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You know that you ain't even got it like that,

Go ahead and get Ed, I'll get the body bag tags.

Cause people always talk it but they walk it right back.

You know that the pistol makes sounds like "ratata tat tat"

Braggin bout your mackin when you're actin all whack.

Servin' crack and maxin' stacks like I'll never get wacked.

But if they run up on me, I'll have mine to lay 'em flat.

My guns can rip and flip you like a cherry flap jack.

Bring it back, this is currently the best s*** ever.

Got so much power like I just pulled the lever.

You had a big head till your neck got severed.

Now you lookin' funny, but I'll never laugh. NEVER.

Cause I know about the zombie race a little bit better.

I'll just run in circles, through the stormy @ss weather.

Unlimited ammo, I can prolly shoot forever.

Whatever. I'll end up buying something that will help me out, shelter.

But seriously man, You cannot beat me.

You chain up all your words and I let them flow freely.

I'm comfortable here like I'm layin on a "Sealy".

Clearly, you see me as one who is ideally...

THE BEST. The rest is a test, I'm blessed

With an "s" on my chest.

Well dressed.

I impress.

You digress.

Next?

Your time in this battle,just like a zombies game,will inevitably come to be over,

and when it does,you can play dead,Rover.

I don't have all day,I have an undead wife to get back to.

I could just sit here and use 6 bars,and it'd be enough to best you.

Chery flapjacks?What planet do you live on,Marvin the Martian.

Now I'll finish the crap you try to be startin'.

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Well when you get off the laptop,

I'll have your lady's @ss up.

She opened up your cash vault

She threw me all your stacks dawg.

But really they were paper thin,

You must be one of those labor men.

Kill yourself to make a "ten".

You see now i just make it, then I bake it, now I rake it in.

Got your lady naked, then I take it, "Gotta break it in."

And then I'll give her back, but believe me I just made a friend.

She 'll be fakin', speakin' Asian when you hop up in her again.

Really I'm a Player man.

Stand her up and make her bend.

Break her off, then later man...

I'm takin off to Skaterland

Planet where ya boy be stayin'.

Hit the ramps then fakie plant.

You actin' kinda shady and

I think you lost the racing plans.

The point is to do better than, not to get all lazy man. :D

No hard feelings.

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Well when you get off the laptop,

I'll have your lady's @ss up.

She opened up your cash vault

She threw me all your stacks dawg.

But really they were paper thin,

You must be one of those labor men.

Kill yourself to make a "ten".

You see now i just make it, then I bake it, now I rake it in.

Got your lady naked, then I take it, "Gotta break it in."

And then I'll give her back, but believe me I just made a friend.

She 'll be fakin', speakin' Asian when you hop up in her again.

Really I'm a Player man.

Stand her up and make her bend.

Break her off, then later man...

I'm takin off to Skaterland

Planet where ya boy be stayin'.

Hit the ramps then fakie plant.

You actin' kinda shady and

I think you lost the racing plans.

The point is to do better than, not to get all lazy man. :D

No hard feelings.

Of course,these raps are all in good fun.

And when it's all said and done,

we can both say we've had a good run.

I hope when this is over,we can still be friends.

When a story starts,anothers ends,

but you're not my ladies man,not even close

The thought of your small..um..package with my girl is gross.

but enough insults,maybe I did get a little lazy.

But after ten pages,my memories a bit hazy.

I used to spit 8 paragraphs.

Straight onto 8 tracks.

Now,I'm making big stacks.

My track records are some real facts.

Pushin my oponents straight to the max.

I might have to lay down some smacks.

While eatin on a Big Mac. :lol:

Raps so smooth,it's like a basket full of lilacs.

I have more fun when I'm not throwing punches.

I don't like being the bully,stealin little kids lunches.

Eatin all there captin' crunches.

I just like to string together a nice peaceful rhyme.

Hang'em out in a line.

Sweeter than a valentine

I guess this is big enough of a rhyme.

I can still be a boss 100% of the time.

actually the "_ _ _ 100% of the time" used to be my rap catch phrase.

-K.A.Z

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Yeah we friends, this is CoDz unite.

The fact that you tried and put aside your rights,

Just makes you succeed later on in life.

Your gonna go far if you write it right.

Yeah you'll be a star when the time is right.

For now I'm just shining with lightning brights.

Fighting, surviving, you know what life be like.

Some times we try and were likely quite,

Correct. But how long can we nightly fight?

SHITE!

I'll go with you all down in that trench.

I'll lay it all down for all my friends.

Zombies or aliens, We'll likely win.

But if we do not, and we meet our end:

I'm glad I at least made amends.

Again.

The End.

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REMIXXXX(or EDIT)

It seems they were only here for the brains.

I'm in it for the fun of the kill without aim.

Everyone is askin' bout the Shangri-la range.

Is it Mars? Or the poles? I know were in for a change.

Everyone is scratchin' their heads, they're like: "Dang!"

I'm Conquering the numbers and progressing my fame.

Had a nice ride but then I dented my frame,

So I edited the legislating diplomat slang.

I fed it with the epicest of all the d@mn game.

Separate the geniuses from all that is lame.

Move us to the bottom of the directory page.

That's ok, we have something they call faith.

Break away from daily decay and say two words that aren't the same

But they gotta have zombie at every lane.

So confide in my understanding of why,

I have no replies, No one will try.

Living to talk about things that die,

Is death in itself if you can't speak of life.

So I...Will be by my side.

To lighten up this side.

What's best is there is no brains, and I chewed this open wide.

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hey was up people noob here speaking

love your rap battle i just wanna reach in,

i love old school hip hop, dub step, and electro

im not the best rapper but please let me let go

hello lovely people i just wanna say hi,

while im writing this im walking in da sky

sorry for my inglish im just latino,

de la isla del encanto mi amor Puerto Rico

im not here for battling i just do a challenging,

to change your mind perspective so we can stop the babbling

a stand up ovation to all u here,

in just my opinion u got mad skillz,

i got to let go people, nice to met you

i hope we slay some zombies later if i get you.

keep on just the rapping the slayin the fapping

cause all we need its the bithches,the lrycs, the glitches,

i hope somebody listens and gets me and add me... Xx JulPR xX

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We'll at least there is hope for this thread,

I seen all the hooks, and I read what they said.

I cook them like eggs and butter my bread.

I sleep in the books and better my head.

The letters get crooked till I crawl in my bed.

Nowadays all the ink in them is tarnished and red.

I'm talking foolish but you know how I pledge.

Blankets and pillows won't hold off the dead.

You need transportation, No bike with the pegs.

You need ammunition along with some friends.

Maybe a raygun or something with zen.

You know what I mean? VReleven.

I swear this is heaven,

My gun is the Mustang & "S" and

Yes I chose that weapon.

Do not threaten.

Or I will pop you like a breath mint.

I normally use zombies but am happy for exceptions.

Was there any suggestions?

The message on here says sent,

But ya'll must not have paid the rent.

This is overdue, where's the rhymers that will make some sense?

Try to take my crown like I rule the zombies governments.

Hating on my name till I have the people loving it.

Now I'm getting lonely everyone has left me desolate.

Thank you to julpr for picking up what's left of it.

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like brothers in arms no ones left behind,

if u go down wait let me get revive.

lets fight till the end, shangri-la or five

we get overrun we will die with pride.

its sad to see rappers turn to zombies,

most of them think like dead brain army's.

hard job for me reviving this thread,

i tried, i shot pack-punch vr-11.

the world indeed has become a dark place

pain, suffering will be always on our heads.

sometimes it feels its better to be dead,

poor sons and kids the world we have left.

our hearts and souls are just to corrupted,

everything that's good we have lost, forget.

since when were part of the brainwash dead,

the ones that eat,kill what they have feed.

while corporate pigs keep sucking like leech,

the government forces take the poor under siege.

everything seems lost!hear the cry's of the preached,

only hope its God, that's what we don't like to teach.

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It's time to wake the dead again,

And give them all their medicine.

Breaking all their necks and then,

I'll go and get the rest of them.

I represent the best of men.

Bullets hit my vest within.

Focus your perception in.

Open up your eyes.

Life is like a test you didn't study for, Surprise.

Gotta watch your back, Zombies creeping for the prize.

Forget the voices in your head, they telling only lies.

A lot of people whine, "Need a WAAHburger and cries?"

I'll just take the fries.

Possibly a smoothie.

Women all around me think it's time to make a movie.

I'm thinking that is groovy, All of them can do me.

But if I want their money, they will kindly give it to me,

Double points in real life.

Humble man that deals strife.

Crumble when I let you feel,

Exactly what it feels like.

Eat all of your meals, alright?

Cause you might not get another,

Me and julpr spitting like we busting out of cover,

And as for me and you, for now we can be brothers.

But if you do me wrong, I'll be looking for your mother.

Nah I'm just kidding.

The zombies do my bidding.

I just point my finger.

Hope you don't get bitten.

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You wanna revive this thread?

Most think its dead.

You know what lets do it.

On second thought just screw it.

Wait look out for the zombies at the door.

Blood, like rain will start to pour.

My Waffle shoots lightning.

And the zed find it frightening.

Oh crap I lost my train of thought.

Imma go now like all the zombies you have fought.

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Your skull is my ashtray, the rest was discarded.

I told you to act straight but I guess you're retarded.

So I got the black tape and found your apartment.

Blacked out with masked face, "You beg for your pardon".

Now you can't see anything, Blind as a bat!

I took off my pinky ring and laid you out flat.

A little bit of tinkering, and you thought you'd snap.

Rip off the hand cuffs and make a mad dash.

But I lift my hand up and pull on that "Gat".

Took out your knee and caught one in the back.

No more discreet, this is blown out of whack.

Threw you in the car and went back to the trap.

I've never been as deep as I am right now.

It started off cheap, but now I'm like "WOW!".

I told you to sleep, just let your eyes down.

I knew you would creep, I heard you make sounds.

So I threw my loafers on, along with the robe.

Made sure the scope was on, and stepped to the road.

You sent me a hopeless taunt, something about a commode.

I let the novas launch and watched you corrode.

Now there is only my blunt and the ashes.

No funeral and no open casket.

Your family cries and claims I'm a bastard.

No more lies, is all I was after.

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I'm back from my internet break

I see DB4H stuffed all of the competitors on his wooden stake.

I am honored to have battled with him,he is a boss.

Spitin' more bars than rick ross.

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REMIXXXX (Or EDIT:)

I see you with your palms in your pants,

But ME? ME? Oh ME, I got the world in my hands.

I make it spin on my finger,

I'm a critical thinker.

I'm a hell of a smoker,

And a bit of a drinker.

I know your name, but that is not important.

Belly of the beast and she's thinking about abortion.

My foot is on the pedal like it was a distortion.

You only give half like you worried about the portions.

Me? I got the fire, about to do me some scorchin'.

Boy I run this shit like I'm holding on the torch and

You never even try. I am always forcin'.

In this till I die? I will say "Of course" and

Rap's where I reside, "GET OFF OF MY PORCH MAN"

I'll give your ass a lesson or you could say a course in,

Living by your words and killing every version.

You are doing less than, I am doing more than.

I see you with your palms in your pants,

But ME? ME? Oh ME, I got the world in my hands.

I make it spin on my finger,

I'm a critical thinker.

I'm a hell of a smoker,

And a bit of a drinker.

I woke up this morning, Then I got the picture.

You are not the King like it says in your signature.

You may have been here longer but I am the finisher.

I know I did your girl, but I cannot remember her.

You are not a lyricist, You're more of a listener.

I know that we are friends and we made amends and sure

We may still have our differences, but I am just so sinister.

You better pray to God, Get yourself a minister.

I see you with your palms in your pants,

But ME? ME? Oh ME, I got the world in my hands.

I make it spin on my finger,

I'm a critical thinker.

I'm a hell of a smoker,

And a bit of a drinker.

Killallzombies, Your time has come my friend.

This it it. This is your end.

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This my "BUMP", cause I never had pimples.

Never had blonde hair. Never had dimples.

You make it look hard, I make it look simple.

I got my thumb on the hammer like a thimble.

Cockin' it back, I point it, you tremble.

You are so obvious, I'm confidential.

Call me a doctor my flow is so mental.

Leaking like sheets with a pad and a pencil.

I wrote all these words and trust me I meant'em.

I clicked on the button and it said I have sent them.

If you decline to reply: say "Goodbye" to your thrown.

I will lie on a knife, straight up die for my own.

I will knife all the life out of your wife at your home.

Please believe my pride is way more fly than yours, "It's shown."

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It's a little bit funny this feeling inside,

Putting down my pride and getting into stride

A whack ass rapper has been here for too many pages

I guess I can wreak havoc with nothing but basics

Simple rhyme scheme? Man, you like that Lil Wayne flow

So why does he rap about money when his rap doesn't even make sense though?

You're praising, I'm razing your ideas of good rap to the ground

I'm back motherfuckers, Ehjookayted's now in town

A mind so crooked, I read right to left like a Japanese booklet

But I can twist whack lines into smack time where I debilitate the basest of rhymes and segregate my dope lines like a racist, let's face it, you can't erase it

Your flows made this thread so sketch I gotta mace it

Applause for you not being a quitter but now I'm bitter that I let you run over this thread

It'd have been better off dead.

Now your competition is the best rapper who ain't gonna bore 'em

Anarchy's in the house fuck the decorum

Killallzombies, what happened to his good lines? I guess he must store 'em

Now they're nonexistent like his presence on the forum

I'm the cutting Ehj so everyone's gonna bleed

No quick revive here so it looks you need a steed for speed like meth

Sorry my friend but true to the name, it's time for your death.

All for fun. No harm meant. Thanks to everyone for keeping this thread alive, especially Death, who has advertised this thread so much and really inspired me to make a comeback. If you want an explanation for any of my lines, just ask here (after you make a rap of course) or just PM me!

Ehj~

(pronounced as edge)

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Yea i got speed alright, gonazales cant even beat me,

In a foot race if i had both of legs broken out from under me.

I dont need an eraser to wipe words off the face of god

you see, i dont use the butt end of a number 2 pencil i use the end made for writing.

Man, if you talked like weezy, you, would, rap, like, this, young mon, ey.

Hell, dont rhyhme basic when you can go crazy.

Dont do AABB when you can do A B A CC D CC.

See what wonders you can do with flow combined with word energy?

Instead of rapping about topics Six Foot Seven Foot did.

You rap like a horde of brainless zombies, youre a lemming.

Continuous garbage that says, "Im back" and "Still winning".

SNAFU's coming back to get back on the A-list.

And if for one second any of you doubt me,

Ill freakin kill you and make sure you die twice incase you come back an undead nazi.

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I'M DETERMINED. You're flirtin' with a person of purpose.

Never squirmed in my verses, you have heard it for certain.

YOU ARE LEARNIN'. You're workin' on a course in performin'

The worst and I will score above the world's "min.".

I'M PATIENT. Fingertips blazing with the flames from my brain stem.

You lames are placing paint on the stainless: "Brainless"

I REMAIN THIS: A person only serving a purpose, keep your verse

Advice to yours and don't be worried. I work it.

This^ and plenty more is what the world has got in store.

As Ehj has said before there may be death behind my door.

I reside with fourty-fives and bowie knives galore.

I invited death to try and fight him for his sword.

Or should I say a scythe? You knew what I was saying.

I made the game my life, I am only playing.

Hope you see the after life and I see you decaying.

If you are not acting right believe me I am blazing.

Stay inside your place.

GET UP OUT MY FACE!

I'M DETERMINED. You're flirtin' with a person of purpose.

Never squirmed in my verses, you have heard it for certain.

YOU ARE LEARNIN'. You're workin' on a course in performin'

The worst and I will score above the world's "min.".

I'M PATIENT. Fingertips blazing with the flames from my brain stem.

You lames are placing paint on the stainless: "Brainless"

I REMAIN THIS: A person only serving a purpose, keep your verse

Advice to yours and don't be worried. I work it.

Yes^. This is ALL about me. I keep my rhymes doubt-free.

Yours are kind of cloudy and mine can times about three

Or four of yours easy. You are just cheesy. I'm about "$cheese$".

Money controls me? "Quit clowning." I control money, laying down G's.

Made about thirty thousand last year, I can't complain.

Not in the millions, but pays what I claim.

Making these people go changing their names,

Because I make them stains, you cannot "Gain".

You are a disgrace.

THIS IS NOW MY PLACE.

I'M DETERMINED. You're flirtin' with a person of purpose.

Never squirmed in my verses, you have heard it for certain.

YOU ARE LEARNIN'. You're workin' on a course in performin'

The worst and I will score above the world's "min.".

I'M PATIENT. Fingertips blazing with the flames from my brain stem.

You lames are placing paint on the stainless: "Brainless"

I REMAIN THIS: A person only serving a purpose, keep your verse

Advice to yours and don't be worried. I work it.

I'll leave you with this and not a word after... Laughter. :D :lol:

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You need to read this, here is the link:

viewtopic.php?f=93&t=22624

I like to make songs with choruses and all.

I made it look better, at least I would think.

viewtopic.php?f=25&t=18405&p=223600#p223600

Now and then we gotta push what you would call:

The Line.______

I know everybody walks it.

Most people lying but they never DOUBLE cross me.

If I had the time then I would grab some coffee,

Stay up till the morning telling haters: "Get up off me!"

You are only sloppy. I am simply cocky.

And right there beside me, is all of the best.

You'll see me as four reapers with a "B" on their chest.

Honor is tapered in the back of the set.

I don't think you believe just how crucial I get.

I make my words bleed like severing flesh

And leak on my sleeve. My heart on my wrist.

My fingers are speaking like I don't exist.

My brain does the thinking and I can't resist

To continue my speaking. You barely commit.

When I'm done with this, you will be smiling.

You cannot deny all the skill I possess.

After all of this bliss, it's time you were crying.

I will abide by the rules you have set,

But always will try to deny you "The Illest" "The Best".

The gravity around me defies what you said.

It basically surrounds me and the O-Zone gives me my breath.

It gets me down when I hear on the net

That scientists have found a leak in the mesh

That surrounds our whole planet. So tell me what's next?

The riots and killings are only the past being checked.

We answer with violence and collect all the checks

From the taxes we pay. But it isn't over yet.

America needs to step up.

I'm tired of the lazy.

Politicians need to fess up.

Don't act like I am crazy.

I know they will not let up but I'm fed up with the babies

Acting like they made me. I basically raised me.

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Why is our constitution being played with like a "Nerfed Game"

They will take a nation and simply make it just a birth place.

Politicians lie during their campaigns in the worst way.

I remember when it was more than nukes that had us in first place.

Nowadays...

Everything about our lives is more expensive and less durable.

Most of the best cars are made of plastic, but not affordable.

We symbolize passion with clashing of the poor and old.

The poor gets more taxes, The rich keep their "glory": Gold.

Isn't that how the story's told?

Haven't we been here once before.

Isn't that how we got the Red White & Blue decor.

I need something more from the people who secure.

I implore that the Constitution not be ignored.

People have died for that paper and more are remorsed.

It's there for a reason, If you change it, IT'S WAR!.

And yet there is more for us in store.

We get what we can but what we need is more

Of our money being kept in the floor

And not the banks. THAT's the cure.

They scream commitment and interest galore,

But really they mean they will take it for sure.

My heart is so strong. Will I see 24?

Or will I pull out my driveway and get hit by a "Ford"?

Life is too short.

No need for forts,

St, Augustine is for tourists with the passion for the court.

Jacksonville is for the people who move forth,

I hope we take the rest of you. THAT's where I was born.

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respect to the land that saw me mourn,

still sometimes i wish i wasnt born

past present future theres no hope,

wake up from the dead cause i dont want more

smoke from the ashes as i enter the thread,

everybodys shooting, im in firing range

passing tru the bullets, noticed life without change,

the world it getting darker life its not the same

while people in tha streets are dying,

you watch walking dead and start crying

while u talk about your riches,

somebodys only lunch sandwiches

while at the mall you waste 100s,

children in streets walk in hunger

this is the world that we have live in,

this is the fate that we have gave in

while people stabs and keep contend,

i just wait with patience The End...again

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Well said my friend, but it's never too late.

We shall not be known as the people who break.

The people who lay in their beds and they wait,

But will not stand up for the things that they say.

They get on their knees and cry when they pray,

Then they do the same shit! The very next day.

The church's promise hope as long as you PAY.

That's where we're at in this day and age.

The change we all need, It comes from within.

It also would help if the leaders were MEN

And acted that way with the message they send.

I'm tired of the childish lies they present.

I wouldn't make Obama or Romney president.

I'd rather live in a country with sense

If they end up in office and they represent

The people around me who pay all their rent.

My peers are depressed and losing their hope.

This is OUR world! Don't expect for the pope

Or Jesus himself to fix all of this. Nope,

Just look at yourself and ask if you know

Why it is that this world has begun to corrode.

The money and greed put us in this mode:

We see the gold and our minds implode.

We become blinded and silence our goals.

Our morals are flushed right down the commode.

So Yes:

We need realistic and trustworthy leaders,

But we as a people are known as believers.

To stand up and say what we need as repeaters

Does nothing at all if we aren't "completers".

Everyone slowly is realizing that neither

The God's in the skies or the point of a finger

Can help us at all. We are the reapers

And sowers of life. We are the seeders

Of plants for the feeders.

We are the people who can keep it how it is if we're sleepers.

We just have to wake up and get off of the ether.

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thankx to lord who keep me safe,

cause sometimes im feeling like im possess

its hard sometimes to see a little hope,

in a world that to succeed in anything u need dough

maybe if a had born in a wealthy life,

but then i was a lesser man not knowing sacrifices in life

the end of this world will be with fire no doubt,

but my soul will live forever if i grab the edge of His Shroud

Mannn but it is so nice just following the flesh,

like grab a gun kill somebody without consciousness

there are no bad people just empty hearts,

thank God u got the right to fill it with what u like

but please beware and watch your soul,

cause will be the only thing you have when your lonely and cold

life its a war between good and evil,

choose your path i chose mine hope at the end we stand still.

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Why must I feel such emotions when all I get is major rejections?

I'll be going through life like it's full of nothing but strife.

You'll see me living it to the fullest as if I was the coolest.

What the fuck must I go through to get what I deserve?

For real though it's like everything is on reserve.

Nothing is as listed for me.

I earned it now give it to me!

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