holtz hacked his way in to mess with them because he is being sued 2mil under sony and treyarch. I think what he did was he found out the easter egg maybe. I have no more info on this just because treyarch is running around on forums trying to cover this up.

Yeah it was a glitch Me, Juggaurnautsoda (Thunderpillow), and 2 other of my friends did it yesterday. I watched the ngt video as we were doing it and following exactly what they were doing. We did it exactly right I made sure but sadly it was nothing.

Looks like were back to theories..anybody have any good ones?

EVERYBODY MESSAGE ME

xi MaGiCxx

THERE HAS BEEN A HACKER THAT HAS HACKED INTO THE PS3 NETWORK SO BAD THAT TREYARCH PULLED THE PLUG ON EVERYSINGLE SERVER AND IS CONSIDERING TO STOP THE PS3 NETWORK

DUDE THE PS3 NETWORK IS DOWN! come to party!

yup

im in msg me

xi MaGiCxx.

I cant get on tonight but i will be tomo for sure

To show my point....they DO have some hack fail safes built into the code. There is one inbuilt within zombies which programs the timeout function when you don't move within a timed parameter, you can time out. In code, they call the following failsafe "Hack shit" (literal words taken from the code)

	//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

	//FAILSAFE "hack shit"  DT#33203

	//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

	prevorigin = self.origin;

	while(1)

	{

		if( !level.zombie_vars["zombie_use_failsafe"] )

		{

			return;

		}


		wait( 30 );


		//if i've torn a board down in the last 5 seconds, just 

		//wait 30 again.

		if ( isDefined(self.lastchunk_destroy_time) )

		{

			if ( (GetTime() - self.lastchunk_destroy_time) 
				continue; 

		}


		//fell out of world

		if ( self.origin[2] 
		{

			self dodamage( self.health + 100, (0,0,0) );	

			break;

		}


		//hasnt moved 24 inches in 30 seconds?	

		if ( DistanceSquared( self.origin, prevorigin ) 
		{

			// DEBUG HACK

			self dodamage( self.health + 100, (0,0,0) );	

			break;

		}


		prevorigin = self.origin;

	}

	//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

	//END OF FAILSAFE "hack shit"

	//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

}

lol.....hackshit [brains]

thank you very much

and on another note i just look at a post that was put up not too long ago about how many rounds someones survived and couldnt help but noticed very MINIMAL people have reached round 30 or more with mention of performing the easter egg excluding you as i see you have made it to the round just not sure if you performed the easter egg o.O .

Yes I've done it, we completed the egg @ 22 but not 30 no

LOL ive done it @ 16

i don't hink theres anythi9ng in the first room, we've already noclipped through it and there was nothing

I do believe Treyarch could make Easter Egss/Hidden Rooms invisible as soon as you NoClip. It would be an easy script;

}

If player (noclip=1)

Set egg_room_1 (Empty_Wall)

Set egg_sam_vox (Vol=0)

Set egg_add_wunderwaffe (Script_void)

Set player_egg_quote_vox (Vol=0)

Set egg_sam_character_model (Texture_gone=1)

{

It would be easy, and I think that is what they did after people constantly noclipping and finding everything. Makes sense.

Yeah that makes sense. But still if you read the code it's not there. Is it possible to hide code?

we will all find the truth when the pc version comes out. noclip the map!

the xbox version has already been nocliped

Furthermore check out the information on Wiki regarding the Space Race between Russia & the US. My jaw dropped when I saw the picture, looks familiar. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_exploration

Where do Germany and Richtofen play into this? Maybe because the German rocket V-2 was the first to be successfully launched into outerspace. Wernher von Braun was the lead rocket engineer for Nazi Germany's World War II V-2 rocket project. In the last days of the war he led a caravan of workers in the German rocket program to the American lines, where they surrendered and were brought to the USA to work on U.S. rocket development.

LOL my jaw dropped to good find

!~~****WARNING****~~! WALL OF TEXT BELOW.

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The other day me, juggaurnaughtsoda, and two other friends were playing ascension to try the NGT glitch/next step. Sadly it didn't work. But as we were doing it I was hypothesizing. There are three key things in the map after you get the DM's. When you get the DM everything turns black thus indicating that the power is out again. But there are three components we have (maybe) not looked at quite yet.

There is a generator running on the wall that is by the way to swamp. You will see if your coming back to flopper. I have heard a theory that after you get the orb, you run right away to that generator and when the screen turns black and white start shooting as much as possible. When your DM's go away throw all your gershes and it will (supposdly) suck the generator into the black hole.

This does make sense. If you look at the wires that it's connected to, it is connected to a lot of things throughout this map. I don't know if this has been confirmed yet but i'm going to try in the future.

There is ANOTHER(;O) generator running when the screen turns black and white. If you run from flopper to jug and go inside the building you will see it on the left. I havn't come up with any significant theories but I guess this component of the map has been overlooked.

The last thing is the perks. Every perk is still ON even though the power is out. Who knows?

There has been other theories about somebody in the centerfuge. I discovered something yesterday. Across from the centerfuge upstairs is the juggaurnaught machine. The jug machine is actualy the "controls" for the centerfuge because somebody doesn't control it from the inside they are spinning to fast. So there is the possibility that somebody is inside but how can he be running it himself whilst inside when the controls are above. If you want to look for yourself get one person to stand beside the olympia in starter room then look across the windows. The other person go to jug and look through the windows. You can see the other person and the centerfuge.

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Well those are my theories for the week

If anybody could get any pictures please post them it would help out a lot. Im going to also try and record my attempts and post them on here everytime I do just to keep all updated with proof (because were kinda lacking that here). Anyway if anybody wants to do this with me just send me a message

XBL GT: xi MaGiCxx

Easter eggs are treats... not the game

Zombies is about seeing how far you can go

The easter eggs are just another form of entertainment not neccesary to game play.

Dont be angry COD is a great series and Zombies is a fun lil arcade game

While the easter eggs may not be necessary to game play, they do reveal the story behind the actual game and that's what I'm more interested in. Sure, the game is fun and I want to get as high as possible, but since the leaderboards are still not fixed, I hate playing online after I get to a decent round because I don't want to lose that and I tend to get bored sometimes just playing the game. So, instead of worrying too much about how high of a round I get to, I want to know more about the storyline and they could have had a decent reveal of who the mystery man actually is, and reveal something about Sam, but all they do is have him say thank you and Sam get angry and you get death machines? I didn't just do 7 steps of some random stuff in order to reveal to me nothing more than when I started. I'll agree with you that there are COD titles that are great, namely COD4 AND WAW, but it's been progressively going downhill since then. And if they're going to try and make me pay an extra 60 dollars for the new zombie maps, at least give some significant information about the story in each map. Granted, supposedly there still is a huge easter egg in Kino that hasn't been discovered yet and that may give even more info for that map and I'm hopeful that there's much more to Ascension because I think there's a lot of potential for this series, and I would hate for it to be wasted. I do want to continue enjoying the COD series, but they haven't really helped much with that lately.

Yeah, after NDU they started to make a story of it.

About that whole thing that Treyarch would finish the Easter egg with an update, they can't just do that: release a product that isn't finished, it's just like if they released Black Ops, and only half of the singleplayer was done and said " Ok so yeah guys now you guys wait a month for the rest of it altough you've already bought it" . They can't just do that...

But I'm glad you´re not giving up...

true, but still i didn't mean update i was just rambling sorry but w.e

I really hate how it may be possible that so many fanboys may have just made up that there is more after the death machine and we may be looking like idiots figuring it out.

But IM NOT GIVING UP! We will find this true or not (i know doesn't make sense).

WE ARE CALL OF DUTY ZOMBIE HUNTERS WE WILL GO TO ASCENSION KILL ZOMBIES A F*CK SHIT UP!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

LOL i with you :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

LOL lets get er done son can u get on today we gotta play

I really hate how it may be possible that so many fanboys may have just made up that there is more after the death machine and we may be looking like idiots figuring it out.

But IM NOT GIVING UP! We will find this true or not (i know doesn't make sense).

WE ARE CALL OF DUTY ZOMBIE HUNTERS WE WILL GO TO ASCENSION KILL ZOMBIES A F*CK SHIT UP!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Okay, I usually don't make too many theories, but on KDT, the wall says "Beware of the Six." And the 6th step is Wield a Fist of Iron, which many have speculated to be the death machine step. So maybe the sacrifice relates to having 2 dead teammates when you get the death machines, and then ending the round, causing the two teammates to spawn with no death machines, therefor Wielding a Fist of Iron while also Bewaring the Six?

Thats kinda what i posted in some topic. Im thinking that instead of just getting one or two people down, Why not everybody goes down therefor not only sacrificing yourself but the whole game/ round in general? It's risky, yes, but im willing to try it if anyone else is

LOL its funny how there is believers and non-believers

But anyway. I honestly just say we wait until march 3rd when the patch, and ps3/pc versions come out. I feel like we are wasting time :facepalm:

Yeah i believe blackfire, and theres some talk about there being a zombie close by. Btw

Blackfire, can we play a round i wanna try this out