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I lift bro. Do YOU even lift?

The question is not "when." The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to begin when the world needs you to? And the answer to that question is "nope."

Hershey's. I hate peanuts. I mean, of course we should take peanut allergies seriously. Of course. We should prepare foods made with peanuts seperately from foods made without peanuts. Of course. BUT MAYBEEE.... If you touch a peanut and it kills you, you are supposed to die.

Right handed. Although I am ambidextrous when it comes to... Well, certain activities. :twisted:

I don't really "listen" to music, but there is definitely lots of music I like. It would be easier to say what I don't like. Country, most pop, or anything Justin Bieber-y.

This changes basically every week, but this week it's System of a Down.

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Who is the Rap God?

'Lectric J-Dawg (my rapper alter ego)

Yo whaddup people, 'Lectric J-Dawg be my name,

I'm your lightning master; Killin' zombies be my game.

I command your circuits, tell yo 'lectrons what to do

I'm the Avogadro's idol, the inhuman DG2.

I've got burnin' plasma power, st Elmo's fire in my eyes.

Feel my static power charge, watch my thunder fly.

You think you've got power? There's a new thunder cat in town.

Hear my monstrous roar when I strike into the ground.

If you want a deity with power to conduct,

You're in for a shocker; you B$&@#es ain't outta luck.

Your thunderbolt messiah ain't got time for grantin' prayers,

Cuz I'm not just a god, I'm a master zombie slayer.

I'll make you my amp'd up B$&@%es, my vicious voltage slaves.

Edison and tesla are Rollin' over in their graves.

I desecrate your chapel with my raw electric power.

Step aside messiah; it's electric Jesus hour.

Time for EJ to lay his shit down

That's right bitches its the lightning round

'Lectric J-Dawg be shockin' it, Rockin' it and droppin' it

My thunder rolls smooth, bitches tryin'a be stoppin' it

Y'all dead meat sacks tryin'a bust a rhyme

Ain't got shit on me, It's the thunderbolt messiah's time

I bomb atomically, my lightning strikes your ass down

One in a million shot, so hot you drop down

Can't take the heat? Well don't try to run

I got the speed of light bitch, The heat of the sun.

Get them weak rhymes outta here y'all, take a hike

Now who's gonna challenge me and take the mic?

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Who is the Rap God?

'Lectric J-Dawg (my rapper alter ego)

Yo whaddup people, 'Lectric J-Dawg be my name,

I'm your lightning master; Killin' zombies be my game.

I command your circuits, tell yo 'lectrons what to do

I'm the Avogadro's idol, the inhuman DG2.

I've got burnin' plasma power, st Elmo's fire in my eyes.

Feel my static power charge, watch my thunder fly.

You think you've got power? There's a new thunder cat in town.

Hear my monstrous roar when I strike into the ground.

If you want a deity with power to conduct,

You're in for a shocker; you B$&@#es ain't outta luck.

Your thunderbolt messiah ain't got time for grantin' prayers,

Cuz I'm not just a god, I'm a master zombie slayer.

I'll make you my amp'd up B$&@%es, my vicious voltage slaves.

Edison and tesla are Rollin' over in their graves.

I desecrate your chapel with my raw electric power.

Step aside messiah; it's electric Jesus hour.

Time for EJ to lay his shit down

That's right bitches its the lightning round

'Lectric J-Dawg be shockin' it, Rockin' it and droppin' it

My thunder rolls smooth, bitches tryin'a be stoppin' it

Y'all dead meat sacks tryin'a bust a rhyme

Ain't got shit on me, It's the thunderbolt messiah's time

I bomb atomically, my lightning strikes your ass down

One in a million shot, so hot you drop down

Can't take the heat? Well don't try to run

I got the speed of light bitch, The heat of the sun.

Get them weak rhymes outta here y'all, take a hike

Now who's gonna challenge me and take the mic?

Is that a challenge that I'm reading? If so, I'm ready lol

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Who is the Rap God?

'Lectric J-Dawg (my rapper alter ego)

Yo whaddup people, 'Lectric J-Dawg be my name,

I'm your lightning master; Killin' zombies be my game.

I command your circuits, tell yo 'lectrons what to do

I'm the Avogadro's idol, the inhuman DG2.

I've got burnin' plasma power, st Elmo's fire in my eyes.

Feel my static power charge, watch my thunder fly.

You think you've got power? There's a new thunder cat in town.

Hear my monstrous roar when I strike into the ground.

If you want a deity with power to conduct,

You're in for a shocker; you B$&@#es ain't outta luck.

Your thunderbolt messiah ain't got time for grantin' prayers,

Cuz I'm not just a god, I'm a master zombie slayer.

I'll make you my amp'd up B$&@%es, my vicious voltage slaves.

Edison and tesla are Rollin' over in their graves.

I desecrate your chapel with my raw electric power.

Step aside messiah; it's electric Jesus hour.

Time for EJ to lay his shit down

That's right bitches its the lightning round

'Lectric J-Dawg be shockin' it, Rockin' it and droppin' it

My thunder rolls smooth, bitches tryin'a be stoppin' it

Y'all dead meat sacks tryin'a bust a rhyme

Ain't got shit on me, It's the thunderbolt messiah's time

I bomb atomically, my lightning strikes your ass down

One in a million shot, so hot you drop down

Can't take the heat? Well don't try to run

I got the speed of light bitch, The heat of the sun.

Get them weak rhymes outta here y'all, take a hike

Now who's gonna challenge me and take the mic?

Is that a challenge that I'm reading? If so, I'm ready lol

Good question. I would rap battle you any day. I'm not saying I would be better than you though. :mrgreen: The above is the only rap I've ever written.

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How are you doing?

Just spiffy.

Favourite band?

System of a Down.

Favourie actor/actress?

Christoph Waltz.

Where would you like to travel to? (apart from Germany of course)

Somewhere exotic. Like Canada. But not really.

Black Ops 1 or 2?

Número Dos. Just because I still play the multiplayer even with ghosts out. Probably multiplayer at its best.

Are video games a waste of time?

have You ever kissed a girl?

Only your mom.

List of burn centers in the United States

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