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i listened to all the quotes from the pc files and my favorite ones are nicks random wife quotes

"I'll have to use my bare hands... just like with fourth wife. Always talking..."

or the random facebook quotes!

Damn, i keep forgeting to update my facebook status

I have time to update my facebook status!

actually anything nick says is hilarious

"I've fallen and I cant get up!"

Dude, you had me lauging here...

Can you get all the quotes into 4 videos, Please.....

Regards Snake.

P.s. Glad to see your still alive, any strange men in trench coats following you recently?

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Haha! When Nikolai says at the beginning of Ascension "First objective, turn on power; second objective, drink vodka; or vice-versa. You know what I choose!

EDIT: Or when at the beginning of a monkey round he says "Look! Takeo DID have love affair with monkeys! look what they made!" :lol::lol: :lol:

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Honestly, every quote makes me laugh :D but particularly

Doc (When buying Stamin-Up) Now the doctor can go long time!... Wait... Does that turn you on?

Dempsey (When pressing the Action button on Tak's portrait) Awwww, our little bundle of badass

Nikolai (When getting a Ray Gun) Hey ray, would you like some of my Vodka?

Takeo (Unknown) Return to the hell from whence you came!

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my favourite quotes are from ricktofen:

"eenie, meenie, mineie SHOTGUN"- gets me every time

"given time, i could make a small generator with left over parts.... why is it black and white now...."

"i see one, two, thr- oh shit"

"maybe they are trying to comunicate... oh wait their just having sex"

"hey zombie got the time haha doubt it"- when shooting an arm off

"you have all the power in the world and you need MORE..... i like the way you think"

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