Can you guys catch me up please?

[zombieman9]

I was wondering if anyone would be as kind as to tell me all the new stuff in black ops 2 zombies. Because, about 3/4 of the time that everyone is talking about black ops 2 zombies, I have no idea what everyone is talking about :oops: ;. Can someone tell me all the new things? Like, What are portals in the game, whats the buildables, new perks, new characters and what happened to original crew, What are Denizens, ect. Tell me everything please. (lol I sound like a noob to black ops 2 don't I? )

[Saleenseven]

I can think of 30 changes right off the bat

-Storing money across games

-Storing guns across games

-Tombstone perk

-Greif & tranzit mode

-Bus

-Perminant perks

-Ranking system

-Green run & Nuketown

-EMP nades

-Riot shields

-Portable stuff

-Denzims jump on your face

-New boss

And much more

[zombieman9]

............okay...what...the f*ck? :shock: I gotta get this freaking game. This sucks, my parents cant afford it and im only 13! I can't get a job and pay for this :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: . btw, whats green run, grief,new boss, and... Never mind, just explain everything please ( i still sound like a noob )

[CrazyTrain0917]

If you can't afford to buy it then live vicariously through others and swing over to youtube and watch the billion and a half videos people have made. You'll learn everything you need to know. Try searching for "NGT black Ops 2 zombies" Spiderbites a good commentator and explains things nicely.

[zombieman9]

Crazytrain, I would do that, but it just makes me want to play it even more. I've actually just watched youtube videos, but it makes me want to play it even more...

[Triple Ex]

There are adorable little monkey creatures that live underground and want hugs so badly they'll chase and fly after you.

[zombieman9]

uhhh... please tell me thats some kind of metafor cause that maade no sense to me what so ever... :lol:

[Triple Ex]

uhhh... please tell me thats some kind of metafor cause that maade no sense to me what so ever...

No, that's exactly what they are.

[zombieman9]

:shock: okay I think Treyarch is... just... okay.... so they have monkey thingies chase you... what was treyarch making?

[Triple Ex]

:shock: okay I think Treyarch is... just... okay.... so they have monkey thingies chase you... what was treyarch making?

How is small monkey-like creatures that want hugs any weirder than regular monkeys that want to hug Perk Machines and Power Ups?

[zombieman9]

:shock: okay I think Treyarch is... just... okay.... so they have monkey thingies chase you... what was treyarch making?

How is small monkey-like creatures that want hugs any weirder than regular monkeys that want to hug Perk Machines and Power Ups?

I do not know. I guess it's just random... Then again, you got a point comparing the Tranzit monkeys with Ascension monkeys.

[Triple Ex]

:shock: okay I think Treyarch is... just... okay.... so they have monkey thingies chase you... what was treyarch making?

How is small monkey-like creatures that want hugs any weirder than regular monkeys that want to hug Perk Machines and Power Ups?

I do not know. I guess it's just random... Then again, you got a point comparing the Tranzit monkeys with Ascension monkeys.

Oh yeah, if you lead the Hug-Monkeys under the streetlights they'll burrow into the earth and create a magical glowing portal in the ground that'll send you to a random point in the map.

[zombieman9]

:| .....................okay im definately wtf ing right now

[Triple Ex]

:| .....................okay im definately wtf ing right now

The Hug-Monkeys only like the green light though,so you have to turn on the power before they'll lend you the use of their magical portals.

Oh yeah, there's also a skeleton made of lightning that flies around shooting lightning at you. The only way to subdue it is by knifing it or punching it in the face.

[zombieman9]

:| you're kidding...

115 post!

[Triple Ex]

I'm not kidding. Ask anyone about the Magical Flying Lightning Skeleton or the Mystical Hug-Monkeys. They're IN THE GAME.

Also there's a bus that you can pimp out with a ton of armor and stuff with a sassy robot driver that you can go running over Zombies and Hug-Monkeys with.

[Technicuddle]

Also if you shoot and or knife the bus driver that drives you around to different places on the map he'll get pissed off and either...

1:Lock the doors so you can't get out

2:Not stop at the next location (Which is actually a nice way to save time if you don't want to stop at said location)

3:Throw someone out of the bus (Fun to do if you're in a game with randoms and want to be a dick)

He has really funny lines though (Imo)

Also there is a grenade called the EMP that will stun the bus driver to where he won't work for awhile...so when you do get the game and get that grenade don't throw it near the bus.

(Also yeah the Magical Flying Lightning Skeleton and the Mystical Hug-Monkeys are in the game)

Anyway i don't care if you already knew that, i felt like typing...and it's fun watching red text guy tell you stuff.

[zombieman9]

I knew about the bus and all that... can you post a picture of the hug monkeys and magical floating electrical skeleton?

[zombieman9]

Also if you shoot and or knife the bus driver that drives you around to different places on the map he'll get pissed off and either...

1:Lock the doors so you can't get out

2:Not stop at the next location (Which is actually a nice way to save time if you don't want to stop at said location)

3:Throw someone out of the bus (Fun to do if you're in a game with randoms and want to be a dick)

He has really funny lines though (Imo)

Also there is a grenade called the EMP that will stun the bus driver to where he won't work for awhile...so when you do get the game and get that grenade don't throw it near the bus.

(Also yeah the Magical Flying Lightning Skeleton and the Mystical Hug-Monkeys are in the game)

Anyway i don't care if you already knew that, i felt like typing...and it's fun watching red text guy tell you stuff.

Thanks for info. trolling bus driver sounds fun :twisted: . I also was thinking to myself "oh wow, everyone is watching me and this guy type some freaking funny stuff "

[Triple Ex]

I knew about the bus and all that... can you post a picture of the hug monkeys and magical floating electrical skeleton?

Here's a Mystical Hug Monkey flying towards you to give you hugs.

And here's the Magical Flying Lightning Skeleton That Shoots Lightning Bolts At You.

[Triple Ex]

"This guy". I'm far more well known around here than you think. :ugeek:

[zombieman9]

That freaking monkey creature made laugh so loud, I almost woke everyone up. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT? HAHA! the electric skeleton looks challenging. to electric zombie: challenge accepted :twisted: .monkey looks like something from lord of the rings :lol:

[Triple Ex]

That freaking monkey creature made laugh so loud, I almost woke everyone up. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT? HAHA! the electric skeleton looks challenging. to electric zombie: challenge accepted :twisted: .monkey looks like something from lord of the rings

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY LITTLE MYSTICAL HUG-MONKEYS! I'm not gonna tell you their secrets then. Oh yeah, you can kill the Magical Flying Lightning Skeleton in one hit.

[zombieman9]

okay cool... i guesss

[Technicuddle]

That freaking monkey creature made laugh so loud, I almost woke everyone up. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT? HAHA! the electric skeleton looks challenging. to electric zombie: challenge accepted :twisted: .monkey looks like something from lord of the rings

I'd say the only hard thing about the Electric guy is getting the EMP grenades or the Galva Knuckles to kill him with.

After that he's not so bad...well unless he appears at the worth possible moment that is.