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I wish for a .44 Magnum.

General Shepherd comes to claim his .44 magnum, which is coincidentally the one given to you. He shoots you in the Chest and covers you in kerosene and proceeds to flick his lighted cigar onto your lifeless body.

I wish ps3/pc users didn't get dlc a month later than xbox players.

Instead they get it 2 months late!

I wish i could go to the moon.

Edit: I mean we get it one month late. Grumble...

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Revolution is free, but it takes over 10,000 MB in your hard drive or any storage area.

I wish the zombie maps were real places but without the zombies.

They are real and there are no zombies there, but there are still incoming missiles from the moon oboist to obliterate them all.

I wish I could throw my voice to sound like the demonic announcer.

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Revolution is free, but it takes over 10,000 MB in your hard drive or any storage area.

I wish the zombie maps were real places but without the zombies.

They are real and there are no zombies there, but there are still incoming missiles from the moon oboist to obliterate them all.

I wish I could throw my voice to sound like the demonic announcer.

There was a guy playing the oboe in the moon map?

You can, but it results in you never getting laid again.

I wish Lost had an ending that wasn't exactly as bad as I had said it would be while watching the first episode...

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Revolution is free, but it takes over 10,000 MB in your hard drive or any storage area.

I wish the zombie maps were real places but without the zombies.

They are real and there are no zombies there, but there are still incoming missiles from the moon oboist to obliterate them all.

I wish I could throw my voice to sound like the demonic announcer.

There was a guy playing the oboe in the moon map?

You can, but it results in you never getting laid again.

I wish Lost had an ending that wasn't exactly as bad as I had said it would be while watching the first episode...

My phone auto-corrected "about" to oboist. Lol.

It has a new ending... Which is much, MUCH worse.

I wish I had a functioning wunderwaffe DG-2 and several reserve vacuum tube ammunition thingies.

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