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God im getting annoyed at zombies tonight

I know that feel bro. My fails lately: Ascension 182 reset , Der Riese 179 (redscreen b4 jumping into tommy trap) list goes on...

DO YOU NOT REALIZE YOUR AMAZING IVE NEVER HAD A 50!!!!!!

It just comes naturally to me. Thats the reason I dont stream my games/have a YT. I mean why record/stream when every1 knows what strats you will use (and syndicate fanboys yelling haxx!!!!!)?

I dont cheat either because I HAVE nearly fried my xbox doing these 6 7 day runs. Also my 4 downs were from 161 to 179.

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A joke for you guys. Sorry if this might offend anyone, even though it really shouldn't.

Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like people knocking on their doors wanting something.

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A joke for you guys. Sorry if this might offend anyone, even though it really shouldn't.

Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like people knocking on their doors wanting something.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol:

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In my opinion, after 40 it's just a game of patience.

After 40 it is a game of probability.

You have a 2% chance of going down? Well you'll be down by Round 45.

You have 1% chance? 47.

You have a .05%? 50.

You have .00001%? 70.

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In my opinion, after 40 it's just a game of patience.

After 40 it is a game of probability.

You have a 2% chance of going down? Well you'll be down by Round 45.

You have 1% chance? 47.

You have a .05%? 50.

You have .00001%? 70.

O some maps,you have no chance if you play it right and dont get treyarched.

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In my opinion, after 40 it's just a game of patience.

After 40 it is a game of probability.

You have a 2% chance of going down? Well you'll be down by Round 45.

You have 1% chance? 47.

You have a .05%? 50.

You have .00001%? 70.

O some maps,you have no chance if you play it right and dont get treyarched.

That's only true if you have divine magic superpowers.

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After 40 it is a game of probability.

You have a 2% chance of going down? Well you'll be down by Round 45.

You have 1% chance? 47.

You have a .05%? 50.

You have .00001%? 70.

O some maps,you have no chance if you play it right and dont get treyarched.

That's only true if you have divine magic superpowers.

What is god mode for 100 points.

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Sorry for double post, but I am done with AT&T's sh*t.

Their antics are completely unrelated to whether or not the internet needs fixing, they just mess with stuff for the fun of it.

They don't wire their stuff right, and no offense, but their technicians don't even speak English properly.

I will be looking into ComCast.

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What is god mode for 100 points.

Not exactly.IDK how to do that stuff anyway. Downs:161,169,172,179 161 was from getting redscreened too quickly while waiting to drop off from DT, 169 from basically the same thing, 172 was amonkey fail and 179 was not thinking and jumping into a trap redscreened. Also, yeah I hate AT&T too delta.

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Jesus, this guy just joined my party screaming at me to put "Nathan Besset" on the mic.

I told him I'm not that Nathan and he said "Bollocks, this is probably Liam, NOW PUT NATHAN BESSET ON!"

Then he started swearing at me. Even calling me a "fucking joke" because I am apparantly Nathan Besset.

Then best part is, he claims someone gave him my Gamertag, but I remember I added him when we was playing "Five" last year.

And then he sent me his phone number in a message. O_O

I thought I made it clear that the NS in my name were my initials. Clearly not.

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How to become one with the chicken sandwich:

You don't. Either you are born into it, or you are an outsider.

But you merely adopted the chicken sandwich. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the chicken sandwich until I was already a man, by then to me it was only blinding. The chicken sandwiches betray you because they belong to me.

I actually watched that movie again today. Alfred crying at the end gets me every time.

"Whenever I eat a fish sandwich, I stop eating a fish sandwich and eat a chicken sandwich instead. True story."

-Neil Patrick Harris.

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Very very nice, Heather. :P

I lol'd heartily, loved GoW.

Also, very cute profile pic.

"What's the status down there?"

"THE STATUS IS THAT IT SUCKS!"

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Got Rocksmith 2014. Very excited. :)

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Hail to the king.

On my mind, all the time.

I am driven to do anything.

Come, comrades - fight to your death for the glory of the motherland.

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Got Rocksmith 2014. Very excited. :)

How is it? I was considering picking it up myself.

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Morning guys.Im ok with not having Shawnda now.

I couldnt get myself to work on teaser 4 lastnight...

I will today.

jake-duck,can you still do grief and turned please?

Cuz this is WAY more efficient then Pming him.

:lol:

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I couldnt get myself to work on teaser 4 lastnight...

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

You have three days :D

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I couldnt get myself to work on teaser 4 lastnight...

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

You have three days :D

Ive worked on it just not lasnight.Guys its a big thing!teaser 4 is gonna be like 5x the size of 2 or 3.Im trying,or I will be later.If its delayed again,then im very sorry.Just so u guys know,it IS being worked on though,I didnt give up or anything,I just didnt feel like it lastnight.

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If there is one thing I hate about the AC franchise it has to be the whole Desmond storyline.

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If there is one thing I hate about the AC franchise it has to be the whole Desmond storyline.

I only found out that Lucy was a triple agent a few months back, I just thought that Juno had it in for her.

I disagree though, I like how all of these Assasins will accumulate into one one being, even though that's spoiled now

That skyscraper and stadium mission in AC3 were some of my faves from the game. Shaun makes me laugh as well.

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