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What the characters do at McDonald's


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Apologies but I had to do this. What do our characters do at McDonald's?

 

"Smokey": Gets infected by eating a McWrap and kills John "Banana" in the process.

 

Monty: Manager of the building. Get's killed by his employees once they realize their work every day is a vicious cycle.

 

The Cosmic Silverback: Bursts through a hole in the bathroom wall. Dies from the smell in the bathroom.

 

Brock: Gets lost in the playpalace while searching for Agartha. Either dies or survives.

 

Fidel Castro: Gets arrested for starting a revolution and harassing the customers.

 

John F. Kennedy: Gets shot while ordering a Big Mac

 

Nova-6 Crawler: Crawls off the walls but no one notice them because the smell is so bad already. Gets turned in chicken nuggets but no one notices the taste difference.

 

Now it's your turn

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LMAO! What were you DRINKING last night? 😂

 

Meanwhile, Nikolai’s in the back drinking the soda syrup straight out of the bags in hopes that one of them is alcoholic. 
 

Richtofen is cursing in German as Dempsey chases him around the tables with an entire McDonald’s apple pie. 

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Takeo brought his own food because McDonalds is dishonorable.

 

Sam is yelling at Eddie for getting into the playplace without taking his shoes off

 

Pernell is in the bathroom with the Elemental Shard plotting to take over the restaurant.

 

Maxis is Monty's choice for manager so Maxis is working really hard to impress him and ignoring the fact his daughter has taken control of the playplace.

 

Peter walked in wearing a McDonalds uniform he bought on eBay and is waiting for someone to point out he doesn't work there.

 

Doctor Schuster got transfered here after the previous McDonalds he worked at shut down due to health code violations. He has aspirations to be a high-class chef but finds himself stuck in a rut.

 

Doctor Groph is a member of the night crew scheming to overthrow the managers and become one himself.

 

McNamara came in and ordered a big mac with large fries, he drove home ten miles away, realized they accidentally gave him a medium fry, and is now complaining to the manager.

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Ultimis Richtofen drinks 2 large chocolate milkshakes, cause he is a man of culture and taste.

 

Starts to kill everyone in there, as soon as he noticed how the first Shake has a weaker chocolate flavor, due to the machine being used for the first time in the day. 

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