CDC's 'zombie apocalypse' advice an Internet hit

[way2g00d]

Khan's postings usually draw 1,000 to 3,000 hits in a week. This one — posted Monday — got 30,000 within a day. By Friday, it had gotten 963,000 page views and was the top item viewed on the agency's Web site, thanks in part to media coverage that began mid-week.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110520/ap_ ... _zombies_3

Okay guys it's time to remind every one rules of zombieland!

The Rules:

1.Cardio

2.The Double Tap

3.Beware of Bathrooms

4.Wear Seat Belts

5.No Attachments

6.The “Skillet”

7.Travel Light

8.Get a Kick @#$% Partner

9.With your Bare Hands

10.Don’t Swing Low

11.Use Your Foot

12.Bounty Paper Towels

13.Shake it Off

14.Always carry a change of underwear

15.Bowling Ball

16.Opportunity Knocks

17.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)

18.Limber Up

19.Break it Up

20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint

21.Avoid Strip Clubs

22.When in doubt Know your way out

23.Zipplock

24.Use your thumbs

25.Shoot First

26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody

27.Incoming!

28.Double-Knot your Shoes

29.The Buddy System

30.Pack your stain stick

31.Check the back seat

32.Enjoy the little things

[Crimson]

Interesting links though this has nothing to do with Call of the Dead or even CoDz for that matter. >.

[way2g00d]

True,I could have posted this on Zombie Discussion. Can some one move this?

[DoubleOZombie]

I wonder if this has anything to do with tonights "judgement day"

cuz im so fuckin ready!

[Shooter]

I cant begin to describe how happy I am to see some Zombieland love on here! That has got to be my favorite zombie movie after the original Dawn of the Dead. It's beyond me why no one on this site really talks about it. Nice job covering the rules that weren't mentioned in the film! I see someone watched the special features . Cant wait for Zombieland 2!

I wonder if this has anything to do with tonights "judgement day"

cuz im so fuckin ready!

Haha funny part about that whole rapture thing. Guess the Austalians were excluded from it knowing it's the 22nd there . Oh well though, another apocolypse survived! Lol. Oh and dont worry if you can't think of any good rapture jokes, it's not the end of the world. Haha I heqrd that joke earlier and couldn't stop laughing.