Black Hand Smith

We didn't even need a battle royal last year. Everyone bow before the king of 2013!

PINNAZ?

Boom winning something? Good one.

Create them in GIMP ;)

Create a gif, but MANY people can't stand gifs…

Mocking knows me.

They're fucking annoying 90% of the time.

None, well, to be fair we procrastinated the first week, but unbeknownst to us he would be PILING on the work later on. Everyday I'd get home and complete four assignments for the guy, analyze txt for 20 independent literary words from a list. Then highlight how why and example for the whole thing. From there we were made to write a 2-page letter to celebrities, a normally 5-8 page analyses of an editorial article. Then there was the homework given by other teachers to do, ranging anywhere from 40 pre-cal questions, to chemistry worksheets. FURTHERMORE he would constantly require us to write full analysis/opinion based essays on multiple works, in 30 minutes. If we didn't include 5 literary bits, or fallow his strict format of HWE, he failed it, and we would be forced to re-write the whole thing properly and then write AGAIN about how our second paper was better then the first. We also had a chapter-reading quiz every day, it was normally 3 questions, 1 wrong answer and you made a 67, the questions were not from spark notes and could be taken from any part of the book's chapter. Constantly we would have a 30-page chapter, easy enough to read, but the fountain head, puddinhead wilson, and pride and prejudice were AGONIZING to interpret and remember every detail. To top it off, we have a 25-vocab 10-litterary term test every friday, the words were given to us monday. We had to locate the words on our own with no text book. We were given 10 minutes to take the test. That's 3 words a minute, you had to know the words like the back of your hand.

You can claim any bit of this is untrue, but it's not even the whole story…

All I can say is, sounds like shit. Glad I wasn't in that.

Good to hear I got my point across!

Wow I feel stupid for not seeing thisz

…. Seriously? I mention this like EVERY time I play origins or MOTD… I always drag out the "chair" noise… Electric chhhhaaaaiiiirrrry… I do this because I play with randoms and it suddenly dons on everyone… This stopped working 4 months ago…

Wow. I'm so blind/deaf. I never put much thought into that.

4chan...You will never find a more wretched Hive of Scum and villanry.....we must be cautious

More like, "Forum Wars Episode I: The Phxntxm Menace"

From this day forward you shall be known as TH3.......HURTL0CK3R.....

115#

To report a False leak press 1.

To report someone forming an army of idiots Press 2.

To Seek guidance on the zombies storyline Press 3

To Enlist in the Army to prevent stupidity Press 4.

To repeat these options dial 115 Pound symbol

Nowadays, 90% of videos about upcoming DLC/games is complete horse shit.

Someone photoshops something a big YT'er gets a hold of it, claims it as real, fanbase thinks so until the real game/DLC is released when they all moan about it.

Ogrekill, Treyarch.

Then it wouldn't be called Shi no Numa... it'd be called "The Shrekoning".

It's not ogre, it's never ogre.

TAKEO IS KIM KARDASHIAN!

What if Samantha was anne frank?

"I want to PLEASE Shrek"

"You better check yourself, before you Shrek yourself"

That'll show those Farquaads.

I always tell them that i was raised Christian, but got better. Then i try to help them become atheists.

Any show without a demonic butler, top hats, eye-patches and chronologically displaced chainsaws isn't worth its' salt!

I remember seeing the first season although vaguely.. I watched it 3 years ago...i might rewatch it once I'm done re watching the Office

That's a good idea. I actually haven't finished the show myself, but I've got a huge backlog of others to finish first

I didn't know that was a comic, I remember watching the anime on Netflix or Hulu but it was only half a season...I was pretty impressed with the story and there wasn't the slightest hint of pornography :/

It's not a comic, but you could real "zombie survival guide" by Max Brooks. It's set up as a military manual with awesome "documented" zombie outbreaks from as far back as the medieval times.

"Wasn't the slightest hint of pornography"

Dat bathhouse episode, tho.

Also, going off of what tattoo said, also read World War Z by Max Brooks. Much different from the movie, and one of my favorite books.

If i was stranded on an island i would definitely choose world war z as the only book to have on me.

Wendy's: Now that's better!

"Hello mister. I'm Batman. Eat me ! Eat me ! Eat me !"

Can I answer: All of the above?

I did a countdown once, turned out to be one of my greatest works ever. I think I'll join you. Maybe I'll do 25, somewhat less significant, posts.

Samanther and the Zombie Factory,

I think its November.

Well lots of candy can be credited to either Chinese or Japanese...perhaps he could view them as he does the 115 rocks, stolen from his heritage?

I think takeo would be like nikolai's father or mother or caretaker or something.

I think the song I've had the most fun Reworking so Far is Mike Teavee's Song. I think it fits perfect with Richtofens Fate.

Stuhlinger voice - "Have we been here before?"

Richtofen voice - "Begin Anew!"

"Now I don't want to worry you samule, but it appears we may have ripped a tincy-wency hole in the fabric of time and space… Like I said it's nothing to be worried about, but you will need to cross your own timeline to set things right!

Nazi Zombie, Vampire Werewolves

Jewish, Nazi, Zombie, American, Werewolf, Vampires. 

#octagonmoon

Shangri-La set in nighttime Mars confirmed!

Haha, that made me laugh. Nice one GC.

I actually prefer pre-storm weather, dark and cloudy, very fun!

Ya and pneumonia too.

Yeah I like running around when it just starts to snow

Been there, done that… Turned to minecraft on the PC, then advanced minecraft, then created my own mod pack, currently re-creating moon with a fully operational easter egg, power system, perk system, low gravity, teleportation, oxygen, and more.

Good luck anyways! I recommend one takes advantage of paintings-over-doors and redstone!

Cool. I once built tranzit on minecraft till someone blewnit up woth TNT

:O What a dick!

That must have taken freaking hours! It's like, what? Twice the size of moon? Jesus… I'm sorry bro…

Vonderhaar please take notes

Vonderhaar left….

The zelinski tweet?

No, he's referring to the extinction map.

God just saw that too… SUCH a let-down of a group of intel… In the words of David tenant: "It could have been so much more… SO MUCH MORE!"

As the unofficial CODZ financial advisor， i would suggest you invest your earnings for bigger monthly gains.

As the worst CODZ financial advisor, I'd suggest you use up all your money on the mystery box, you can't go wrong.

As Boom as suggest you make it rain on some fine ladies. Congrats!