Corrupt-A-Wish

[Delta]

Anyone ever played this? No? Then read this below:

Okay, the point of the game is to corrupt someone's wish. Pretty simple.

One person says: I wish for a car.

Next person says: The car has no wheels. I wish for money.

So, like this:

Qwertyuiop: I wish for money.

Zxcvbnm: You get $1. I wish for a lollipop.

Asdfghjkl: Your lollipop is made of hair. I wish for a crayon.

And so on. If you guys like this, I actually dug up a few more games that could work here.

I'll start.

I wish for wings.

[JakeDuck]

You get three wings, two on one side.

I wish for eternal life.

[yellow-card8]

Eternal life in hell

I wish to be a Pokemon Trainer

Regards Yellow-card8

[JakeDuck]

A level 1 Magikarp is your starter.

I wish for a large house.

[MyLittleHellhound]

Your large house has no rooms, only one empty space.

I wish for a better computer.

[yellow-card8]

The computer is a Mac

I wish for the world to be like an anime

Regards Yellow-card8

[JakeDuck]

The Anime world is Sword Art Online.

I wish for knowledge of everything.

[Electric Jesus]

The Anime world is Sword Art Online.

I wish for knowledge of everything.

You kill yourself when you realize Santa isn't real.

I wish I was the batman.

[JakeDuck]

Your parents are still alive and ground you for dressing weirdly.

I wish I were famous.

[InfestLithium]

You became famous on YouTube for being a drunk in Disneyland causing you to be sentenced to Disney prison.

I wish for hardwood flooring.

[yellow-card8]

Your floor is made out of "man meat" if you know what I mean

I wish I had a tablet

Regards Yellow-card8

[Delta]

Your tablet has a fatal manufacturing error and will not turn on once you receive it.

I wish for a piece of paper.

[JakeDuck]

Your floor is made out of "man meat" if you know what I mean

I wish I had a tablet

Regards Yellow-card8

You get this:

Your tablet has a fatal manufacturing error and will not turn on once you receive it.

I wish for a piece of paper.

The paper has a picture of Snooki on it.

I wish for unlimited bacon.

[83457]

You marry a cop.

I wish for a hotrod.

[MysteryMachineX]

Some of you don't seem to get the game. Some of you are giving GOOD alternatives, like a Mac. And some just plain don't make sense, violating the wish. And you can't violate someone's free will, Electric. Their reaction you can't control. The game is supposed to be like you're a genie, who tries to turn the wish against them.

@Jake-Duck:

A rain cloud raining soggy bacon follows you for the rest of your life and beyond death. Eventually the world is covered in it.

I wish for a machine that can answer your questions about anything as well as be a friend.

[JakeDuck]

Some of you don't seem to get the game. Some of you are giving GOOD alternatives, like a Mac. And some just plain don't make sense, violating the wish. And you can't violate someone's free will, Electric. Their reaction you can't control. The game is supposed to be like you're a genie, who tries to turn the wish against them.

I wish for a machine that can answer your questions about anything as well as be a friend.

The joke is that Macs are not good for gamers, as most games are not compatible with them.

You get a magic 8 ball.

I wish I were a real boy.

[MysteryMachineX]

But consider the game at hand. A lot of people love Macs. You likely just helped them. That's not good for a genie.

Nothing happens; your wish was wasted.

I wish for the Mushroom Kingdom to be real.

[JakeDuck]

Someone bumps into you and you die.

I wish for world peace domination.

[83457]

Someone bumps into you and you die.

I wish for world peace domination.

You get it, but the other team has B and C and you are spawn trapped for life.

I want murder to get the bacon joke.... I wish to fly.

[Electric Jesus]

Your Mario 64 wing cap runs out when you are over a chasm and you plummet to your death.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

[Delta]

You are not eaten, and are instead dropped on the floor and roll under a stove where you will rot.

I wish the zombie apocalypse was real.

[Electric Jesus]

You are not eaten, and are instead dropped on the floor and roll under a stove where you will rot.

I wish the zombie apocalypse was real.

Sam mistakes you for richtofen and billions arrive at your door.

I wish for nothing. :mrgreen:

[83457]

You are not eaten, and are instead dropped on the floor and roll under a stove where you will rot.

I wish the zombie apocalypse was real.

Sam mistakes you for richtofen and billions arrive at your door.

I wish for nothing.

You teleport naked into space...

I wish for sex-starved adolescent females....'

[deathb4di2h0nor]

You are not eaten, and are instead dropped on the floor and roll under a stove where you will rot.

I wish the zombie apocalypse was real.

Sam mistakes you for richtofen and billions arrive at your door.

I wish for nothing.

You teleport naked into space...

I wish for sex-starved adolescent females....'

Chris Hansen emerges from the back room to bust your nasty ass.

I wish for never ending supply of beer.

[Jew Feedz]

The beer is forever warm

I wish to record 5 shows at once