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It May Be Monday

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I know today is Monday, and you assume it's going to suck

But according to statistics there will be over 5,000 weddings,

10,000 childbirths and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States.

 

Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win multi-million dollar lotteries.

600 people will get a promotion at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity.

There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 Skittles eaten.

Plus, the words "I love you" will be spoken over 9 million times.

 

So again, I know today is Monday, and you assume it is going to suck,

but just smile, because when you REALLY think about it,

today is actually a pretty darn good day.

And if you REALLY think about it,

Monday isn't so bad after all.

 

-Jolteon

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Today is Monday, the day when most people have to start another week of work and school.

 

 

 

That alone is why this day is bad.

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Interesting statistics, nice post of fresh air, Jolteon.

 

That alone is why this day is bad.

Think of it this way:

You can have sex in the morning, eat a chicken sandwich during lunch and kill people in the evening.

That makes any day great.

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Interesting statistics, nice post of fresh air, Jolteon.

 

That alone is why this day is bad.

Think of it this way:

You can have sex in the morning, eat a chicken sandwich during lunch and kill people in the evening.

That makes any day great.

The last bit. Wat I don't even.

 

Also, work/school is pretty shit regardless of anything else that happens during the day. Doesn't make that day terrible, though. That said, I think people should hate on Tuesday more. Tuesday just sucks.

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The last bit. Wat I don't even.

 

What's wrong with killing people? I heard all the kids are doing it these days. Complete with fancy throwaway headsets way too close to their mouths and way too loud music playing through their living quarters while screaming profanity at the top of their lungs.

Try it. 

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Think of it this way:

You can have sex in the morning, eat a chicken sandwich during lunch and kill people in the evening.

That makes any day great.

 

This is exactly how my day played out which makes this amazing. If you would have said chicken sandwich with hot sauce I would be worried you were following me.

 

Great post Jolty, how anti-Garfield of you!

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There will also be thousands upon millions of deaths, crimes, injuries, disappointments, and general sad events to counterbalance the good stuff.

 

Mondays still suck. Cyncial 'Changer, away!

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Days of the week breakdown, courtesy of Christian Cobden is Comatose by Andrew Salmon

 

Monday= still have energy from the weekend

Wednesday= hump day

Thursday= day before Friday

Friday= self-explanatory

Saturday= self-explanatory

Sunday= relaxation day

 

So, what's the deal with Tuesdays? Nothing special, no residual energy, just lots of nothingness. Tuesdays are the worst. 

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Except it's still Sunday where I'm sitting. 

 

Enjoy your Monday, bitches!

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If you would have said chicken sandwich with hot sauce I would be worried you were following me.

Having hot sauce with your chicken sandwich is mandatory. No hot sauce = no genuine chicken sandwich.

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