Custom zombie character qoutes?

[MrDriller]

What's your custom character and what would it's qoutes be?

[Guest bbobs2]

What's your custom character and what would it's qoutes be?

If i could have my own custom character (not in any way anything like me ) I would probably have a man with black triangle hair (Almost like jedward just more triangle-er, just to capture the scare the explosion on earth had on him) He'd have a british accent and take pleasure in what he's doing- we've had all the other steriotypes. Think of Professor Layton's accent mixed with Rictofen's craziness, weird hair but dressed well.

Quote ideas thought up on the spot (may not be good)

"Would you like one lump or two"

"How's that for a crumpet!!"

Very lousy I know but that's all i can think of. Best start thinking of more rubbish quotes + characters. :geek:

btw I'm British

[Guest MurderMachineX]

I've always liked the idea of there being a Civil War map, and if the characters were a Union soldier, Confederate soldier, Native American, and slave, to respect the war, then I think it'd be awesome if the slave would yell "Emancipate this!" when he kills a Zombie.

[Guest anguscr]

I want an old army Sergeant who's like 60 years old. Always negative about everything, everything was better in the old days.

When buying an automatic weapon:

"HOW DOES THIS THING WORK AGAIN?!"

"Well, this sure as hell aint no lever action rifle...."

Stamin-Up:

"I'm STILL too old for this shit!"

Speed Cola:

"Fah! This'll wreak HAVOC on my blood sugar..."

Killing Zombies

"John? I haven't seen you in- OOPS you're dead..."

"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you something to REALLY yell at!"

(After a spree) "Hahahaha! Now's where's my goddamn prize?"

Downed

"Someone get the butcher!"

Revived

"Ah, fuck, YOU WOKE ME UP FROM MY NAP!"

I'm loling right now.....

[Guest tanked99]

how bout a 19 year old from ohio who totally loves the pleasure of killing zombies and stamin-upthinks tanks hilarious and is his role model (then again hes pretty much the only one left)

(when drinking stamin-up) "danm thats better than mountain dew"

(when killing a sprinter) "holly crap he ran faster than me at a track meet"

(when downed)"help i feel like lohan after a party"

[Guest Undead xP]

Not exactly a custom character, but I always thought it would be hilarious if Nikolai said something like;

"HOLY SHIT, SOMEONE SPIKED MY VODKA!"

Upon drinking one of the perks or something. XD

[Guest Kill_All_Monkeys]

I just want a British character who at one point says "bloody wanker".

[Guest MexicanIlluminati]

I want an old army Sergeant who's like 60 years old. Always negative about everything, everything was better in the old days.

When buying an automatic weapon:

"HOW DOES THIS THING WORK AGAIN?!"

"Well, this sure as hell aint no lever action rifle...."

Stamin-Up:

"I'm STILL too old for this shit!"

Speed Cola:

"Fah! This'll wreak HAVOC on my blood sugar..."

Killing Zombies

"John? I haven't seen you in- OOPS you're dead..."

"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you something to REALLY yell at!"

(After a spree) "Hahahaha! Now's where's my goddamn prize?"

Downed

"Someone get the butcher!"

Revived

"Ah, fuck, YOU WOKE ME UP FROM MY NAP!"

I'm loling right now.....

Dude I LOVE this!! Most fan made characters are crap but I could TOTALLY see this working!