Mini-Script.

[fisher10190]

Just came up with this, tell me what you think.

*Static, followed by loud bang*

Dempsey:Sam, we've done this at least five times now. THIS ISN'T WORKING! I understand you know this place inside and out, but no offense, it's a little uncomfortable for a grown man to take orders from a little girl!

Samantha: Don't EVER call me a little girl!

*Dempsey and Sam argue, Nikolai stops them*

Nikolai: Look american, i know your anger swells, but do you want to get off space rock or not?

Dempsey: Alright, alright.

Samantha: Let's do it again.

*Chimes from pressing buttons followed by sound of portal opening*

Dempsey: Here goes nothing!

*Sound of teleporter being used*

Takeo: Well...Has it worked?

Samantha: I don't now.

Nikolai: Oh well, The american died, sob sob sob, now lets drink!

Samantha: QUIET! I hear something!

*Sound of radio static, followed by radio jingle*

Dempsey: *static* Hey guys, you hear me? HELLO!

Takeo: He has passed to the other side?

Nikolai: Is there vodka there?!?

*Static*

Dempsey: What the hell did you do sam?! Where am i, why is everything...so...Red?

Samantha: YAY! It worked!

Dempsey: *Static* What worked?

Nikolai: Wait, wait, wait...Red? I know only one space rock with Red color...MaRses?

Dempsey: *Static* It's Mars dumb-a, WAIT! I'm on MARS?!?

Samantha: Everyone get on!

*Sam, Nikolai, and Takeo get on teleporter*

Takeo: Away we go. To see my ancestors!

Samantha: What?

Takeo: I...uh...

Nikolai: Away? WAIT, WHAT ABOUT VODKA!!!

*Teleporter activates, Sam, Nikolai, and Takeo dissapear*

Dempsey: *Static* Wait a minute, what the hell is...OH FU *Static*

[MyLittleHellhound]

i wonder where theyngo.......?

[n00b_attak3r]

i liek it [brains] for you

[fisher10190]

i liek it [brains] for you

Thank you. Like how i added humor in there? :)