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"Listen girl: Before we start you should really use the Fractalizer on me otherwise it might be too much for you." 

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"Hey babe, are you Jimmy Zielinski? 'Cause you're giving me some mixed messages."

 

"Hey babe, are you Jason Blundell? 'Cause you seem to be experiencing some dynamic weather down there."

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"Does this Juggernog smell like ether?"

 

"Play with me and I'll give you the best two rounds of your life"

 

"Was PTG or NGT the first to find your easter eggs?"

 

 

It's a true miracle that I'm not single lol

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Girl are you an easter egg? Cause I'd dedicate the entire match for you.

Call me power switch and turn me on if you want to go far.

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Hey baby, you turn my thundergun into.a zeus cannon

Yes i know it sucks.

Hey baby i got stamin up and speed cola...wanna see how fast my hands are and how long i last?

Worse ever^

Sent from my SGH-T599N using Tapatalk

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I play zombies like I have sex. I last a little longer each time.

 

Or alternatively,

 

My zombies record is lasting 68 rounds, how about we reach for 69?

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I'm not taking credit for this, someone said it in a "what wonder weapon are you?" thread.

I'm like the paralyzer because I'm huge but only last 115 seconds.

Or instead

Are you the Tank because I wanna be on you.

Let me invigorate you with the end of my staff.

I almost feel compelled to make a one inch punch joke, (you know. fist.) but I'm not going to get that specific. But I'm basically cheating by saying this now, because it still puts the thought in your mind, which achieves the same effect as actually making the joke but without holding me responsible. so ha!

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Hey girl believe me when I say that I am a keeper. 

 

Hey girl one night with me makes you forget everything post Black Ops 1.

 

Reviving good threads is so much fun. ;)

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If your girl's orgasm doesn't look like she just got zapped by your wunderwaffle, then your doing it wrong.

Edited by Newton's Law

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Hey girl, forget what I did with my last 9 wives. You are different, I won't do that with you. I swear on my vodka, да?

 

"Hah, I won't forget this one. My 10th wife died by blowing up Earth, fun times."

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"Hey, you been to the Pentagon? Because I'll take you Five sides 'round that ass!"

"Hey babe, wanna see my Eisendrache?"

"I'll be the Shadowman to your Doctor Monty..."

"Can I give you head? How about three?"

"They don't call me 'The Giant' for nothing!"

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