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  1. ...and today's AW supply drop challenge doesn't work. This game is just endless glitches.

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    2. 83457

      83457

      Thanks. Oh well. I'm a pretty positive guy, I'll eke some fun out of it.

      Low profile says that you are invisible to tracking rounds, i am guessing that they mean tracking drones?

    3. 83457

      83457

      Also, LP seems to be glitched on 360: explosive drones won't follow the player either.

      tdm ends, next game is Hardpoint (again). I can't even keep track of the glitches...too many. Ha. Fu sledgehammer. :)

    4. The Clay Bird

      The Clay Bird

      Actuall re: the low profile, there is a weapon attachment for some guns called "tracking rounds" which if you hit a enemy with one of the bullets the enemy glows red for a brief amount of time

      and the explosive drones are just useless, i dont think its a glitch they it just needs a buff.

  2. I'm a crippled freak who is too poor to donate. What's your excuse? You will want this forum to exist in 1 year. Loosen up those purse strings.

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    2. The Clay Bird

      The Clay Bird

      zotd, is it your money? you should be able to spend it as you please, of course im sure your pops would have concern that you may be trying to order a russian mail order bride or something :P

    3. ZombieOfTheDead

      ZombieOfTheDead

      Technically it is, but the problem now is pay pal

    4. creepertrent

      creepertrent

      Well I'm 13 almost 14 :D that is my excuse

  3. I saw a post on Fakebooc (so it may be bs); 666 years since Halloween fell on Friday the 13th. i thought the calendar repeated every so many teen years, but I'm not sure.

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    2. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      You came to the right place, we're all about brains and dead here!

    3. The Clay Bird

      The Clay Bird

      ive seen other posts on facebook stating something hasnt happened in X number years calendar wise... they are all false that ive seen. basically facebook is terrible

    4. 83457

      83457

      Yeah. I would normally know better, but lack of sleep... Duhr.

  4. I've been extremely myopic since birth. For 3 years my right eye has been 'blinder' to the point of uselessness from cataracts. Surgery yesterday means that for the first time since 1969, i can see with an eye! (snoopy dance).

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    2. Dahniska

      Dahniska

      Really awesome to hear, man. Must feel great!

    3. GRILL

      GRILL

      (Woodstalk dance)

    4. 83457

      83457

      Amazing stuff!

      Also, I'm old enough that my other lens is yellow. My new crystal lens is clear. So if i look at white with my left eye, it is yellow. But everything us perfect in the right eye. Though a little exhausted from not being used for over 3 years...

  5. How much wood does a wood truck truck since a wood truck does truck wood?

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    2. Hells Warrrior

      Hells Warrrior

      1 metres worth?

    3. The Clay Bird
    4. 83457

      83457

      I think our trucks held 2 cords. Whatever that translates to...

  6. Doess anyone have a spine in 6'6" size? Mine is useless.

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    2. 83457

      83457

      Oh well. Where's my damn clone? Where's my stem-cell spine? Maybe some organic exoskeletal armor?

    3. 83457

      83457

      I'm getting so soft from being a crip, that I'm gonna have to change my name to 8R3457

    4. MysteryMachineX

      MysteryMachineX

      Combine clay bird's and way2goo's, and you'll be good. Just give them back the leftovers.

  7. Woo-hoo! Finally beat every map in ghosts in a 2 player Safeguard!

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    2. 83457

      83457

      Most people seem to get the 20r chievo, then forget the game exists.

      Your not alone in not playing it. As usual, I'm the weird one. :) Well, read my guide, get a friend, become obsessed with it...

    3. way2g00d

      way2g00d

      Grats man. I still need to play this, perhaps I will when I find someone to play with.

    4. 83457

      83457

      Get off that x1 and do the 360.

  8. Playing this trash cod, i find myself torn as to what to call it. i have 2 names that are apropo; advanced wallbreach, or regressed warfare. both are obvious: wall breaches are common and the game its a huge step backwards for cod. which do you like more?

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    2. The Clay Bird

      The Clay Bird

      i like advanced warfare far more than ghosts. Sure there are some flaws, but overall its really fun

    3. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      Considering the advancements never before made in COD, I think AW turned out pretty good.

    4. 83457

      83457

      I'm talking about what humorous name to call this trash. I know that some people like it. Heck I'm playing it, despite finding it the worst cod since bo1. This is about titles, not reviews.

      :) So if you like it, maybe advanced wallbreach is more fitting, but if you hate it, maybe regressed warfare would be best?

  9. About 23:49 tonight, I will have been riding the Earth for 45 years. Pray to whatever that you don't live this long.

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    2. GRILL

      GRILL

      Ride, Captain, Ride!

      On your mystery ship!

    3. Boom115

      Boom115

      Happy Birthday Gramps!

    4. The Clay Bird

      The Clay Bird

      haha! NO! I pray for many more years for you good sir! Enjoy your earth landing anniversary!!

  10. I just watched the Borderlands presequel video. I can't help but think that it looks like the atrocious Borderlands 2 reskinned. BL2 was a total rip off, disappointing garbage. At least slag looks gone. But the menus and everything just scream 'BL2'. Maybe I'll rent it, but i never heard an official apology from them for BL2. Are the characters fleshed out this time? Is there actual loot worth getting? can you actually carry loot this time? Did they fire every protect manager from BL2?

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    2. The Clay Bird

      The Clay Bird

      Yeah, do you mind explaining what it was you hated about borderlands 2? Besides black ops 2 borderlands 2 has gotten by far the most hours of play from me over tha past 2 years. Great replay value, and support even to this day. Plus it was absolutely hilarious

    3. Naitrax

      Naitrax

      I absolutely loved BL2... Slag was cool, loot felt awesome and I've definitely put in over 700 hours total play time...

    4. 83457

      83457

      Sorry folk. I really disliked that game and i didn't mean to be all cranky about it. Too much to list here about why i hated it, but sorry I was so negative to a game that yous enjoy. My health is crappy and it raises my blood pressure and ire. Ha. Bad Beast, don't hate on the games.

      In short: bl had 4 characters with 3ish builds each. Guns looked cool with cool names. Loot could be carried until you could sort through the chaff.

      Bl2: no reason to play different characters, they were basically the same in game. Guns look lame, stupid names. Continuous pointless battles for loot that was almost identical, couldn't be carried due to no space. Zero replay value for me.

      I could play bl1 for hours, but a few minutes of bl2 and i had to take it out from boredom.

      On apology: the week bl2 released, i was going you rent it. But they claimed it had more guns (the variety had been mathematically proven to be way less variety than bl1) and they claimed that you could carry tins more stuff: a blatant lie. So, i bought instead of rented due to their lies.

      Good guns worth finding almost never happen, buying from machines was always better in bl2.

      The one decent source of finds was Mike Mamaril, and then they nerfed him (r.i.p.).

      So a shoot and loot with boring fighting, annoying characters (the bird is a female now, derp), no reason to loot hundreds of boxes for nothing and you can't vary what you find anyway.

      And the characters from the first game turned into retards.

      That's my issues with it in a nutshell.

      Sorry for bitching, love it if you love it, I certainly don't.

      Happy gaming!

  11. can anyone supply a link to the enemy names in exo survival? like the shotgunners are named 'grunt' the Goliaths are named AST. Thanks.

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    2. Flammenwerfer
    3. 83457

      83457

      Hi guys. I've just been doing life stuff (read: suffering) :)

      Thanks for the link, I'll check it out.

    4. 83457

      83457

      That link was exactly what i couldn't find on my own, thanks.

  12. they didn't playtest the Exodus map at all, did they? wow, what total garbage.

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    2. 83457

      83457

      Too much to even say! I want to like it...I'm sure it will get some fixes.

    3. GRILL

      GRILL

      Yup I won't play that map until they fix it.

  13. There are those who call me...Tim.

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    2. Cheesegrater28

      Cheesegrater28

      Greetings Tim the Enchanter.

    3. GRILL

      GRILL

      <multiple explosions>

    4. 83457

      83457

      That's not my stripper name! Wait, do i know you?

  14. Suffering through randoms while playing Nemesis Safeguard, i land in Showtime on round 2. 2 randies are down, the 3rd drops as i spawn in, of I wasn't there, that was game over. we win the game, I had 21 revives. They were so bad; 1 guy started every round right in the center and went Doreen within the first couple seconds of each round. It made up for the 3 games in a row where the host dashboarded.

    1. 83457

      83457

      Doreen = down...

    2. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      Silly randoms, not going down is for pros!

    3. 83457

      83457

      I had 1 down. One randy had 3 revives, each of the other 2 had 1.

      These were not pros...

  15. Randoms are Hellspawn.

    1. 83457

      83457

      That being said; i landed in a random lobby with 2 other 40-something old folk like me (and one mute), best randoms ever; we stayed together, shared packages, and won with ease.

      All other random safeguard players: 1. Your ghosts squad can revive you if you call him in when needed.

      2. Don't call him in at the start of the game, he will be dead by the time that you need him.

    2. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      People like that are only placed into the random lobby to make you think there are more like them out there...

    3. 83457

      83457

      Ha. The great xbox conspiracy! And they (the voices in my head) said i was crazy!

  16. They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing.

    1. 83457

      83457

      And if we're really lucky, they'll do it in that order.

    2. ZombieOfTheDead

      ZombieOfTheDead

      I get that reference. Good show.

    3. 83457

      83457

      Though good, it wasn't very quotable, but that was a doozy.

  17. I'm breaking 900 teeth today! (Talking extinction, not a violent face-smashing spree).

    1. InfestLithium

      InfestLithium

      Is it sad I would've correct you about the number of human teeth first before trying to stop you from killing someone?

    2. 83457

      83457

      Not really. Or maybe I'm just apathetic also.

    3. 83457

      83457

      I was was roughly 2 games from 900 (878).

      First game, last challenge glitches and robs me of 4 teeth (i got 9, for 887 total).

      Kind of doubting that I'll get 13, but i speed run another, get all challenges and pull in 14 teeth for 901 total. I'm already planning some various hybrid classes.

      For unsane reasons, i want to do Medank class melee;

      Medank Melee

      .44 magnum/ark, explosive ammo (no csa yet), feral (faster move, melee, health regen), ims (maybe vulture/sentry, I'll see when i playtest it), crowd control (shield). The idea is that I'll be so unkillable that I'll just tank-melee evening with the 25 point shield. It should technically pay for itself at that level. But i may need armor over feral...I'll find out on about my 11th game from now. Probably using pistols only relic.

  18. ghosts, showtime map. in the outskirt hallways there is a room with 'stand clear' doors that appears blue like you can go in it. how do you open that? if it was killstreak sentry gun doors, the others don't show up on the map. i want to pretend that shooting the ? targets will open it somehow...

    1. Stop Mocking Me0
    2. 83457

      83457

      Or possibly the...

  19. My "space flower and rainbow" pic were painted by my gf in the 80s. We're still friends, I was at her wedding in 2019.

     

    From 1960-something to about 2000, the rainbow flag was the all inclusive symbol of acid freaks and usually dead heads (Grateful Dead). At the turn of the century, our flag and motto were usurped by the gay community, which was mildly awkward. I don't care at all if someone is homosexual, but my pic is the old school hetero acid freak flag for any who contemplate these things and wonder. 

     

    Note the diamond stars: "shall we go, you and I, through the transitive nightfall of diamonds" -Dark Star, Grateful Dead.

     

    Happy gaming!

     

     

    1. anonymous

      anonymous

      Good to hear you're still friends with your gf from the 80s!

    2. 83457

      83457

      Thanks,  I devote a lot of time and love to these lovely ladies, I like to keep them as friends after. Only 1 ex-gf had to be perma-dumped, due to her extreme evil.

       

      My last love was a 19 year relationship that ended over 6 years back (I'm too poor, she got fat. Sigh). We go for walks every weekend and talk and do sudoku and that's enough for both of us.

       

      From now on, I'm only dating wealthy ladies. If I have to put up with a woman full time again, I'm getting paid for it. Forgive my loving misogyny, ha.

  20. worst cod ever. i feel like it's bo1 all over again. surprisingly boring and completely out of sync online. makes ghosts seem well made, which is pretty bad.

    1. Lenne

      Lenne

      Can't be worse than CoD3.

    2. 83457

      83457

      Rumor has it. Thankfully, i missed that one. Started on the nostalgic waw. Phew. I thought it was me at first, but the internet agrees: this is one of the top flops of cod. Works well offline, i wonder why the mp is so far off/freezes/glitches? Damn it sledge, i had some hope that you wouldn't poop yourself...

  21. Rhino, in extinction is either $1000, or $1300, why? I checked out 'not taking damage' and that's not it. I checked 'don't let him hit you at all', it's definitely not that. I thought maybe 30% extra for late game, but that's not it. The only thing left is critical kill, but why would they give you $1300 at the end of poc for a rhino that you never fought? The 'don't get hit' option makes the most sense, yet has been proven repeatedly to not be the case. So why the different amounts?

    1. 83457

      83457

      Ah, maybe difficulty level; they seem to vary from recruit level to veteran level. Maybe getting a hardened/veteran level Rhino gives more cashola...

    2. 83457

      83457

      To whomever cares, it does appear to be critical hits. I retested everything. I have no idea why they give you the $1300 for the last rhino of poc, but it is what it is.

  22. please stop putting kill confirmed and team deathmatch in the same new map playlist. kill confirmed sucks like a black hole. that is all.

    1. 83457

      83457

      Trying to play Nemesis maps. Got in 5 games out of 50 that weren't kc. 3 of those, it made me host so i had to leave. Seriously, fix this freaking host lag crap.

    2. way2g00d

      way2g00d

      i was wondering about that too.

  23. just got my first solo escape (poc). i farmed for a while at start, then said 'what the heck' and turd to get as far as I could. 1016, 2d, 1 relic (pistol only). stoked. got 8 teeth total.

    1. 83457

      83457

      Turd? Really phone?

      Tried...

    2. 83457
  24. I was just walking in the local park when i found a girls magic wand: big star, pink fuzzy stuff, silver handle. So I walk around waving this a bit and some woman basically grabs her kid, jumps in her car and takes off. I love being me...

    1. Mr. Jay

      Mr. Jay

      I got the same treatment when I was streaking.

      America is so not ready for naked runners yet.

    2. 83457

      83457

      Ha. I remember when that was a thing...

  25. I got my first solo poc 5 relic win! Huzzah!

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