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"Okay everyone, gas around"
* Sighs*
"Give me order!"
"The Doktor has a Christmas story your you"
"Ooh story time I love it!"
"Oh joy, I'm warm and fuzzy already"
"Feel free to leave Dempsey. Or kill yourself"
"Is that mistletoe? I suddenly feel like kicking your mounth"
"Where's my wodka? Where's my where's my wodka?"
"Nikolai put down that bottle"
*Smashes bottle and yells*
"Ouch, not there"
"I have a story for you that my grandfather used to tell me when I was a little, little, little..."
"Ah, it's like grandpa used to talk about hookers"
"Nein, it's nothing like that"
"I like hooker!"
"It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse"
"I kill the mouse!"
"That's good Takeo, well done"
"The shotguns were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Zombie Klaus soon would be there"
"Oh I love Zombie Klaus!"
"Yeah"
"Takeo and Dempsey were snug in their beds"
"What?"
"While visions of murder danced in their heads"
"Murder!"
"I like murder"
"And Nikolai in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap"
"I be big spoon, you be little spoon, yeah?"
"Shh, don't tell anyone"
"Okay"
"When out on the lawn there arose such a clamor, I reached for my luger and pulled back the hammer"
"Ahahaha"
"Away to the window I flew without haste, Tore open the shutters and began to lay waste"
*Laughs*
*Laughs*
"Banzai!"
"The blood on the breast of the new-fallen dead, gave the luster of rubies all glistening und red"
*Sighs*
"When, what to my wondering eyes should I see, But a miniature sleigh pulled by filthy monkeys"
"Oh, I hate monkeys"
"And then, as I stood with my mouth all agape I heard the moaning and gnawing of those damn dirty apes."
"Because they have no honor!"
As I drew back the trigger, all set for the kill, Down the chimney came Zombie Claus, ahaha, what a thrill!"
"Ohhh!"
"He was wearing the flesh he tore from St. Nick"
"Oh!"
"And his clothes were all bloody!"
"Oh man this is sick sick"
"A bundle of limbs poked out from his sack, And he looked like a hobo, just having a snack"
"Like my brother, he is broke"
"His eyes were glazed over, his nose was not there! His cheeks were half eaten, but he had not a care! The drool from his mouth spilled onto the floor, And the stench from his carcass, I simply adored!"
"That's just wrong"
"The stump of a leg he held tight in his teeth, And he wore some intestines on his head like a wreath"
"Oh-hoh!"
"He had sores on his face and a distended belly, That shook when he moaned, like a bowlful of jelly"
"Like pregnant hooker!"
"He was deliciously gaunt, it made me giggle, And I laughed and I laughed, I wet myself a little..."
"It happens"
"A wink of his eye as it "popped" from his head, Oh how I love, the sexy undead"
"Really?"
"He's not well"
"He spoke not a word, and went straight for my heart, As I leveled my 12 gauge, and blew him apart"
*All laugh*
"Haha, Now we are talking"
"On the floor lay his finger aside of his nose, On the tree, like ornaments, were his teeth and his toes"
"Ohhh"
"And then in an instant, he sprang back to life, I threw down the gun, and reached for my knife"
"You need katana!"
"But up the chimney he went, as he gave me the finger, "Nein!" I shouted "you must stay, you must linger!" "
"No, come back Zombie Klaus"
"And I heard Zombie Klaus moan, as he flew out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-bite."
*All laugh*
"Haha, bit, get it? Ah fuck you"
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And in the darkest night
If my memory serves me right
I'll never turn back time
Forgetting all but not the time
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I don't want to rule or conquer anyone.
I should like to help everyone if possible.
We all want to help one another, human beings are like that.
We want to live by each other's happiness., not by each other's misery.
We don't want to hate and despise one another.We think too much, and feel too little.
You, the people have the power - the power to create machines.
The power to create happiness!
You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.A wonderful adventure
A wonderful adventure
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same and also:
Oh, I think I landed
In a world I hadn't seen
When I'm feeling ordinary
When I don't know what I mean
Oh, I think I landed
Where there are miracles at work
For the thirst and for the hunger
Come the conference of birds
Saying it's true, it's not what it seems
Leave your broken windows open
And in the light just streams
And you get a head, a head full of dreams
You can see the change you wanted
Be what you want to be
And you get a head, a head full of dreams
Into life, I’ve just been spoken
With a head full, a head full of dreams
Oh, I think I landed
Where there are miracles at work
When you got me open-handed
When you got me lost for words
I sing oh-oh-oh
A head full of dreams
A head full of dreams
Into life I’ve just been woken
With a head full, a head full of dreams<3
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Yesterday was a bad day. From January 28, 2020 on, the Activision Community Forums stopped existing. That place was the very start of the Zombies community as we know it, the start of discussing about story and strategy. The cradle of communities like ours. May it rest in peace
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What happened with my profile picture? Seems like someone touched my account. Anyone else has this?
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Does anyone know that feeling when you suddenly have multiple new theories in your head, but you have to study for exams soon though you are constantly distracted by the theories you wanna write?
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Wherever you are, whatever you do, you all have a special place in my heart
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Remember when we called Primis the nO4. I remember...
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With the upcoming continuation of our beloved story, let's not forget about the disgusting treatment of human beings at the Treyarch facility, the place where workers are mentally broken. Treyarch's money and our joy are at the cost of their lives. The gaming industry must change: https://kotaku.com/the-human-cost-of-call-of-duty-black-ops-4-1835859016
(And that while, ironically, CoD Zombies was the cause of an open-minded and creative individual not only doing what his boss told him but also putting his free will and time into developing this 'bonus mode')
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What is that "Olympic Champion" rank you've got?
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@anonymous a couple of years ago there was a tournament on this site and he and another player I forgot the name of have won it.
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