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Hey guys, Tac here! This thread is really meant to be a compilation of just about everything that can be scripted.  It's a work in progress, but I intend on including all the radios, quotes, journal entries, cinematics/cutscenes, letters, and ciphers. As a friendly tip, you can CTRL+F any map name to jump straight there! If you guys can think of anything you want me to add or fix, please comment!

nacht der untoten

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Radios

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There is a musical radio that was added in Black Ops, but does not pertain to the story.

 

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Radios

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There is a musical radio that was added in Black Ops, but does not pertain to the story.

 

Trailers

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*soldiers are seen fighting zombies*
Soldier:  Where the hell did they come from?!
Soldier:  They're coming straight at us!
Soldier:  Light em up!
Soldier:  The bastards are everywhere!
Soldier:  They're out of place to hide!
Soldier:  This way!
Soldier:  They've got us pinned!
Soldier:  How're ya doin' on ammo?
Soldier:  I'm nearly out!
Soldier:  Reload!
Soldier:  Frickin' zombies!
Soldier:  Hurry up!
Soldier:  Let's see how they handle this!
*soldier is seen firing a flamethrower*

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*zombies are seen coming out of the ground and breaking into the facility*
*soldiers are seen killing said zombies*
Soldier:  Let's see how they like this!
Soldier:  Hell yeah, you picked on the wrong Marine!
*soldier is seen going down*
Soldier:  Aaahhhhhh, ahhhhh!
*soldier is seen reviving the downed soldier*
Soldier:  I owe you one.
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*camera pans through the asylum*
*various surgical stations are shown and a man is crying*
*zombies are seen coming out of the ground and breaking into the facility*
Soldier:  Here they come!
Soldier:  They're everywhere!
Soldier:  Ah, shit.
Soldier:  We need to get these doors open!
Soldier:  Don't leave me!
*soldiers see "Power Will Unite You" chalk drawing*
Soldier:  Hang in there, we're working to get the power on.
Soldier:  Hurry it up, okay?
Soldier:  They're everywhere!
Soldier:  Fuckers are everywhere!
Soldier:  Get out of my face!
Soldier:  We've gotta keep going!
Soldier:  I've got you, go!
Soldier:  Get away from the walls!
Soldier:  Grenade, going in!
Soldier:  There's too many of them!
Soldier:  Get up, keep moving!
Soldier:  Fuck!
*power switch is shown*
Soldier:  Hit it!
Soldier:  Freaking zombies...
Soldier:  It's over...
Soldier:  No, it ain't over.  This is just the beginning.

 

shi no numa

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*camera pans across Shi No Numa*
Tank Dempsey: We're here, this is the place.
Nikolai Belinski: Finally, I was getting tired of Takeo's rambling.
Tank Dempsey: Shut up Nikolai and get your gear on.
*the three of them, as well as Dr. Edward Richtofen, fight zombies*
Takeo Masaki: For the emperor!
Tank Dempsey: Boom meatsacks!
Nikolai Belinski: Stay dead this time!
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Ahhhhhhhhh!
*mystery box produces Wunderwaffe DG-2*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: The Wunderwaffe DG-2!
*kills zombies with the DG-2*
Tank Dempsey: That was badass!
Tank Dempsey: I'll wade in your guts maggotsacks!
*Dr. Richtofen kills horde of zombies with a grenade*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Fresh meat!
*Nikolai turns on the Flogger*
Nikolai Belinski: I will paint Red Square with their blood!
*Hellhound can be heard*
Tank Dempsey: Uh-ohm, those don't sound liek freakbags...
Nikolai Belinski: Stay away from my vodka!


Quotes

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Tank Dempsey

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"Is this all the Devil's got to throw at us?" - dog_killstreak_01
"Back to Hell with you!" - dog_killstreak_04
"The Devil's dogs... Heh, no match for the U.S. Marines." - dog_spawn_03
"I wonder if that rock brought those freakbags." - gen_meteor_0

 

Nikolai Belinski

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"Get back in the grave, Hell-dog. Die again!" - dog_spawn_03
"Can a Soviet get some ammo?" - feedback_ammo_out_03
"Nothing stands in the way of the Red Army." - feedback_close_03

"Lucifer, I'm coming for you!" - feedback_killstreak_07
"For Stalin!" - feedback_kill_explo_04
"And you thought Hell was bad? Try this!" - feedback_kill_flame_03
"Back to Hell with you!" - feedback_kill_headd_01
"With compliment from Tunguska." - feedback_kill_ray_03
"I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock." - gen_meteor_00
"Burn in Hell, Satan's minions!"
"Your father would be proud. Shame you don't know him." (Said to Takeo) - response_rival_headd_04
"The boss will not be pleased." (Teddy Bear from mystery box) - special_box_move_02
"This is no weapon for a Cossack." - weappick_crappy_01
"This will protect while I sing about old Patrovic." - weappick_ppsh_04
"God have mercy on them." - weappick_ppsh_05
"Dah, the same weapon I used to kill my first wife... She was bitch." - weappick_shotgun_02
"Vasily would be proud." - weappick_sniper_0

 

Takeo Masaki

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"We must all die. Today, it was your turn. Haha!" - dog_killstreak_04
"Never again, will you taste the flesh!" - feedback_close_05
"I will not have my flesh consumed!" - feedback_dmg_close_01
"It's too bad you didn't die more slowly!" - feedback_killstreak_08
"You're evil here, no more!" - feedback_kill_explo_03
"You will be purified by fire!" - feedback_kill_flame_00
"May you burn for a thousand year!" - feedback_kill_flame_04
"It cannot eat, if it no longer has a head!" - feedback_kill_headd_03
"The Emperor would be pleased!" - feedback_kill_ray_03
"Time for you to depart the realm of the living!" - feedback_kill_ray_04
"Flesh becomes a vapor!" - feedback_kill_tesla_00
"I will make you all dust!" - feedback_kill_tesla_01
"May your ashes bless the Earth." - feedback_kill_tesla_02
"Life is for one generation!" - feedback_kill_tesla_03
"Let what has passed be gone!" - feedback_kill_tesla_04
"For The Emperor!" - feedback_killstreak_06
"This rock, is not of this place." - gem_meteor_00
"Reminds me of the 'Old West'." - perk_dbltap_00
"Mmmm, this tastes a little like sushi!" - perk_revive_00
"The Emperor has given us a bounty of ammo!" - powerup_ammo_00
"Your aim improves, even as your vision deteriorates." (Said to Nikolai) response_rival_headd_04
"The Emperor would be pleased with you!" revive_revived_00
"I wonder, did the box ever... Truly exist?" special_box_move_04
"Ha, good Japanese design here." trap_log_00
"This must come from Tokyo!" weappick_raygun_01
"This must be a classic Japanese invention." weappick_tesla_0

 

Dr. Edward Richtofen

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"Damnit, they should be training them, not killing them!" - dog_killstreak_01
"What do they feed on... Corpses?" - dog_killstreak_02
"The hounds of Hell are knocking on our door!" - dog_spawn_02
"I am all powerful!" - feedback_close_01
"I am a god! Stay back!" - feedback_close_02
"Illuminati, I work for thee!" - feedback_killstreak_01
"Yes masters, one more dies in your service!" - feedback_kill_headd_03
"With compliments from the German Army!" - feedback_kill_ray_03
"Wunderwaffe, I have missed you!" - feedback_kill_tesla_00
"Do you hear it? Talking to me?" - feedback_kill_tesla_01
"I was told to do that... BY THEM!" - feedback_kill_tesla_02
"Why don't I have enough money?! It's all THEIR fault!" - feedback_nomoney_box_00
"Oh that rock, it must be where Element 115 comes from." - gem_meteor_00
"Thank you Dark One." - powerup_ammo_01
"More medicine for the patients!" - powerup_ammo_02
"The voices are getting louder!" - powerup_double_01
"By the power of the Illuminati, I will destroy you all now! Yeah?" - powerup_insta_01
"Yes Nikolai, do you feel his presence now?" - response_hero_headd_00
"Good, good! You're training well my student." - response_hero_headd_02 (Said to Nikolai)
"The Illuminati will be pleased with you Nikolai." - response_hero_headd_04
"Help me! They are displeased!" - revive_down_gen_00
"No, no I am not ready for Hell! I've got nothing to wear!" - revive_down_gen_03
"Good, the service to the Illuminati can continue." - revive_revived_00
"I am a god!" - special_melee_insta_04
"This contraption looks like something I would have made." - trap_log_00
"The Illuminati will be so proud!" - weappick_357_03
"I will cook them, then I will eat them!" - weappick_flame_01
"Let us dance together in the fires of Hell!" - weappick_flame_03
"I will harvest their organs!" - weappick_mg_04
"I will hunt them down, and harvest their eyes!" - weappick_mg40_04
"Thank you Illuminati!" - weappick_raygun_03
"The doctor wished to see their brains!" - weappick_shotguns_01
"I will blow their limbs off, to add to my collection!" - weappick_shotgun_03
"No, the voices! Stop!" - weappick_shotgun_05
"Yes, yes, I will do as you say. I will kill them one by one!" - weappick_sniper_04
"The Wunderwaffe DG-2, my greatest invention!" - weappick_tesla_00
"Wunderwaffe, oh how I've missed you!" - weappick_tesla_0

 


Radios

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Automated Voice: R-4808n 27 14 06 115 48 40 (Area 51 coordinates)

Cornelius Pernell: I hope you're receiving this transmission Peter, if you are not, then all hope is lost. You must know by now that we failed to contain the asylum, that we had to move the experiment here. Location. The numbers will guide you. The giant must remain *static* at all costs, repeat, Der Riese must be contained at all costs. The DG-2 experiments continue. You'll be our only advantage now. Find Dr. Richtofen and Dr. Maxis, they may know what's going on. The use of Element 115 is dangerous at best. I'm not sure if we can continue here. We've lost most of our best *static*. I hope you get this. I hope it hasn't happened there too, but I'm almost out of hope.

Automated Voice: 60 54 06.96 101 55 44.94 (Tunguska Meteor Event coordinates)
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Added in Black Ops, the following radio refers to the teleportation from Der Riese to Kino Der Toten

Tank Dempsey:  Ugh.. where are we?
Nikolai Belinski:  A better question is...
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  When the hell are we?
Nikolai Belinski:  NO!  Where the hell is my Vodka?!
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Yes of course!  The DG-2 must have overloaded the teleporter ripping space-time, back tracing us across the future!  How Wonderful!
*Takeo throws up, dropping Nikolai's vodka*

Nikolai Belinski:  There is my vodka!  Thank you, Takeo.
Tank Dempsey:  Oh come on Tak, suck it up and walk it off.

 

der riese

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Tank Dempsey

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"When I find your master, I'm killin' him." - dog_spawn_04_safe
"Maybe this is where they built that Wunderwaffle thingy?" - gem_giant_00
"Element 115, Wunderwaffles, Die Glocke, ah fuck it let's just go kill some freakbags!" - gem_giant_01
"I think Richtofen knows more about what's goin' on than it seems." - gem_giant_02
"Wonder who that Dr. Maxis is that I keep hearin' about." - gem_giant_03
"I hear the Krauts are interested in energy weapons, those pussies don't like lead I guess." - gem_giant_04
"I wonder if that rock brought those freakbags..." - gem_meteor_00
"Come one, if I wanted to sit around I'd hang out with Nikolai and reminisce about the war." - perk_punch_wait_00
"Hoorah Devil man!" - powerup_carp_01
"What the hell were they lookin' for?" - rare_response_corkmap_00
"Hey Richtofen, what does all this shit mean?" - rare_response_corkmap_01
"I'm starting to like that chick." - rare_response_devil_00
"Fuck that, I'd rather eat lead." - rare_response_fieldop_00
"Who the fuck is this teddy?" - rare_response_teddy_00
"I think I'm gettin' used to it!" - rare_teleporter_sick_00
"This all feels so god damn familiar." - rare_teleporter_sick_01
"Finish your work for once Richtofen!" - response_rival_cspawn_01
"Stop playin' around Richtofen, this ain't your lab!" - response_rival_cspawn_04
"I don't like the way Richtofen looks at that monkey, you get the feeling he's done some bad things." - response_rival_monkey_04
"Poor Richtofen, surrounded by his own creations." - response_rival_ohshit_04
"Anyone ever hear about Die Glocke?" - teleporter_help_04
"American made, just like me." - weappick_bar_00
"I still wonder where this thing came from..." - weappick_raygun_0

 

Nikolai Belinski

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"You are ugly, like first wife." - dog_killstreak_00
"Die by my sorcerer's weapon!" - kill_ray_02
"So much death, so quickly, like Eastern Front all over again." - feedback_killstreak_11
"What the hell were you doing here you creepy fucks." - gem_giant_00
"You see Richtofen, you're losing the war because you invest in this nonsense, instead of gun powder and vodka. That's why we'll beat you." - gem_giant_01
"Hey, I think this is where that Wunderwaffe thing come from, look!" - gem_giant_02
"I think the Germans have a master plan. This is fucking crazy." - gem_giant_03
"I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock." - gem_meteor_see
"Oh I gotta take this back for the boss to see." - perk_packa_see_01
"I used to be a carpenter you know?" - powerup_carp_00
"Home sweet home. I think." - rare_response_corkmap_00
"Thanks, whoever you are." - rare_response_devil_00
"She sounds like my ex-wife, haha." - rare_response_devil_01
"She sounds pissed." - rare_response_devil_02
"Who the fuck is teddy?" - rare_response_teddy_00
"I get the feeling we've done this before." - rare_teleporter_sick_00
"We need to watch Takeo closely, there's something not right about that boy." - response_rival_cspawn_03
"Why didn't they spend their money on a vodka transference machine?" - teleporter_linkall_02

"This will hurt like syphilis, believe me I know." - weappick_mg_00
"Ah, same weapon I used to kill my second wife, it was accident... She talked to much." - weappick_ppsh_03
"Fascist technology is more advanced than I thought!" - weappick_raygun_01
"No one handles electricity like Nikolai!" - weappick_tesla_0

 

Takeo Masaki

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"How do they survive?" - crawler_spawn_02
"Your time on Earth is over!" - dog_killstreak_00
"Return to the Hell from whence you came!" - dog_killstreak_02
"A storm approaches..." - dog_spawn_02
"The fires of Hell consume you." - feedback_kill_flame_02
"Feel the lightning surge through you!" - feedback_kill_tesla_01
"This place holds a secret." - gem_giant_00
"Where evil begins, evil continues." - gem_giant_01
"There are answers here." - gem_giant_02
"The way of darkness always brings great price." - gem_giant_03
"Shadows begin. Darkness follows." - gem_giant_04
"This rock is not of this place." - gem_meteor_00
"I will see you once again." - rare_response_corkmap_00
"The honorable live here." - rare_response_corkmap_01
"Nothing in this world is not of the world." - rare_response_devil_00
"A dishonorable way to die." - rare_response_fieldop_00
"To know where you are going, you must know from where you've been." - rare_response_telemap_00
"Like a circle, the paths of life meet at both ends." - rare_teleporter_sick_00
"I think, therefore I was." - rare_teleporter_sick_01
"I wish I had a monkey." - response_hero_monkey_04
"This may be the technology of the future!" - weappick_raygun_0

 

Dr. Edward Richtofen

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"Damnit, they should be training them, not killing them!" - dog_killstreak_01
"What do they feed on... Corpses?" - dog_killstreak_02
"The hounds of Hell are knocking on our door!" - dog_spawn_02
"I am all powerful!" - feedback_close_01
"I am a god! Stay back!" - feedback_close_02
"Illuminati, I work for thee!" - feedback_killstreak_01
"Yes masters, one more dies in your service!" - feedback_kill_headd_03
"With compliments from the German Army!" - feedback_kill_ray_03
"Wunderwaffe, I have missed you!" - feedback_kill_tesla_00
"Do you hear it? Talking to me?" - feedback_kill_tesla_01
"I was told to do that... BY THEM!" - feedback_kill_tesla_02
"Why don't I have enough money?! It's all THEIR fault!" - feedback_nomoney_box_00
"Oh that rock, it must be where Element 115 comes from." - gem_meteor_00
"Thank you Dark One." - powerup_ammo_01
"More medicine for the patients!" - powerup_ammo_02
"The voices are getting louder!" - powerup_double_01
"By the power of the Illuminati, I will destroy you all now! Yeah?" - powerup_insta_01
"Yes Nikolai, do you feel his presence now?" - response_hero_headd_00
"Good, good! You're training well my student." - response_hero_headd_02 (Said to Nikolai)
"The Illuminati will be pleased with you Nikolai." - response_hero_headd_04
"Help me! They are displeased!" - revive_down_gen_00
"No, no I am not ready for Hell! I've got nothing to wear!" - revive_down_gen_03
"Good, the service to the Illuminati can continue." - revive_revived_00
"I am a god!" - special_melee_insta_04
"This contraption looks like something I would have made." - trap_log_00
"The Illuminati will be so proud!" - weappick_357_03
"I will cook them, then I will eat them!" - weappick_flame_01
"Let us dance together in the fires of Hell!" - weappick_flame_03
"I will harvest their organs!" - weappick_mg_04
"I will hunt them down, and harvest their eyes!" - weappick_mg40_04
"Thank you Illuminati!" - weappick_raygun_03
"The doctor wished to see their brains!" - weappick_shotguns_01
"I will blow their limbs off, to add to my collection!" - weappick_shotgun_03
"No, the voices! Stop!" - weappick_shotgun_05
"Yes, yes, I will do as you say. I will kill them one by one!" - weappick_sniper_04
"The Wunderwaffe DG-2, my greatest invention!" - weappick_tesla_00
"Wunderwaffe, oh how I've missed you!" - weappick_tesla_01

 


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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Gentlemen. Allow me to take this opportunity to welcome you to Group 9-3-5. This is a prestigious moment in the history of our race. You represent the future of technological advancement. You are the pioneers of human discovery. In your hands lies the destiny of mankind. In our hands is a great power and with that power comes a price.

 

You have volunteered to be part of this great experiment and with that decision comes the responsibility of absolute secrecy. No one is to know what you do, where you work, what our research has discovered, or what our purpose will be. You will have no further contact with your governments or with your families. Your decision to fully dedicate your lives to Group 935 is absolute.
 

In your lockers you will find your field ops manual which will direct you should our manifesto get compromised. We cannot afford to let this power fall into the wrong hands and therefore the field ops manual should be considered your bible. Make your preparations now. A new dawn is beginning for mankind.

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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Initiating test number 3. Subject is within the test chamber. Activate power.
*Teleporter is activated*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Oh... oh my god!
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Get a hold of yourself and clean that up! Test number 3 unsuccessful. Test subject has been reduced to the same state as previous subjects. CLEAN UP THE TEST CHAMBER AND RECALIBRATE THE SYSTEM! Let's do it again.
Dr. Edward Richtofen:
 Yes, Doctor.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Now, you must be very diligent with her Samantha. Owning a dog is a great responsibility.
Samantha Maxis: Yes, father. Oh, I love her.
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: You must feed her every day. And walk her. And be very careful when you play with her. You know she's going to have puppies?
Samantha Maxis: Really? Can I keep the puppies too, father?
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: We'll see Samantha. One step at a time.

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*Dog barking*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Edward tie the damn thing down. We can't have it running around during the test.
*Dog whimpers*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: It's tied down now, Doctor Maxis.
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Initiating test number 5. Subject is within the test chamber. Activate power.
*Teleporter is activated*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Searching for vitals. No reading Doctor. And, the subject... has disappeared. Doctor Maxis, we've done it!
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Don't be foolish! Test number 5 is unsuccessful. Subject has vanished, yes, but has not reappeared at the mainframe. RECALIBRATE THE DAMN SYSTEM NO-!

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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Stand up.
*zombie moan*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Stand up!
*zombie moan*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Good. Look at me.
*snaps fingers*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Over here! Good. Now walk forward.
*zombie moans and begins to walk*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Excellent. Further. Keep coming.
*zombie hitting something*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: It's all right. Stay there.
*zombie screams*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Calm down. I order you...
*zombie screams*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Kill it!
*two gunshots and zombie dies*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Bring me another.

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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Sophia, this letter is to go to the Reichstag High Command immediately. Gentlemen, it is with the utmost urgency that I draw your attention to the lack of funding being injected into The Giant project. While I believe we are close to realizing the ultimate plan, we still have several years of development before it is ready. It would be folly to cut our expenditure so early in our development.

As you know, early tests on the DG-2 have easily outperformed expectations and we fully anticipate mass producing the Wunderwaffe within the next few years. Work on the matter transference has however come to a standstill. We simply do not have enough Element 115 to continue the experiments. The test subjects have survived teleportation but are currently unresponsive to commands and cannot be controlled. If we are to overcome this obstacle we need to increase the frequency and size of the experiment.

To this end, I suggest we not only find a regular supply of 115, but that we also find a larger conduit to channel the energy. Our operatives in America have informed us that the U.S. has a large supply of the element at the Nevada base, so time is of the essence if we are to stay ahead of them. This cannot be done if you cut the budget, nor can it be done if you insist on pressuring us into action before we are ready. I am of course available for discussion of the matter but in the meantime, I will continue with the work here and try to win this damned war. Signed etc. etc. Doctor Maxis.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Initiating test number six.  Subject is within test chamber.  Activate power.
*Teleporter is activated*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Damn it Edward!  Did you set up the device correctly?
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Yes Doctor.  As per your specifications.
Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  If you had done it to my specifications then it would have worked, wouldn't it?  As usual your incompetence has... What?
*Hellhound noise*
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Do you hear that, Doctor?
Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Quiet, you fool!  Test number six is a failure, but the experiment has caused some kind of electrical force to energize within the chamber.  Well, open the door.
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Doctor, I don't think-
Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Open the door NOW!
*Door opens and dog growls*
Samantha Maxis:  Daddy, what are you doing with Fluffy?
Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Damn it, Samantha.  I told you never to come in here.  Edward, get her out of here.
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Yes Doctor.
*Samantha screams*
Samantha Maxis:  What's wrong with her?  Daddy, what did you do? Fluffy!
Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Come back here! Samantha.  Stop her!  Easy.  Come here Samantha.  Good girl.  Gently Samantha.  That's not Fluffy anymore.  We must get out of here.
*Door closes*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  What?  Edward what are you doing?  Open the door. Edward.  Open this door now!
Samantha Maxis:  Dad.  I'm scared.
Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Damn you... Stay by me, Samantha.
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Goodbye, Doctor Maxis.
*Teleporter is activated and Edward laughs*

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Unknown Man: But I'm all out of hope, Auf Wiedersehen (goodbye) my friend.
*Repeating P.A. system: Warning, the shield is now active, destroy the designated materials and report to the barracks, this is not a drill.*
Unknown Man: Damn it! I can't find my pills...they are coming. I must do what I must do. God forgive us all!
*Chair scraping and Unknown Man presumably suffocates*
*People talking and screaming, drowned out by Zombie moan*
*Two gunshots are heard*

 

kino der toten

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Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Entry 741021.  Perhaps the station will hold the key to the real goals of Group 935.  I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me.  But, I digress.  Who would have the thought the MDT was capable of time travel?  How many stations does this group have?  Where did that little girl disappear to?  Only time will tell what new questions awaits us in this... THEATER OF THE DAMNED!


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Tank Dempsey

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"You keep on laughin' little girl, when I find you you're grounded!" - box_move_0
"Looks like part of the meteor." - egg_pedastool_0
"Ah, a tale of two Dempsey's.  Starts slow, but has a happy ending." - egg_port_Dempsey_0
"Hey, look, it's nobody!" - egg_port_empty_0
"Droppin' zombies since 1945! Hoorah." - kill_streak_11
"I think I just sent that thing back to 1946!" - kill_thunder_3
"Oh yeah, Devil man!" - powerup_insta_2
"Holy mother of Lucas and Aaron, that was disgusting! - rare_0
"St. Deborah's drawers, that there's some bad goop! - rare_1
"Jeremy's junk, that stunk!" - rare_2
"That was sadder than the Ballad of Brandon's butthole." - rare_3
"Wait, I'm not turnin' now am I?" - revive_up_1
"Well, I see the future hasn't changed anything. Fucking box." - wpck_crappy_0
"Element 115, concentrated into a single beam of pure badassery! Wait, how the hell do I know that?" - wpck_tesla_5
"I'm gonna rock 'em like Thor!" - wpck_thunder_


Nikolai Belinski

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"This little girl and her games, it's a sign of bad parenting." - box_move_0
"First it takes my money then it disappears, just like my fourth wife." - box_move_3
"Richtofen looks a little younger in this painting." - egg_port_richtofan_0
"Good shooting Tank, next wide I call you." - hr_resp_kill_headshot_3
"I like your monkey Dempsey, but not that little monster." - hr_resp_wpck_monkey_4
"Ugh that smells disgusting, like my fourth wife! She pretty though... Pretty and smelly. Weird combo." - kill_quad_4
"Electrocution, just like the Gulag! What fun, good times." - kill_tesla_2
"Richtofen, your children are becoming annoying." - ohshit_9
"My little sister shoots better than you Takeo." - riv_resp_kill_headshot_3
"I will stab them in the back, like Stalin did me." - wpck_bowie_0
"Dah, same weapon I used to kill my, oh, no, that was something else. I used iron." - wpck_flame_3
"This must come from outer space, no?" - wpck_raygun_2
"Must've drank so much I went to the future, haha." - wpck_raygun_3
"Such pride, such power, must be Russian made." - wpck_thunder_


Takeo Masaki

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"The box is no longer here! Maybe it never was.." - box_move_1
"I found another rock. Maybe they stole this from Japan..." - egg_pedastool_1
"Maybe what was is no more, but shall be again!" - egg_port_empty_0
"Did you make that too, Doctor?" - hr_resp_wpck_monkey_0
"I will rid the Earth of this plague!" - kill_quad_2
"Oh that thing can not ever have been human!" - kill_quad_3
"Back to nothing with you!" - kill_quad_4
"Your soul will not survive this!" - kill_ray_0
"I will not stop until you are all destroyed!" - kill_streak_1
"Return to darkness!" - kill_streak_2
"The divine wind carries you away." - kill_tesla_2
"That creature is possessed!" - spawn_crawl_1
"Hell has sent its hounds!" - spawn_dog_1
"We need to bring light to this dark place." - level_start_4
"Ah, blessings come from above!" - powerup_ammo_0
"The spirits come to aid us!" - powerup_ammo_1
"I have fallen into darkness!" - revive_down_1
"That creature is possessed!" - spawn_crawl_


Dr. Edward Richtofen

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"Samantha. Samantha, where have you run off to?" - box_move_1
"That dreadful little girl continues to make my life difficult." - box_move_3
"Samantha, didn't I teach you a lesson about this?" - box_move_4
"I found a piece of the meteor!" - egg_pedastool_0
"I found another rock, maybe they stole this from Japan?" - egg_pedastool_1
"This one didn't photograph so well..." - egg_port_empty_0
"Dr. Maxis almost had his undead army, if only he could have broken the trust barrier." egg_room_dress_0
"I wonder if we can find any of the training videos anywhere?" - egg_room_lounge_0
"Those seats, the screen. They wanted to implant the mind with instructions!" - egg_room_screen_0
"You can take the Illuminati up on their offer, no?" - hr_resp_kill_headshot_1
"Do you hear him talking to you Nikolai?" - hr_resp_wpck_monkey_4
"Perhaps I can save its appendix..." - kill_crawler_4
"Take them back Samantha!" - kill_hellhound_4
"You have all been fooled, just like Peter! Ahahaha!" - kill_monkey_0
"You must've heard the voices that time?" - kill_monkey_4
"Transmutant, into nothing!" - kill_ray_3
"Feel the power of the element!" - kill_tesla_3
"Mother, is that you? You mustn't tell anyone!!" - kill_tesla_4
"Oh what I wouldn't give to feel that kind of power." - kill_tesla_5
"The force of nature at my fingertips!" - kill_thunder_1
"I can't be sure but I think the active ingredient rots your mind." - perk_speed_0
"A gift from Sam? But why?!" - powerup_ammo_0
"Sounds like the handy work of the Mason's." - powerup_carp_3
"I will please you now... The voices!"
- powerup_insta_0
"Help me, they are displeased!" - revive_down_0
"No, no, I'm not ready for Hell! I don't even have my good shoes!" - revive_down_3
"Mommy said not to hurt animals anymore." - spawn_dog_2
"My poor little accidents, stay away!" - spawn_dog_4
"These must have been the failed experiment Maxis mentioned." - spawn_quad_3
"I don't know who Jim Bowie was, but he must've been big and long and sharp." - wpck_bowie_4
"Of course they still have the best weapon ever made here!" - wpck_favorite_0
"You remind me of patient 13225, only you make less noise when I stick things in you." - wpck_monkey_1
"I can save vials of their blood for later." - wpck_mg_2
"The Illuminati will never get their hands on me again!" - wpck_raygun_2
"What?! The voices are louder!" - wpck_smg_3
"Their kidney's will be all mine, but not for you Dempsey!" - wpck_sniper_1
"Ooh the element of power!" - wpck_tesla_2
"Could it be, the DG-3?!" - wpck_thunder_0
"So this is what Maxis was keeping secret..." - wpck_thunder_1
"I've got something you need, demons!" - wpck_thunder_3
"I will be the Lord of this wasteland!" - wpck_thunder_4
"Can it be, the DG-3? The DG-3 that's just for me? Ahaha, hahaha." - wpck_thunder_5
"So many gears, such German ingenuity!" - wpck_upgrade_wait

 


Radios

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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: The test subjects have been undergoing treatment for five days with a little progress. I have been assured that given time, the programming will take hold.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: In the past weeks, we have made great strides in breaking through to their subconscious. I have had the projectionists make edits to the few. These changes have been very effective.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Subject two-six has had a breakthrough. He is responding to the treatment and following basic instructions. The violent outbursts have been greatly reduced, and given time we feel this method of treatment will be 100 percent effective in most cases.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: The timeline for deployment can be accelerated. Given the progress we have made in the past two weeks, if patient two-six can retain the impressions longer than twenty-six hours, we will have the process perfected.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Another setback, patient two-six was killed this morning in a field test. He lost control and attacked one of our handlers. His injuries were minor but patient two-six was destroyed. The break in programming coincided with the flashing lights and loud noises of the fire alarm in the test facility.
*Knocking on door*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: One moment!
*Knocking repeats*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: What is it?!

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This seventh entry is a radio that can only be found on the Wii version of Kino Der Toten

These villagers were portrayed in propaganda films as happy and highly motivated, although in fact they were soon to suffer a terrible moral and physical collapse. Tens of thousands of people died as a result of industrial accidents in the hazardous conditions they were made to work in. The communist party came up with a crude calculation; that every worker will build one meter of canal and the project will end in three months. It actually took more than 10 years to finish the canal.

During the Great Leap Forward, factory workers' hours were doubled and machines began to work non-stop. They were not even allowed to stop for maintenance and repairs, and so, soon began to fall apart. Factories were ruined. At the same time, Mao announced another target for the Great Leap Forward. Steel production was to be doubled within one year. That production *inaudible* only from heavy industry complexes, but also from small furnaces in villages.

As a result of Communist ideology, Mao believed that workers power held a magical force. With that decision, tens of millions of Chinese set out to produce steel by amateur methods. Everything made of iron they could find, from door knobs to saucepans, was melted down in pre*inaudible* furnaces in an effort to produce steel. Women cut off their hair and mixed it with the clay in the furnaces.

 

five

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John F. Kennedy

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"This is not a contribution to the human spirit." - box_move_3
"Stick that in your Warren Commission, Dick!" - kill_close_3
"Executive Order 112477. Die!" - kill_crawler_0
"Ich bein ien Berliner!" - kill_damaged_2
"Back to the Stone Age, bubbas!" - kill_explo_4
"To the Moon with you hellion!" - kill_headshot_1
"Mankind must put an end to the undead, before the undead put an end to mankind!" - kill_headshot_4
"Ahaha, winning the Space Race now!" - kill_ray_1
"Ah, just like back in Roswell!" - kill_ray_4
"Just like the Solomon Isles!" - kill_streak_1
"I know there is a Devil, for I see a storm coming and his hand is in it!" - kill_streak_14
"Worthy of Ben Franklin." - kill_tesla_2
"Builds faster than a Communist building a wall." - powerup_carp_0
"I'm coming for them, and Hell's coming with me." - wpck_favorite_upgrade_2
"Time to deanimate the reanimated." - wpck_favorite_upgrade_3
"Time for a Zombie Missile Crisis!" - wpck_launcher_2
"Uh, whoever invented this must be insane." - wpck_monkey_0
"Ancient weapons are no substitute for a Ray Gun at your side." - wpck_raygun_0


Robert McNamara

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"Show them why you won in 1960!" - vox_plr_1_hr_resp_ohshit_4
"Show us your insides, Devil!" - vox_plr_1_kill_explo_0
"Shock therapy works every time." - vox_plr_1_kill_tesla_1
"130,000 miles per hour, 54,000 degrees Fahrenheit, a truly effective weapon." vox_plr_1_kill_tesla_4
"Double-Tap; increases rate of fire by 30%. Execute." - vox_plr_1_perk_doubletap_0
"Where have I seen this gun before?" - vox_plr_1_wpck_raygun_4


Richard Nixon

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"Lenin would be pleased." - hr_resp_kill_headshot_4
"Hahaha, I am closer to heaven than ever before!" - vox_plr_3_kill_close_4
"Not even Dante can describe the Hell you've seen." - vox_plr_3_kill_monkey_1
"This weapon can move worlds!" kill_ray_4
"If it takes months, every one of these hell-spawns will burn!" - kill_streak_1
"If only I had this at the Bay of Pigs!" - wpck_raygun_1
"This gun arouses my spirit!" - wpck_thunder_0


Fidel Castro

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"I wonder if this is covered by the Second Amendment." - kill_thunder_4
"President Nixon is not part of a complete breakfast." - ohshit_0
"I knew it! The aliens are real!" - wpck_raygun_0
"Where was this made? I don't trust." - wpck_raygun_3

 

 

ascension

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Computer System

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"Stage 3 initiation complete, lunar protocol online." - vox_ann_after_launch_
"Warning: Centrifuge malfunction.  Please follow all posted safety regulations." - vox_ann_centrifuge_spins_
"Warning: Centrifuge activation in progress." - vox_ann_centrifuge_spins_1
"One." - vox_ann_countdown_1
"Two." - vox_ann_countdown_2
"Three." - vox_ann_countdown_3
"Four." - vox_ann_countdown_4
"Five." - vox_ann_countdown_5
"Casimir Mechanism activation in progress.  Error.  No power detected." - vox_ann_egg1_success_
"Power rerouted to Casimir Mechanism.  Node 1 activated." - vox_ann_egg2_success_
"Power rerouted to Casimir Mechanism.  Node 2 activated." - vox_ann_egg3_success_
"Power rerouted to Casimir Mechanism.  Node 3 activated." - vox_ann_egg4_success_
"Power rerouted to Casimir Mechanism.  Node 4 activated. Full power achieved." - vox_ann_egg5_success_
"Casimir Mechanism safety protocol initiated; shutting down power systems." - vox_ann_egg6_success_
"Warning: Casimir Mechanism overheating, system overload imminent." - vox_ann_egg6p1_success_
"Warning: Launch in progress." - vox_ann_engines_firing_
"Lander refueling in progress.  Lander system offline." - vox_ann_lander_cooldown_
"Lander sequence initiated." - vox_ann_lander_current_
"Lander incoming." - vox_ann_lander_current_1
"Lander refueling complete.  Lander system online." - vox_ann_lander_ready_
"Security Protocol 13255 received.  Performing integrity check.  Awaiting launch initiation." - vox_ann_landers_used_
"Initiating launch protocol.  Systems check nominal.  Status update complete." - vox_ann_launch_button_
"Warning: Re-entry detected.  Security personnel on high alert." - vox_ann_monkeys_begin_
"Security level normalized, system defenses offline." - vox_ann_monkeys_end_
"Main power online.  Auxiliary power deactivated.  Rocket approaching disposition." - vox_ann_power_switch_
"Initiating lunar navigation systems.  Awaiting Security Protocol 13255." - vox_ann_rocket_anim_
"Main power offline.  Auxiliary power activated." - vox_ann_startup_0


Gersh

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"Please, help me, she's coming.  The mechanism, it must be repaired." - egggame_start_0
"*inaudible* No!  Stop it!" - egggame_egg1_0
"You've done it.  Now, it needs as much power as possible.  Hurry, she's getting nearer!" - egggame_egg1p1_0
"There needs to be more concentrated power for this to work!" - egggame_egg2_0
"Yes!  YES!  Almost there.  Hurry, she's coming!  *inaudible*!!" - egggame_egg3_0
"The Casimir Mechanism is active!  Quickly, open the portal!" - egggame_egg4_0
"I can see the outline, but there isn't enough power!" - egggame_egg5c_0
"No!  So close, keep trying!" - egggame_egg51_0
"Oh yes, I'm free.  I cannot thank you enough for releasing me from that, that horrible place." - egggame_egg6_0


Tank Dempsey

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"Hey little girl, I'm comin' for ya!" - box_move_1
"Finally. Ah, how do we open a portal?" - cosmo_egg_5
"We did your portal already and now you want more power?! Blow." - cosmo_egg_6
"Say hello to Sam for me!" - kill_gersh_device_2
"Die you undead Space Monkey!" - kill_space_monkey_0
"That creepy little girl has a weird sense of humor." - powerup_firesale_2
"Say hello to Sam for me!" - teleport_gersh_device_2
"Skullcrusher, that's what they used to call me back home!" - wpck_upgrade_favorite_0
"Who would've thought a little girl could cause so much trouble." - wpck_upgrade_wait_3
"Richtofen... I don't like him. I think I've seen him before Shi No Numa but, I can't quite remember. In fact, I can't remember much at all from before." - wpck_upgrade_wait_4


Nikolai Belinski

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"Guess I'll have to use my bare hands, like with my fourth wife... Always taking." - ammo_low_2
"You are like third wife, always asking for more." - cosmo_egg_6
"Like my first wife; useless." - wpck_crappy_2
"I have sister who used to make these... She's bitch." - wpck_dolls_4
"This brings back memories, only I forgot what they were." - wpck_favorite_upgrade_4
"I have black hole... Like my third wife. We won't talk about that." - wpck_gersh_device_4
"I used this to kill a bar once... She was my first wife." - wpck_shotgun_1
"Ah, a sickle is a perfect weapon, for a Russian farmer!" - wpck_sickle_0
"Dempsey, I like him because he's brave, like third wife. He's going to die one day, but he'll take many with him... Like fourth wife." - wpck_upgrade_wait_1
"Takeo, he is quiet, that makes me suspicious... and thirsty. He's up to something, like playing with that evil stuffed monkey." - wpck_upgrade_wait_2
"Richtofen, I don't know why he likes me so much, maybe he's trying for a free drink heh. I don't give free drinks." - wpck_upgrade_wait_3


Takeo Masaki

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"To Hell, you box!" - box_move_0
"That dark-hearted bear has frayed my last nerve!" - box_move_4
"I hope you, in turn, free someone else who needs it." - cosmo_egg_9
"What once was, is no longer!" - kill_gersh_device_1


Dr. Edward Richtofen

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"Usually the voices sound so angry!" - cosmo_egg_0
"I wonder if we should be helping this... thing." - cosmo_egg_1
"Fascinating, this Casimir Mechanism is so intriguing." - cosmo_egg_2
"Casimir? Could this be related to Hendrik's work?" - cosmo_egg_4
"There is so much power here already, and you need more?! I like the way you think." - cosmo_egg_6
"Oh I hate it when that happens before I'm done!" - cosmo_egg_7
"1.21 GIGAWATTS! Where have I heard that before?" - cosmo_egg_8
"Fascinating, a dimensional rift. Goodbye Gersch, it would've been good to know you!" - cosmo_egg_9
"I will be coming soon Nikolai! Oh so soon." - hr_resp_ohshit_3
"Your gift of creation is almost as good as mine!" - hr_resp_spawn_crawl_2
"I think it's saying something. The voices!" - hr_resp_spawn_crawl_4
"I do the dissections around here!" - kill_damaged_2
"Ich bin ein DEATH!" (I am DEATH!) - kill_explo_2
"Aveal zen my children! - kill_gersh_device_2
"They're all disappearing into the black hole. Sad." - kill_gersh_device_3
"I harvested your soul!" - kill_sickle_2
"Look at the tail! I want the tail!" - kill_space_monkey_4
"If given enough time I could create a generator from spare parts, why is it black and white now?" - level_start_1
"Where does this man with a hammer hide?" - powerup_carp_2
"Yeah, yeah! Send me more patients!" - powerup_insta_2
"Ah marvelous, I teleported." - teleport_gersh_device_0
"An instant handheld teleporter, Gersh the genius!" - teleport_gersh_device_1
"If only they could have perfected that so you knew where you'd end up." - teleport_gersh_device_3
"Oho, ah, that makes my stomach feel fuzzy!" - teleport_gersh_device_4
"I used to crush these when I was a child to hear my sister cry in anguish." - wpck_dolls_2
"Mother never let me play with dolls. Now, they are mine!" - wpck_dolls_3
"Why is there no Richtofen Device?" - wpck_gersh_device_1
"This future is such an interesting place." - wpck_gersh_device_2
"A black hole, at my will? Haha, joy!" - wpck_gersh_device_3
"Nothing is better than a personal black hole." - wpck_gersh_device_4
"Just like my favorite instrument in my lab!" - wpck_sickle_0
"How does a Russian make such a long, powerful weapon?" - wcpk_thunder_1
"I've always disliked Dempsey. He's just a meat head, nothing's changed no matter how often we did it." - wcpk_upgrade_wait_0
"Nikolai, maybe it was his drinking that made it take so well, or maybe what we did gave him his drinking problem. Oh well." - wcpk_upgrade_wait_1\
"Takeo has always been so quiet. For some reason, no matter the pain, he was always so respectful. I hate that." - wcpk_upgrade_wait_2
"The voices, dah! Leave me alone!" - wcpk_upgrade_wait_7

 


Radios

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Dr. Gersh: I give you my sincere gratitude for that... but, down to business, I am pleased to report all projects are running smoothly again after these recent personnel changes. As I had previously mentioned, Yuri Zavoyski is a brilliant scientist, but he has been so far incapable of handling "Project Mercury" - or as you call it, "the Gersh Device", and so due to numerous setbacks and delays I am forced to transfer Yuri to AK64-A experiments. I have decided that your nephew should take his place. I look forward to working with him directly. The recent incident with the Casimir Mechanism leaves no doubt in my mind that this is the right decision. The explosion caused the Mechanism significant damage, it will take time to re-manufacture all of the parts, unless some of them can be salvaged.
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Dr. Yuri Zavoyski: Rockets! He transfers me to work on rockets! These experiments require no finesse, no imagination! My intellect is ill served blasting a bunch of monkeys into the atmosphere! But I can’t fight Gersh on this. I was able to hold onto my keys, *static* as well as my research. No one else really understands what "Project Mercury" is capable of. Until then, this lab will have to do. Wait, is that a matryoshka doll? Did someone let a child in-?
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Dr. Yuri Zavoyski: I found a box today. Some lebanke left his teddy bear in it, a disgusting and filthy toy! Who keeps bringing their child onto this base? Thank God they did not take the diary: the things I have learned about the Element 115. I'll have to conduct this research on my own, away from the destructive hands of Gersh! His research into Project *static* has stalled, but will HE be transferred? I doubt it! As long as Project Mercury remains on track, his friends at *static*. I must think small.
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Dr. Gersh: I can assure you that our craft will be far superior to whatever the Americans, or should I say, Canadians are developing. Finally, Project Thunder is nearing completion. My staff has assured me that the remaining limitations of the effective range and power cells will be solved within the next few months. Oh, and also, you should know that Dr. Zavoyski does not appear to be adjusting to his new position. He has been hostile towards the other scientists, at least, more than usual, and has frequently been seen muttering to himself. The transition must have been hard for him, but if he does not learn his place soon... I may require another, more competent scientist to replace him.
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Dr. Yuri Zavoyski: They're entering my head! Always my head! I can't think, I can't, OOF, I can't stop it! Keep it out! I want you to LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Calm down there! Calm down! No, no I won't! ShutTheShutTheF*ckUp! J-Just stop! Fine... Okay, okay, I will.
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Dr. Gersh: This had better be good Yuri, the fact that you're in this lab again is reason enough to have you permanently removed! If you've done anything that will ruin it-
Dr. Yuri Zavoyski: Do not worry, you will not be disappointed. In fact, I'm sure you won't forget it! But I can't take all the credit. If you will do me the honors?
*Gersh activates Gersh Device.*
Samantha Maxis: Having Fun?!
Dr. Gersh: What the-?! No! No! Yuri, you!
*Gersh screams as he is sucked into Gersh Device*
Dr. Yuri Zavoyski: *Triumphant laugh* You fat pig! Enjoy your bed! Heheheh, heh... Oh no. No! Nononono! Nonononono! What have I done?! What have I do-?

 

call of the dead

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Opening and Closing Cinematics

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George A. Romero: Well, I've always liked the 'monster within' idea. I like the zombies being us. It's like zombies are the blue-collar monsters.
*Zombies attack Danny Trejo and Robert Englund as they both fight them off*
Danny Trejo: We're completely surrounded!
Robert Englund: We're completely fucked!
*Robert Englund stabs a zombie with his pitchfork and Michael Rooker is killing zombies with two sawed-off shotguns*
Michael Rooker: Are you girls kidding me? I've been praying for this shit! Come on!
*Sarah Michelle Gellar kicks a zombie corpse down a set of stairs*
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Boys... let's get to work.
*Action music starts and all four continue killing zombies. A zombie comes to attack Michael Rooker from behind, so he turns around and attempts to hit the zombie on the shoulder, actually
missing*
Fake Zombie: For God's sakes, he missed me again!
George A. Romero: Cut! Are you blind, man?
*George A. Romero takes one of Michael Rooker's shotguns to demonstrate how he was supposed to knock the zombie out for the movie*
George A. Romero: Like this.
*George A. Romero hits Robert Englund in the face with the butt of the shotgun*
Robert Englund: "OOOWWWW!"
George A. Romero: See?
Danny Trejo: No jefe, I do it like this.
*Danny Trejo bunts the bottom of his machete on top of Robert Englund's head*
Robert Englund: Danny!
Sarah Michelle Gellar: I do it like this.
*Sarah Michelle Gellar roundhouse kicks Englund in the chest, knocking him on his back. A real zombie then comes out of a window prop*
George A. Romero: Get back to hair and makeup. You don't look dead enough!
*The fake zombie attempts to take the real zombie by the shoulder to escort it to hair and makeup*
Fake Zombie: Come on, let's go.
*The real zombie throws the fake one to the ground, picks up George A. Romero and runs away with him*
Michael Rooker: That ain't in the script.
Danny Trejo: We're writing a new one! It's called 'Maggot! Sack! Massacre!'
Robert Englund: This is a real nightmare!
*Robert Englund stabs an approaching zombie with his pitchfork and Sarah Michelle Gellar stabs a zombie in the back with a sickle*
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Let's slay some stiffs!
*Danny Trejo, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Robert Englund, and Michael Rooker kill zombies*
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*Zombie and lighthouse images flash as George A. Romero sits in a dark room*
George A. Romero: Years ago I did research for a World War II movie. I came across some old Nazi documents. I couldn't believe what I was reading.
*Group 935 images are shown*
George A. Romero: Element 115, necromancers, raising the dead, real creepy stuff.
*Flashbacks to the four celebrities fighting against the zombies are seen.
Danny Trejo (flashback): We're completely surrounded!
Michael Rooker (flashback): Come on!
*Film goes back to George A. Romero in the dark room*
George A. Romero: The coolest thing? Some of that crazy shit happened right here.
*Flashbacks to the four celebrities are seen again*


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Easter Egg Skits

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Nikolai Belinski:  "Ah, I'm blind!  I'm blind, in my eyes!"
Tank Dempsey:  "Holy shit balls, me too!  What did you do Richtofen?!"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  I did nothing!  Where's a light switch... Oooh, I think I found a lever! Perhaps this will turn on the light."
Tank Dempsey:  "Ooh, ah!  Let go; that's. not. a. lever. Richtofen!
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Aha!  Shh, do you hear that?"
Nikolai Belinski:  "Sounded like someone outside... Hey you, hey!  I need vodka!"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Helloooo, can you help us?  There must be a blown fuse or something... It's dark in here."
*Takeo can be heard barfing*

Tank Dempsey:  "Ah man... that's wet."
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egg_skit_2

Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Ah, much better, now I can see the problem. We must've gone too far into the future. Look, the teleporter's completely broken! The time circuits are damaged, we'll have to reroute the-"
Tank Dempsey:  "Wait, you took us here on purpose?!  Where are we?"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "A better question Dempsey-"
Nikolai Belinski:  "Oooh, look at this blinky light!  Ahaha, what's this button do?"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Nooooo!"
*electronics can be heard buzzing*

Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Oh great Nikolai, you've just activate the MTD security system."
Nikolai Belinksi:  "Good!"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Excuse me, you outside.  Yeah, the handsome one, we need you to locate the power sources of the security system.  They look like little half-domes with a hole on top, kind of like a big... forget it.  If you destroy those, it should shut down the security system."
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egg_skit_3

*electronics can be heard buzzing*
Tank Dempsey:  "Okay, that did the trick."

Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Ah, yes.  Takeo, can you hand me that screw driver?"
*Takeo can be heard barfing*

Tank Dempsey:  "Okay, ew."
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Is that all he's going to do this trip?"
Nikolai Belinksi:  "Ooh, I have such a headache.. I need vodka!"
Tank Dempsey:  "Now ain't the time for drinkin', Nikolai!"
Nikolai Belinski:  "I heartily disagree; now is perfect time for drinking!"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Yeah, vodka, that might give me the distraction I-  I mean, good idea!"
Nikolai Belinski:  "See Tank, it's always good time for drinking, eh?"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "There couldn't possibly be anything left to drink in here, could there?"
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egg_skit_3b

Tank Dempsey:  "Okay, that did the trick."
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Ah, yes.  Takeo, can you hand me that screwdriver?"
*Takeo can be heard barfing*

Tank Dempsey:  "Okay, ew."
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Is that all he's going to do this trip?"
Nikolai Belinski:  "Takeo, let's dance, you barfing fool!"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "So now that they are occupied, I was wondering, could you do a special errand for me?  I need you to retrieve a very important device; it looks like a long, stiff, hard golden rod...  With fingers on the end, oooohhhhhhh, delightful..."
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egg_skit_4

Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Oh hello, thank you so much."
Tank Dempsey:  "Come on, rectal-fan, it's singin' time."
Nikolai Belinski:  "I feel like dancing with third wife, but she's doing the troika with death."
Tank Dempsey:  "Wait, isn't the troika that dance that needs three people?"
Nikolai Belinski:  "Yeah but third wife big woman, she could do both parts!  When I lie in bed I just *inaudible*, you know."
*Takeo can be heard barfing*

Nikolai Belinski:  "Takeo, let's dance, you barfing fool!"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "So now that they are occupied, I was wondering, could you do a special errand for me?  I need you to retrieve a very important device; it looks like a long, stiff, hard golden rod...  With fingers on the end, oooohhhhhhh, delightful...  But it will take an *inaudible* to find the right path."
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egg_skit_5

Tank Dempsey:  "Kinda sick that I have to ask this, but Richtofen, is that a rod in your pocket?"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Nein.  Let's go, I got us what we need."
Nikolai Belinski:  "Haha, yeah.. drunk!"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Thank you so much for your help out there.  Buh-bye!"
*teleporter activation can be heard*

Nikolai Belinski:  "Hey, what happened?"
Tank Dempsey:  "Should I get out and push?"
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "The fuse box must've shorted out, again!!"
Tank Dempsey:  "Oh come on!  This better be more rewarding than last time.  Stupid Gersh."
Nikolai Belinski:  "Vodka!"
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egg_skit_6

Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Thank you again stranger, perhaps we will see you another time!  Goodbye!"
Tank Dempsey:  "Yo, sauerkraut, you never did tell us why we came... wherever this is."
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "All in good time, my clever Dempsey.  All in good time!"
*Takeo can be heard barfing*

Dr. Edward Richtofen:  "Oh, that's what you get for eating raw fish!"
*teleportation sound is heard


Tank Dempsey

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"You know, sometimes I feel like I can't remember a time before the zombies. Wait, I really can't. Ehe, maybe it's the vodka... or maybe not." - egg_response_5
"You know Tak, between you and me, there's just somethin' off about that guy, you know?" - egg_response_6


Nikolai Belinski

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"You know, I kept the power off for my entire first marriage, first wife looked like Nikolai too much. Eh." - egg_response
"Richtofen, I hope you're leading us towards more vodka and less zombies." - egg_response


Takeo Masaki

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He doesn't actually speak at all, he just does a lot of barfing.


Dr. Edward Richtofen

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"It's situations like this that make me wish I hadn't erased their... Umm, I mean... Forcefield, forcefield, stuck behind a forcefield haha. Do you know that tune?" - egg_response_2
"One more piece after this, just one more piece and the world can be mine! Oh, I mean... Forcefield, forcefield, I'm not stuck behind a forcefield." - egg_response_5
"So close now, so very close. I'm almost glad that we're stuck in here, that way there's nothing to jog their memories." - egg_response_8
"The VRIL Generator will be mine, then there's only one more thing I need hahahah!" - egg_response_9


Sarah Michelle Gellar

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"Have we met?" - egg_dolls_5
"Sit down, shut up, and eat your supper. Actually scratch that last one." - kill_streak_5
"I, uh, suppose you guys don't want to go vegetarian..." - ohshit_8
"Cheap guns, God Bless America." - powerup_firesale_1
"I'd let them eat you if we weren't so screwed." - riv_resp_ohshit_0
"Who makes these things?" - wpck_human_1
"To the Moon zombies. To the Moon." - wpck_launcher_1
"When I get back, I'm going to have a serious talk with my agent." - wpck_upgrade_wait_1


Robert Englund

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"I swear... I could see a tunnel... and then, there was a light." - revive_up_2
"And to think, I turned down the Royal Shakespeare Company for this." - wpck_upgrade_5


Danny Trejo

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"Hey, you look familiar. Ever been to Tijuana?" - egg_dolls_5
"What's that, out in the ocean?" - egg_response_10
"Say hi to Cucuy for me!" - kill_crawler_2
"Tell Cucuy I'm comin' for him too." - kill_explo_1
"That was no normal storm, that was Cucuy." - level_start_0
"Ah, is this poison Cucuy?" - perk_phdflopper_0
"Hey Cucuy, who you got workin' for you?" - powerup_carp_1
"Man, this is Cucuy's work." - powerup_double_1
"Cucuy's coming for you man, ooooooh." - riv_resp_ohshit_4
"Fuck you Cucuy!" - round_10_0
"I'm telling you, it's Cucuy's work for sure." - weather_bad_0
"This come from the future or somethin'?" - wpck_human_2
"What a crazy day... Game inside a movie inside a game. Fuck, I don't know." - wpck_upgrade_wait_1


Michael Rooker

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"I guess this is what they meant by Hell freezing over, huh?" - damage_water_1
"Somethin's familiar about you..." - egg_dolls_5
"This damn gun's from the future... A future you ain't gonna see!" - kill_ray_1
"I think the storm blew out the power, best get to fixin'." - level_start_0
"Well son, the Devil makes work for idle hands." - powerup_carp_1
"What the hell in Lucifers name was that?!” - powerup_nuke_0
"He’s halfway to Hell now." - spawn_crawl_3
"End of the world, what do you want me to say? Some 51-liners? Pssh." - wpck_upgrade_wait_2
"Truth is, most of us would just try to make the best of whatever time we got left with our nearest and dearest." - wpck_upgrade_wait_3

 


Radios

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Dr. Edward Richtofen:
Log entry 1471
Date: September 2nd, 1945.

Deeeear diary,

Another day, another failure. This time subject N3WB just slightly improved. The Russian subject still smells like urine. even after he was given a bath and deloused TWICE. I think I might have killed the specimen from Mexico. His spleen is on the floor and and he's not moving anymore. I can verify with certainty that the barrier is not located in the spleen. Dr Maxis must continue no matter the cost. I wonder what he might think of the experiments on the little girl.

*Richtofen laughs and monkey screeches*

NIEN!!! Drop that! That's my Spleen! MINE!
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Dr. Edward Richtofen:
Log Entry 1472
Date: September 10th, 1945.

Deeeear diary,

Today was a good day. The swelling has subsided, the ice helps. They made liverwurst for lunch. It was *static*. I still have not had any luck reprogramming any of the live specimens. Dr. Maxis says the key to unlocking the human mind will be more easily discovered of someone who isn't dead yet. I am not convinced. The army is stored until I can fix this, this trust barrier. Oh. Apparently someone in security found a spy today, they are delivering him from Verrückt, to replace the one that I broke.
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Dr. Edward Richtofen:
Log Entry 1473
Date: September 17th, 1945.

Deeear diary,

Dr. Edward Richtofen: Today-
Tank Dempsey: Get your hands of me you damn dirty Nazi.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Oh ho! Get *inaudible*.
Tank Dempsey: Yeah that's right, you want some of this? I'm talking you home in bags, freaks!
*scuffle occurs*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Nien *static* little Americans!
Tank Dempsey: Ok now I'm mad!
Dr. Edward Richtofen: I suppose this must be the replacement specimen. Time to get to work!
Tank Dempsey: I can still hear you*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: HIT HIM AGAIN WITH THE STICK!!

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Dr. Edward Richtofen:
Log Entry 1474
Date: September 20th, 1945:

Deeear diary,

It would seem that the O.S.S realized that we have captured one of their spies. They tried to send a rescue team into Verrückt that was (static) the first batch of test subjects. I suspect that there are other moles in the organization, Dr. Harvey Yena, or Doctor Peter McKay to be precise. Dr. Maxis doesn't *inaudible* any Americans at Group 935, no matter how much genius they have. Stupid Americans with their... Apple pies and baseball and children, but I digress. The new American test subject is interesting, and muscly. His intellect seems low but his will is strong, like the others he doesn't seem to know who he is anymore. Unlike the others, he keeps breaking the restraints and yelling at me. Test Subject N3WB is still staring at the floor muttering what sounds like some kind of proverb over and over again. I think his mind may have been destroyed by the *inaudible*... Oh well. The Russian subject recently begun responding to stimuli, but only after injecting him with a new serum made primarily from vodka. Perhaps this is the break through we've been waiting for.
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Dr. Edward Richtofen:
Log Entry 1475
Date: October 1st, nineteen hundred forty five.

Deeeear diary,

As for the control group tests, they have been put on hold. Recently I discovered that Dr. Maxis has not been mass producing the DG-2 as he swore he would. If he won't move those plans forward, then I won't continue following his dream of an undead army! He doesn't deserve his perch of power. He doesn't know what to do with it! I know just what to do with him, but I'll take care of that little brat when I get the chance to.

 

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Quotes

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Tank Dempsey

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"That little girl is a real pain in the ass." - box_move_2
"Yo, she-bitch. FUCK YOU!" - box_move_3
"Yup, giant meteor on top of the temple. Must've fallen there. In retrospect, that seems kinda obvious." - meteor_see_1
"Richtofen keeps telling me he wants to put that meteor in his pocket. Heh, like that could happen." - meteor_see_2
"Hey, does anyone else hear that singing?" - mine_ride_0
"Hearing kids singin' like that always gives me the heeby jeebies, especially when there's no kids anywhere." - mine_ride_1
"Ugh, creepy." - mine_ride_2
"Got a flamer for ya Richtofen." - napalm_spawn_0
"I've got your ticket off planet Earth maggots, congratulations!" - ohshit_5
"I'm gonna die someday, but your day is today!" - ohshit_11
"Sorry freakbags, I'm taken already!" - ohshit_15
"There's a crystal embedded in the mountain isn't that the thingy that we need?" - quest_step3_0
"Ah, that smells like the potty corner of that closet we were stuck in." - quest_step4_0
"Holy hell that was cool! The meteor shrunk and fell into that chamber!" - quest_step8_4
"Got it! Sure glad it isn't unstable." - quest_step8_6 (after picking up Focusing Stone)
"Uh, that looks a little like Richtofen doesn't it. Odd." - quest_step8_9
"Nice sig Richtofen, when the hell did you have time to do that?" - quest_step8_10
"Richtofen has that Golden Rod, I wonder what he's up to." - rod_0
"I wish my monkey were here to enjoy this with me!" - sickle_2
"Yo bonejaws, time to meet your maker. I mean the first maker, not Richtofen, know what I mean? Ah, die time!" - wpck_mg_5
"Hey Richtofen, your mum says hello." - wpck_monkey_4
"Ray, buddy, how ya been? I've been traveling through time and kickin' ass!" - wpck_raygun_5
"Ancient temples, Russian cosmodromes, being stuck in a dark closet with Richtofen. Ugh, what an adventure." - wpck_upgrade_wait_0
"Sure was nice to hear the sound of a woman, too bad I couldn't see who it was, heh could've been someone famous. Nah." - wpck_upgrade_wait_1
"Richtofen is scheming something big, as usual. And I bet it's no good for the rest of us... Better keep an eye on him." - wpck_upgrade_wait_3
"Wonder why Richtofen is acting so stranger lately. Wait, did I say that right?" - wpck_upgrade_wait_4


Nikolai Belinski

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"Well I am used to shooting blanks, but this is not good... Like third wife." - ammo_low_2
"That is one fucking creepy teddy bear, like second wife." - box_move_0
"Stop it, I just got these boots." - crawler_hit_1
"My sister is more dangerous than you!" - kill_damaged_0
"How dare you touch Nikolai! I just bathed for first time!" - kill_damaged_1
"Suck on these energy balls!" - kill_raygun_1
"Oh looky there, it's a big rock!" - meteor_see_0
"Just like Tunguska, only smaller, less destructive. Actually, it's totally different, not like Tunguska at all. Fuck you." - meteor_see_1
"Hey when did that get there?" - meteor_see_2
"A mine cart. I've always wanted to be an explorer, ever since I was a mini Cossack." - mine_see_1
"Twice the shots! Could've helped me with second wife." - perk_doubletap_0
"If I only had this during my fifth marriage." - powerup_insta_2
"Why is there a crystal in the mountain?" - quest_step3_0
"Hey, what's this rock do? Ooh, I feel very powerful." - quest_step8_7 (after picking up Focusing Stone)
"That statue looks a little familiar, no?" - quest_step8_9
"How did Richtofen's signature get there?" - quest_step8_10
"You could not hit my fourth wife's ass with that aim!" - riv_resp_kill_headshot_4
"I noticed that Richtofen has a rod in his pocket, he is up to something good... I think." - rod_0
"Wheee! I feel like little boy again, except no vodka." - slide_0
"I have been wearing same pair of underwear for two years now. Oh, and power's out." - start_2
"I got out of bed today for this?! Time for nap." - crappy_4
"Do I have to listen to that song again? It haunts my dreams!" - wpck_monkey_3
"Because of fourth wife, I like pump-action best." - wpck_shotgun_2
"Such seductive power, like fourth wife, only prettier... and sleeker... and quieter." - wpck_upgrade_0
"What the hell is that golden rod Richtofen keeps stroking? I don't trust that man... I think he has issue." - wpck_upgrade_wait_1


Takeo Masaki

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"Need to find more bullets like yesterday!" - ammo_out_4
"Ooh, I will have your head for this, child!" - box_move_0
"That girls laugh will be the death of me!" - box_move_1
"Burn in Hell you stuffed, fuzzy demon!" - box_move_2
"Your souls have been released!" - kill_explosive_3
"It reminds me of the Shiraito Falls at Mount Fuji." - location_waterfall_1
"I once cured man under waterfall... Was a good day." - location_waterfall_2
"Giant rock on temple, looks like a meteor of Element 115. And it is big-sauce." - meteor_see_0
"Bad funkshway." - meteor_see_1
"Rock falls from heaven, scattering all before me... Hope my house, not hit." - meteor_see_2
"What is the singing? Niki, is that you?" - mine_ride_2
"It's no Lunar Lander, but it will suffice." - mine_see_1
"When was last time this was used?" - mine_see_2
"The crystal of honor is rising from the ashes of this ancient race." - quest_step5_3
"Sculpting was a good past-time for me long ago." - quest_step6_3
"Why does that statue resemble Richtofen?" - quest8_9
"Nice signature Doctor." - quest_8_10
"The Seven Kingdoms of Heaven were not pretty for a warrior such as I." - revive_up_3
"Monkey Bomb? Seven Hells Nikolai, I hate you!" - riv_resp_monkey_2
"We have arrived at the ancient temple that needs power turned on... Highly suspect." - start_1
"Richtofen is scheming something... I think he's collecting tools for some purpose." - wpck_upgrade_wait_0
"Dempsey is waking up, slowly but surely. Maybe he will remember someday." - wpck_upgrade_wait_1
"Niki. Oh poor, drunk Niki. Your honor has been washed away." - wpck_upgrade_wait_2


Dr. Edward Richtofen

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"Child, you think will stop The Doctor?" - box_move_4
"I am coming for you Maxis!" - down_revive_4
"Keep it away from Sam, Nikolai!" - hr_resp_monkey_2
"Back to Hell!" - kill_insta_4
"I need to craft wings for you!" - kill_shrunken_1
"That's the concentrated element that I need for my project, but how do I get it all?" - meteor_see_0
"I giant piece of 115 happened to fall exactly on top of this temple. How is that possible?" - meteor_see_1
"I will put that rock in my pocket, in my pocket with the spleens!" - meteor_see_2
"The voices... AH! The voices!" - mine_ride_2
"Reminds me of my childhood. Stop talking to me!" - mine_see_1
"I was conceived in a mine cart... or was it in a lab?" - mine_see_2
"By the flames of the damned!" - napalm_kill_0
"By the flames of the eternal pit, a Fire Zombie!" - napalm_spawn_0
"What mutation would cause a Fire Zombie?" - napalm_spawn_2
"The voices make me do it! Ahaha!" - ohshit_5
"Surrounded by zombies again, just like my lab!" - ohshit_8
"The voices. The voices!" - powerup_ammo_0
"And a crystal arises." - quest_step1_8
"I hear a crystal rising!" - quest_step2_4
"There's a crystal in the mountain, that doesn't seem right." - quest_step3_0
"Boom goes the crystal!" - quest_step3_1
"They are all resonating! That would amplify the wavelengths significantly!" - quest_step8_2
"The wavelength is amplified, the meteor will be mine!" - quest_step8_4
"I saw a light, like the Fuhrer's flashlight." - revive_up_0
"The voices! They're so loud!" - revive_up_3
"I have the Golden Rod, now I just need the Focusing Stone, but how do I get it?" - rod_0
"The voices are SILENT!" - sonic_dmg_4
"We have arrived. This is the place we're supposed to be. Oh, and we need to turn on the power." - start_3
"Hello? We are here. Now to make it to the switch to start the fun." - start_4
"One for each voice in my head. Ahaha." - wpck_dual_1
"It is a little gun, but has a long barrel, like my college roommate." - wpck_favorite_4
"Mother said I shouldn't play with dolls... or myself, but I don't always do what mother likes." - wpck_shrink_3
"I knew Maxis was working on such a device, but I had no idea he was successful." - wpck_shrink_4 
"Now we go back to the lab my pretty." - wpck_smg_1
"This temple looks very familiar to me, I especially like the large, decorative rocks. Haha, and the view is simply wonderful." - wpck_upgrade_wait_0
"That archaeologist is a very strange man. I do not see how he could have made it this far." - wpck_upgrade_wait_4
"Oh I do like the look of this temple, the layout is so perfect for killing." - wpck_upgrade_7
"Fascinating. And look, there is a giant meteor on top of the temple. I must have it in my pockets." - egg_skit_travel_1_3
"A time traveling temple, of course!" - egg_skit_travel_2_2
"What a glorious eclipse!" - egg_skit_travel_4b_0
"Perhaps we should wander around and find that strange man, and his servant." - egg_skit_travel_4b_2
"What genius could build such a magnificent structure?" - egg_skit_travel_5_0

 


Radios

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*I added the Easter Egg quotes into this also to give a better understanding of how and why particular things have happened. Keep in mind that they are not part of the actual radios, just there to help guide the radios into a more understanding group of text. Those Easter Egg quotes will be in orange.*

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Brock: The heat and humidity is just excruciating! According to the locals, the temple should be in this mountain range just up this river. Gary, do you hear that? A waterfall! We must be close, hand me the binoculars! There is a structure up ahead. If this is truly a gateway to Agartha, my work with finally be validated!
Gary: Uh, Brock? I don't think this place is abandoned.
Brock: Don't be silly! This place has to be thousands of years old.
*Brock starts recording*
Brock: I have found some unfinished carvings around the structures I can't make out. They do not look like... wait... what is this?
*presses button, teleporter activates, plus strange stringed music*
Gary: What the hell was that? Why is the sky dark?
Brock: It's an eclipse, we must have-
Gary: RUN!
*Zombies moaning and characters running*
Gary: What are those things?
Brock: Zombies. We have to find another way.
Gary: ZOMBIES?! What are you talking about?
Brock: The writings must have been right, th- NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT!
*hear moving stone*
Brock: Damn, take a look around and try to find a way out.
Gary: I got nothin'.
Brock: We will have to conserve our supplies. Take your shoes off and hand me your socks.
*Brock starts another recording, and zombie moans in the background*
Brock: I have been trapped in the temple structure for days. Gary is dead, and I don't see a way out of here. I can still hear the zombies outside. I fear this is my last recording, as the battery's about to die, and I will soon follow. One thing I can be certain of is that bl-
*recording device runs out of battery*
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*Weird noises are heard, similar to a teleporter*
Gary: What the hell was that? Why is the sky dark?
Brock: It's an eclipse, we must have-
Gary: RUN!
*Zombies moaning and characters running*
Gary: What are those things?
Brock: Zombies. We have to find another way.
Gary: ZOMBIES?! What are you talking about?
Brock: The documents must have been right, th- NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT!
*hear moving stone*
Brock: Damn, take a look around and try to find a way out.
Gary: Brock, I hear somebody out there, that isn't dead!
*hear moving stone*
Brock: Hello out there!? Hello?
1. Dempsey: Hey, there's somebody in there.
2. Nikolai: Hey guys, there's some British guy in this wall.
3. Takeo: Hello, where are you?
4. Richtofen: The voices! Wait, that's not in my head.

Brock: We are stuck behind some kind of mechanism, whatever you did moved it slightly. We really could use some help here. The stone is moving, it seems to be working! Oh wonderful, there is some
kind of crystal rising from the floor.
 Look at this, there's a passageway below. We have to push on to have any chance of escape.
Gary: Thanks, whoever you guys are.
Brock: I can hear water up ahead. Following the flow of water may lead us out of here.
*hear a loud bang*
Gary: Ah crap, my leg, it's stuck in some gears.
Brock: Hold on, I'll get you out.
*Brock attempts to pull Gary's leg out*

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Brock: We are trapped down here between two gates, and the water is rising. Can you see any way to open these gates?
Brock: That did it! His leg is free and the way is clear. Let's get moving.
*Brock starts recording*
Brock: We're moving through a small network of tunnels. This appears to be some sort of aqueduct system. Unless this was carved out of a much later-
*meteorite hits*
Gary: Holy crap!?

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Brock: We're moving through a small network of tunnels. This appears to be some sort of aqueduct system. Unless this was carved out of a much later-
*meteorite hits*
Gary: Holy crap!?
Brock: We need to start digging and get past this cave-in!
*digging can be heard, and rocks fall*
Brock: Well, we lucked out on that!
Gary: I wouldn't classify any of this as 'lucky'.
Brock: Well we are still alive.
Gary: Shh! Do you hear that?
*Zombie moaning*
Brock: Quickly, under there!
Gary: Great, another dead end.
Brock: Well at least we’re safe for now.
Gary: Really?
*choking can be heard*
Brock: Gary?! Get up, let's go!
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Brock: Hello! That seems to have stopped the gas, I wish I could come up there and thank you in person, but we are still trapped in this chamber.
Gary: You have got to be kidding me!
Brock: Oh no, umm. The walls are moving, can you find a way to stop this before we are crushed? Excuse me gentlemen, we are running out of time in here. The room is getting a little
cramped, we really don't have much more time.
Gary: We. Are. Going. TO DIE!!
Brock: That did it!

Gary: Let's get out of here before spikes shoot out of the walls and the floors opens up to a pit of lava!
Brock: This place is massive! The architecture is NOT what I expected to see. It's more of an interpretation of-
Gary: Oh what the hell's wrong with you?! If this place doesn't kill us the freaking undead will! We are stuck in some kind of trap-filled temple of death surrounded by a horde of undead and you were talking about the rugs not matching the curtains! If you don't...
*weird liquid goo sound*
Brock: Well, this is unfortunate.
Gary: Bleh! I rest my case.
Brock: The walls are too slippery to climb. I can see a chute about halfway up the side of the well, but we can't reach it.
Gary: What the? I think something just swam past my leg!
Brock: Where?!
Gary: I don't know?!
*Gary is pulled underwater. Screams and gurgles are heard*
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Brock: Hello! We are stuck down here. If you could somehow fill it up with water, we could get out. There is water filling the well, but it's not filling fast enough to reach the top.
Brock: Yes! We can reach the top!
Gary: You can see the outside!
Brock: Thank heavens we are finally out of the wretched catacombs.
Gary: It's still a full eclipse!
Brock: Yes, it's very strange. I've been thinking about those unfinished carvings we saw before the eclipse occurred, and can't help but think they hold some sort of key in all of this. We should investigate th-*inaudible* pyramid for some clues.
Gary: I think we should get the hell out of here while we have the chance!
Brock: But were so close to proving the existence of-
*More liquid goo and an arrow bouncing, as if thrown at them*
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Gary: You can see the outside!
Brock: Thank heavens we're finally out of the wretched catacombs.
Gary: It's still a full eclipse!
Brock: Yes, it's very strange. I've been thinking about those carvings we saw before the eclipse, give me a moment. Hmmm....
Gary: Ah jeez man, do we really need to do this now?
Brock: YES! They DO match the pictures from the tattoo. It's a code! 16, 1, 3, 4. This doesn't mean much, perhaps the answer lies inside that stepping-
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*Zombie groans and stone moves*
Brock: We have made it inside the top of the temple, I can see an antechamber through a crack in the wall, but there is no way to get inside. It's completely enclosed.
Gary: If we had a stick of dynamite, I could get us in there.
Brock: Well unless you brought some, I think we’re not getting any further.
Gary: I had some in my bag but dropped it when we were attacked by that horde of zombies.

1. Tank Dempsey: Hey, pyro-putzes, I might be able to help you with that.
2. Nikolai Belinski: Hey guys, it's happening again.
3. Takeo Masaki: Dynamite. I find your dynamite!
4. Dr. Edward Richtofen: Dynamite! Wonderful!
Gary: Ok, you bring me that stick of dynamite, I'll open this bitch up like a can of beans! Then, can we get the hell outta here?
Brock: Of course, I just need to see the inside of the temple.
Gary: I dropped the near where we were first attacked.
*Zombies still groaning*
Gary: By the look of it out there, we're not gonna be able to stroll around looking for it.
Brock: So close to the answers...
Gary: We need to get the hell outta here before it's too late.

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Gary: Alright here we go. Everybody get back!
*Explosion is heard*

Brock: I am now entering the antechamber. I see... some sort of alter, and there is a rock suspended above it. This is just wonderful! An inscription! Rich-to-fen. Richtofen. Gary, take an
etching. The rock above the altar seems to be suspended in thin air! I'm going to remove it now.
*Teleporter sounds occurs*
Gary: We've been in this jungle for days and haven't seen any sign of this hidden temple.
Brock: We cannot give up! It has to be here.
Gary: I can't shake this feeling that we're going in circles.
Brock: We should get to higher ground and take a look.
*climbing can be heard*
Brock: The heat and humidity is just excruciating! According to the locals, the temple should be in this mountain range just up this river. Gary, do you hear that? A waterfall! We must be close, hand me the binoculars! There is a structure up ahead. If this is truly a gateway to Agartha, my work with finally be validated!

 

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Quotes

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Dr. Maxis

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"Hahahahahahahaha!" - vox_xcomp_laugh
"Access denied, Richtofen." - vox_xcomp_quest_step5_15
"You fool! I should never have trusted you!" - vox_xcomp_quest_step5_18
"I know what you are up to, and I will not allow you to succeed." - vox_xcomp_quest_step5_20
"Stop the madness, Edward. We were supposed to help the human condition, not destroy it." - vox_xcomp_quest_step5_22
"She is just a little girl, Edward! She doesn't even know what she's doing." - vox_xcomp_quest_step5_24
"Greetings. If you are receiving this message, it means that Richtofen has entered the device. If you free me, I will help you minimize the damage that he will inevitably cause." - 
vox_xcomp_quest_step6_14
"Good. Now that I am in control of the station, we have one last chance to sever Edwards link with Earth. I will calculate the position, retrieve the artifact, and take it to the launch platform." - vox_xcomp_quest_step7_5
"I have finished the calculations, launch protocol initiated. Launch in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1." - vox_xcomp_quest_step8_4
"30 seconds to impact." - vox_xcomp_quest_step8_5
"Well, that was a much larger explosion than I anticipated. I have done all I can, I certainly hope those calculations were correct." - vox_xcomp_quest_step8_


Tank Dempsey

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"Dempsey, I think you're improving with age." - kill_headshot_2
"Dude, you know what I'd grow if I had a room like this? Hahaha." - location_biodome_3
"Hey, check it out, there's a black egg. Wonder what it does." - quest_step2_0
"Take that egg!" - quest_step2_1
"So you're the little bitch that keeps moving that box on me. I promised I'd ground you when I caught you, just wait til I get you out of that tube!" - quest_step4_4
"Uh, I don't know how to use this. Ask Richtofen, I think he built this place." - quest_step5_11
"Uh, that's it? Seriously? All that work and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the fuck." - quest_step8_9
"Let's rock this party like it's 1946!" - revive_up_2
"Richtofen just can't get enough worship." - riv_resp_spawn_crawl_1
"Samantha, Queen of Carnage!" - s_resp_kill_headshot_1
"Ya know you never helped us much, why should we help you?" - s_resp_ohshit_1
"Why did Richtofen bring us here?" - start_0
"Ah, home sweet home." - start_1
"Nevada, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous." - start_2
"Why they call this place Paradise Ranch is beyond me, the desert sucks!" - start_3
"Wish I could use Tak’s katana, must just be there for decoration right?" - wpck_bowie_1
"I'm gonna buy one of these for my five year-old once this shit's over." - wpck_favorite_3
"My own personal pocket teleporter, sweet." - wpck_gersh_device_3
"I hate Dick-tofen. That guy's gonna get what's comin' to him, one of these days anyway." - wpck_upgrade_wait_2
"Takeo has changed a bit since we first met, I'm probably rubbin' off on him some." - wpck_upgrade_wait_3


Nikolai Belinski

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"Gah! I just washed my hair zombie, once a year!" - kill_close_0
"This thing sucks harder than sixth wife!" - kill_gersh_device_4
"Ahaha you're much cuter now zombie, like seventh wife." - kill_headshot_6
"Ooh the electricity dancing on their corpses is so beautiful, like second wife." - kill_micro_dual_2
"Wow he just swelled up and exploded, just like little Nikolai." - kill_micro_single_1
"Shouldn't have kept them in that extra 30 seconds, like fourth wife... Ugly kid." - kill_micro_single_3
"Smells like third wife's cooking... I loved it!" - kill_quad_1
"Killed by the same magic that spawned you Hellpig!" - kill_raygun_4
"Nikolai enjoys the slaughter, almost as much as my second wife." - kill_streak_8
"Ooh I feel like young Nikolai again, then I get beaten from father." - perk_jugga_0
"Thank god I can go home and tell seventh wife I now make double points... and about new girlfriend." - powerup_double_0
"There is rotten egg on Moon? I thought it was made out of cheese." - quest_step2_0
"Do not hit it to hard, a black egg does not smell so good." - quest_step2_3
"Is she suspended in vodka? Pickled bitch, you cause so much headache!" - quest_step4_4
"So that's what he wanted to do... I probably should have seen that coming." - quest_step6_13
"Oh no, not that egg again!" - quest_step8_0
"Uh, is it just me or did we blow up Earth?" - quest_step8_7
"Haha! Goodbye wife number nine! I do not think I'll be able to top that one, she died when I blew up the Earth! Fun times! I will miss her..." - quest_step8_9
"Wow! I can be space-man cosmonaut, like little Nikolai always dream of, right?" - teleporter_1
"I have finally made it to the Moon. You were wrong fourth wife, you were wrong!" - teleporter_4
"Sexy weapon for sexy Russian. Most women think so at least, fourth wife not so much." - wpck_favorite_5
"It's been a while since I've had a chance to.. ehem, 'oscillate'." - wpck_favorite_upgrade_1
"Hey, ray, remember when we first met? Times were different, no?" - wpck_raygun_1
"Strong and powerful, like fourth wife. No, they were all big... They could plow field." - wpck_smg_4
"I don't know what Richtofen's up to, but it cannot be good for me." - wpck_upgrade_wait_1


Takeo Masaki

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*COMING SOON*


Dr. Edward Richtofen

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"Your time will come to an end, little girl." - box_move_2
"Nein! Death is not my destiny!" - down_revive_4
"Tell that little brat I am coming for her!" - kill_gersh_device_1
"Oh my, what have they done here?" - location_biodome_0
"They never did finish my little cabin in the biodome." - location_biodome_2
"My patience is at an end. You, were my patience (patients). Ahahah!" - ohshit_3
"Nothing happened, at least in this reality." - powerup_antipts_plr_1
"The voices! Make them stop!" - powerup_antipts_plr_2
"The voices in my head, they scream!" - powerup_insta_0
"Stop talking to me. Lalalalalalala." - powerup_insta_1
"Damn it I hate doing this, where is Groph when you need him." - quest_step1_0
"Ooh wonderful, I was wondering where that artifact went. Perfect timing" - quest_step2_0
"I knew I should have invented an egg moving robot. Stupid Maxis with his rules and stupid accent." - quest_step2_4
"Now to realign the Antikythera Mechanism. Just kidding, but it is pretty cool, look it up. I made it, mystery solved." - quest_step2_6
"Of course! The machine is powered by life force. How silly, I should have remembered that!" - quest_step4_0
"Child, soon I will kill you for good. But first, there is one more thing that I must do. HAHAHAHA!!!" - quest_step4_4
"Ah good, the plate I was looking for." - quest_step5_1
"Now where did I put the Casimir holder?" - quest_step5_3
"We need to connect the Casimir Mechanism to the computer system." - quest_step5_6
"The Casimir Effect only occurs when there is a vacuum." - quest_step5_10
"Login: teddy. Password: isaliar. I'm not, but that's why no one would guess it!" - quest_step5_12
"What is it with Groph's obsession with American women, all they do is play games! No matter, time to charge up the Casimir Mechanism. Carry the one..." - quest_step5_14
"Maxis, how on Earth did you get into the machine? No matter." - quest_step5_19
"You should never have kept the DG-2 from production, you should never have tried to steal the plans for the MDT!" - quest_step5_21
"Indeed, and now you are dead. Your little girl is going to be next! She is the source of madness, not I." - quest_step5_23
"And delete. Goodbye, Doctor Maxis." - quest_step5_25
"I will kill you yet, Fluffy." - spawn_dog_3
"Another reminder of Maxis' failure! Hahahaha!" - spawn_quad_3
"This will draw the samples I need." - wpck_favorite_2
"Ah Gersh, the builder of the Casimir Mechanism prototype. I will show you how to build a real one." - wpck_gersh_device_0
"Dr. Gersh, he would have fit into my project had he been born earlier." - wpck_gersh_device_4
"This V-R11 shall yield to me all their secrets." - wpck_hacker_2
"The stole this from me!" - wpck_quantum_1
"Now to use this to blast a hole in space-time and... what was I saying?" - wpck_quantum_2
"Aha! Never again will my creations be used against me." - wpck_quantum_3

 


Radios

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Dr. Edward Richtofen: Log entry 38. Date: December 4, 1939. The matter transferring prototype is prepared for test run number 151. We have now reduced our test subject's mass to prove that this is possible. Dr. Schuster, please give an overview.
Dr. Schuster: Yes Dr. Richtofen. We have a new test subject, a walnut, weighing in at a 10 grams. The target platform is now at three feet with no obstructions. We have one microgram of the element which, according to our calculations, will be entirely used up during the test.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Excellent, Dr. Schuster. Commence test number 151.
Dr. Schuster: Yes Doctor. Uh, please insert your earplugs.
*Buzzing, whizzing, clanging, propelling, and a metal clanging on the ground are heard*
Dr. Schuster: Good God! We've done it! We have powered up the prototype, and it moved a walnut directly from the prototype device into the receiving device. It moved instantly. It... it-
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Teleported. Get me Dr. Maxis.

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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: But this is not the crucial experiments that you were supposed to be working on!
Dr. Edward Richtofen: With all due respect, Dr. Maxis, this is a breakthrough of unimaginable proportions.
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: What? That you moved a walnut a few feet? Yes Edward, we will improve the human condition by revolutionizing the walnut industry. I can see it now: 'Edward's Walnut Delivery'.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Don't be obtuse.
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: How dare you call me that! We are at war, Edward! I will admit that there is promise here, but until this war is won-

Dr. Edward Richtofen: Correct me if I'm wrong, Dr Maxis, but Group 935 is a research organization. What was the motto? To improve the human condition? What business of ours is this for?
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Fine Dr. Richtofen, I will let you in on a little administrative secret. We are finalizing a deal with the Nazi party. We need funding, we need equipment, they need new weapons. Chances
are this war will end soon with a treaty or two and we will be in a much better position to help the world.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Are you certain this won't cause massive defections? We have scientists from all over the world working with us.
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: That is why it is with the utmost confidence that I share this with you. No one will know of this. This is simply the breaking of an egg to make an omelet.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Think of the tactical advantage we would have...
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Think of the cost, think of the time! We can provide the Nazis tactical expertise in various areas without putting all our eggs in your walnut basket. Good day, Edward, and get back to
your real work.
*Dr. Ludvig Maxis walks out the door*
Dr. Schuster: Bloody jerk.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: I think Dr. Maxis has lost his perspective. No matter. We will do this on our own and publish the findings before he has a chance to.
Dr. Schuster: You're not suggesting that Dr. Maxis would steal this technology and perfect it without us, are you?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: I would by no means discourage that thought. Great scientists must stick together and achieve great science.

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Dr. Edward Richtofen: Entry 42. Date: January 4th, 1940. Dr. Schuster and I, despite mounting pressure from Dr. Maxis, have continued working on the matter transference prototype. We have made great strides in the last thirty days and are ready for our first human subject. If our calculations are correct, we will send a test subject to the receptacle station sitting thirty yards away and behind a cinder-block wall.
Dr. Schuster: Are you certain you want to do this, Dr. Richtofen?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Nein, Dr. Schuster, this must be done. Quickly, put in your earplugs and power up the machine.
*Teleporting noise is heard*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Is there a power outage? Why is it so dark? I feel almost... weightless. How very unexpected. Dr. Schuster? Hello?
*Clicking can be heard*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Ah, I can see now. Oh my god. I am standing in a circular cave, surrounded by some kind of machine like, it's like nothing I've ever seen before. It looks almost alien in nature.
There's a pyramid structure at the center of the room. I'm going to try and carefully touch it.
*Shock is heard as Richtofen touches it*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Ahhh! Static electricity. It's sharp to the touch. Very cold. Not a speck of dust.
*Dr. Edward Richtofen bangs on pyramid structure*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Hmm, might be hollow. The chamber's quite large. I see what looks like capacitors at the ceiling of the chamber. There are no obvious connections to anything electrical. What is this
place? Dr. Schuster, is that you? Dr. Schuster! Look at this. It appears to be covered in some kind of hieroglyphic language. I've not seen anything like it before. Why are you whispering to me? There's no
need for that.
*Odd noise is heard*

Dr. Edward Richtofen: Was it lost? Do you hear that? It sounds like...
*Loud static and noise is heard*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: My god, what happened? I seem to be in some kind of jungle. I can't be certain of where I am.
*Jungle noises are heard, presumably teleported to Shangri-La*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Oh no!

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Dr. Schuster: Log Entry 43. Date: January 23rd, 1940. I cannot be certain what happened to Dr. Richtofen. Once the test was commenced, he just disappeared from the machine into thin air. I have searched the area for days and have no evidence that he is anywhere. I am afraid I might have to scrap the-
*Banging is heard*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Don't scrap anything! We have done something, something wonderous. Shhh. Do you hear them?
Dr. Schuster: Dr. Richtofen, you're alive!
Dr. Edward Richtofen: I'm more than alive, Mr. Schuster. Is the device still intact?
Dr. Schuster: Yes, but, what happened to you?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Aaah, something wonderful! That chamber was incredible, the wonders we could learn!
Dr. Schuster: What are you talking about? Are you alright?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Get in the matter transference prototype, Dr. Schuster. We have work to-

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Dr. Edward Richtofen: Gentlemen, for two long years we have toiled here and at Eagle's Nest to build up fortifications. For two long years we have taken equipment to build up our labs. For two long years we have worked under Group 935, believing that Dr. Maxis truly wants to help the world. For two long years we've led a double life. Today, that all ends.
*Inaudible conversing is heard from crowd and continues through Richtofen's speaking*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: I bring to you what this project is all about. What I have worked to keep from my enemy.
Dr. Groph: What is it Dr. Richtofen? It looks alien.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: It is an ancient Vril machine. And you, Dr. Groph, are now the lead scientist here at Griffin Station.
*Applause for Dr. Groph is heard*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: You will be the one to discover how it works.
*Applause ends*
Dr. Groph: We first must discover what it does.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Nein, Dr. Groph, I know what it does. It is a direct connection to another dimension.
*Crowd begins conversing again*
Dr. Groph: Preposterous!
Dr. Edward Richtofen: No more preposterous than teleporting all of you to (Static) Griffin Station.
Dr. Groph: Is it (*Static*) How do you know what it does?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: I found many interesting Vril artifacts here. I have decoded them and all signs point to this device being a stable gateway to the Aether.
*Loud conversing again*
Dr. Schuster: Dr. Richtofen, I am aware of a project being run by Dr. Maxis at Der Riese concerning Vril.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: As am I. I am going back to my port at Group 935 to continue the charade. I will be figuring out just how much information Dr. Maxis has *static* Once the machine is operational, I will enact my plan and return. Gentlemen, let the games begin."
*Applause is heard*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Shhhh, the voices are so loud!

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Dr. Groph: Log 1075. Dr. Schuster and I have spent countless hours with the pyramid device in an attempt to understand how it functions. We have made little progress... until now. Today we uncovered what appears to be some kind of tank with a glass-like front. The glass itself seems-
Dr. Schuster: I've got you now rat!
Dr. Groph: Kill it Schuster!
*Squishing sound followed by a whooshing sound*
Dr. Schuster: Did you see that?
Dr. Groph: Look! The capacitor is illuminated, the tank is filling-
Dr. Schuster: The machine. It seems to be activated! What did you do?
Dr. Groph: I think we just discovered what powers this machine.

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Dr. Edward Richtofen: Griffin station. This is Eagle’s Nest. Status update. Over.
Dr. Groph: Hello Doctor. We have the shipment, and are carrying out your orders.
*Gunshot, grunting, and a whooshing sound are heard*
Dr. Groph: It is grim work Doctor.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: All in the name of science Dr. Groph. Continue until the tanks are full.
Dr. Groph: Yes... Doctor.
*Gunshot, grunting and a whooshing sound are heard*
Dr. Groph: May God have mercy on us all.

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Dr. Groph: Eagle’s Nest. This is Griffin Station. We have an update. Over.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Dr. Groph, have you made any progress?
Dr. Groph: Yes Doctor. The machine is ready. Awaiting the conduit.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Very good, I will proceed with Operation Shield and join you shortly.
Dr. Groph: Security Protocol 935.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Yes, I will dispose of Dr. Maxis and that little brat personally. Do not... touch... Anyth-
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Dr. Groph: -tor Schuster, Report.
Dr. Schuster: The tanks are full and the shields are down. The machine is humming nicely.
Dr. Groph: Good, but what of the shipment?
Dr. Schuster: Most are buried outside of the base, the live ones we’ve sent back to Kustover Posten.
Dr. Groph: Excellent, then there is nothing left but to wait for Dr. Richtofen’s return.
Dr. Schuster: Perhaps this is a good time to work on my low gravity putting in the bio-dome.
Dr. Groph: Yes, I did believe that time would-
*Alarm sounds: “Intruder Detected - Receiving Bay”*
Dr. Groph: Security, Report.
[static]
Dr. Groph: Can you repeat?
Dr. Schuster: She’s coming right towards the-
*A girl’s scream heard*
Dr. Groph: Get her!
Dr. Schuster: Get back here!
*Girl’s screams are retreating, running footsteps heard*
Dr. Groph: Nein! Do not let her-
*A loud bang, smashing glass and hissing gas sounds are heard*
Dr. Groph: Dammit, Dr. Schuster, find a way to get her out of the pyramid, I will contact Edward, let him know there’s been an incident.
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Dr. Edward Richtofen: How did she end up there? No matter, I know what must be done, in the meantime see if you can find Dr. Maxis, perhaps he can talk some sense into her.
Dr Groph: Did you not deal with him already?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Yes, but if the child ended up here, then Maxis must be somewhere too. Find him.
Dr Groph: How do you propose-
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Dr. Groph I cannot do everything for you. I leave this in your capable hands. There is much to be done.
Dr. Groph: Yes Doctor.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Oh and Groph?
Dr. Groph: Yes?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: I'd keep an eye out for an evil looking dog while you're at it.
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Dr. Groph: Hope this works. Schuster, power it up.
*Hissing gas and a loud bang are heard*
*Computerized voice: “Systems Nominal. Accessing Pyramid Device. Interface via M.P.D. active. Accessing M.P.D.. M.P.D. integrity check nominal. Awaiting input."*
Dr. Groph: Excellent, bring the sample.
*Loud bangs heard*
*Computerized voice: “Analyzing M.P.D.. Creating profile. Profile Created.”*
Dr. Groph: Excellent. Now, scan for target.
Dr. Schuster: Yes Doctor.
*Gas hissing and bangs are heard once again*
*Computerized voice: “Target located.”*
Dr. Groph: Bring him here, immediately.
*Gas hissing and bangs are heard followed by the sound of a teleporter. The thumping of someone landing is heard afterwards*
Dr. Schuster: Greetings, Dr. Maxis.
Dr. Maxis: Schuster! I should’ve known. Where is that rat Edward? Where are we? And how did you get me out of that wretched tunnel?
Dr. Groph: None of that is important right now. Allow me to fill you in.
[static]
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Samantha. Honey? Daddy is here. Come dear, please. Open the machine. Daddy will not let them hurt you anymore. Honey? Daddy knows he’s made some mistakes, I am truly sorry that you were put through so much. When your mother died I could not bear the thought of losing you too, that’s why I kept you so close. I did not mean to neglect you, I just wanted to know you were safe from harm-
*Sam opens the pyramid & a girl crying is heard crying.*
Samantha Maxis: Daddy!
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: I love you, Samantha.
Samantha Maxis: I love you too Daddy.
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Can you do something for me? Something very important.
Samantha Maxis: Yes.
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Kill them... all.
*A gunshot is heard and something falls to the ground*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: No!
*Gas hisses*
Samantha Maxis: Hahahaha! (Demonic Laughter)
Dr. Groph: We are doomed.

 

 

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Dr. Maxis

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"Good, the trichotomus system is almost complete."
"You have done well, but yet we need more energy."
"That is but one of the required three points to complete the design."
"You have done well, now activate the spires power. Are you circumcised? Oh, hold on, *inaudible*."
"That's it, now complete the device! Do it!"
"Yes, outstanding! Now we can continue our other tasks."
"You have constructed a control mechanism, but to program the computer, you will need to secure an application NavCard. You will have to seek it out, and then return here and activate the spire. TO SAVE MANKIND!"
"The creature is too far away, you need his energies! Or all your efforts will be for not."
"The creature is near, lure him to the spire!"
"Excellent! You have freed it! But now, you must turn off the power. An active power grid will disrupt all communications between us, and make it impossible for us to accomplish the mission I have for you. SHUT DOWN THE POWER!"
"This is a great power source, although it will have to be amplified. With any higher output, our communications will likely cease. We will require a burst of tremendous voltage."
"Kill the creature! Kill it now, so we can capture its essence!"
'You have done well, but we need yet more energy. This is but the tip of what needs three sides. Now, create the trichotomus system."
"Nien! Don't do that. We need the creature's energies. Killing it will only set back your purpose."
"Nien, the electromagnetic pulse has worn off, you must act with hast. The electrical grid is interfering with my signal!"
"Nien, that makes him stronger, NO!"
"It seems some new cargo’s aboard and needs to be delivered."
"Not enough power, bring additional energy systems!"
"Nothing to see here, for now. Maybe down the road we will revisit this place. Such a lovely place."
"Excellent, you have activated the two obtuse vertices of the saline. Quickly, complete the tertiary node!"
"Yes, power! We need more of it. But only power which is portable, and possibly even alive."
"Ah, your power supplies are drained, now start again! Portable power devices are running out. You will have to redo a step, HURRY! You have let power get below acceptable levels, return to the previous
locations."
"The spire. The spire is nearby."
"Yes, the spire is online! Now, if the other sites can only be likewise and powered, then perhaps there is still a chance to complete that which was begun so many years ago. Your help has been invaluable. Farewell."
"We have other ways. This power is too intense for my purpose. I cannot communicate while it is


Dr. Edward Richtofen

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"Oh look, you got the Wunderwaffe DG-2! Ha, just kidding! Hahaha."
"It's like playing 'don't touch the lava' but with real lava! Hahaha."
"Is that all the damage those missiles did? I was hoping for less ground and more lava..."
"I remember doing that just to anger that little girl!"
"Oh his screams are so delightful!"
"Ah, this building looks familiar."
"No power, no juggernog. You have it easy compared to how they had it."
"It looks like a Max Ammo but I can't be sure, I can only see everything at the same time."
"That gift was just for you, and you throw it away! I think I'm offended."
"Speed Cola! Oh how I miss that invigorating taste."
"Ah, the best drink of them all."
"One of them is down!"
"Only one of them remains, haha, show no mercy!"
"Two enemies are dead, hahaha."
"Two left, let them suffer!"
"Three of them are down!"
"Three enemies remain."
"Now we need the 115, and the only place to get that is from their flesh... THEIR FLESH!"
"You must test the 115 on the undead by killing them, and boy do you need a bunch of it. Get busy!"
"Ein, zwei, drei, vier! Jawohl, induce the electricity now, you can use it only once!"
"You know, I used to be in your shoes? Then I became an all-powerful omnipotent being!"
"Sometimes my pretties need help... ATTACK!"
"Hahaha bye bye."
"Oh this is good, you've accomplished much. But to activate the computer you must have the little Nav Card thingy, which plugs into the computer thingy. Don't worry your little brain about what it does or how it works, just go find it!"
"Crushed beneath the heel!"
"Fetch me their souls."
"Double points."
"Drop one of these right here and.."
"Yeah, yeah you did it. Soon this beautiful planet will be healed once more and the flesh will cover the Earth! Oh what a glorious day that will be for you!"
"You will be the hero that has saved all of the Earth... FOR ME TO PLAY WITH!"
"Oh good job, wonderful! You've done well my friend, but this is not a sprint, this is a marathon! Of your group, you're the only one who seems to be able to hear me, so you must convince your deaf friends to heat up the obelisk. Setting a puny fire will not be enough, it must reach an extreme temperature. Now, if only you knew how to build a portable engine of some sort which might grow very hard. Hmmm... some sort of jet engine with an afterburner? Oh what, you do? Oh goodie goodie, so why are you still standing here listening to voices in your head? Get to it schweinhund (pig-dog), or Maxis will kill you all!"
"*coughs loudly* Oh, excuse me, just getting used to the Aether. *inaudible* Ah, right."
"Oh wonderful, but now too much power is flowing into the obelisk. You must reduce the incoming power by a factor of 4."
"Time for a Fire Sale!"
"*inaudible*, you need the power, make with the flicker flicker again Yalov."
"Ahaha we will work together against the zombies, yeah? Co-Op time, so much fun! Wonderful! You're on two teams and only one team makes it out alive, so... Good luck."
"*inauduble*, feel the thrill of victory!"
"Here zombie, let me help you."
"Idiots! You have missed a step somewhere. First the hut, then the flesh, then the electricity! You are almost useless. If I wanted a mindless thing to save the Earth, I'd send a zombie!"
"Oh that is the last piece! Now you have everything you need to make the jet engine, quickly!"
"That is a large group of *inaudible*, now lure them to the obelisk, the make the go boom!"
"Now which one of you is going to take care of that little bastard while everyone else runs around?"
"You know, I never liked how that little brat never told us how anything worked. So the secret to survive is to stronldsnfvnpowfnpolkjdvnodv. Haha, and that's how you win!"
"Now go look at everything!"
"Excellent, your skills are superb! Now get this thing to the obelisk. We must hurry for Maxis is a busy little beaver and the dam he built will kill you all. Trust me."
"You know, I think I'm starting to miss the other three..."
"Ok, you seem new to this or at least you seem a bit nervous, no? Ok, tell you what. I will keep my pretties from overwhelming you too much, soooo... relax!"
"You fool, the obelisk must be hot. Very, very hot! Like me... Oh..."
"It's up to you now. You're the only one left. Pity."
"Pick up the zombie. Put down the zombie. It's hard!"
"Yeah yeah yeah! It's so hot and it's burning up! Oooh! Sexy! Sexy!"
"Even a stupid American and drunk Russian could do better than that!"
"Trying to take a break I see..."
"Yeah, yeah! I can feel the tingling in my toesies!"
"Almost, all four must do it simultaneously. Together idiots, together! Must I do everything, look how much I do for you already. It's the least you could do to save your pathetic planet. I swear, some people, no ability to work as a team."
"Nein swastika, try again. The obelisk must be as hot as you can make it. So hot!"
"Hmm, let's see. Ahh, I can help you up and over pretty one, this is how she did it. I always knew she was cheating!"
"Bleh bleh bleh, vodka vodka, bleh bleh. Ah, I think I'm starting to miss that drunk."
"He's not going to say anything about vodka? Ah, you guys are boring!


Bus Depot

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"Speedway's Bus Lines does not allow solicitation in its waiting areas. Please do not give money to beggars."
"All persons waiting in the Speedway's Bus Lines terminal must be holding a valid ticket."
"Please, do not clog the isles with personal belongings."
"Please alert station changings to unattended baggage or packages."
"The Red Zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. No parking is allowed in the Red Zone."
"Cleanup required in the men's restrooms. Station personnel, please report to the men's restrooms."
"For your safety, please stay clear of the mechanical repair *inaudible*."
"All children under the age of 17 must be accompanied by an adult."
"There is no sleeping allowed on the bench seating."
"Bathroom stall fraternization is strictly prohibited. Speedway's Bus Lines personnel are patrolling at random intervals


Bus Driver

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*The second half are the location quotes*

"Passenger's must restrain small children while the bus is in motion."
"Please pay the bus fare in exact change."
"Holy crap the bridge is going down! Wait, it stopped, let's just test its structural integrity by continuing to drive this heavy bus over it, shall we?"
"What could go wrong in a darkened diner with gasoline covering the ground?"
"What could go wrong in a darkened diner in the middle of no where?"
"Now approaching the rundown gas station and diner filled with undead things which want to kill you!"
"Everyone off at the charming country cottage covered with creeps."
"Rural cannibalism is on, coming up next!"
"Abandoned power facility just ahead, what could go wrong?"
"Abandoned power facility up ahead, you should bark and light up the neighborhood why don't ya."
"I'd warn you about this place but I doubt you'd listen."
"New-route announcement engaged, now approaching Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus Depot."
"Next station; a grounded bus stop filled with undead."
"All up for a one-way trip to Doomsville!"
"Count taker stop, get off now for shopping, movies, dining, *inaudible*."
"Everyone off for the rotten burnout hellhole, crawling with the undead."
"Oh what a beautiful small town. Oh wait, no, it's just that burned out wreck again."
"New route learned. Cross-referencing mapping software. Automatic Route Guidance still in effect."
"If you look to your left, you'll see the river of lava that we appear to be moving into. Time to panic!"
"All passengers must remain behind the yellow line at all times."
"Thank you for riding Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus Lines."
"Doors engaged!"
"Please do not hurry the driver."
"Welcome aboard Speedway Bus Lines!"
"Clear the road ahead, move up to Deluxe Coach!"
"More accommodations available on Consolidated Coach Corporation Double-Decker class!"
"Mysterious and dangerous forest just ahead."
"Hey, perhaps you should disembark and explore this darkened forest, I'm sure nothing bad will happen."
"And yet another mysterious and dangerous forest just ahead."
"Please display courtesy to the automatic driver."
"It is unsafe to distract the driver while the bus is operational."
"Warning. Warning. Software failure imminent."
"Stay behind the yellow lines at all times, or you'll be sorry asshole!"
"WOOOOOAAAHH did anyone else feel that?!"
"Door privileges have been fucking revoked!"
"Ladies and gentleman, please remove your possessions from the seats next to you, to make room for new passengers."
"Error. Self-repair protocols inactive. All passengers must disembark upon pain of slow, agonizing death."
"Danger! Persons damaging Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus-Lines property will be reported to authorities."
"As we drive over this collapsing bridge, please remember there is no afterlife that your loved ones will be joining you in."
"Please do not board or exit the bus while the bus is in motion."
"Danger! This bus is not equipped for rooftop sight-seeing."
"As a friendly reminder, passengers must restrain small children while the bus is in motion."
"Warning! Local police officials have been alerted to unruly passengers."
"Broken bridge to nowhere, coming right up!"
"Go on, jump off and take some coy. What's the worst that could happen?"
"Everyone off the bus! It's time to get murdered underground."
"Vandals will be ejected without a refund."
"Fuck you! Now I am not stopping."
"Fuck you! Get your ass off my bus."
"These beautiful green rolling grass covered hills are home to thousands of *nano fairy*."
"This bus is out of order. A replacement driver has been notified and will be here in approximately 123 years... You're all fucked."
"No free rides. Bus fees will be punished severely."
"GET BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE, OR RISK TERMINATION."
"NO FIGHTING ON THE BUS."
"Please step clear of the closing doors."
"Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus-Lines is pleased to deliver you to your destination."
"Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus-Lines invites you to upgrade to first class."
"Go ahead, get off here. See how long you last."
"Oh fuck we're all going to die! Goodbye cruel world, goodbye! Oh... we made it. Consolidated Coach Corp would like to remind you to stay calm in any emergency situations."
"Tear out the windows in terror as we navigate the broken bridge."
"Interfering with proper bus control is unsafe for all passengers."
"Hey asshole, I'm telling you to stop or I'm driving you off a cliff!"
"Welcome aboard, please have a seat! Thank you for choosing Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus-Lines. We know it's a big decision who you ride with and we are privileged to have been chosen."
"This vehicle is equipped with anti-vandalism response."
"Passengers who engage in violence will be forcefully ejected."
"We reserve the right to deny service."
"Danger. Doors closing. Please clear the doorway."
"Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus-Lines is not responsible for your safety."
"Cornmaze. Disembark for the dizzying cornmaze... that you'll never get out of."
"Authorities have been alerted to your destructive actions."
"Please excuse the delay, rush hour traffic alerts are now in effect. Please expect a 12-minute slowdown."
"Error. Error. Transport is under attack by city population. Engaging emergency riot software."
"Please keep the doorway free of hands and feet."
"Error. Error. Global Positioning System navigation error. Maintain current course. Implement Automatic Course Upgrade protocols."
"Secluded wooded areas perfect for hiding corpses or quiet murders coming right up."
"Prepare to disembark and be eaten!"
"Falling down deathtrap of a rotten bridge ahead. Been there, done that."
"Keep fucking with me. See if I don't crash this bus and kill you all."
"Farewell, I hope you enjoyed your journey with us. May I suggest you run."
"Road conditions are contributing to an overall bumpy ride. Please bear with the highway repairs."
"End of the line. No seriously, this is now the end of the line.

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"Now arriving Groom Lake. Last call for Groom Lake."
"Grand Central Station. End of the line, Grand Central Station."
"Bohemian Grove. Put on your hoods and disembark at Bohemian Grove."
"Yellow Stone Park. Step off the bus to see beautiful Yellow Stone Park."
"Welcome aboard. Please secure all personal belongings and take your seat, now departing for the H.A.A.R.P. Research Station."
"Harvard Yard. Everyone off for Harvard Yard."
"Ladies and gentleman, we are now arriving at the Fast Flux Test Facility."
"Santa Monica Promenade. Ride the Ferris wheel, surf the pier."
"Now approaching tunnel entrance for Dulce Base."
"Attention passengers, next bus stop is the island of Hawaii. We're all going to drown."
"Tehachapi Range, just ahead. Please gather your biohazard suits if Tehachapi Range is your stop."
"Grand Canyon dead ahead. Now crossing the Grand Canyon!"
"Greenbriar Resort. Every one off for Greenbriar Resort."
"Houston Astrodome. All riders off for the Houston Astrodome."
"Error. Error. Bus transponder not operational. Default into program route cycle, now arriving Savannah River Tritium K Reactor."
"If you look out the windows on your right, ladies and gentleman, you will see the beautiful Great Slave Lake, the cleanest freshwater lake in the region."
"Please gather all Top Secret files, and disembark for Deep Springs Gravitational Anomaly."
"Darkened hole in a cliff, just ahead."
"Attention passengers, please active clean-suits and disembark for Mount Weather."
"Darkened hole in a cliff, just ahead!"
"Everyone off for the majestic Mount Rushmore.


Abigail "Misty" Briarton

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"Stuhlinger, it's your lucky day, you get to watch me use a knife!"
"I was a six-time knife-fighting champ, I ain't afraid of nothin'!"
"All this lightning's making my piercings tingle... All of 'em!"
"Ugh, I hate the smell of lightning."
"Nothing good comes out of weather like that."
"Holy cow, it's a lightning lizard!"
"LIGHTNING!... thingy..."
"You picked the wrong girl to pick on, lizard man!"
"Huh, so the lightning man can bleed too?"
"Teddy bear? What kind of sexist crap is that?"
"I won't hurt Marlton's feelings by telling him I built this... I'll just say I found it."
"I don't need Marlton to do this stuff, but it's nice to make him feel necessary."
"Sure, what could go wrong with a rotten, old computer driving."
"Don't expect any special favors, if you get my drift."
"What other skills you hiding behind those glasses, sexy?"
"Oh I love watching you bite!"
"Whoo! I'm gettin' all worked up watching this!"
"Throw it... and blow it!"
"Mmm, thinking about sharing that thing... baby?"
"Zombies rush in, where Angels fear to tread."
"Stab that little Devil!"
"Haha, you just got your ass handed to you by an chick who weighs a buck, oh, 8! (108)"
"Heh, I feel like a teenage runaway again."
"Ah, the smell of a farm... Not quite the same since they came around."
"This place is bringing back all kind of good memories!"
"Aw, there's even a clothesline like mom used to have."
"Phew, I was starting to think the whole planet was covered with a thick blanket of ick!"
"Wait a second, I've seen this kind of place before."
"Huh, it's like someone's calling out my name, but I can't hearing anything."
"I remember daddy's face when the zombies got him... makes me angry!"
"I just realized, that I can't even remember my own mothers face."
"Come on back and finish what you started, Devil baby!"
"Devil dogs a'comin'!"
"Bleh, some kind of substitute penis, if you ask me."
"It's like a replacement for something... that's gone a little soft."
"Oooh look what my daddy left me haha! I must've been good this year!"
"Just where did all these guns come from?"
"Flesh gobblers, get ready to meet your blue-eyed maker!"
"Suck bullets Devil dogs!


Stu Stuhlinger

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"Oho, Hell's about to fill up!"
"Oh, just another trick played on me by the conspiracy crate."
"Ever notice how the conspiracy crate never gives me nothin' nice? It's a conspiracy!"
"Oooh I have received a gift from the magical voices!"
"Ohoho just what the doctor ordered for the voices in my head. I mean uh, I guess this will do until I can find me a real man's gun."
"I heard they put something in the water to make you forget to count your bullets... It's the game."
"Ugh, never trust a machine."
"Everything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer. Rule 38."
"You know who owns this bus line right? Everyone knows! It's them..."
"Stay on your feet old pal, I am coming!" (To Russman)
"Oho now that's a score! That supernatural box from Atlantis must like you! Oh, wow, I've said to much."
"That box of lies comes right out of the Bermuda Triangle! I read."
"Storm coming... And Hell's comin' with it."
"No good comes from a storm like that."
"Uhh, let me tell you, this place is PARADISE compared to where I'm from."
"Hey this looks like a fun town, how come we've never come here before?"
"Huh! When did they build a town here?"
"Oh you scamps, you're pulling my leg, we've never been here before!"
"A forest! Oh, and this one has trees! It's too bad we can't stay."
"I'm a regular Thomas Fredison! Or, whatever his name is... Was."
"I'm pretty sure those dog things were bred in secret labs!"
"Ahh! Hellhounds from the Hollow Earth!"
"That's for all the times your kind probed us Earth-folk!"
"I wonder if I should trust this super-gun technology. Everyone knows it came from the Hollow Earth..."
"I feel like I might've been here before or somethin'."
"Oh, these dirty jigawatts are up to no good I tell ya!"
"Holy shnikes it's an alien!"
"I know what those aliens do inside their flying discs!"
"No no no no, I'm not opening that crate without my tin foil suit on under my clothes... MIND CONTROL!"
"I saw a tunnel of light... and my mother was there."
"I'd rather be judged by 12 than eaten by 6. And who told you to come after me, huh? Why do they want me dead?"
"Oh, if the rest of them discover what I-. No, no, no! Don't even think about it Stuhlinger! They can never know."
"The aliens try to talk to me at night, when I'm trying to sleep!"
"Come on, come here and get stabbed you Bermuda Triangle barf-chuckers!"
"I've got enough bullets for everyone in Atlantis!"
"Oh yeah, oh yeah! Goin' out on a blaze of glory, just like the voices told me to!


Marlton Johnson

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"That, is no natural weather pattern..."
"This signals the advent of something very unpleasant!"
"It must be some sort of retrograde evolutionary throwback, OR a massive leap forward!"
"No, my electronics! Ruined!!"
"What type of creature could thrive in such an environment?"
"Danger radiates from the creatures very being."
"I feel safe in asserting that such monstrosities do not typically live inside power cores."
"Russman, run to the storm and measure the gigawattage."
"There's an unnatural phenomenon hovering in the distance!"
"The pointlessness of their entire existence haunts me."
"Apparently they live only to give chase... What purity of existence."
"Their motor skills are pretty astounding, considering the degeneration of their medullas."
"If there were only some way to profit by crippling them."
"That is indeed the explosive compound trinitrotoluene."
"Chemical bonds being shattered in the most glorious fashion!"
"Fusion made portable!"
"Jellied-fuel will teach you to keep your distance, wretches!"
"Better you bite the dust than bite me."
"I... Am the very model of a modern major general."
"I touch you, you touch the infinite! But I don't like touching."
"Advanced technology yields advanced results."
"Ahh, the Aristotelian ideal of a dark hole in a mountain."
"It is nice to not feel a target has been painted upon your back, harkening to my youth."
"Atomic fishin'!"
"Lick the atomic light!"
"My endeavors will aid all mankind! Well, me primarily, but through me, all mankind."
"If you let me die, you are only dooming your own efforts at success."
"Why would anyone ever automate an artificial driver?"
"The technology at work here must seem like magic to a troglodyte like you, Russman."
"Ah, coniferous trees, native to the area. A multitude of them to be exact."
"Hmm, deciduous trees this time."
"Hmm, perhaps I should start a pine cone collection."
"Did anyone see a name for this town?"
"Extraordinary! This is far superior to the original." (PaP)
"The engineering complications overcome must've been incredible." (PaP)
"Contemplating what we have lost as a species would make me cry... If I allowed emotion to effect my behavior."
"Something odd is going on with my perception of time."
"What an intriguing show of ball-lightning!"
"Great Tesla Coils!"
"One of them has escaped to breed!" (Denizen)
"Well you see, to any undeveloped mind, science is indistinguishable from magic."
"Feel the bark for moss, that is the north side of the trees. Try not to get lost."
"Pre-collapsed society must've been a glorious place to live!"
"I'm afraid this technology is so far beyond my wildest dreams of comprehension that it saddens me."
"I have a funny feeling about this place."
"Pile on fellow travelers and we shall end this creatures attacks!"
"Ahh, I would not trade this for all the tea in China, if there even is a China anymore


Russman

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"That's heavy, damnit. I'm an old man!"

"Doh, I knew I should've took the train."

"Just a day. Just one day without a bunch of zombies, that's all I ask!"

"What's that sign say? Electric station?"

"Dark hole in the side of the hill? What could possibly go wrong."

"Uh huh, what's the trick this time, Devil box?"

"Devil box runs a sale?! I'll believe it when I see it."

"So long kid, say hello to nothingness for me."

"Devil box took pity on your stupid ass."

12:0

 

 

Radios

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This first entry was cut and was therefore never said in-game

Dr. Ludvig Maxis: You! You are not one of those foul creatures. Excellent, I have been searching for decades. Listen now, what I have to say is of the utmost importance to mankind. If you would see this planet free from the curse of these wretched undead creatures, and the monstrous evil which controls them, then you must obey my every command. I cannot affect physical change... yet. You must be my hands. Only you can stop that awful worm, Richtofen.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: What has occurred cannot be undone. However, I realize the calculations were made in haste and could potentially threaten the entire globe. That was not the intent. I considered a possible plan B should this occur, and this plan would consist of creating global polarization devices that would [static]. It appears I have difficulty speaking. [static] devices with the power [static] shut the power [static] me.
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Unknown Man 1: Voice. Come in, unidentified electronic voice. We've been attempting to activate your spire as instructed, but one of our members began hearing the other voice you warned us about. He turned on the rest of us and shot one member of our crew and wounded another before we restrained him. Hello? Hello? Damn this thing. Why doesn't it answer when we call it? Hello-
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Unknown Man 2: Hello, hello. This is Jackass Flats calling any human community within broadcasting distance. We're located at standard map coordinates 37 degrees 07 North, 116 degrees 03 West. This is a warning to anyone contacted by a group of mysterious voices. Several of our party began to hear the voices, and they're competing instructions and compatible demands drove a wedge down the center of the camp. Half of the camp is carrying out the demands of [inaudible] only through electronics *inaudible*. This voice is a big long [inaudible] and it's ultimate goal's unclear. The other voice cannot be heard by humans who have [inaudible] arm the lo*inaudible* madness this way lies. Neither of these instruction sets will [inaudible] understand [inaudible]. Those of us who have not chosen a side have been hunted by both sides, seeking the forces to assist their [inaudible]. Oh god they found me [inaudible] no, get back! Stop! Ahhhh!
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Unknown Man 3: What's that? Who's there? Wish I could see you. Of course I have; there's nothing else. No, I won't do that. How do I know you're not lying? You can be making all that up! Sure, that only makes sense… Oh my… Oh I see. Sure, sure. But… they're my friends. Yes, of course, I see now. I'll do it. I'll do it for you, for you and the flesh.
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Unknown Man 4: Hello? Hello? Are you there? We have activated the spire as instructed but the shamblers are swarming our location, and we can't hold out against their superior numbers for long without aid. Hello? Please come in! It is vital that you instruct us on th- [static and screaming].
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Unknown Man 5: You think you're sooo smart, huh? *Short chuckle* You think you can manipulate everybody to do it, which you want, but we know that you [static] calculate how it works with your sinister agents, hm? You mean to destroy this planet and kill us all! We're not gonna help! No way no how! So yeah, you keep talking. No one's gonna hear you because we destroyed everything. Everything electronic, starting with evil radio-box-thin

 

Diary Entry 11, Study #0918 by Dr. Ludvig Maxis

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Entry 11, Study #0918

It has become apparant to me that not all humans are created equal when it comes to surviving the current state of this world.

Through discovery, one can find an Easy switch in the Custom Games options.  If one has any desire to uncover mysteries of this new world and support my crusade against the megalomaniacal Dr. Richtofen, one must survive the Original hordes.

I have added a Ranking System, Stats and Leaderboards to track their progress.  I have also provided new ways to challenge the more Hard Core specimens: ' Headshot Onl' in Custom Games is one example amongst many.  New game types and Custom Games will allow me to better seperate the wheat from the chaff.
Experimentation is key

 

nuketown

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Marlton Johnson

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"No, my electronics! Ruined!!"
"This device will prove my mental superiority once and for all."
"Ahh, the amperes have hurt me to the quick."
"The hydronic forces contained herein shall make me unstoppable!"
"Ooooh, what an interminable wait."
"Just because one is different is not a valid excuse to simply banish him."
"The air is thick with the sound of carnivorous beasts!"
"Execute them before they overwhelm us!"
"Grow a pair of eyes already, there's zombies on the damn roof!"
"Visibility here is near zero, what is the point?"
"I cannot believe this is the best route to where we are going."
"They ask me to leave? I was the one reporting this scuffing behavior... makes no sense."
"Please respect my personal space!

 

 

great leap forward

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Opening Cinematic

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Samuel J. Stuhlinger: I don't understand!
Dr. Edward Richtofen: [inaudible]
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: Why are you doing this? Why me?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: [inaudible]
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: Travel where? Don't you get it, there's nothing left!
*purple light travels across world map, seemingly signifying teleportation*
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: Woah, how did you-?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: [inaudible]
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: What? What do you mean, mend the rift?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: *inaudible*
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: Well maybe I don't wanna, huh, did you think of that?
*flashback to an image of Samuel eating an arm*
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: Oh you can't tell them about the flesh! What I did... They'd kill me if they knew.
*zombies begin approaching*
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: Ah shit...
*Russman dives into the scene and kills the zombies*
Russman: If you're gonna talk to your imaginary friends, Stuh, you might want to wait til you're in a z-free zone!
*zombie dives onto Russman and tears him apart, killing him*
Russman: Ahh!!!!
*an elevator with Misty and Marlton arrives*
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: Stupid-ger! Get over here, now!
Marlton Johnson: Come on, come on!
*Samuel gets in the elevator*
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: What do we do now?
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: We arm up, find a good place to defend, kick ass, that's it.
*the elevator begins to descend*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Accept your fate, begin anew! *barely audible*
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: I don't understand!
Marlton Johnson: What are you talking about Stuhlinger, Misty made it pretty clear!
*elevator doors opens to a horde of zombies*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Accept your fate, begin anew!
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: If we're goin down, we're goin down fighting! Ahh!!!
*zombies seemingly overwhelm the three, and they (plus Russman) teleport*
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: Have we been here before


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George Barkley:  Attention to all on this channel.  This is George Barkley, former Assistant Director of the CDC facility in Druid Hills, Georgia.  Prior to the destruction of our headquarters, our research found evidence that contaminants are now infecting the very air we breathe.  As such, exposure of some sort appears inevitable for all survivors.  Symptoms are variable, but most subjects display short-term memory loss, psychosis, delusion, and paranoia.  Short-term memory loss has also been reported, but as of yet, I have been unable to confirm this.

We advise all individuals to monitor their fellow survivors, for the signs of the above symptoms, paranoia in particular.  Ask yourself, are those closest to you really who you think they are?  Are they following their own secret agenda?  Are they, perhaps, plotting against you?  The dangers presented by such symptoms cannot be understated.  It was with deep sadness that I myself was forced to euthanize fourteen members of my own team.  My condolences to their families. I hope this message serves as a warning to all survivors.  We must all do whatever it takes, to ensure our future as a species.  Thank you.
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Unknown Man 1:  If there's anyone out there, please respond.  I desperately need help.  The others left me, I'm all alone, help!  I tried to do it, to do it right, but the others, they wouldn't.  There's *inaudible* near, there's *inaudible* near!?!  I couldn't do it on my own!  I need help, what am I gonna do.  The German man stopped talking to me, and I don't know what to do!
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Unknown Man 2:  Science has failed us.  He, has abandoned us.  In this new world, we alone, are your salvation.  We alone, can light the way.  Hear our words.  Heed our call.  But there is one path to enlightenment.  Just as they would consume us, we must consume them.  We are the living, and we are the dead.  We are the flesh, and the flesh is us!  We will not starve.  We will thrive.
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Unknown Man 3:  Redcon 5, this is Saber One Zero.  Our sweep failed to find any evidence of survivors on site.  Broken Arrow was not viable for new FOB.

That's a negative sir, records appear to have been destroyed in a fire prior to the facility being overrun.  Sir, we believe staff may have been trying to destroy evidence implicating them in the outbreak.

Understood sir, confirmed drop in T-minus 5.  Retreating to safe distance.
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Unknown Man 4:  To anyone listening, we have food, water, and medical supplies.  Enough to last several years


Diary Entry 10, Study #0804 by Dr. Ludvig Maxis

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Entry 10, Study #804

Though our matter transference tests at the new site have been largely unsuccessful, the teleporter's malfunction has nonetheless yielded some interesting data.

The fact that the test subjects departed from their original point of origin is undeniable.  What is uncertain is what became of them.  Doctor Richtofen is insistent in his belief that they have been transported not through space - but through time.  In the absence of empirical evidence, I myself cannot entertain such... madness.

I fear that the good Doctor's increasing irrationality may soon prove a liability to our endeavors..

 

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Stanley Ferguson: My name is Stanley Ferguson, I was a guard at Alcatraz from 1933 to 1942. Today, I'm going to give you some insight into one of the more interesting tales of the prisons history. Over the decades, Alcatraz has seen more than its fair share of daring escape attempts. However, few were as audacious as the one undertaken by four inmates, on New Years Eve, 1933. Thought to be the brainchild of an inmate by the name of Albert Arlington, the outrageous scheme was as unlikely as its mastermind.

It's believed that Arlington, aka The Weasel, somehow convinced three other inmates that he had devised a fool-proof plan to escape "The Rock."  It was a plan that would seek, literally, taking to the skies on a makeshift aircraft of Arlington's own design.

Just how The Weasel managed to convince these hardened criminals that such a plan was even possible, remains a mystery to this day.  What is known, is that no such plane was every built.  Instead, the groups plans for freedom soon descended into bitter argument, and infighting.

With the plan falling apart, anger and frustration would ultimately lead to a brutal altercation between the misguided Arlington and his former co-conspirators.  Armed only with makeshift weapons, Finn O'Leary, Sal Deluca, and Billy Handsome lured the unsuspecting Arlington to the roof, where they intended to exact a bloody and violent revenge.

And so it was here, beneath the dark and stormy winter skies, that the hapless Arlington met his grizzly end, bleeding to death on the cold, concrete roof.  For their participation in the murder, the three collaborators were set to death by electric chair.  Justice came swiftly.  On the morning of January 19, 1934, the execution order was carried out


Journal Entry by Albert "The Weasel" Arlington

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I've completed the aircraft's schematics, using only components that I know can be found within the grounds. However, everything hinges on gaining the trust and help of some of the facility's most notorious residents.

They may make fun of me sometimes, but they know I can do anything if I set my mind to it. I've planned enough jobs for them in the past to know that I can convince them to join me as Icarus takes flight.

Speaking of Icarus, same old story. The Editor defaced my art, scrawling nasty little comments on every page.

When I get out, I'll show him how wrong he is..


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"I know it's been a long time, but I wanted to write you just so you know I'm doing well.  It's been a long time coming, but I finally managed to make a success of myself in the city.  Work’s been good to me these last few years, so much so that I decided to take a bit of time off.  I'll write you again when I get back to work...  Maybe I'll even send you some pictures."
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Finn O'Leary

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"The answer is simple. No divorce. No matter what ideas Angela may have about making a new life, she needs to understand it's not going to happen. I didn't pluck her pretty little tush from chorus line obscurity just so she can turn around and screw me as soon as times get tough. No divorce. She can leave this marriage, the day she leaves this Earth."
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"While I realize that the current lack of cooperation from Chicago's finest leaves us at something of a disadvantage, I find your latest report extremely troubling.  The alliance that exists between our outfit and the north side gangs must be sustained - Lest we face a repeat of February 19th 1929."
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Albert Arlington

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"Enclosed are some more recent illustrations from my proposed comic strip Icarus from Mars.  While I understand that you were less than enthusiastic about my previous submissions, I would urge you to look again with fresh eyes.  Laid up in the hospital means I've had more time than ever to devote to my craft, and my artwork is improving by leaps and bounds.  Eagerly waiting your response, Albert Arlington."

 

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*Great Pyramids and Sphinx of Giza seen in background*
Russman: Enough walking for today, we set up camp here. In case you boneheads have forgotten, the world is broken... Very broken. The dead walk the Earth, and what remains of civilization is at the mercy of forces we barely understand.
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: What makes you think we're going to find something different at this new place?
Russman: I don't know that we will... But at least we'll be sure.
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: Uh, sure of what, exactly?
Russman: I don't know.
Marlton Johnson: His memory is going again!
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: You're name is Russman! RUSS-MAN!
Russman: Is that my first, or last name?
Marlton Johnson: Uh, we don't know... You're just Russman. Anyway, you're a former operative from Broken Arrow. You've been walking the Earth since the, uh, incident.
*Russman with his belongings outside a tall building implying the incident is him being let go/fired*
Russman: Yeah, I think I remember... A town.
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: That's right!
Marlton Johnson: That's where you found us!
*Shows a bus riding through Green Run/TranZit, running over Zombies, followed by "Misty" and Marlton killing Zombies in Town. The bus pulls up behind them, and Stuhlinger opens the doors*
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: When we met, you already had your lapdog and tow.
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: What d'you mean 'lapdog,' huh? I'm then only one who knows what to do!
Russman: Don't talk 'Stupid Stu'! All you know is whatever the German tells you to think.
Marlton Johnson: I don't think you're in any position to ridicule Mr. Stuhlinger. Particularly, given your own proclivities.
Russman: You better watch your mouth before you say something you regret, boy!
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: Enough! We need to remember why we're here.
*Shows the four of them killing Zombies in Great Leap Forward/Die Rise*
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: We've all been jumping through hoops for reasons we don't fully understand.
Samuel J. Stuhlinger: FULLY, understand?
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: Alright, for reasons we don't understand at all.
*Shows the four of them killing Zombies in an unknown location*
Abigail "Misty" Briarton: Point is, we do it. We keep moving, we keep fighting. It's what we do. Day in, day out. You really need a reason why we do this? I'll give you one. We do it because doing something, anything, is better than doin' nothin'.
*Shows Resolution 1295/Buried in the distance*
Russman: The Rift is less than one day's travel. We move at dawn.
Marlton Johnson: Well, what if we don't find answers?
Russman: Then we'll just have to ask more questions


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Diary Entry 17, Study #099 by Dr. Ludvig Maxis

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Entry 17, Study #099

I fear that time may be running out.

Though my understanding of the ethereal realm remains limited, I am convinced that the manipulation of the energy fields within all matter is vital to uncovering the dimensional gateway itself.

It is my sincerest hope that somewhere in the realm beyond, my beloved Samantha still lives.

I can only pray that Edward's insatiable lust for power does not prove catastrophic

 

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Samantha Maxis: It began long ago, on the battlefields of the Great War. Two German scientists sought to harness dark and mysterious forces... buried for centuries. They believed their discoveries would assure Germany's ultimate victory - but they could never have imagined just what else their research would unearth.

My name's Samantha; I'm going to tell you how all this really began..


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September 22nd, 1917

When we began the site excavation, our group could not have predicted the dark path down which our work would lead us. The doctor remains both adament (SIC) and optomistic (SIC) that the potential applications for the new found element are worth the associated risks. I concur with the sentiment, but feel increasingly anxious as to the changes I am seeing in my oldest friend...
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October 6th - 1917

The emperor grows concerned that the barbarians drive for mechanization may soon yield weapons more devastating than the world has ever known.

I am honored to act as his trusted agent and will insure that any such weapons are secured for the benefit of Japan...
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November 19th, 1917

It seems beyond doubt that Fritz is up to no good. Air reconnaissance suggests prototype armored weaponry is being tested in Northern France. Scuttlebutt reads like the ramblings of a mad man, strange lights in the sky... a mysterious plague... even giant metal men.

I'll be at the site within the week to the learn the truth with my own eyes...

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December 10th - 1917

It appears my current exile from the motherland may prove fortuitous. I have received orders to undertake a vital mission in Northern France.

Reports from the area suggest the Kaiser's war machine may be gearing up to unleash something unlike anything we have seen before...
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February 23, 1918

Despite my abdication, my country remains gripped by civil war. Reds and whites battle for power as I am forced to watch helplessly from afar. Despite the March treaty, many among us do not expect lasting peace...

Our memories will not allow us to forget the tens of thousands of souls lost at Tannenberg...

This war remains a threat to all our futures...

The people of France share my hatred and contempt for the ----- (Reich?). They have been very kind to me on my journeys; offering me food, shelter and other most worldly comforts. It is a great relief that even amongst the madness of war, I may still find moments of joy in the arms of a good woman...

Nikolai
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March 2, 1918

My leadership & victory at the battle of M----- (Muken/Mukden) has been brought to the attention of the Emperor himself. I have been instructed to meet with him on a matter of great importance to our Nation.

Perhaps the Emperor recognizes the continued importance of the Samurai traditions, even in these times of great change...

Though I cannot explain why, every step I take towards my target brings with it a growing sense of dread.

I am haunted by twisted dreams that seem to grow increasingly vivid with each passing night. Perhaps the spirits of my ancestors seek to warn me of a dark, uncertain future...

Takeo
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April 14, 1918

After far too long waiting on the sidelines, we finally got our first taste of combat. Our actions at Belleau Wood seem to have brought their Spring Offensive to a grinding halt. We even heard talk that Fritz has nicknamed us the Devil Dogs', following the all round ass kicking they took... and that's fine by me. We intercepted communications suggesting that we're not the only nation to learn of the enemy's plans.

Scuttlebutt is that the Russians & Japanese are looking to grab a slice of the action. Things are going to get interesting.

Dempsey
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May 13 1918

The journal of Pablo Marinus has been a most valuable source of information... We now stand at the edge of a brave new world. Our survey of the site has led us to believe that this location may hold the largest single source of 115 yet discovered. We have been authorized to begin work immediately...

Maxis has become obsessed, he neglects the true focus of our mission and instead chases legends and myths. I fear that the girl's influence may have irrevocably poisoned his mind. It is with considerable regret that I must report his current mental instability to group 935's leaders...

Richtofen


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In just a few short months, Group 935's work with Element 115 has allowed the Wonder Weapon program to progress at a rate beyond our wildest expectations.

However, our work was not without consequence.

The Ancient evil unleashed from the mound has carved a path of terror and destruction across the entirety of the camp.  With Maxis too having succumbed to the sickness, I am forced to take drastic action to preserve what remains of his mind.

I now face an uncertain future, alone


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"Where is Samantha?" - drone_ambient_2_d_0
"Does she still call out for help?" - drone_ambient_2_d_0
"Agartha must be revealed!" - drone_ambient_3_d_0
"We must free Samantha from her prison!" - drone_ambient_5_d_0
"Your actions have endangered us all, Edward!" - drone_ambient_8_d_0
"Samantha, I must come to her!" - drone_upgraded_d_1
"The paradox must be resolved!" - drone_upgraded_d_2
"The loop must be closed!" - drone_upgraded_d_3
"Ah, at last, the darkness is at an end!  I live again!  I knew my friend would not fail me." - maxis_drone_1_d_0
"Something is wrong, I can no longer touch.. no longer feel!  What have you done Richtofen?" - maxis_drone_4_d_


Samantha Maxis

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"Sounds like we got ourselves a plan, hang in there little girl." - 1st_staff_found_d_0
"Okay little girl, we made the staffs.  Where's this Bagatha-gateway-thing you were talkin' so much about?" - 4th_staff_crafted_d_0
"Well, I guess we're on our own from here on out." - 4th_staff_created_d_1
"Wait til I report all this... Command's gonna think I'm suffering from shell shock or somethin." - box_move_d_4
"I wonder how many other things like this the Germans have hidden up their sleeves." - build_dd_final_d_1
"Richtofen, is this another one of your crazy machines?" - capture_zones_d_0
"I don't understand..." - confusion_generic_d_0
"A mound... it's where you first saw them?" - discover_dig_site_d_0
"Target area appears affected by an unknown contaminant.  Enemy personnel have degenerated to their primal instincts, exhibiting irrational and unparalleled savagery." - end_round_1_5_d_0
"Recommend all allied units set up exclusion zone until further intel is available." - end_round_1_6_d_1
"Uncovered further evidence of large-scale mechanization of German forces.  Attempts to gather intel are being hampered by the infected enemy." - end_round_2_1_d_0
"I guess this has been runnin' on autopilot ever since the crew were killed." - enter_robot_d_1
"Field report.  Confirming arrival at site identified in our intel.  No sign of the target, nor the other agents believed to be on intercept course.  Dempsey out." - game_start_d_0
"You're Dr. Richtofen, right?  I'm taking you out outta here." - game_start_meet_2_d_0
"I ain't sure that girl's right in the head.  She really gets mad if she doesn't get her way." - generic_chastise_d_0
"We've kinda got a lot going on down here little girl." - generic_chastise_d_1
"You should show a bit more gratitude, I'm risking my life for you little girl." - generic_chastise_d_4
"Hang in there, we'll get this damn gateway open." - generic_encourage_d_1
"Did Richtofen make these, or is this somethin' to do with the girl?" - generic_wall_buy_d_4
"Looks like some kind of beacon... question is, what for." - get_beacon_d_0
"What the... Did anyone just hear a little girl?" - hear_samantha_1_d_0
"I don't suppose you remember what he did...  I'm kinda in the dark here." - hear_samantha_3_d_0
"What do you know about the girl, Richtofen?  Is she trapped somewhere on the site?" - heroes_confer_d_0
"Hey German, how'd you come up with this thing?" - kill_ray_d_5
"How can this be?  These weapons, it's like they don't belong here." - pap_arm_d_1
"I can't remember the last time I tasted sugar.  My basic rations are barely edible!" - perk_speed_d_0
"This brain come from the cadaver the German had in his bunker?" - pickup_brain_d_0
"So this is the ancient staff, huh?" - pickup_fire_d_0
"The little girl's right, we may need this right here." - place_gramophone_d_0
"Believe me little girl, I'll blow this whole site before I let the Germans keep these weapons." - sam_dempsey_1_d_0
"It's your fault German, you started all this!" - srnd_rspnd_to_plr_2_neg_d_4
"They're swarming on Richtofen; we need that German alive!" - srnd_rspnd_to_plr_2_pos_d_0
"We have to help the German, he's the only one who understands what's happening here." - srnd_rspnd_to_plr_2_pos_d_1
"I've never seen half of these weapons... must be some top secret German program." - wpck_mg_d_2
"Ugh, I wonder if they made a prototype with a real monkey." - wpck_monkey_d_4
"This looks familiar, I think I saw it in a comic book somewhere." - wpck_ray_d_0
"Just what are you really doin' down here, German?" - wpck_ray_d_1
"By the looks of it, this thing doesn't fire standard rounds." - wpck_ray_d_2
"If the German Army ever gets enough of these, we'll be defeated before the year's out." - wpck_ray_d_3
"Ah, man, this is getting stranger by the second.  I need to find out what's really behind all this." - wpck_ray_d_4
"Ah, these weapons could give Germany one hell of an advantage in the war." - wpck_raymk2_m_3
"I've never seen a rifle like this.  Where are they all comin' from?" - wpck_rifle_d_1
"This suits me, I've been shooting rifles since I was a kid." - wpck_rifle_d_2
"I've gotta find out exactly what the German knows about all this." - wpck_rifle_d_3
"Is this connected with our lost girl?" - zm_box_final_complete_d_


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"I will find these objects you speak of, and I will free you!" - 1st_staff_found_d_0
"I have toiled to achieve this goal... what is result." - 4th_staff_crafted_d_0
"I must ensure these designs make it to the Motherland." - build_dd_final_d_1
"No good can come from disturbing the dead." - discover_dig_site_d_0
"You monster.  You created those... abominations!" - end_round_1_3_d_0
"What in Lenin's name is going on... I saw a huge, steel beast; tall as the spires of Moscow Cathedral.  Just what have the Germans been doing in this place?" - game_start_d_0
"You do not sound like an innocent when you speak with such tone." - generic_chastise_d_3
"If freeing you ends this madness, then free you I will." - generic_encourage_d_1
"A signal of some sort." - get_beacon_d_0
"Tell me of this girl who talks to us!  Where is she?" - heroes_confer_d_0
"The German decided to keep the brain of his friend?  I believe something similar happened to Rasputin." - pickup_brain_d_0
"Perhaps these unknown forces seek to help us." - powerup_nuke_d_1
"I am a proud revolutionary, you need not tell me what I already know." - sam_nikolai_1_d_0
"Maybe you have wrong man, I seek power only for the people." - sam_nikolai_2_d_1
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You will pay price for dabbling in the occult!" - srnd_rspnd_to_plr_2_neg_d_1
"I would let you die German, but I need you alive." - srnd_rspnd_to_plr_2_pos_d_2
"We can not allow the German to fall, there is much to learn from him." - srnd_rspnd_to_plr_2_pos_4
"I heard tales of such weapons... I did not believe until now." - wpck_ray_d_1
"There is something very mysterious about this weapon." - wpck_ray_d_2
"I would fear the worst should the Germans be armed with weapons such as this." - wpck_ray_d_3
"Yet another weapon of unusual design... what is really behind this box?" - wpck_raymk2_d_0
"How can an object draw energy from the dead?" - zm_box_continue_d_


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"I have seen many unnatural things this day.  I will seek out the truth, child." - 1st_staff_found_d_0
"What now, child?  What purpose for these staffs?" - 4th_staff_crafted_d_0
"We shall proceed without guidance from the child." - 4th_staff_crafted_d_1
"The spirits play with us, as though we are but toys for their amusement." - box_move_d_0
"It is clear that box is controlled by demons." - box_move_d_4
"Such machines could change the course of this war." - build_dd_final_d_1
"Our path is unclear." - confusion_generic_d_0
"What must be done to rid this realm of your evil!" - crawler_start_d_2
"You should not have disturbed the graves of the ancients." - discover_dig_site_d_0
"There is great evil in this place.  Spirits and demons walk this land, possessing the remains of fallen warriors." - end_round_1_8_d_0
"Only a madman would create such a machine that operates without human intervention." - enter_robot_d_1
"Our concern over the German's plans appear well-founded.  Huge mechanized weapons stalk the battlefield.  I must ensure the Emperor learns of these developments." - game_start_d_0
"Edward Richtofen, you will come with me." - game_start_meet_3_d_0
"Your emotions betray you child.  I am right to be uncertain of your nature." - generic_chastise_d_3
"I will release you, child.  Then, I will learn the truth!" - generic_encourage_d_0
"The child speaks through the very air... is she angel, or a demon?" - hear_samantha_2_d_0
"I am unsure as to your true nature, child.  I will be cautious." - hear_samantha_3_d_0
"The child.  You have heard her before, German?" - heroes_confer_d_0
"Even after death, his voice lives on." - kill_drone_d_2
"I am distrustful of this ally." - kill_drone_d_3
"The spirits of the ancients flow through this staff.  Their energy will destroy you." - kill_light_upgrade_d_0
"Weapons like this could change the world forever!" - kill_ray_d_2
"I was raised to be a warrior!" - kill_streak_d_4
"I know not if this is science or magic." - pap_arm_d_0
"The Germans, alone, could not have created this." - pap_arm_d_3
"A brain in a jar?  I wonder what plans the German has for this." - pickup_brain_d_0
"I believe this crystal may help focus some ancient power." - pickup_crystal_d_0
"Is this staff somehow linked to the fate of the child?" - pickup_ice_d_0
"Perhaps spirits of our ancestors wrestle for control of the box?" - powerup_firesale_d_0
"I felt, for a moment, like my ancestors were calling me." - revive_player_d_3
"You speak to my soul, but I do not yet know if you are really to be trusted." - sam_takeo_1_d_0
"You promise much, child.  I hope you speak the truth." - sam_takeo_2_d_0
"Richtofen, do you seek to offer yourself as a sacrifice?" - srnd_rspnd_to_plr_2_neg_d_4
"The German's secrets can not be allowed to die with him!" - srnd_rspnd_to_plr_2_pos_d_0
"Perhaps those who control this box do not wish us to survive." - wpck_crappy_d_1
"Even a simple farmer could repel his enemy with such a weapon." - wpck_mg_d_4
"I can no longer doubt the existence of the Germans so called, 'Wonder Weapons'." - wpck_ray_d_0
"I do not understand how such weapons could be hidden from the world." - wpck_ray_d_


Dr. Edward Richtofen

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"I will find the staff pieces, Samantha.  I know their power will help protect me." - 1st_staff_found_d_0
"The staffs were crafted by Maxis, Samantha.  They are not evidence of your mythical realm." - 4th_staff_crafted_d_0
"This will not be easy.  The riddles drove Maxis out of his mind." - 4th_staff_crafted_d_1
"You're simply trying to make my life difficult, aren't you Samantha?" - box_move_d_0
"We are nearly finished, Maxis." - build_dd_final_d_0
"When I have all the pieces, you will live again my dear Maxis." - build_dd_pickup_d_2
"Are you behind this Samantha?!" - capture_zombies_d_3
"As the 115 generators came online, the appearance of this object shimmered and shifted, as though dropping in and out of reality itself." - capture_zones_d_0
"One day, 115 will provide limitless energy.  Mechanical failure such as this will be a memory." - cool_tank_d_1
"Make sure you tell Samantha that we are going to win." - crawler_kill_d_0
"I had thought the staff parts were lost forever." - dig_staff_part_d_0
"The excavation site is up ahead.  We will see the undead in higher numbers." - discover_dig_site_d_0
"It is one of our suit operators, infected during the dig!" - discover_mech_d_0
"The giant robots may be our greatest scientific achievement, made possible only because of Element 115." - discover_robot_d_0
"The chalk drawings appeared overnight.  We have been unable to explain their origins." - discover_wall_buy_d_0
"Ancient mysticism harnessed by our technology." - discover_wonder_2_d_0
"Did I do something?  I mean, apart from accidentally unleashing the zombie horde." - earn_achievement_d_1
"I must work quickly, there is so much to do.  The vessel for Maxis, the staffs, the opening of the gateway." - end_round_1_7_d_0
"Ah, how am I meant to work when all around me, I am beset by the voices of the damned and the doomed!" - end_round_2_2_d_0
"Calm down Edward, focus.  Was I bitten?  Was I scratched?  Nein, I'm being paranoid.  I must remember what Maxis taught me." - end_round_2_3_d_1
"The robot patrols the site.  It allows nothing to leave." - enter_robot_d_1
"I... I am alive!  Yeah!  The brain... where's the brain?!  I completed the operation, then the robot attacked." - game_start_d_0
"Nein, Maxis must wait.  They will be here again soon, I must prepare the defenses.  Start up the conversion generators." - game_start_d_1
"The others may believe your lies; I know the truth." - generic_chastise_d_1
"Were it up to me, I would leave you in Agartha for eternity Samantha." - generic_chastise_d_2
"I seek the staffs for myself, Samantha, not for you." - generic_encourage_d_0
"Agartha is a myth, a myth that cost Maxis his sanity." - generic_encourage_d_2
"Did you put the chalk drawings here, Samantha?" - generic_wall_buy_d_1
"We need to work togehter.  That is the only way we will uncover the secrets of this place." - heal_revived_d_4
"Her name is Samantha, you will hear her again... over and over.  She will not stop" - hear_samantha_1_d_0
"I do not intend to follow my former friend into insanity.  Besides, I know what you really are Samantha." - hear_samantha_2_d_0
"Your twisted games mean nothing to me Samantha." - hear_samantha_3_d_0
"Her words drove my friend insane.  He became convinced that her voice had a message from the ancients.  She claims to be trapped in a mythical realm known as Agartha." - heroes_confer_d_0
"I will put things right my friend, you will live again!" - kill_drone_d_1
"Stay close Maxis, we need your help!" - kill_drone_d_2
"The day approaches when science will master all elemental forces!" - kill_fire_upgrade_d_1
"The Ancients knowledge, harnessed by the power of research!" - kill_fire_upgrade_d_2
"Maxis, old friend, your work was not in vein!" - kill_ice_upgrade_d_1
"Combined with the 115, the water will freeze all that it touches!" - kill_ice_upgrade_d_2
"See how 115 allows the elements to form a burst of directed energy!" - kill_ice_upgrade_d_4
"115 bestows the power of the heavens upon this staff!" - kill_light_d_0
"The power of the staff is but a glimpse of the future!" - kill_light_d_2
"How could Maxis have kept this development secret?!" - kill_raymk2_d_1
"Even the undead cannot escape the future!" - kill_raymk2_d_3
"You will not prevent me from reaching Agartha!" - kill_streak_d_3
"Maxis was right, he knew the true power of the staffs!" - kill_wind_d_4
"Here, I am here my friend!  I was able to preserve your mind before you succumbed to the sickness." - maxis_drone_3_d_0
"We can put everything right, Maxis!  You must understand that I had no other choice, so much of our work has been lost in battle!" - maxis_drone_5_d_0
"If only Maxis had lived to see this functioning." - pap_arm_d_1
"The machine functions just as Maxis predicted!" - pap_arm_d_4
"Yet another remnant of Maxis's descent into madness." - pickup_gramophone_d_0
"Before his... demise, Maxis grew obsessed with these recordings." - pickup_record_d_0
"One of Maxis's broken staff pieces..." - pickup_staff_part_d_0
"Maxis tried many songs before he discovered the key." - place_gramophone_d_0
"Just as Maxis predicted, they think I am one of them!" - powerup_zombie_blood_d_1
"During our excavations, we uncovered this ancient box.  We have no idea of its origins, but what we do know is that somehow it contains weapons we can use to aid our fight for survival." - respond_maxis_1_d_0
"Once again Maxis, our lives and deaths are intertwined." - rspnd_drone_revive_d_1
"I do not share Maxis's fascination for mythical realms.  I care only for science." - sam_richtofen_3_d_0
"I will not listen to you.  You are not my master, I can ignore you." - sam_richtofen_5_d_0
"My companions may be easily manipulated Samantha, I will not.  I know what you really are." - sam_richtofen_6_d_0
"After we reached the catacombs at the dig site, my men began to... get sick.  Within a day, they became like the others.  Living dead." - story_exposition_4_d_0
"I wish Maxis and I had more time to study this ancient box, its mystery still perplexes me." - wpck_crappy_d_3
"I need better firepower if I am to open the gateway." - wpck_pistol_d_3
"Is this your doing Samantha?  Do you control this box?" - wpck_pistol_d_4
"Aha, the idea for this came to me in a dream." - wpck_ray_d_1
"Mark II, how can this be?  The only reason he developed the Mark I." - wpck_raymk2_d_0
"I do not know this weapon, but I can feel the energy of 115 within." - wpck_raymk2_d_1
"Could Maxis have kept this weapon secret from me?" - wpck_raymk2_d_2
"Their energy is being refocused.  Like the other ancient objects, it will soon transform and change the world around us." - zm_box_continue_d_0
"It is the transformative power of 115!  It draws energy from matter, living or dead!" - zm_box_start_d_

 


Radios

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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Researching Element 115 continues to yield unforeseen results.  The conversion process creates localized energy fields, which appear to function as portals, bringing forth objects of indeterminate origin.  It is my hypothesis, however outlandish, that this transferal of matter may actually be occurring through space and time.  I believe the answer may lay with the broken rune stones located at the mound.  Perhaps channeling sufficient energy from the conversion generators to their location may prove fruitful.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  The ancient texts describe an artifact known to them as the Amplification Rod.  It is my firm belief this item is instrumental to harnessing the energy of the Elemental stones.  Unfortunately, neither the rod, nor the stones, have been recovered from any of our dig sites.  I feel we must push forward regardless.  As such, I have drawn up plans to create replica rods based on the descriptions from the main chamber.  I will instruct Richtofen to begin fabrication immediately.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  It is by chance of fate alone, that we unlocked the seal to the main chamber.  Repeated efforts to use brute force proved ineffective and left the men exhausted, and frustrated.  In an effort to alleviate the tension, one of the soldiers brought a gramophone to the chamber, along with a recording by a group of performers, known as The Source Noire.  To our astonishment, as we listened to the first few bars of music, the seal itself began to open.  I can not help but wonder if other such recordings may similarly reveal other areas of the catacombs.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  When I awoke this morning, I learned of mysterious events that took place during the night.  Men working on the installation of the generators reported seeing ancient figures emerging from the mound.  I would doubt their story, but for the fact that by morning, many of the men were either dead or missing.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  When 115 is channeled towards the ancient stones, an energy field appears to drag unknown objects into our reality.  Is it possible that Element 115 is disrupting the space-time continuum itself?  How else could an ancient box, created eons ago, bring forth weapons from different eras, perhaps including even our own future!  Further study is needed to understand these powerful and unpredictable forces.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  The child's voice calls to me more frequently than ever.  At first, she spoke only of her imprisonment in a mythical realm known as Agartha.  Now she claims to be my daughter, even though I know no such child exists!  I fear my sanity may be slipping away from me


Codes/Ciphers

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I know some would think me mad but I am nevertheless forced to conclude that Samantha herself may be the key to everything. For reasons that I struggle to comprehend, it appears that she somehow holds dominion over this realm.
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Code type: Morse
Solved: by @MrRoflWaffles, link here

WARN MESSINES SOMETHING BLUE IN THE EARTH NOT CLAY WE GREW WEAK THOUGHT IT WAS FLU MEN BECAME BEASTS BLOOD TURNED TO ASH LIBERATE TUTE DE INFERNIS

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The breadth of the Ancients' knowledge is humbling. I find myself questioning not only my understanding of the scientific world, but also the true nature of the universe itself. For the first time in my adult life, I find myself open to the possibility of a higher power.

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Though Edward's work was integral to our initial analysis of Divinium the rift between us grows deeper each day. I fear his loyalties lay only with group nine three five and their insatiable desire for yet more devastating weaponry. I myself can no longer continue on this path in all conscience. Though my actions will inevitably be viewed as treason, I am more concerned with just how Edward will react when I tell him of my contact with the allies...
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From his very first day studying at Heidelberg, edward displayed an intellect and maturity well beyond his years. However, the impact of his parents' death has affected him deeply. Though I have tried to provide him with some sort of father figure, I fear his choices may be increasingly influenced by his new found friends within group nine three five

 

shadows of evil

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Trailer

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*overview of Morg City while the four fight zombies*
Shadowman:  Your sins serve only as an invitation; an invitation to an evil beyond your imagination.
Floyd Campbell:  You wanna know what I think?  I think we're being punished.  I think all this is happening because we're bad people.  Anyone interesting in front row seats to their own death?
Shadowman:  I know who you are.  I have seen each and every one of your misdeeds.
*shows the four killing zombies*

Floyd Campbell:  Fight's over, you lost.
Jack Vincent:  You know what I am?  A fucking samurai killing machine, that's what I am.
Jessica Rose:  I don't even have to get my hands dirty!
Nero Blackstone:  Ah, it appears that the shield is quicker than the eye!
*Gobblegum is shown*

Jessica Rose:  Why yes, I would like some candy.
Jack Vincent:  It's like taking candy from a baby, without the baby.
Nero Blackstone:  *inaudible*, then choose I will!
Jessica Rose:  Let's see wht this flavor does for me.
Floyd Campbell:  You guys are too slow, too dumb, and too dead.
*Beast Mode is shown*

Jack Vincent:  Oh that's no good.  What is that?  What on Earth?!  You know what's fucking weird?  I don't consider this shit weird any more!
*Margwa is shown*

Jessica Rose:  What the hell is that?!
Floyd Campbell:  I just know this ain't gonna be a fair fight.
Jack Vincent:  You got my wife beat, she's only got two faces!
*flying bugs are shown*

Jessica Rose:  Now they're airborne?!
Jack Vincent:  Come on you flying shitheads, I'm ready for for ya!
*Sacrifice is shown*

Unknown Man:  *screams in pain*
*the four killing innocent people are shown*

Nero Blackstone:  You'll never *inaudible* me


"The Shadows Within"

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The Boxer

*shows Floyd Campbell boxing in a boxing ring*
Narrator:  Most things can be settled in the ring.  Bets, grudges, debts.  The Boxer knows the cost of paying them all.
*newspaper with headline "Campbell Defeated by Newcomer" is shown*
Narrator:  A stranger to the winner's circle, but not the cold hard reality of the ropes.  The Boxer can't stop fighting, but never seems to win.
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The Femme Fatale

*shows the Black Lace Burlesque*
Narrator:  Some live for the lime light; the Femme Fatale is willing to die for it.  Her whole life ahead of her, with so much already left behind.
*paper with "Film Studio Agreement" is shown, as well as a newspaper with headline "Executive Producer Caught in Scandal with Actress*
Narrator:  But with the stakes this high, and the odds this low, fame and fortune might be just one audition away.
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The Detective

Narrator:  Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
*mugshots of criminals are shown*
Narrator:  The hopeful and the stupid pretend that's not the case.
*Police officer Jack Vincent's desk is shown*
Narrator:  The detective isn't stupid, and he's even less hopeful.  The years of dealing with the dregs of humanity have hardened his heart, and born fruit to the seeds of corruption.  The detective's shadow tarnishes the badge he's sworn to uphold.  But the true darkness is still to come.
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The Magician

*playing cards are shown*
Narrator:  Born into wealth, power and the trappings of unearned privilege, the magician is arrogant's incarnate.  His appreciation of his own meager abilities knows no bounds.
*Nero Blackstone's promotional posters, as well as newspaper clippings are shown*
Narrator:  Fortified by the adoration of lackeys and sycophants, ego bloated by servile fawning, the Magician knows it's easier to believe in magic when you're in desperate need of a miracle


Intro Cinematic

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*phone is heard ringing*
Jessica Rose:  Hey you...
Blackmailer:  *inaudible*
Jessica Rose:  I know I yelled at you real bad; I know I said some things I shouldn't have said...
Blackmailer: *inaudible*
Jessica Rose:  I was just angry...
Blackmailer:  *inaudible*
Jessica Rose:  Upset... You know how close I am to this movie deal.  I mean, they know about my dancing, but, those pictures!  You don't want to mess up my chance for stardom, do you baby?  What do you say you bring over those prints and we can make up?
*cinematic shows the Unknown Man with a camera sitting on Jessica's bed, where she then stabs him with scissors*
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*phone is heard ringing*

Jack Vincent:  Hey.
Snitch: *inaudible*
Jack Vincent:  We got a problem.
Snitch: *inaudible*
Jack Vincent:  A big problem.
Snitch: *inaudible*
Jack Vincent:  The mayor's trying to make a name for himself, stickin' his nose where it don't belong.
*newspaper with front page headline "Mayor Cracks Down on Police Corruption" and outline sketch of Jack is seen*

Snitch: *inaudible*
Jack Vincent:  He's lookin' into... allegations of police bribery.  What do you say we get together at the usual joint; put things through, figure out a way to put this to bed before it gets outta hand?  Trust me, have I ever steered you wrong before?
*cinematic shows Unknown Man meet with Jack, where she knocks him out and shoots him twice*
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*phone is heard ringing*

Floyd Campbell:  *inaudible* for it in eighteen months, I'm steppin' in at the last minute.  I only got two weeks to train.  But the outcome ain't many doubtin'.  See, I ain't leavin' nothin' to chance.  He may be the number one contender, but his career ends tonight.  Just know the ref knows to turn the other way, 'cause this ain't gonna be pretty.  But once it's done, once you collect your debts and your bets, I get my shot at the title.
*cinematic shows Tony King fighting Floyd, who uses brass knuckles under to his glove to brutally beat him*
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*phone is heard ringing*

Nero Blackstone:  I do understand the seriousness of the situation, why else would I be talking to my lawyer?
Banker:  *inaudible*
Nero Blackstone:  Just to be clear, can you please tell me precisely how much, uh, debt my wife has accumulated?

Banker:  *inaudible*
Nero Blackstone:  Do you happen to know if our life insurance policies are fully paid up?

Banker:  *inaudible*
Nero Blackstone:  No, I can assure you I'd never, ever think of taking such a course of action. No I just want to make sure our affairs are, um, in order.
*cinematic shows Nero Blackstone performing a magic trick, where he throws a knife into her head*
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*Jessica is seen dancing, with Jack, Nero, and Floyd in the crowd*

Shadowman:  I've been watching.  I have seen each and every one of your misdeeds.  I know who you are.  But, questions remain.
*the four are seen falling unconscious*

Shadowman:  Why do you do the things you do?
*the four are seen having dreams of them in Beast Mode*

Shadowman:  Do you not see the futility of your tiny, insignificant existence?  You are but fragments of a bigger universe.  Your sins serve only as an invitation; an invitation to an evil beyond your imagination.
*the four all find marks on their hands and zombies begin attacking*

Shadowman:  I'll lead the way.  I will show you the path.  Only through me, the Shadowman, will you find your redemption.
*the four all randomly encounter each other


Quotes

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Nero "The Magician" Blackstone

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"Maybe I've been chosen? I alone have been chosen; chosen for some higher.. higher purpose, beyond the understanding of mere mortal men! Yeah, that makes sense.  I may be mortal, but I'm definitely not mere."
"I sense that you have great power... Will you help us?"
"Send it back to Hell, from which it came!"
"Send it back to... whatever dimension it came from."
"Is he perhaps the larvae form of one of these other beings?"
"There is magic at work here that even I do not yet understand..." (the box)
"Mmm... this jar appears to house some kind of specimen?"
"It may be a previously unknown kind of invertebrate?"
"Perhaps this infant offspring despises its entirely monstrous family tree."
"Oh, you may be small, but you have the potential to be a destroyer of worlds!"
"Is this a gift from another realm? An offering... to me?"
"I'd loved to have seen my wife's face lookin' down the barrel of one of these."
"Hey I wonder, who operates this enchanted box?"
"What manner of engineering could create such a weapon?"
"Perhaps these are the weapons of tomorrow!"
"Somehow I sense that these weapons are... not of this time period!"
"Unwieldy, and cumbersome... Hey, yeah, I had to get rid of an old assistant for the same reasons."
"This is all familiar, this is something I've seen... The undead, the huge squid thing, all of this!  Oh, oh!  It was in a book!"
"The book; the book will show us the way.  It foretold everything!"
"I... I killed him.  I didn't want to, but I kinda, sort of... had to."
"He was my friend... Possibly my only friend."
"I stabbed him in the back... I feel bad, I really do! I didn't just stab him in the back, I sacrificed him!"
"Uh, sadly Ms. Rose, the world, um, is full of liars."
"He really doesn't sound like a very nice man."
"Ahaha, well you do look beautiful though, is that wrong to say?"
"It was... an accident.  Let's draw a veil over the matter."
"My wife-, my ex-wife-, my dead wife.."
"It was never enough for here.  No matter what I did, she complained.  If I was busy, I wasn't paying her enough attention; if I wasn't busy, I was lazy."
"She complained, and she spent money... she was really good at both.


Floyd "The Boxer" Campbell

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*COMING SOON*


Jack "The Cop" Vincent

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*COMING SOON*


Jessica "Femme Fatale" Rose

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*COMING SOON*

 


Radios

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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: To any survivors of this realm, I am truly sorry.  I wish I could offer you some words of comfort, but I cannot.  It is my hope that I can rid the universe of the evil that has plagued us for so long.  But in my heart, I know many more dimensions will be lost forever as we continue our journey towards peace.  Forgive me.
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Reporter:  Hey Mr. Rapt, just checking in.  So, I'm here, finally, taking in the sights, sounds and smells of Morg City.  I know you sent me here to write a piece about the city's bustling nightlife and theater scene, and the characters that inhabit it, but things are gettin' kinda strange.  Even though no one seems to wants to talk about it, something is definitely off about this city.  Just last week there was a meteor shower, a freakin' meteor shower!  And everybody acted like it was no big thing.  Then, the mold showed up, all over the city.  In the dark, damp alleys, there's a strange kind of fungus growing.  It looks weird, and smells even weirder, but nobody's really said anything.  Then people started getting sick.  At first it just made them delirious... confused.  Then they really got sick.  It was like they were wasting away.  People finally started talking about it.  I spoke to one guy in his 80s, a fruit seller, at a local market.  He said a similar thing happened in New England in 1882.  When I tried to press him on it, he just lowered his head and ignored me.  If you ask me, something definitely ain't right here.
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Reporter:  Hey Mr. Rapt.  So, I went by the market again today.  For some reason, the fruit seller was much more talkative, even if what he said was more than a little crazy.  He told me that when he was a boy, his uncle would get drunk and start talking about how a 'dark force' cast its shadow over the city.  How good and evil were battling right on our doorstep, and that the only holding back the forces of the apocalypse was.. The Ancient Order of the Keepers.  Well, even if what he said was more than a little crazy, I'm not sure he was.  Even though they're scared, or maybe because they are, people are talking more.  Asking around, I've heard more than a few whispers about this Ancient Order and the Keepers.  I think it's some kind of cult.  They say you can hear them chanting sometimes, from beneath the city.  There's all these rumors about human sacrifice and freaky shit that even the police won't investigate.  Because they've been paid off, or because they're too damn scared?  I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
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Reporter:  Hey Mr. Rapt.  So I tracked down all the people you asked me to look into.  I sent you a telegram of all their details, all their contact numbers.  But I gotta be honest... I'm gettin' nervous.  These last six months you've had me working like a *inaudible* private dick, when really I just wanna be a reporter.  It's not that I'm ungrateful, I know the checks you've given me are more than generous for services rendered.  It's just.. all the stuff you've had me do - tracking down ancient artifacts in the South Pacific, finding all these strange metals and rocks in Russia - yet still, I haven't even met ya face-to-face!  I'm sorry Mr. Rapt, I think maybe the mood in the city has given me a little... it's making me nervous, antsy.  Anyway, I'm looking forward to you finally getting here


Nero Blackstone Telephone Calls

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*both general and ritual quotes have been added in orange to give a better understanding of what's happening*

 

Nero Blackstone:  It was never enough for her.  No matter what I did, she complained.  If I was busy, I wasn't paying her enough attention.  If I wasn't busy, I was lazy.  She complained, and she spent money!  She was really good at both.

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Mr. Rapt:  As you can see, these documents give some indication as to the considerable amounts of money we are talking about.

Nero's Lawyer:  My client would never have signed the authorization on these loans!

Mr. Rapt:  Nonetheless, there it is, in black and white, signed by the Mrs. herself.

Nero's Lawyer:  Nero's family estate is not what it once was.  Even if these documents are genuine, we'll need some time to get our affairs in order.

Mr. Rapt:  I would advise your client that our company intends to aggressively pursue settlement, within one week.  Fifteen days, at the most.

Nero's Lawyer:  Look I need to make a call, my secretary will see you out.

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Nero Blackstone:  I do understand the seriousness of the situation, why else would I be talking to my lawyer?

Unknown Person:  *inaudible*
Nero Blackstone:  Just to be clear, can you please tell me precisely how much, uh, debt my wife has accumulated?

Unknown Person:  *inaudible*
Nero Blackstone:  Do you happen to know if our life insurance policies are fully paid up?

Unknown Person:  *inaudible*
Nero Blackstone:  No, I can assure you I'd never, ever think of taking such a course of action.  No I just want to make sure our affairs are, um, in order.

*Nero is seen practicing a trick and throwing a knife into his wife's head*

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Nero's Lawyer:  Nero, I have the most wonderful news!  The loan documents were fraudulent!  Well, your wife was fraudulent. She forged your signature on the loan agreements, and we can prove it!  The date on the forms says November 5th, last year.  Exactly the same time you were in the hospital following your performance of the Amphibious Man!  You couldn't possibly have signed those papers, you were in a coma for the entire month!

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Nero Blackstone:  I... I killed him.  I didn't want to, but I kind of sort of.. had to.

Nero Blackstone:  He was my friend; possibly my only friend..

Nero Blackstone:  I stabbed him in the back.  I feel bad, I really do!  I didn't just stab him in the back, I sacrificed hi


Jack Vincent Telephone Calls

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*both general and ritual quotes have been added in orange to give a better understanding of what's happening*

Jack Vincent:  Hey.

Snitch: *inaudible*

Jack Vincent:  We got a problem.

Snitch: *inaudible*

Jack Vincent:  A big problem.

Snitch: *inaudible*

Jack Vincent:  The mayor's trying to make a name for himself, stickin' his nose where it don't belong.

*newspaper with front page headline "Mayor Cracks Down on Police Corruption" and outline sketch of Jack is seen*

Snitch: *inaudible*

Jack Vincent:  He's lookin' into... allegations of police bribery.  What do you say we get together at the usual joint; put things through, figure out a way to put this to bed before it gets outta hand?  Trust me, have I ever steered you wrong before?

*cinematic shows Unknown Man meet with Jack, where she knocks him out and shoots him twice*

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Mr. Rapt:  Please understand that you yourself are not under any suspicion at this time.

Jack's Partner:  Yeah yeah, I know, can we just cut to the chase?

Mr. Rapt:  The chase?  Excellent metaphor.  Or is it an allegory, I can never remember the difference.

Jack's Partner:  You wanna know about my partner, Jack Vincent.

Mr. Rapt:  You're a good detective.

Jack's Partner:  So what do you want to know?  That he's a loudmouth, a showoff, more than a little rough around the edges?  That he's a drinker, smoker?  How about the fact that he's got a wife that scares him more than any fucking criminal out there?  What do you want me to tell you?

Mr. Rapt:  Is Jack Vincent on the take.

Jack's Partner:  Listen, the more I talk to you, the more I'll get a reputation around the precinct.  Can we maybe do this elsewhere?

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Jack's Partner:  Hey Jackie it's me.  Some suit came by from Internal Affairs today, asking a whole bunch of questions.  I didn't say shit, 'cause I don't know shit.  As far as I can tell, you're in the clear.  I trust you Jackie, you're my best friend.  You're like a brother.  I just want you to know I got your back.  Always.

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Jack Vincent:  Rubbin' off my snitch?  That's one thing, he was a no-good low life.  The world's better off without him.  But my partner?  Ah shit, he didn't deserve that


Jessica Rose Telephone Calls

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*both general and ritual quotes have been added in orange to give a better understanding of what's happening*

Jessica Rose:  Hey you...

Blackmailer:  *inaudible*

Jessica Rose:  I know I yelled at you real bad; I know I said some things I shouldn't have said...

Blackmailer: *inaudible*

Jessica Rose:  I was just angry...

Blackmailer:  *inaudible*

Jessica Rose:  Upset... You know how close I am to this movie deal.  I mean, they know about my dancing, but, those pictures!  You don't want to mess up my chance for stardom, do you baby?  What do you say you bring over those prints and we can make up?

*cinematic shows a man with a camera sitting on Jessica's bed, where she then stabs him with scissors*

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Jessica Rose:  He had what was comin' to him.  He was blackmailing me, I couldn't let him ruin my one chance at the big time!  Besides, he was a piece of shit.

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Mr. Rapt:  As you know, I'm looking to cast a female lead in my new picture, and I heard that you have quite the roster of up-and-coming talent in this town.

Producer:  Can you maybe tell me a little more about what kind of woman you're lookin' for?

Mr. Rapt:  I'm looking for an All-American girl, a real beauty.  I heard you may know an aspiring actress by the name of Jessica Rose?

Producer:  The Burlesque dancer?  Haha, she ain't exactly peaches and cream.  More sugar and spice.

Mr. Rapt:  I heard she's a real firecracker, if you know what I mean.  I'd like to meet her, give her a... scream test.

Producer:  Leave it with me, I'll get back to ya.

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Producer:  Hey hey, Jessica!  A movie director came by to talk to me today, said he wanted to meet you.  I gotta be honest, I didn't get a good feeling from him.  I told him where to go, hahaha.  Well, not in so many words.  Listen, I'm glad you didn't sign that studio contract.  Truth is I'm not even much of a producer!  I'm more of a talent wrangler.  Here's the thing, my partner's written a musical that just got financing.  I know you're gonna be perfect for the lead!  This time next year, you're gonna be on Broadway baby!

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Jessica Rose:  I couldn't have trusted that producer anyway.  He wasn't much different than any other bozo who's tried to promise me the world.

Jessica Rose:  He was a sleazeball.  I know enough about how he treats young starlets to know he deserved everything he got


Codes/Ciphers

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Although they have discovered the way, Primis will fail
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The formless one will be their downfall.
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M is interested in these worthless beings all his work will be undone X
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The Elders will continue to seed space and time.  I must lead them to the place they cannot see.
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I am willing to do what must be done.  The plan must not fail.

 

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Trailer

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Nikolai Belinski: Your words are empty. Your soul is *inaudible*. How could you ever hope to put things right?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: What is left of you now? Nothing!
Tank Dempsey: What happens next is... uncertain.
Takeo Masaki: A great evil approaches. I fear we are meddling with ever-darker forces.
*Dr. Edward Richtofen opens teleporter door and a young version of himself is standing there*

Tank Dempsey: Yeah, seems like old time, huh?
Takeo Masaki: You cannot begin to comprehend the great evil you could unleash! I fear the path ahead may be more treacherous than before.
Tank Dempsey: Yeah, we know.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Do not fear death. Fear me.
*young Dr. Richtofen puts gun to old Dr. Richtofen's head*

Tank Dempsey: Don't do it!
*young Dr. Richtofen shoots old Dr. Richtofen in the head*

Nikolai Belinski: You can never wash away the blood on your hands, Richtofen.
*Old Dr. Richtofen's corpse is seen falling head-first somewhere*

Nikolai Belinski: You are an evil that must be stopped.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: What I do, I do only to secure a better tomorrow.
*the four fight zombies to survive*

Takeo Masaki: The future hangs by a thread.
Nikolai Belinski: There is a chain of events that must be set in motion.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: I walk a path no other can take. I alone can lead us to our salvation.
Nikolai Belinski: Maybe... there is a way to end all of this. To return to our homes, our old lives, our families


Opening Cinematic

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Dr. Ludvig Maxis: Edward, what are you doing?! Open the door! Edward, open this door now! Stay behind me Samantha.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Goodbye, Dr. Maxis.
*teleporter noise is heard*

Dr. Edward Richtofen: Hahahahaha!
*gun click is heard*

Tank Dempsey: This ain't funny, doc.
*gun click is heard*

Nikolai Belinski: Turn around.
Takeo Masaki: Slowly...
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Do you know who I am?
Tank Dempsey: Yeah, we know. That's why you better do exactly what we say.
Takeo Masaki: A great evil approaches.
Nikolai Belinski: There is a chain of events that must be set in motion.
*zombies can be heard approaching*

Takeo Masaki: The future hangs by a thread. You must awaken the test subjects.
*Dr. Edward Richtofen activates teleporter and zombies begin attacking*

Tank Dempsey: Richtofen, whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it!
Nikolai Belinski: You do not want to meet what's on the other side of that door.
Takeo Masaki: You cannot begin to comprehend the great evil you could unleash.
*Dr. Edward Richtofen opens teleporter door and a young version of himself is standing there*
*Older Dr. Richtofen shows signs of respect to young Dr. Richtofen*
*young Dr. Richtofen shoots old Dr. Richtofen in the head*

Tank Dempsey: Damn it Richtofen, I thought we were done with this!
Dr. Edward Richtofen: What can I say Dempsey, things change.
*Young Dr. Richtofen is seen interacting with old Dr. Richtofen's corpse while the others fight zombies*

Nikolai Belinski: Only a fool would dare to change history!
Dr. Richtofen: I am not a fool. What I do, I do only to secure a better tomorrow.
Tank Dempsey: Yeah? Well let's see if we live to see it


Quotes

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Character Interactions

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Tank Dempsey:  Can I trust you Nikolai?  Because last time I checked, we were enemies.
Nikolai Belinski:  When did you last check?  We were allies in all 3 World Wars!  Richtofen seems to think he has some kind of plan.
Tank Dempsey:  I'm not sure about that, I think he's delusional.
Nikolai Belinski:  When Richtofen speak of putting things right, do you think he has found a way to end this nightmare?
Tank Dempsey:  After France, I'm starting to believe that anything is possible.
Nikolai Belinski:  Maybe there is a way to end all of this.. to return to our homes, our old lives.. our families.
Tank Dempsey:  Our families.. How many wives is it you've had Nikolai, I gotta be honest I lost count.
Nikolai Belinski:  As a Russian, I know how to ensure, how to survive.  Dare I hope for something more than that.
Tank Dempsey:  You can dare, but I don't know if it'll do any good.  In my experiences, wishes hardly ever come true.

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Tank Dempsey:  So, you gonna tell me what the fuck you were doing back there?
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Dempsey, my dear simple-minded American, you simply wouldn't understand.
Tank Dempsey:  Right after we got here, after you said goodbye to your evil twin, you did something strange.
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  strange?!  Haha, Dempsey, you're really going to have to narrow it down.
Tank Dempsey:  I know you're sick Richtofen, but why were you messing around with your own corpse?
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  That wasn't my body, that was someone else entirely.  Someone a bit like me, but... not.  He's dead.
Tank Dempsey:  Hey I know what I saw.  I saw you stoop down and hold something against the body!
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Pictures, Dempsey.  Pictures, or it didn't happen.
Tank Dempsey:  There was something I was gonna ask you, what was it..
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Ah, dear Dempsey.  Is your memory loss perhaps due to the prolonged exposure to Element 115, or are you just one of the stupid Dempsey's?

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Tank Dempsey:  Hey Tak, we gotta keep an eye on Richtofen.  I don't know what he's up to, but I don't like it.
Takeo Masaki:  I share your concerns Dempsey, we would be wise to remain cautious.
Tank Dempsey:  Did you notice him doing something weird when we first got here?
Takeo Masaki:  Weird describes much of what Richtofen does...
Tank Dempsey:  Right after he popped himself, when we were holding back the hoard, Richtofen knelt down over the body.  Why?
Takeo Masaki:  Perhaps he was paying respects to his foreign self.
Tank Dempsey:  We gotta piece it all together Tak.  Why the fuck did he come here, again?!
Takeo Masaki:  We know not where Richtofen has traveled, but I believe his experiences have... changed him.
Tank Dempsey:  Wherever he's been, whatever he's been through, I'm not sure Richtofen is any less crazy than before.
Takeo Masaki:  Mysteries will reveal themselves in time.  They always do.  That is the nature of our quest.

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Nikolai Belinski:  German, I will keep asking until I get an answer.  What are we doing here?
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Putting things right, Nikolai!  Putting things right.
Nikolai Belinski:  Your words are empty.  Your soul is hallow.  How could you ever hope to put things right?
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Nikolai, I realize that I am often hostile towards you.  It's simply because your ideology is diametrically opposed to mine.
Nikolai Belinski:  We are allies only because of our situation.  We will not fight shoulder to shoulder Richtofen.
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Though we may not see eye-to-eye Nikolai, know this.  I possess an artifact that will help us on our journey.
Nikolai Belinski:  You can never wash away the blood on your hands, Richtofen.  You are an evil that must be stopped.
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  I'm helping you more than you realize Nikolai.  After all, didn't I just kill myself a little while ago?  In know what I'm doing!  The beacon will allow Maxis to find us.
Nikolai Belinski:  Who is this Maxis?  I've never seen him!  Apart from that brain in a jar we found in France.

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Takeo Masaki:  Besides our thirst for battle, you and I have little in common Nikolai.
Nikolai Belinski:  You're mistaken, Takeo.  I have no thirst for battle.  I fight because I have to.
Takeo Masaki:  You have a great disdain for the German.  Why does your hatred run so deep?
Nikolai Belinski:  Do I really have to explain that?  I mean, really?  Have you forgotten richtofen's thirst for chaos?  He is a monster; an animal.
Takeo Masaki:  He is a troubled soul.  I can see it in his eyes.  But a monster?  Heh, I think not.  We know not of the journey Richtofen has taken.  He may hold more wisdom than you realize.
Nikolai Belinksi:  I fear any wisdom he holds will only be used to advance his own agendas.
Takeo Masaki:  We will only survive if we all work together, Nikolai.  You know this in your heart.
Nikolai Belinski:  Richtofen was the one who left us in the dark Takeo.  We have no idea what he has been doing.

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Takeo Masaki:  German!  Your actions defy reason, but you seem driven by a sense of purpose.
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  I do have a purpose Takeo.  A purpose that you will soon come to share.  You only have to trust me.
Takeo Masaki:  You trade on lies and deceit, Richtofen!  Give me one reason why I should trust you!
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  I don't have time to explain now, but I have a message for you.  A message from the Emperor.
Takeo Masaki:  What do you know of the Emperor?!  It has been... so long.  I feared he had abandoned me; forgotten me.
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  You have not been forgotten, Takeo.  Stay strong and your path will become illuminated.
Takeo Masaki:  I do not understand your riddles, German!  How will my path become illuminated?
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  The spirits of your ancestors are not the only voices you will hear, Takeo.  Trust your instincts.  Listen to them.
Takeo Masaki:  Last night, I had a dream.  I dreamt of a house; a house with children.
Dr. Edward Richtofen:  Yes, hold on to that thought, Takeo.  In time, you will come to learn the significance of your visions


Dr. Ludvig Maxis

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*COMING SOON*


Tank Dempsey

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"This doesn't look like any of that Group 935 shit..."
"Infestation confirmed.  Positive identification of 115 on-site.  As expected, my memory's slipping.  Unable to determine current jump-count to this location.  Two at least, maybe more."
"Having failed to secure the intel, test subjects location is currently unknown.  Damn it, Richtofen!  Why do you always have to screw everything up?"
"Field report.  Dimensional insertion point was off, we were too late.  Richtofen interrupted an established continuity.  What happens next is... uncertain.  Allied operatives MIA.  I have no choice but to continue the mission alone."
"Candy's always a nice change from basic rations."
"Maybe this'll buy me enough time to send out the beacon, get the fuck outta this damn place, once and for all."
"Y'know, I've hated Richtofen for so long, I've almost forgotten why."
"Gah, I need to remember the mission; ensure the timelines aren't disrupted.  Ah shit, kinda late for that."
"This machine's been everywhere I have; France, Brazil, even the damn Moon... Why is that?"
"Y'know, I'm kinda hopeful that this Richtofne's gonna turn out better than the last one.  Hey, it couldn't be any worse!"
"I am getting so damn sick of you Richtofen!  Should've left you back at that damn dig site."
"I am getting so tired of you Richtofen!  Should've left you back at that ancient dig site."
"You gonna tell us where the hell you've been for the last two years?"
"Okay more to the point, why the hell did you just blow your own brains out?"
"Ray buddy, how you been!  I've been traveling through time, kicking ass."
"Wonder if this thing shoots 115, too."
"Element 115 concentrated into a single beam of badassery.  Wait, how the hell do I know that?"
"Anyone else notice how this things almost talks to you when you kill a lot of freakbags?


Nikolai Belinski

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"There is a force within this weapon... An evil force."
"Curse this confusion, I must remember my mission; why I am here.  The enemy war machine must be destroyed."
"Where is he?  That foul, stinking, rotten German!  He was here, now he's gone?!"
"He will pay for what he has done, mark my words."
"Ah, my favorite color!  Or is it?  I can't remember."
"During the war, candy was a luxury.  I never had any."
"For so long, I have tasted only dry bread."
"Killed by the same magic that spawned you, hell pig!"
"A weapon to match the importance of our mission."
"This machine appears to follow our every step.  I wonder who sent it... and why."
"Perhaps such firepower may allow us to live long enough to trigger beacon."
"Wait, what did I say?  Why do I think it was the German who told us how to operate this device?"
"These dark times, we must remember why we are here.  If only I can remember..."
"Richtofen's actions will create chaos throughout all of time.  Will he never change?"
"The madness of these machines remains beyond my understanding,  Perhaps we ourselves created this manufacturing device on our previous travels!"
"I have seen this before, on the battlefields of Northern France.  I remember... a mechanical man."
"I wonder what happened to other Nikolai, the one who walked with fools."
"Oooh, I feel like other Nikolai again..." (slurring words, as if drunk)
"The snow falls heavy, storm clouds gather.  I fear we will soon succumb to madness and delusion."
"You do not fool me Richtofen, you are the same contemptible fool you have always been.  I should've killed you when I had chance."
"Are you nothing but an agent of chaos Richtofen?  Many years have we hunted you.  Why do you seek to disrupt the order of events even further?
"Ugh, once again it seems our fate's lay in the hands of a madman!"
"Raaaay!  Remember when we first met?  Times were so different... and yet the same."
"This weapon is normal, compared to the crazy shit I've seen.


Takeo Masaki

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"This feels unnatural... as if there's a spirit trapped within."
"I fear we are meddling with ever-darker forces."
"Hmm...  Why do I think I saw this in a dream?"
"For so long, I have feared the Emperor's displeasure.  I know not where he is, but yet I remain loyal."
"This, I must never forget!"
"My dreams are haunted by spirits...  I fear they are not those of my ancestors."
"A most unfortunate turn of events."
"The death of the German is... regrettable."
"I fear the path ahead may be more treacherous than before."
"I have seen this sorcery before..."
"Each and every bullet fired will take us further on our journey!"
"Mysterious machine seem to follow our every step.  Why?"
"I will mark my journey one candy at a time."
"An American invention, created to *inaudible* their unbridled appetite for sweetness."
"Every journey also ends, with a single step!"
"This day... I will find another path."
"I will find a way to continue our journey."
"This place brings with it a growing sense of familiarity..."
"Evil, like energy, cannot be destroyed.  Only... transferred."
"I grow weary for what this will mean for our future."
"A storm is definitely approaching."
"Once more, I wait for a blessing...  A blessing that may change this wretched world forever."
"There was once a time when I forged my own blade...  I will return to such times.  One day."
"Forged in fire, bound by magic...  This machine holds many mysteries."
"Sometimes, my dreams are a portent of the future."
"I fear what new terrors my visions may bring."
"I dare not ask if the others have seen him."
"Somehow, I always knew this mysterious re*inaudible* held great power!"
"Ah, liquid sushi!  Clearly an idea out of its time."
"From the shadows, I can almost hear him...  whispering to me."
"We cannot forget our mission.  We must ensure that events follow their natural order!"
"Clearly, you feel your actions have greater purpose, Richtofen!  But to what ends?"
"You dishonor your lineage, German!"
"Do you not care for the shame you bring upon your ancestors?  You may have destroyed the very fabric of space and time!"
"Though our situation is familiar, I sense new possibilities!"
"One day soon, the Earth itself will attempt to swallow the horde!


Dr. Edward Richtofen

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"What?  A wonder weapon, even unknown to me?"
"Wait, I think I have seen this, on my travels..."
"I know this weapon is not of this dimension."
"An unnatural weapon?  Oh, I like it aha... very much."
"I must work quickly, there's so much to do.  The vessel for Maxis, the radios, the opening of the gateway.  Nein!  I am getting confused; curse these 115-induced illusions!"
"My god, what have I done?  Stop it Edward, breath.  It's okay, it's okay.  This is important, this is what you have to do, even if another part of you dies each and every time."
"Agh!  How am I meant to work when all around me, I am beset by the voices of the damned, and the doomed?!"
"Maxis!  No, wait, compose yourself Edward."
"Mission accomplished.  Temporal disruption achieved.  The future is changed."
"It is as though we have stopped questioning how such insanity, became reality!"
"Did you put these chalk drawings here Samantha?"
"So many riddles, so many illogical leads!  Will I ever truly understand this madness?"
"Hmm, these machines were definitely not here on our last visit."
"Does Maxis even know who crafted these machines?"
"My skills have improved over the years!"
"Embrace your fate.  Begin anew!"
"Maxis knew... Maxis always knew!"
"I wonder... is this need for payment something for Maxis's subconscious?  Or mine?"
"I have lived this before, I will live it again!"
"Where are you, Maxis?!"
"Deja vu all over again!"
"At last, a weapon worthy of my mission!"
"Yes...  Perhaps now I can ensure the release of the beacon.  Maxis will find me!"
"I have seen everything...  done everything!  What left is more for me?"
"Armed with this, I will correct all my past mistakes, once and for all!"
"I must remember, the others can never know..."
"To be honest, I still haven't gotten over killing myself..."
"This machine was built by a good man; a blacksmith in the Old West.  I hope I can one day thank him."
"Dempsey...  I must confide in Dempsey, he alone may offer our salvation!  Either him or Nikolai...  Or Ta-kay-o...  Or is it Takeo?  I've never known."
"We must remember, correlation is not causation!"
"Are we still keeping score, Samantha?!"
"She taunts us!  She... or someone else?"
"Maybe now I can concentrate my thoughts, remember my true purpose!"
"I once thought I could harness this power...  I was a fool!"
"Must I embrace my fate, begin anew?"
"Ah, let us resume.  We must secure our extraction from this cursed place."
"I walk a path no other can take.  I alone can lead us to our salvation."
"You do not, and could not, understand.  Maxis will find us...  He promised me."
"I have traveled.  I have seen many things, many futures, many histories...  Trust me, there is something else out there.  Something worse than me."
"We work together, good things will happen...  Trust me, I'm a doctor."
"Filthy dogs!  They have returned, changed!  I know the feeling."
"There was a time when my every waking hour brought thoughts of dissection."
"You know how important I am, box!"
"Why do I not remember how this device came to be?"
"I wonder... did early tests involve real monkeys?"
"I must secure the future...  the world's, and my own..."
"Perhaps a gift, from my future."
"Tesla's work, was not in vain!"
"The Illuminati will not find me."
"I have seen this before... I will see it again."
"If I am to survive my journey, I must master all weaponry."
"Perhaps my greatest invention!... of this time period."
"I have seen wonder weapons greater even than this.  The DG-2 completed field tests long ago."
"I remember a time before the undead...  A time of science, and research.

 


Radios

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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Whoever you are, wherever you are, I have one message.  One message that must be remembered at all costs.  The child must be protected.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  She may have been returned to me, but I fear she is not as she was... In recent months, she has barely said a word.  When she did, it was only to cry out for him; to call his name.  What have I done.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  In these dark days, I find myself clinging to the belief that there may still be a way to set things right.  Though my understanding of the ethereal realm remains limited, I am convinced that the manipulation of the energy fields within all matter is vital to uncovering the dimensional gateway itself.  It is my sincerest hope that somewhere in the realm beyond my beloved Samantha still lives.  I can only pray that Edward will have the courage to fulfill the vow he made all those years ago.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Day 66.  The children are gone and the house still feels empty.  I miss their laughter, their games.  The sirens have not sounded for several months.  I do believe that we may have turned the tide on the battle, but at what cost?  The radiation levels from the fallout remain dangerously high.  I can only pray I live long enough to confirm that my plan was indeed successful and the dark presence that has haunted our dreams, that infected every facet of our existence, has finally been vanquished.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Though our matter transference tests at the new site have been largely unsuccessful, the teleporters malfunction has nonetheless yielded some interesting data.  The fact that the test subjects depart from their original point of origin is undeniable; what is uncertain is what became of them. Richtofen is insistent in his belief that they have been transported not through space, but through time.  In the absence of empirical evidence, I myself cannot entertain such... madness.  I fear Richtofen's irrationality may soon prove a liability to our endeavors.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Look around you Edward, the giant sleeps.  This facility was once alive with activity, now it is a graveyard.  Group 935 are no more.  What remains of their work has been scattered to the four winds, only echoes and shadows remain.  The test subject can never be allowed to awaken, the havoc that could be wrecked upon the future by such simple-minded individuals would be catastrophic.  Heed my warning.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  Remember what I told you Edward, the scars left by Samantha's past actions allow us to communicate across the rift.  Follow my words: I will find you.  When you release the beacon, I will secure your extraction and destroy the site.  Remember, the burden is yours to carry Edward.  The others must never know the truth.
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Dr. Ludvig Maxis:  I thank you for your sacrifice Edward.  Your courageous actions have opened new avenues of opportunity.  It is my dearest hope that we may some day set things right and prevent these terrible events from ever unfolding.
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Takeo Masaki:  Takeo.. Takeo.. Brave upholder of the dying samurai spirit.  It feels almost as though I am speaking to my ancestors; instead, I speak to a reflection of myself.  The man in the mirror, in another place, another time, our allies are filled with confidence and bravado.  But I am troubled.  My dreams are haunted by a man in shadow.  I fear this vision may be important of our destruction.
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Nikolai Belinski:  It's not all bad news, Nikolai.  We may have failed in our mission, but at least there is one less Richtofen to deal with.  If it is any consolation, tell him that the first one was the hardest.  I should know, I've killed at least three Richtofen's.  There was the one in the fire, the one with the boat hook, and the one - what?  No one told me.  Sorry, forget what I just said.  Everything will be fine.
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Tank Dempsey: Hey other me, if you're hearing this, then it means something's gone fubar. We're going to Plan B. Stick to that kraut bastard like glue. We need to find out what the hell he has been doing, what he's going to do. We may be able to get a fix on your location if you can trigger one of the paradox visualizations. Good luck, we're all counting on you. Oh, wait, what ever you do, don't get too close to the radioactive beacon. Makes your hair fall out


Codes/Ciphers

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WHEN FINISHED WE WILL RETURN TO THE HOUSE AND THE INFINITE
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*unsolved*
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*unsolved*
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in the cell below the waves is where honor suffers
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The Mountain Must Be Searched For The Frozen On

 

der eisendrache

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Opening Cinematic

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*Moon is shown*
*German military truck (five men) is driving down the road with a cryogenically frozen “Dempsey” in back*
*Robot comes out of the sky to attack the vehicle*
*Soldiers destroy robot with Panzerchek*
*Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen are seen in front of destroyed robot*
Tank Dempsey:  This wasn’t how it was supposed to go.
*Men are shown walking*
Tank Dempsey:  We were supposed to secure the package, be in and out clean.
*They walk up on slightly-aflame town and take the gondola to a castle*
*They are immediately met with zombies*
Tank Dempsey:  Instead, the whole thing’s been one disaster after another.
*Crew kills zombies and Dr. Maxis can be heard counting down*
Dr. Ludvig Maxis: 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..*Rocket can be heard taking off*
Tank Dempsey:  I should never have trusted you Richtofen.  Never


Trailer

Spoiler

*camera pans around Der Eisendrache*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: The road is long and dark, but I know where we are going. I… we, will complete our mission. I know you have questions, but you have to trust me. I have seen things you wouldn’t believe. Things you couldn’t even imagine.
Takeo Masaki: Richtofen claims knowledge of worlds beyond this realm, do you believe this is possible?
*Dead Again begins playing*
Takeo Masaki: This creature… is not of this world. It is not of any world. A pact has been made, but at what price for my soul?
*slaying the undead commences*
Tank Dempsey: I never trusted you Richtofen, never!
Dr. Maxis: 5… 4… 3… 2… 1.


Quotes

Spoiler

*COMING SOON*


Radios

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Dr. Groph:  Our allies in Division 9 have made great strides with their own research and development, though I must confess to having had my own doubts regarding the feasibility of their more... ambitious weapons designs.  Successful field trials suggest that we may be able to deploy the specimen as early as this winter.  Assuming progress remains on track, we may finally be able to break the stalemate on the Eastern Front.
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Dr. Groph:  Group 935 has defied all those who doubted our cause!

*applause can be heard*
Dr. Groph:  Since the discovery of Element 115, we’ve achieved so much.  Our weapons program alone  has advanced beyond even our wildest expectations!
*applause can be heard*
Dr. Groph:  Furthermore, the fact that we have been able to establish a permanent base of operations on the Moon itself makes me filled with optimism for the future! We can, literally, do anything!
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Dr. Groph:  I have a very good memory.  At least, that is what Richtofen's said on more than one occasion.  Myself, I am not so sure.  Recent events have led me to conclude that exposure to the MPD may in fact be corrupting and clouding our cognitive processes.  Speaking to my own, personal experiences, I am reminded that I had a dream about Maxis’s daughter, Samantha.  The child may have been a frequent visitor to Eagle’s Nest, but the idea that she could be here on Griffin Station, the Moon, defies explanation.  It is essential that we re-establish contact with Eagle’s Nest in order to fully understand our current...  predicament.
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Dr. Groph:  Given that it is now over two weeks since contact with *inaudible* Dr. Richtofen, along with the fact that all intel would appear to suggest that the Der Riese facility itself may have fallen to the enemy, I am forced to take drastic action.  As of now, and for the foreseeable future, I have decided to assume full operational commands of Group 935.  All further tests involving the MPD are on hold until such time that we can guarantee the safety and security of all personnel currently based at Griffin Station.  It sort of pains me to say, we have to assume that Operation Shield is unlikely to succeed as originally planned.
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Dr. Groph:  Despite the fact that all testing of the MPD has been put on hold, we have nonetheless observed a series of unprecedented and, dare I say it, erratic behaviors exhibited by the pyramid.  Comms, interference, and power outages have become common place, with many fearful for their own safety.  The perimeter guards on the Exclusion Zone have reported hearing voices emanating from the MPD, though external recordings do not corroborate their testimony.  Several individuals reported hearing the same exact words: I must go to her; the loop must be closed.  While most accounts claim that the words were spoken by an unidentified individual, several seem to believe that the quotation came from Dr. Maxis.  That, I know is not possible.  Such is the increasing atmosphere of paranoia that we have taken to ensuring the placement of survival suits throughout the facility, just in case essential life support systems should fail


Codes/Ciphers

Spoiler

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We have discovered that there are beings that can travel between dimensions without the aid of the teleporters.
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I MEET THE REPORTER WHO WAS TO DELIVER THE ARTIFACT. HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO BRING IT ON HIS TRUCK IN A CRATE. BUT WHEN I ARRIVED, THE REPORTER WAS BABBLING, AND ACTING WILDLY, WAVING A LETTER IN HIS HAND TELLING ME TO STAY AWAY. THE CRATE CONTAINING THE ARTIFACT HAD BEEN SEALED WITH SOME ANCIENT MAGIC. WHEN I TOLD HIM I MUST HAVE THE ARTIFACT AND MOVED TOWARD THE CRATE, HE ATTACKED ME. I ACTED IN SELF-DEFENSE STABBING HIM IN THE CHEST.
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THE LAST TEST SUBJECT THE MEXICAN DIED BUT DURING THE AUTOPSY I HAVE DISCOVERED THE KEY TO CREATE THE UNDEAD ARMY THAT WE SEEK WE ARE NOW READY TO CAPTURE THE FOUR TEST SUBJECTS IDENTIFIED IN REPORT FORTY FOUR
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FATHER INTRODUCED ME TO A NEW FRIEND THAT JUST ARRIVED HIS NAME IS EDWARD HE IS NICE BUT HE DOESN'T LIKE TO SHARE THE TOYS
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AFTER THE SUCCESS AT THE RISING SUN FACILITY, DIVISION #9 IS MOVING WITH PHASE #2. THE ISLAND FACILITY IS NOW OPERATIONAL AND INITIAL TESTING UNDERWAY.

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*unsolved*

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I HAVE RECEIVED ANOTHER TOY POSTED BY M
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*unsolved*

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AFTER THE GREAT BATTLE, THEY STOOD UPON THE MOUND. THEIR LIGHT SHONE DOWN AND CLEANSED ALL THE SICKNESS FOR AS FAR AS THE EYE COULD SEE. THEY ARE THE FIRST; THEY ARE THE LAST... VISIONS OF FRACTURED WORLDS AND STRANGE ROOMS HAUNTED OUR DREAMS
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MISSION LOG ENTRY FORTY FIVE I AM OVER THE SITE LOOKING DOWN THROUGH THE OPEN DOOR I CAN SEE WEIRD DISTORTION BELOW ME LIKE A LOCALIZED AURORA BOREALIS I WOULD NORMALLY CANCEL THE OPERATION BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME LUCKILY I HAVE TAKEN EXPERIMENTAL WEAPONRY VERSION THREE THAT NO ONE HAS SEEN BEFORE FROM MY PREVIOUS MISSION NEVER SAY NEVER PETER

 

zetsubou no shima

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Opening Cinematic

Spoiler

*Special thanks to @DragonGJY for his translation of the opening cinematic, as the Japanese Officer is actually speaking Japanese in the video*

Japanese Officer: Bring those stowaways to the deck!
*Takeo is punched in the face by the officer, who then holds a katana to him*
Japanese Officer: You shameless rat! You dare betray Japan and the Emperor himself?!
Tank Dempsey: Take it easy, Tak.
*Japanese Officer holds up the Summoning Key*
Japanese Officer: How did you all manage to recover this lost artifact?
Dr. Edward Richtofen: I'm sorry, I don't speak Japanese.
Japanese Officer: Are none of you going to answer me?
Tank Dempsey: The object in your hand, it's gonna bring you nothing but pain. Believe me, I know!
Japanese Officer: Throw these useless rats into the ocean!
Takeo Masaki: I am an envoy of the Emperor himself!
*A large wave hits the boat, knocking over the Japanese Officer and his crew*
*All-out slaughter-fest commences*
Takeo Masaki: I am no traitor!
*Summoning Key begins rolling towards the edge of the boat*
Dr. Edward Richtofen: No no no!
*Takeo catches the Key shortly after it goes over the edge*
Tank Dempsey: That was close!
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Yes, a little too close!
*Nikolai sees a fire that will shortly cause the boat to explode*
Nikolai Belinski: We must go, now!
*They all jump off the boat, grab a piece of boat remains, and swim to a nearby island


Trailers

Spoiler

Trailer 1

*Takeo, Tank, Nikolai, and Edward (“the crew”) are stranded on a wooden dinghy with an island in the distance*

*Camera begins panning various parts of the island*

Takeo Masaki: “There are those who seek power over nature itself.”

*zombies are shown on the island*

Takeo Masaki: “Beneath the shadow of an evil, a new enemy has arisen. Here, on this island, they had no idea of what they would unleash.”

*The crew is shown killing zombies*

*A plane crashes on the island and is used as a trap*

Nikolai Belinski: “Propeller makes rain storm *inaudible*.”

Tank Dempsey: “Ahh yeah, monkey time!”

*Tank Dempsey throws a Monkey Bomb*

*Crew kills zombies around the island*

Nikolai Belinski: “This is how sausage is made!”

*Crew continues to kill zombies*

Takeo Masaki: “Make your peace, hellspawn. I am coming for you!”

*Thrasher comes out of the ground*

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Trailer 2

*Takeo 1.0 is sitting on the floor of his cell*

Takeo Masaki: “We believe that rescue, or escape, would soon find us. We prayed to the spirits.. They did not answer.”

*Zombies and Tank, Takeo, Nikolai, and Edward (“the crew”) are seen on various parts of the island*

Tank Dempsey: “The object in your hand, it’s gonna bring you nothing but pain. Believe me, I know.”

*Takeo 1.0 holds up the Summoning Key*

*Dr. Edward Richtofen is observing a spider in a cage*

*Takeo 1.0 is seen with vegetation moving around him*

*Nikolai and Tank are watching a fluid be extracted from a spider*

Takeo 1.0: “Are you so blinded by your own loyalty?”

*Takeo Masaki is contemplating in room full of test subjects*

*The crew are seen killing zombies and camera pans around map*

*Takeo 1.0 is seen being captured by Japanese officers and banished to a giant spider*

*Takeo Masaki hands sword to Takeo 1.0*

Takeo 1.0: “None of choose the means by which mercy will find us.”

*Takeo Masaki sees Dr. Richtofen, Tank, and Nikolai lying still on the floor as vegetation overtakes him*

*Dr. Richtofen explores room with dragon eggs and lights it on fire*

Takeo Masaki: “This realm may have been corrupted, consumed by evil.”

*The crew fights off Zombies, but Dr. Richtofen is consumed by a Thrasher*

*The crew is shown to continue fighting zombies*


Ending Cutscene

Spoiler

*quotes coming after portal are also included in orange*

*Origins Takeo walks up to cell holding Takeo 1.0*
Takeo 1.0: Your eyes... I recognize them. Almost as if they were my own.
*Origins Takeo opens cell door and walks in*
Origins Takeo: Takeo Masaki. I did not believe I would find you in such a place.
*Origins Takeo sits down next to Takeo 1.0*
Takeo 1.0: I was a warrior.. I fought many great battles, for the glory of our nation. For the honor of the dying samurai spirit.
*Origins ending cutscene music begins playing*
Takeo 1.0: I was... a hero. 
Origins Takeo: I... share, this memory. I have lived many of the same victories.
Takeo 1.0: I later learned that my victories were... unwelcome.
*Takeo 1.0 stands up in anger*
Takeo 1.0: His betrayal was driven by petty jealousy. He knew I couldn't do anything.
*Takeo 1.0 walks out of cell and towards Nikolai, Richtofen, and Dempsey*
Takeo 1.0: But I fear not even my own death.
Origins Takeo: Punishment is one thing, this is... cruelty. Who could be so evil as to desire another soul to endure such suffering. Who amongst us could be so dishonorable?
Takeo 1.0: Are you so blinded by your own loyalty? Your orders came from the Emperor himself.
*Origins Takeo goes into a haze of confusion and disbelief*
Origins Takeo: My life... my path... is built upon a lie. This realm may have been corrupted and consumed by evil, but we possess the power to change things.
*Origins Takeo pulls out his katana*
Origins Takeo: A better tomorrow is only possible if we blow away the ashes of the past.
Takeo 1.0: None of us choose the means by which mercy will find us... But I am at peace. I understand what must be done. Will you be my kaishakunin?
Origins Takeo: It is my honor.
*Takeo 1.0 gets on his knees and draws his sword, while Origins Takeo (behind Takeo 1.0) raises his sword. Takeo 1.0 puts his sword through his abdomen and Origins Takeo cut into his neck*
*The Summoning Key absorbs the life matter of Takeo 1.0*
Tank Dempsey: Three down, one to go. Guess that's you next Nikolai.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Nein, there is something else we must do. There is a chain of events that must be set in motion.
*Animation of going through a Rift portal*
*Exit Rift in Zetsubou no Shima*
Tank Dempsey: Ok, gotta admit, I didn't see that one coming.
Dr. Edward Richtofen: Call it.. our insurance policy. In case we don't like where we end up.


Quotes

Spoiler

*COMING SOON*


Radios

Spoiler

Dr. Maxis: Reality itself is shifting… I find myself reflecting on memories I am no longer sure are my own. Beyond the window, I saw a wasteland stretching as far as the eye could see. I saw a scourge visited upon the Earth. I saw the children… withered before my eyes. That was before… before he came. Samantha has been returned to me once more, as have you Edward… as have you.
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Dr. Maxis: He explained everything to me, he will explain everything to you. Though his very presence defied logic, defied reason, he told me that he would help. I could not refuse.
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Dr. Maxis: The siren has not sounded in many months. I am... confused, by the changing world around. I look at my hands, and they are not the hands I remember. The wrinkles, stains, and liver spots that textured my skin have disappeared, as though time itself was unraveling against its natural order. Is this the end, or a new beginning?
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Dr Maxis: After so long in isolation, we have begun to believe that we were the only survivors of the catastrophic event that had shaped our lives. Supplies were beginning to run low, and I was forced to prepare for the worst outcome. Just as I feared we were truly alone, just as a feared that the end was near, there was a knock at the door.
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Dr. Maxis: You swore a promise to me, Edward. It may have been a long time ago, but I am sure you would not have forgotten. You swore to follow my instructions, to comply with my every order. You swore to enact whatever plan I conveyed to you, all in the hope that we could overcome some of the chaos that we ourselves have created. You have kept your word. However much it pains my heart, I owe it to you ton confess. I'm sorry Edward, I have withheld certain truths from you.


Codes/Ciphers

Spoiler

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A DECODER LIST!
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Code type: Cipher (Base64)
Solved: by @certainpersonio, link here

Entry 58: We have been having power fluctuations for the past couple of days.
Consequently, we have had to rely more and more on the backup generators.
It's strange, ever since we have been having issues with the power, people are reporting hearing voices coming from the walls.
They say they can hear quiet sobbing from a boy and a girl, as well as, a man shouting for children to close the windows.
I have not heard the voices, but I admit something feels different about this place.

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Code type: Cipher (T-9)
Solved: by @Doppelgänger
, link here

Of the four test subjects highlighted in Report 44, one of the brothers has died before we could reach him in the battle. The other is still at large in the city.
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*was the final of three steps in the crossword puzzle; note that punctuation was added*

Code type: Crossword puzzle
Solved: by @WaterKH, link here

Urgent Telegram. We have just received word that the private plane carrying the expedition crew encountered freak atmospheric event which caused it to crash, killing all on board including the famous explorers Brock and Gary. This comes weeks after owner announcement fight about the location of Shangri-La.
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Code type: Cipher (Vigenere)
Solved: by @Nieno69, link here

My name is my name. My name? Oh, yes, it is Gersh. How long have l been floating? Minutes? Years? Where is now? I guess I can forgive Yuri. I quite like my new form. Hmmm, where am I now. A city on fire by a river. I know this place. Finally, I am home.

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Code type: Modified Binary
Solved: by @WaterKH, link here

Entry 56: Just finished a very long shift. We were awaiting the test subjects arrival from the castle but they never showed. Those group 935 pigs didnt even bother to radio the asylum to let us know they were not coming. I am getting sick of those arrogant scientists. They have given the asylum the nickname Verruckt Asylum. I loathe it. We are as every bit as important to the completion of project as they are.
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Code type: Cipher (Vigenere)
Solved: by @certainpersonio, link here

Comrade. I hope these schematics reach you in time so our scientists can make use of them, for I know the western front is on the brink of collapse. these schematics I have stolen from group 935 will enable us to construct our own wonder weapons which will help us turn the tide of the war and give us victory over the German pigs. I fear, however, I will not live to see this. —V
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Code type: Cipher (Modified Columnar Transposition)
Solved: by @certainpersonio, link here

Richtofen must understand that using these teleporters to jump between dimensions is both dangerous and imprecise. At any point, the fabric of space-time could collapse if the proper amounts of 115 are not maintained. l am also concerned about the unknown effects of trans-dimensional jumps. l have noticed even with my brief travels that new memories and emotions have flooded my mind, suddenly appearing from nowhere. l am also sure something is happening on a molecular level as well.
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Code type: Cipher (Letter Numbers)
Solved: by @Lizizadolphin, link here

EDWARD AS YOU KNOW IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU AND THE GROUP FIND THE EXACT VERSIONS OF YOURSELVES THAT I HAVE HIGHLIGHTED IN EACH UNIVERSE ONLY BY KILLING THAT VERSION OF YOURSELF IN THAT PARTICULAR UNIVERSE AT THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT IN TIME WILL WE BE SUCCESSFUL ONCE EACH OF YOUR OTHER SELVES ARE KILLED ACROSS ALL UNIVERSES REMEMBER WE ARE ONLY IMMUNE BECAUSE WE OPENED THE PORTAL IN FRANCE BUT I AM AFRAID THIS MIGHT NOT BE PERMANENT I FEAR THERE IS SOMETHING M ISN T TELLING ME AND THAT THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME LEFT FOR US
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Plane Cipher

Code type: Cipher (Cryptogram)
Solved: by @Lizizadolphin, link here

I shut down the power for the night. we must conserve the gasoline, so i am told, because the Emperor is in doubt of the usefulness of our research here at the Rising run Facility, and that resupplying the facility will now occur every other month rather than our usually scheduled weekly drops. Hopefully, the new meteor site produces higher grade samples, ones we can actually use. Wait is that a plane I hear. The resupply is not scheduled for another week. I see a bright light in the sky...
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Hexidecimal Cipher

Code type: Hexidecimal
Solved: by @Kalinine, link here

SOPHIA- Cyclic reduncy check = FAIL
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nayrcraig    29

no man keep them the way they are, that's the order they are in the terminal

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I thought they were correct, I can change them if you wish, I was just going of a chronological video on teh tubez

*EDIT* And sorry if I can't change them until tonight (8 EST-ish), I will be gone working all day.

I just meant that's how I felt they should be

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Tac    462

I thought they were correct, I can change them if you wish, I was just going of a chronological video on teh tubez

*EDIT* And sorry if I can't change them until tonight (8 EST-ish), I will be gone working all day.

I just meant that's how I felt they should be

Oh Ok I gotcha. It took me forever to do this haha, I read through transcripts and then watched videos to confirm the transcripts, and considering I am on a 1MB internet connection... Ya lol.

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TFG Dubz    2

transcripts are correct for Der Riese mate, but your missing the new Shi No Numa easter egg radio that was put into Black Ops Version

on a side note will you be adding the loading screen transcripts, for instance Richtofens Kino der toten loading screen transcript?

EDIT: i also made a few mistaks when writing up the COTD radios, i can send you the edits if you'd like, theres only a couple of words i missed

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Tac    462

transcripts are correct for Der Riese mate, but your missing the new Shi No Numa easter egg radio that was put into Black Ops Version

on a side note will you be adding the loading screen transcripts, for instance Richtofens Kino der toten loading screen transcript?

EDIT: i also made a few mistaks when writing up the COTD radios, i can send you the edits if you'd like, theres only a couple of words i missed

The back to the future of whatever?

I can add them if you want.

And what do you mean you made a few mistakes? I went through and listened to make sure I had them correct.

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TFG Dubz    2

transcripts are correct for Der Riese mate, but your missing the new Shi No Numa easter egg radio that was put into Black Ops Version

on a side note will you be adding the loading screen transcripts, for instance Richtofens Kino der toten loading screen transcript?

EDIT: i also made a few mistakes when writing up the COTD radios, i can send you the edits if you'd like, theres only a couple of words i missed

The back to the future of whatever?

I can add them if you want.

And what do you mean you made a few mistakes? I went through and listened to make sure I had them correct.

yeah the backtracing us to the future transmission, think its really important imo

the ones i wrote, i made a few mistakes, only minor, like for instance the radio with Richtofen AND Dempsey, instead of "Oh oh, get doctor ludvig", is now im 99% sure says "Oh oh, this doesnt look good"

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Tac    462

transcripts are correct for Der Riese mate, but your missing the new Shi No Numa easter egg radio that was put into Black Ops Version

on a side note will you be adding the loading screen transcripts, for instance Richtofens Kino der toten loading screen transcript?

EDIT: i also made a few mistakes when writing up the COTD radios, i can send you the edits if you'd like, theres only a couple of words i missed

The back to the future of whatever?

I can add them if you want.

And what do you mean you made a few mistakes? I went through and listened to make sure I had them correct.

yeah the backtracing us to the future transmission, think its really important imo

the ones i wrote, i made a few mistakes, only minor, like for instance the radio with Richtofen AND Dempsey, instead of "Oh oh, get doctor ludvig", is now im 99% sure says "Oh oh, this doesnt look good"

I listened through it and it sounded like he said ludvig, but IDK, I'll check again I guess.

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Tac    462

transcripts are correct for Der Riese mate, but your missing the new Shi No Numa easter egg radio that was put into Black Ops Version

Just added it for ya!

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Tac    462

Hey Tac,

Here is something for you so you don't get bored.

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:)

That's soo creepy, I was just watching that!! Also this one:

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Shall we discuss?

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Matuzz    217

Well the Radio I posted is most likely events of Verruckt and your vid it almost sounded like some one whispered: "They are coming"

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Tac    462

Well the Radio I posted is most likely events of Verruckt and your vid it almost sounded like some one whispered: "They are coming"

The one you posted is guaranteed Verruckt because one of the guys has Quick Revive, he says stuff like "don't leave me" and "come back quick" and I can't even decipher mine lol. Also, a lot of people think that the back tracing us to the future quote is here... Isn't it the one that shows what happened from DR to Kino?

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Matuzz    217

Well the Radio I posted is most likely events of Verruckt and your vid it almost sounded like some one whispered: "They are coming"

The one you posted is guaranteed Verruckt because one of the guys has Quick Revive, he says stuff like "don't leave me" and "come back quick" and I can't even decipher mine lol. Also, a lot of people think that the back tracing us to the future quote is here... Isn't it the one that shows what happened from DR to Kino?

Yeah I think that radio tells how they went to DR to Kino.

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Tac    462

Well the Radio I posted is most likely events of Verruckt and your vid it almost sounded like some one whispered: "They are coming"

The one you posted is guaranteed Verruckt because one of the guys has Quick Revive, he says stuff like "don't leave me" and "come back quick" and I can't even decipher mine lol. Also, a lot of people think that the back tracing us to the future quote is here... Isn't it the one that shows what happened from DR to Kino?

Yeah I think that radio tells how they went to DR to Kino.

Ok I thought so, also, I'm going to go in-depth with that Verruckt radio real quick, tell me what you think. He says, "HERE THEY COME" so he knew about them which leads me to believe they tried to barricade them somewhere and it didn't work, the guy had Quick Revive so he didn't die, and all the other guys went to turn on the power. Does that sound right?

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Matuzz    217

The one you posted is guaranteed Verruckt because one of the guys has Quick Revive, he says stuff like "don't leave me" and "come back quick" and I can't even decipher mine lol. Also, a lot of people think that the back tracing us to the future quote is here... Isn't it the one that shows what happened from DR to Kino?

Yeah I think that radio tells how they went to DR to Kino.

Ok I thought so, also, I'm going to go in-depth with that Verruckt radio real quick, tell me what you think. He says, "HERE THEY COME" so he knew about them which leads me to believe they tried to barricade them somewhere and it didn't work, the guy had Quick Revive so he didn't die, and all the other guys went to turn on the power. Does that sound right?

Yeah or they already fight against zombies in NDU so thats why he says "here they come".

Rest sounds good :)

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Ok I thought so, also, I'm going to go in-depth with that Verruckt radio real quick, tell me what you think. He says, "HERE THEY COME" so he knew about them which leads me to believe they tried to barricade them somewhere and it didn't work, the guy had Quick Revive so he didn't die, and all the other guys went to turn on the power. Does that sound right?

wait, wasn't the dialog from this radio from the Verruckt trailer?

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I'm 100% sure this is where they came from

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for some reason it reminds me of the phones on Ascension, that when you pick them up you hear the characters from Five. Could Verruckt and SNN possibly take place at the same time and that's the team from Verruckt trying to contact someone for help?

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for some reason it reminds me of the phones on Ascension, that when you pick them up you hear the characters from Five. Could Verruckt and SNN possibly take place at the same time and that's the team from Verruckt trying to contact someone for help?

I think that they're both recordings, tbh. Besides, you can activate the radio at any time, it doesn't randomly turn on like the phones do. Also, SNN occured after verruckt (cotd radios)

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I still don't think they came from NDU to Verruckt, it has to be the other way around IMO. It is the 2nd outbreak, so they wouldn't go to Verruckt because there is no logical 1st outbreak then. Treyarch's words in this intel, "Ever since the second outbreak at Nacht der Untoten, troops have been noticing strange radio transmissions and broadcasts taking place in the dead of the night." So NDU is the 2nd outbreak. AND YES!! Finally, this map IS for the story!! Finally, I am believed!!!

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I still don't think they came from NDU to Verruckt, it has to be the other way around IMO. It is the 2nd outbreak, so they wouldn't go to Verruckt because there is no logical 1st outbreak then. Treyarch's words in this intel, "Ever since the second outbreak at Nacht der Untoten, troops have been noticing strange radio transmissions and broadcasts taking place in the dead of the night." So NDU is the 2nd outbreak. AND YES!! Finally, this map IS for the story!! Finally, I am believed!!!

Well, I don't think the first outbreak is verruckt, there had to be some sort of test outbreak before that.

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I still don't think they came from NDU to Verruckt, it has to be the other way around IMO. It is the 2nd outbreak, so they wouldn't go to Verruckt because there is no logical 1st outbreak then. Treyarch's words in this intel, "Ever since the second outbreak at Nacht der Untoten, troops have been noticing strange radio transmissions and broadcasts taking place in the dead of the night." So NDU is the 2nd outbreak. AND YES!! Finally, this map IS for the story!! Finally, I am believed!!!

Well, I don't think the first outbreak is verruckt, there had to be some sort of test outbreak before that.

Well what map then? Kino, DR, or SNN? I can't even imagine it's any others.

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