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I cut my eye so now i have to wear an eyepatch... I look like a douche bag -__-
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Hahahaha true! Im just mad because people keep trying to take it off and telling me im faking it. Its like yeah i wore this eye patch in hopes of getting to sit with the cool kids at lunch. Like what the hell man
Act the part. Act disgruntled due to the injury, and you give people the impression that it is serious and they shouldn't mess with you. Don't let anyone close enough to take it.
You must obtain parrot… NOW!