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DrVonstool

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  1. I'm beginning to suffer from the T-Virus...

  2. I'm beginning to suffer from the T-Virus...

    1. DrVonstool

      DrVonstool

      Mass Effect is like shit on a stick, it's an acquired taste. Bioshock is like alcohol, sometimes you know what you're doing and other times you're just fucked. Fallout is like a girl that just wont stop spending money, you love to hang with her but she's way too pricey and time is money. DOOM the original as opposed to DOOM 3 is like comparing gold to brown liquid shit. Be sure to try The Ultimate DOOM and DOOM 2 and be sure to leave DOOM 3 alone as you might contract AIDS from playing it. Also, if you do decide to get The Ultimate DOOM and DOOM 2 be sure to get the Fan-Favorite Mod "Brutal DOOM". It takes everything that's great about the original and makes it much more modern and adds executions as well as redesigned weaponry and so on and so forth. Have fun, Zed-Hunter!

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  3. I'm beginning to suffer from the T-Virus...

    1. DrVonstool

      DrVonstool

      Always have variety, senpai. The best things in life may turn out to be the things you most hate. LIKE ME! I used to despise anime and hentai. (What a fuck, I was) Soon after discovering the rage directed at that genre of art, I also discovered a beauty! I soon fell in love with anime and hentai and now I spend every night touching myself. It's not something I'm proud, it's something I enjoy. It's my way of escaping the T-Virus. See, the T-Virus is more than just "create convoluted steps that lead nowhere", it's a sign that you need a break from the game. It's a signal from your brain that you need to move on to something new. I recommend you keep playing your CoDZ until DOOM comes out. Then give that sexy bitch a run through the Demon-infestation and see if you wouldn't like one over the other!

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  4. I'm beginning to suffer from the T-Virus...

    1. DrVonstool

      DrVonstool

      Good! Your children deserve a father way more than assholes deserve some fucked weapon. As someone who wishes to retire from this, I believe that if I were you I would. Well, more or less sit on the sidelines and let everyone else do the work. You should relax and let me and the younger crowd waste our life. You have responsibilities! You have humans that need you! I'm sure you have a wife too. So, if I were you, tonight I would celebrate new years with the fams and when the kids go to sleep, treat your lady to some good ol chicken on a stick. Be sure she chokes it good, 'cause you've been hunting for a while now. :3

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  5. I'm beginning to suffer from the T-Virus...

    1. DrVonstool

      DrVonstool

      There's a cure, Ragdo11706! it's called quit! Also, hentai is my "other" hobby like CoDz is my original hobby. Once I feel the T-virus inside of me, I escape to naked girls and cross-dressing furries. Which is a type of hell for some but you know what they say! "A hell for some is a heaven for others!"

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  6. Open Question: What flawed SNN theories have y'all come across?

    1. DrVonstool

      DrVonstool

      Each room has something to do with each character. (Comm Room, Doctor's Quarters, ect.)

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