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  1. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

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    2. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      I disagree, I find that an entire population of blind... Oh your using literary devices....

  2. Just got into a game of MC with CaptainSparklez. It is most definitely yer boiii

  3. I need a hug right now.

    1. Lenne
    2. InfestLithium
    3. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      *sniff* your hair smells like... pretzels...

  4. Not nearly as mad at people as I deserve to be. #JustClassyThings

    1. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      No one deserves to be mad… But of course… We're all mad here….

  5. Look at this guy, it's Captain Knots, Captain-Tying-Knots. If anybody needs some knots tied, go to him. BULL SHIT.

  6. IN A WOOORLD WHERE I'M PLAYING ZOMBIES

    1. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      THERRRRRREEEESSSS ONLY ONE COLLECTION YOU NEED!

      (No one is going to get that reference…)

  7. Can you feel their haunting presence?

    1. The Clay Bird

      The Clay Bird

      Do you recall it's name

      As it suggested beck and call

      This face and heel

      Will drag your halo through the mud

      Ash of Pompeii

      Erupting in a statues dust

      Shrouded in veils

      Because these handcuffs hurt to much

    2. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      Yeah, I do….>O< AND NOW 2000 OF MY POINTS ARE GONE!

    3. Inconcievable

      Inconcievable

      LIAR! KILLER! DEMON! Back To The River Aras!

  8. I-I'm Delirious, out of my mind.

    1. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      Doc brown: "I-I'm in a Delorean-us out of my time."

  9. I guess I could try coming out of my shell and talking more, but why would I do that when I could just set myself on fire and feel the same way?

    1. Naitrax

      Naitrax

      See, this guy gets it.

    2. 83457

      83457

      Repeat performances?

      Ask Daffy; some things can only be done once.

  10. Which lucky soul gets to explain who TaMB is to the newly returned MLH?

  11. You know, CoDz offers all kinds of things other than Zombies. Chicken Sandwiches, Hangman, The fellowship of some fascinating individuals. Zombies is merely the lubricant for all the individual encounters CoDz offers.

    1. InfestLithium

      InfestLithium

      "CoDz has pleasured me in more ways than I could imagine"

      - True testimony

    2. Stop Mocking Me0

      Stop Mocking Me0

      You… Probably could have worded that better infest...

    3. Boom115

      Boom115

      I don't know that he could.

  12. Sweet grandmother's spatula I'm tired

    1. Inconcievable

      Inconcievable

      >Sweet grandmother's spatula

  13. Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think... In a deeper voice.

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    2. InfestLithium

      InfestLithium

      Yell something random like "I'm tired of you leaving the toilet seat up!" and simply leave.

    3. Jarhead N

      Jarhead N

      I don't think it would be possible for me to defeat my missus in an argument anyway.

    4. ThrowAmonkeyBomb

      ThrowAmonkeyBomb

      I won an argument with a woman once....once...its...possible....

      *looks around nervously*

  14. Today I leaned that an injured soldier was abandoned, propped against a tree with only a pistol and 8 bullets. He was found later still alive, with 8 dead enemy soldiers around him. That's a true soldier.

    1. GameChanger

      GameChanger

      Tank Dempsey is a true hero.

  15. I wear the mask of sanity on CoDz. Loosely. As soon as I log out each day, I go find a baby and kick it.

  16. I wear the mask of sanity on CoDz. Loosely. As soon as I log out each day, I go find a baby and kick it.

  17. I wonder if master Tankeo is still among us using a different name.

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    2. Rissole25

      Rissole25

      It hasn't even been that long since he was last here actually. I do remember speaking to him when Die Rise hit, about We All Fall Down.

      He liked it, and liked the direction Kevin and Clark were going.

      Damn I miss him. He was an arse at the end, but I think that came with age. Him and my character in the Inception RP were going to hook up at some point.

      Anyway, my money is on TAMB, but that seems way to obvious haha. I know his alt accounts were floofy and...

    3. Rissole25

      Rissole25

      It hasn't even been that long since he was last here actually. I do remember speaking to him when Die Rise hit, about We All Fall Down.

      He liked it, and liked the direction Kevin and Clark were going.

      Damn I miss him. He was an arse at the end, but I think that came with age. Him and my character in the Inception RP were going to hook up at some point.

      Anyway, my money is on TAMB, but that seems way to obvious haha. I know his alt accounts were floofy and...

    4. Rissole25

      Rissole25

      Ah it cuts off after a certain point.

      Floofy and TripleX were his alts. But yeah, I hope he is doing well wherever he is.

  18. My goal is to eventually meet a CoDz member in real life. As long as it isn't ThrowaMonkeyBomb.

    1. way2g00d
    2. The Clay Bird

      The Clay Bird

      maybe you already have..... mwahahaha

    3. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      Oh noes. What if that jerk who cut me off on the highway was actually Way2g00? I'm sorry I cussed you out for 20 minutes Way.

  19. So I can't hear out of my right ear for the past 3 days, but I just found a can of vanilla coke in my fridge which I though I drank already, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

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    2. ZombieOfTheDead

      ZombieOfTheDead

      Lol, well I went on a plane somewhere and it basically popped my ears the rest of the way. It gets a little better... after weeks

    3. The Clay Bird

      The Clay Bird

      EJ, i would go to a pharmacy and buy an ear wax cleaning kit. I've had that problem twice in my life, and each time it was ear wax blocking the passage to my ear drum. once it was clean, I could hear soooo much better

    4. Hells Warrrior

      Hells Warrrior

      I wen't to a GIG a few years back and my mate was on the decks. I stupidly stood next to the speakers for the entire gig (8 hours or so) and went deaf for a week.

  20. I'm so sick. I need to pay a visit to Saint illness hospital. Or just stay on CoDz all day.

    1. jameslieb1

      jameslieb1

      Drake & Josh reference?

    2. Electric Jesus
    3. Electric Jesus

      Electric Jesus

      I knew someone was bound to catch it. :)

  21. Need... Sleep... But new... Site... So cool...

    1. Delta

      Delta

      Has liked this post.

      (This is going to turn our like mini Facebook but I like it.)

  22. CoDz is like a Seven / Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're aaaaalways open.

    1. Boom115

      Boom115

      and the bathroom is for paying customers only!

  23. Guess who's back, back again? CoDz is back; tell a friend.

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